Chapter 2: Hollywood & Dakota Fanning

'Life's a game, all you have to do, is know how to play it.' ~anonymous~

Edward POV

We followed the Swan bitch outside, still stunned, and stopped dead in our tracks when she turned around to face us. She instructed us to wait as she called her dad and told him some cockamamie story about being sick and staying over at her friend's Alice' house untill monday. Great, so we were stuck with her!!!

She then called us to her attention - a vicious smile plastered on her face and an evil glow in her eyes.

"So, fuck-ward, dare me," she said - the rest of the gang burst out in laughter for the tenth time that night while I was seething with anger. She wanted a dare? I'd give her one!

"I. Dare. You." I said the first three words with distinct seperation before continueing, "To go back inside and tell Newton you want to quit," I said, positive she would back out so she wouldn't loose her job. But once again, she surprised me by smiling a sweet, sickening smile and nodding.

"Hey, Pixie!" She yelled to Alice who narrowed her eyes at Swan's choice of a nickname for her. She hated to be called a pixie just because she was short. Shorter than Swan even, and she wasn't the tallest person herself.

"You're coming with me, I need a witness," She said before walking to Alice, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her along with her, back inside.

I couldn't help but feel smug - the bitch would loose her job just because she was afraid to back out of a dare. It was priceless!

Alice POV

Seriously, who the fucking hell did this slut think she was? Inviting herself in OUR game and then calling me a pixie?!? Sure, it was funny as hell when she punched Edward, but that didn't give her any right to join us. She wasn't one of us, never would be!

She dragged me inside by pulling at my arm - she was strong, as strong as me, perhaps. She dragged me along with her towards the counter and let go of me once we stood before the Newton chick.

Was she really going to give up her only source of income for a stupid dare? Was she really such a dumbass? This would be interesting...

She coughed a bit and then began to speak, "Sorry, Mrs. Newton, I forgot to tell you something," she said in between coughs; she sure could act.

"Yes?" Newton asked, wary of this new situation.

"I *cough* want *cough* to *cough* quit *cough*," She said, where was she going with this with all those coughs? She was up to something. Newton's bitch eyes widened in shock and she stammered out her response, "A-are you s-sure?" She asked, shock still evident on her face.

Bella's face turned sour and sad at the same time - a fucking good actress! "I-I'm not sure. *cough* Maybe. *cough* But i-it could be the f-fever talking. I-I also feel the u-urge to break out in song. *cough* So, m-maybe, I-I'm just delusional," She finished.

So that's where she was going with this...? She sure was a sneaky little bitch - too bad she was poor as shit, or she would've been one of us long ago.

"Oh, well, think about it honey. It's probably the fever talking. Come back when you feel better and we'll talk then," She said, sending Bella a friendly, worried smile.

"O-okay," Bella said followed by another cough, then she dragged me back outside, smiling as the devil she was.

Edward POV

Alice and the bitch walked back outside - Alice looked a little stunned, while the bitch was grinning as if she had just won the lotery or something. What the hell was up with that? She just lost her job, she should be crying or doing whatever those fucking whiny bitches did when something went wrong.

"And?" I snapped at her, she just continued to smile.

"She told Newton she wanted to quit, but she didn't get fired," Alice said in a very un-like Alice tone of voice; a tone, I thought, resembled some sort of awe towards Bella. I was confused, she said she wanted to quit, but she still had her job? How did that happen? My eyebrows furrowed in confusion, Alice and the bitch noticed.

"After she told that Newton chick she wanted to quit, she also told her she might be delusional because of the fever she has, so Newton send her away and told her to think it over and come back when she feels better," Alice explained. Wow, that bitchy fuck sure was a deceiving little cow, who'd've thunk it?

"Now it's my turn," Swan announced as she beamed, staring at Jasper with an unrecognizable glint in her eyes - Jasper shifted his weight, uncomfortable under the presure of her gaze.

"Pick dare, you know you want to," She said, sort of flirting with him, I guess, he swallowed. "Unless you want to end up like fuck-tard," She added - what was with all the fuck Edward nicknames? Jeez! Jasper broke out in a sweat as he tried to look for an escape - he was scared shitless of this chick; I'd never seen him like this before.

"So, Jazzy-boy, what will it be? Shit road or dare road?" She asked, she was more evil than any of us, it seemed. I was curious what Jasper would pick and if it was dare, what Swan would dare him to do.

