Balcheat
Part 2
Scene 1
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Perry comes up the elevator and smashes through an office door. Perry finds himself in the living room of a young couple.
Man: Who did that?
Woman: Oh, look, it's so cute :)
Man: You call that hairball cute! It just smashed through my door! Get out, Ducktail!
Perry backs up slowly.
Woman: Be nice to that little animal! It's probably just lost.
Man: It smashed my new door down!
Woman: I hate you! Why did I ever marry you?
Perry has left the room and knocks on the next door in the hallway. Heinz opens the door.
Heinz: Perry the Platypus! I'm happy you found my new residence. You got the message?
Perry chatters.
Heinz: that's good. Now come in, I can't trap you in the hallway.
Perry walks in and a regular platypus-cage falls from the ceiling trapping him.
Heinz: Now it's time for me to tell you my master plan. Behold! The regulator-inator!
As Monogram said, another laser.
Heinz: Something I always hated from this town was that it's just weird.
Heinz: Yes, weird. You see, when I went to America I had to go through those immigration tests…
Heinz: They said president this, independence that… Freedom, stars 'n' stripes, 4th of July…
Heinz: But they also told me how regular Americans should act.
Heinz: Just watch this little video I made.
Heinz shows a video on the beamer. In big letters it says 'Regular Americans', and small letters under the title say 'By Hinse Doovenshmickel'
Heinz: One of my employees made the title, can you believe nobody can spell my name right? Anyway, play.
Voice out the speakers: Regular Americans by Hallway Dethenshmules
(Heinz: Come on!)
Voice: Regular Americans live in regular houses in regular streets. The houses are made of brick, have one front door, three windows and a chimney. Every morning around the same time the regular American wakes up and eats breakfast. They ride their car through the traffic jam to their boring office job.
Heinz: All right, I live at my office, but that doesn't matter… right?
Voice: After hours of their boring work our regular American goes back home to their regular wife and after diner he goes to bed.
Heinz: The END!
Heinz: So you see, Perry the Platypus, I will use my regulator-inator to make everyone in the Tri-State Area like I want them to be.
Scene 2
Candace walks to into the mall. She see's Linda.
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb made me smart!
Linda: Well, that's a good thing, isn't it?
Candace: You've gotta bust them! Listen! Relativity! E=mc2! Nothing material can have the speed of light because time goes slower, things become larger and heavier!
Linda: I have no idea what you are talking about…
Candace see's someone grabbing a bottle of milk.
Candace: Oh, eh, excuse me miss, but the other label is much healthier. It has more calcium, though this label is more natural, of course.
Linda just walks on.
Scene 3
Back at the backyard, Baljeet and Ferb sitting in front of a little table with a big red button.
Phineas: All right, Baljeet, Ferb, what is the 79th element.
Ferb wants to push the button but Baljeet was just a little faster.
Baljeet: Gold, Au, aurum, Latin for 'shiny dawn', a metal most oftenly used for Jewelry, but also a very convenient metal for computer mechanisms because of its electric qualities. It is one of the most precious elements on earth.
Phineas: Correct!
Phineas: Next question, In which year was Disney founded?
Again, Baljeet is faster than Ferb.
Baljeet: The Walt Disney Company was founded on October 16th 1923 by the brothers Walt Disney and Roy Disney, but the name was changed to the Walt Disney Company in 1929. Before that date the company was called the 'Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio'.
Phineas: Correct!
Phineas: Okay, who was king of England during the American revolution?
Baljeet beats Ferb to it again.
Baljeet: King George the Third, born October 25th 1760, died January 29th 1820-…
Ferb: Could you PLEASE let him stop?
Phineas: You really know everything.
Baljeet: If you don't mind, I'm going home now, it's about diner time. Thank you so much!
Phineas: Oh, and by the way, the knowledge-…
Baljeet: Will fade away after 24 hours, I know.
Baljeet leaves.
Phineas: Wow… We made him really irritating…
Scene 4
Candace is still in the supermarket.
Candace: It costs one dollar, next.
Women: Is this CD a good present for my son?
Candace: Let's see, your name is?
Woman: Suzanne Jackson.
Candace: Oh, you're Bill's mother, he's more of a rap-person. Why don't you try this one? NEXT!
Man: Do you know where the exit is?
Candace: Of course, it's right over there!
Man: All right, then I will have to ask you to leave.
Candace: Why?
Man: I work here, and I don't like it you're telling people to buy cheaper things because they're better.
Candace: Oh…
The man throws Candace out.
Candace: Wait! My mother is still in there! I need to take her to bust my brothers!
Candace: Oh… Now I have to wait here 'till she comes out…
Scene 5
Heinz: Allright, now just aim and…
Heinz slips over a banana peel, the –inator turns around and fires directly into Perry's cage.
Heinz: What is this banana peel doing here?
Heinz looks in Perry's cage and see's a little normal dog. It barks
Heinz: Perry the Platypus? Is that you?
Heinz: Hahahahaha! Oh, this is so funny! You're a dog! You're Perry the dog! Hahaha!
Perry starts begging.
Heinz: Oh, I just can't say no to so cute eyes! Come on!
Heinz opens the cage, Perry runs out and slams into the regulator-inator.
Heinz: NO! Not the reverse button!
Perry is a Platypus again and he and Heinz start fighting. They bump into the regulator-inator again, and it turns back around toward the window. It fires twice during the fight. One shot hits Baljeet, which is walking home, the other hits Candace. They don't look different.
Scene 6
Linda walks out the mall and Candace starts dragging her along.
Candace: Mom! Quick, come! It might still be there!
Linda: All right genius… I'm coming, I'm coming…
Candace: Genius? Hey? I'm not smart anymore! That's odd.
Candace: Anyway, come!
Back in DEI, Perry has beaten Heinz.
Perry pushes the regulator-inator out and flies off.
Heinz: Curse you Perry the Platypus!
Scene 7
The regulator-inator falls down and when it reaches the ground it fires one more time before it's completely destroyed.
It fires coincidentally directly on Phineas and Ferb big box of information, just when Linda parks the car.
Candace drags to Linda into the yard, but where the box used to be is now only a normal CD and a regular motor helmet.
Candace: What! This can't be! Just a CD and a helmet.
Ferb: Actually, that's a DVD.
Candace: Great…
Scene 8
A few days later
Phineas dials a number and Mrs. Rai picks up the phone.
Mrs. Rai: Hello, Rai Family
Phineas: Hello Mrs. Rai. How's Baljeet? I haven't seen him in a while.
Rai: Oh, Baljeet got a B- for his test. He started to learn for is the evening before and he stayed up all night.
Rai: He never does that. He went all mad at diner, he said something about not being a genius anymore or something.
Phineas: Oh, that not good. I hope he'll be better soon.
End of part two
Lol, this story was my oldest fan-fiction idea. I've written the song somewhere in summer '09. I hope you liked it, review! :D
Ps. I got a message about Baljeet's summer school teacher should be male (Unfair Science Fair), that's a mistake, I forgot that :S