Investigation: Purple
"Gilbert always makes such messes." A smiling man stepped into the room where the thugs had been shot. "He should really be more considerate, dah?"
"R... right..." The lackey he was talking to tried to make himself as invisible as possible. If that terrifying man man would just stop looking at him...
"Is something wrong? You are looking unwell. Perhaps you should go home and get some rest?"
Clearly it wasn't working, but this was an even better option.
"You know, you may be right. I'll just..." He was interrupted by another coworker placing a hand on his shoulder.
"If you leave me here with him alone I will feed you your own genitals." He whispered.
"... finish this investigation up before I head back!" Damn it all.
"If you are sure you are up to it, then we will be glad to have you here." Ivan smiled and patted his employee on the back. "It would be best to get started now, dah?"
"Y... yeah, definitely." He replied, quaking. What had he done in a past life to deserve to be placed in this man's division?
"Well then!" The Russian clapped his hands. "Let us start with retrieving what Gilbert has left here, and then we shall gather evidence. Please begin."
While debugging the room and gathering various clues, Ivan happened to search the crates, and lo and behold, there was a safe.
"Ah?" He was slightly taken aback. "This looks very much like the safe in my office, does it not?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess so..."
"Hmm. Seventy-eight, seventy-seven, forty-two..."
The safe opened.
"Sheesh... Officer Beilschmidt really planned this out, didn't he?"
"Kol kol kol kol kol..." Their boss laughed coldly. "That he did."
Needless to say, this sufficiently terrified his two underlings.
"Stealing is very bad, isn't it?" The eerie smile was still on his face. "I suppose it does not matter. He and the others will all be in our division soon, after all."
A/N: I swear they just keep getting shorter and shorter. Gilbert snuck the safe in prior to that whole event just in case something went wrong and he couldn't shoot the thugs in time.
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