"D-d-dare," Jasper fumbled over the word - that never happened to him; for a minute I thought he'd piss his pants like the little girl he was acting like. Seriously, why was everyone scared shitless of Swan?!? She was nothing! She wasn't worth worshiping the ground I walked on! She was poor, ugly and useless!!! Okay, maybe not that ugly, but still, not that good looking either.

Her face lit up as soon as Jasper picked his choice. "Okay, Jaz-man, I dare you to..." she put her index finger to her chin, pretending to think, though we all knew she already had a dare in mind. "Oh, I've got it," She continued, still keeping up the very well played out act - was everything she appeared to be to us an act?"

"I dare you to dress up as a drag queen, go to Charlie's house, confess your undying love for him and keep on the outfit untill the game is over," She said, Rosalie and Emmett let out loud guffaws - of course Rosalie would think this was funny; after all, it was worse than the outfit she had been dared to wear and Emmett almost always thought everything was funny. Alice, however, didn't see the humor in it. Nor did Jasper or I - she was getting back at us because I kissed her, that much was clear now.

"Payback's a bitch, ain't it?" Bella smiled as she walked over to her car, pulled out a 2 duffel bags, then walked to my silver Volvo, waiting for us to follow, so we could go back to our house and dress Jasper up - that is if he agreed to do it. I've never known Jasper to back out of a dare, and I doubted he'd start now, no matter how much he hated it.

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Once at the house, Bella anounced she would change out of her work clothes while Jasper changed into a drag queen. I had no idea who this bitch was anymore; I used to think I knew what kind of boring person she was, but now, it seemed as if she had been hiding her true identity from everyone all along. Why would she do that?

"Oh my fucking god," Alice suddenly exclaimed and as I looked at her I saw she had her mouth wide open and was staring at the stairs. I followed her eyes and almost dropped to the ground in shock.

Isabella fucking dyke Swan had transformed into a - I hate to admit it - sexy as hell fucking piece of ass. She was wearing black boots with high heels - wasn't she supposed to be some clumsy fuck? - a tight, black leather skirt so short I'd bet you could see her panties if she bent over, a white tank top that didn't even reach her belly button and had a hell of a lot of cleavage. Her hair was loose and tussled, kinda looking as if she just fucked someone's brain's out and honestly, it was giving me a hard on. She had on big silver hoops as earing, a simple necklace with one single - wtf?!- diamant on it. I'd seen enough diamants in my days to know it was real. She had make-up on as well and her eyes looked dark and smoky and she had bright red lipstick on.

Most girls would look like a fucking hooker dressed the way she was, but she pulled it off and just looked hot as fucking hell. Who the fuck was this girl?!

"Is Jazzy-boy ready?" She asked in a sickly sweet tone of voice. Jasper looked up from his spot next to Alice and swallowed like the scared bitch he was. Swan just laughed and it was unlike any laugh I'd ever heard before - I wanted to hear more of it.

Fuck me! Just because she looks hot now doesn't mean I gotta get it on with her. She's still fucking boring Swan. No fucking way in hell!

"Don't worry. The dare is off. Instead, I got a dare for you all. Well, more like an invitation but who fucking cares, right?" She smiled, waiting for a response from any of us. When we all just continued to stare at her like some dumb retarted shits, she rolled her eyes and continued.

"I dare you all to follow me to Hollywood. My girl Dakota's throwing a kick ass party there and asked me to come and bring some life to the party. We'll continue the dares there. If you shitfaces are up to it, that is," She smirked at us and all of us sat there like fucking mutes. Hollywood?! Dakota who? Who the fucking hell was this chick?!

"Dakota who?" Alice asked, seemingly interested in all this shit. I guess a weekend in Hollywood couldn't hurt.

"Fanning. Now can we get the fuck going or not?" Swan said and I think if Alice had yelled any louder we'd all be deaf. Of course, this was big fucking news. If it was true.

"You fucking know Dakota Fanning?!" Alice yelled, Bella simply smiled and started to head to the door.

"How the fuck are we supposed to get to Hollywood?" I asked, not wanting to listen to her bullshit anymore.

"With my fucking private yet, shitface," She said and walked into the cold Washington night. We all stared at each other for a minute longer before we followed her outside. This should be fucking good.