"Time for some action!" Kaiba suited up quickly and hopped inot his Kaibamobile. Kaiba switched it into stealth mode allowing him to speed down roadways without police detection. Or rather, anyone's detection.

Driving super fast always made him feel so alive, so free. In this moment one might even say he felt bliss

Kaiba flipped the radio on tuning into,... more pop music. Kaibaman, forgetting himself for a brief moment started to bounce his body, tap the steering wheel, and move his head to the beat. One might refer to these series of movements as dancing. But just as quickly as the dance party started the money money money song that had gotten him into the groove, subsequently ended. Kaibaman regained his composure and turned the dials to hear the police radio.

Seemed like a quiet night but just as Kaibaman suspected, evil never sleeps. 9pm a woman gets her purse stolen by "some dude". Kaibaman stops him with a nice punch to the teeth. The nice lady thanked him upon him returning her stolen purse. 10pm two against one fight stopped. They were all disarmed and Kaibaman got them to work out their differences by suggesting a duel monsters battle instead. 11pm Nothing.

Okay so it was kind of a quiet night. No matter, Kaibaman did get to help two people in trouble and get some of his pent up energy out.

Kaibaman decided to go around downtown one more time before turning in. Down an alley he was thanking the heavens to see a scuffle. He turned stealth mode off before exiting the vehicle. Cautiously, he peered down the alley to see another person in a costume. Looked to be only a kid.

The kid was holding his own but it was way passed his bedtime. Just as Kaibaman turned the corner he heard a small explosion. His organs felt like they were floating for a second but were quickly quelled when he saw the suspected crook retreat and the kid was safe.

Kaibaman pulled out a flashlight to get a better look at the kid. The costume was poorly constructed. So much so, that he had a good idea as to who it could be.

He was wearing a beanie pulled over his face with holes for the eyes and mouth, red long underwear, angel wings, green gloves, and the dead give away? Slifer Red shoes

Kaibaman grabbed the kid's arm and held it firmly in one of his his large hands and with the other he took off the beanie. "Jaden," Kaibaman gritted between his teeth.

Jaden smiled that cheese smile of his and said, "Yo, bro, you know it is impolite to rip off a hero's mask like that."

Kaibaman jerked Jaden's arm and started to pull him to the Kaibamobile.

"Bro, we goin' someplace? Better be off the chain if ya catch my drift." Jaden pulled his arm free and walked willingly to the Kaibamobile's passenger seat. "This shiz is tight!"

"We're going home, Jaden."

"No way man. Did you see how awesome I was out there? Well maybe ya missed it but I was da bo-"

"You almost got yourself killed by being an idiot is what I saw. As long as you live under my roof you are never to do this again. Understand?" Kaibaman started the car.

Jaden pulled out a pack of gum. He opened up the round casing and pulled out the rolled up gum and proceeded to shove the entire thing in his mouth. Smack, chewy, smack. Jaden chewed louder than the radio. He blew a bubble. It popped and some of the gum was on his nose and cheeks. Jaden first tried to use his tongue to sweep the gum back into his mouth. When that tactic failed, he used his index finger to loop the gum around, chomping and pulling the gum simultaneously.

Kaiba briefly leered at him to show his disapproval.

"Want some?" Jaden held out a stick of gum.

"What kind?" Kaiba couldn't believe he was even curious as he isn't even a 'gum person'.

"Big Red," Jaden said.

"Not a fan," Kaiba said blankly.

"Why not? Cause it's red?"

Kaiba awarded the remark with a chuckle.

"What about 'Blue Spearmint'? Fan of that? Got some," Jaden pulled out a pack of gum with blue shiny packaging.

Kaibaman gave a smirk. "Sure." Unremittingly, this kid even made Kaiba feel a little on the sunny
side.

Jaden laughed then had to wipe his cheek with his sleeve because some siliva dripped out. Jaden handed Kaiba the pack of gum.

Kaibaman took a stick directly out of the package and slipped off wrapping with ease.

Jaden suddenly started squinting his eyes and leaning forward. "Hey, isn't that?" he pointed at an apartment building off to the side. A woman with blonde hair and a purple cape was scaling down the side. Nobody was even trying to stop her.

Kaibaman imediately jumped out of his car and went after her leaving Jaden to his own devices.

Just as Kaibaman reached Madam Butterfly, she dismounted from the side of the wall. When she saw him, she scoffed and tried to go the opposite direction with her back of goodies. But Kaibaman is swift and kept blocking her from moving farther along with the stuff. In a huff, she handed him the stuff. He just dropped it. She pouted at him.

"Oh get off it. Stop being a goodie two-shoes," she said.

"You know damn good and well tha-"

"Than stop with the act. You know you want to join the dark side," she fluttered her eyelashes from behind the purple butterfly mask. She put her finger on her lips to think and said, "Come on baby, let's go on a walk." Her almost barbie like hands looked perfect when they interlocked with Kaibaman's.

"Why can't you just be good?" Kaiba asked her, "Or, completely evil."

"'Cause I am always bad, and nobody is completely evil." She turn gracefully to face Kaiba. The streets were so quiet this late at night. "You know that." Kaiba looked away from Madam Butterfly. But, her hands redirected his face to face her's. "Aw, sweety, you don't still love me do you?"

"No," Kaiba said almost too abruptly.

"Good, then this won't hurt a bit." Madam Butterfly slid one finger down her own cheek.

Kaiba could feel the presence of someone behind him, it was the Mothmen. Madam Butterfly's evil minions.

Kaiba back kicked then spun around to see more mothmen come out of the woodwork. Kaiba smirked. Game on. The Mothmen started to swarm all around him.

Meanwhile back in the Kaibamobile, Jaden was watching Kaiba fight. He couldn't help but want a slice of the action. Then he noticed that the keys were still in the ignition. Sweet. And the mask, so convenient . Jaden didn't know how to drive but, he shrugged his shoulders and he was quickly over the first time jitters. He turned that key and switched those gears into drive. He drove right at some of the mothmen, hit the break before hitting the wall of the apartment they were next to.

Kaiba tried not to throw a fit then and there. You can repair all damages, don't worry, he told himself. Jaden quickly hopped out and into action. Jaden threw a tribble and it exploded causing one of the mothmen to recieve a burn and some scratches. "Wha-What was that thing? And who are you?" the mothman's mouth gaping open from astonishment.

"That my friend was an exploding tribble. And I, I'm-" Jaden had to think for a second. "I'm The Winged Kuriboh!"

"The winged?-" Jaden then kicked the guy in the nuts and the guy limped off.

When Jaden turned around there was a bunch of knocked out mothmen. Jaden gave Kaibaman his big signature grin when he saw the scowl that was on his face.

"Wait, where is Madam Butterfly?" Jaden asked.

"Fuck!" Kaiba scuffed his shoe. He could see in the distance that she had taken the goods and ran while they were fighting her ass monkeys.

Jaden gave Kaiba a hopeless look.

"Don't worry Jaden. I will catch up with her later. You ok?" Kaiba asked.

"Yeah," Jaden panted out.

"Good, cause you're grounded."

"Aw man. Come on bro, we hommies!" Jaden whined.

Kaiba pointed toward the car then walked ahead of Jaden to open the door.

Jaden gave Kaiba a pouty face. Kaiba gave him a sweep on in motion with his entire arm following threw on the motion. Jaden got in and slammed the car door as hard as he could. When Kaiba got around to the other side and tilted awkwardly to seat himself he took a bit of time to look at Jaden and laugh at him inwardly.

"What?" Jaden hissed.

"Now you're in more trouble. Just keep pushing." Kaiba was enjoying this. A grin plastered on his face. It looked kinda silly on him.

"If you sa-"

"Cruising for a bruising," Kaiba talked over. "Just letting you know. Everything you say can and will be used against you in the unfair court of Kaiba."

Jaden folded his arms and Kaiba put the pedal to the metal to get them home quick.