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Disclaimer: Does pokemon belong to Nintendo? O.O

Title: Maybe

By: ObsidianEmeraldXXX

Chapter Four:Irony

Summary: Drew, high prestigious, charming, rich pokemon coordinator slash PLAYBOY. May an ordinary, plain pokemon coordinator slash Drew's fiancé? What will happen, if Drew made a mistake in purpose? Would he get May back? What if when he finally got her trust back, something very tragic happens to May?

Drew's POV

The Pokemon Center.

I'm pretty sure that Ash is here. I thought.

I entered the big building with my hands in my pocket and my pretty face very calm until…

"Uh, excuse me Nurse Joy have you seen -Oh My God…" I stared.

Oh My God.

It was Harley wearing a goddamn skirt and awful make-up.

"Drew Darling! It's been so long! Oh my! Have you been working out! Meow…" Harley… um… was making cat scratches on my chest.

Shudder.

"Uh… Harley – twitch - people are staring" I removed his hands.

And Harley is still those annoying making cat sounds… and scratches.

"Oh, why Drew? Do you want to go somewhere private? If you know what I mean –wink wink-"

"No! -I mean… No –twitch- I just…" but Harley cut me off.

"Aw, pumpkin! You're winking at me!" Harley squealed.

I am SO not winking at him!

"Dude. Ever heard of a twitch? People often do it when they're irritated"

That should shut him up. Well, I do hope to…

"Ugh! Drewy-pumps! Im not a Dude… I'm a Hottie!"

Oh My God…

He did not just say that.

For the love of all that's good…

Why exactly did I end up with this person again? Oh yeah, I'm searching for my long lost ex-girlfriend slash fiancé who I think is pretending to not remember me at all, or… because to my intellectual-meaning: very smart- theory, she may have amnesia, to the cause I still don't know… yet. Yeah, I'm very sure that I'd find out why.

That.

Or the very fact that she hates my perfect gutter…

Snicker.

Maybe people should start calling me 'Detective Drew Hayden'. See? It even sounds good.

Yeah…

I want to leave.

"I'm leaving" I announced.

"Drewy wait!"

"What" I glared.

"You're my customer, you silly, silly boy! So what did you come here for?" Harley asked, swaying his white skirt.

Must. Not. Twitch. So that. Gay. Won't think. I'm winking.

You can do this, Drew… whatever you do, don't twitch.

"Drewy-poo?"

Triple mega twitch.

Traitor…

"Obviously, I was looking for Nurse Joy but all I saw was a violet-haired weirdo wearing ugly make-up and a nurse's out fit!"

Score one for harsh points. Harley: zero.

"Nurse Joy is in the Pokemon Nursing Station, but this is the breeding station" Harley said, pointing his finger up. And I looked.

"What are you looking at?" Harley asked.

"But… you pointed and- I mean… whatever."

What a weirdo.

Sigh. Oh well.

"And as for the nurse outfit… don't I look like a cutie!" Harley giggled.

One point to Harley for those disgusting comments. Detective Drew: one.

I can't believe we're even. Stupid points and they're… point-ness.

Whatever. Loser.

"Whatever." And I walked away.

"I'll see you soon honey bunch!" Harley shouted.

Do people from the above hate me this much?

How come detectives don't detect when the torture is coming?

I don't wanna be a detective anymore. And I ain't bluffing. Seriously.

…

Whatever.

At the Nursing Station

"Hello sir, How may I help you?" The REAL Nurse joy asked.

"I was going to ask if there is an Ash Ketchum staying in the center."

"Oh, wait for a moment… I will just check"

Waiting A Moment later.

"Excuse me sir, Yes there is an Ash Ketchum staying here"

"Can I get his room number?"

"Of course, his room is… room number 123" she smiled sweetly.

123?

"Uh, are there any suites left? I'd like to stay here for a couple of days"

"Of course, Of course...! there's a vacant suite in number… 456, here's the key! Enjoy your stay!"

456… The stupid Irony.

I nodded a 'thank you' and proceeded to my room first to put my stuff in the room. My suite was wasn't a fancy one unlike what I usually get in hotels, but it's good enough for a person.

Now, to find that Ash Ketchum.

Somewhere Around Pewter City:

I have the list to do for today pasted in my head, because I'm super smart and I can remember anything.

First: Find Ash… and his best little buddy Pikachu. Tch. At least I'm not best friends with little pokemon. No offense Roselia.

Second: Find May, with the help of Ash of course.

Yup. That's all it. I have good memory, don't I?

Then, something brown caught my eye. No it's not her, but its something alright.

Detective Drew scores two. Harley: one.

Take that. Bitch.

I went inside the shop. Not just that, it's 'The shop' that sells that.

That.

A brown detective coat, plus the hat of course, was there hung up with other clothes, calling for me to buy it.

Yeah… so maybe I was a tiny bit bluffing about the whole 'I wanna quit being a detective' thing, but whatever.

I approached the cashier man.

"I'll take that." I pointed the brown detective coat.

"Hm? Oh, very well sir." He took the tag and punched some numbers in the cashier, while punching he spoke:

"I see you like playing detective? Not to offend you sir but, aren't you a little too old to play this kind of game? Because that's pretty moronic for a person like you." the man said.

What?

I'm so not playing 'detective'. This is serious thing, dude!

Moronic? So, what if I buy a brown detective coat, that's not moronic, Right?

…Right?

…Ouch.

No really, ouch… I think my ego needs a bandage.

That stupid Douche Bag.

I looked at him and said "I'm not playing detective"

"Oh, so you're giving this as a gift? We have free wrappers for every purchase-"

"I'm not giving anyone anything." I replied.

"Then what-"

"It's for the rain" I answered.

"But it's not a raincoat-"

"It's for the rain"

"But the weather's perfectly fine-"

"IT'S for the rain." I glared at him.

You better be scared, douche.

The man sweat dropped.

"Okay… that'll be 90 dollars"

90 dollars?

What'd I tell ya? A douche bag.

I paid and wore my super awesome detective coat.

At the Park: Normal POV:

Now Drew, wearing his pretty brown coat, was finding Ash Ketchum.

And as if on cue, Drew heard him.

How Ironic.

"Pikachu, Thunder-bolt now!" Well, he heard his catch phrase, to be more specific.

And there was Ash, training with his pikachu. Pikachu used his electric attack and destroyed with the speed of light multiple logs that were lined simultaneously on trees and some on the ground.

When his pokemon finished, Ash turned around.

"Drew? How long have you been there?"

"Not very long"

"Oh…"

Ash stared at Drew.

"What?" Drew glared at him.

Blink.

"Nothing! Nothing… but I'm just wondering, what up with the stupid coat?"

Stupid?

Glare.

"It's for the rain"

"It's not a raincoat-"

"IT'S for the rain"

"Dude, the weather's fine-"

Grr. What is this? De ja vu?

"It's for the rain."

"But-"

"It's for the FREAKING RAIN."

"Fine! Sheesh, I only asked... It ain't exactly Halloween everyday…"

Drew twitched. "Halloween?"

Oh yeah… Drew's temper was rising.

"Well, yea. With your moronic costume and all"

A big vain popped on Drew's forehead… And no it didn't hurt, it was kind of… soothing.

"Would you mind repeating that again?"

Drew's left eye was twitching and his knuckles cracking and his teeth were gritting and… and… did already I mention that his left eye was twitching and his knuckles were cracking and his teeth were gritting? Yeah? Oh… well, okay.

"Whoa there buddy, chill! I was just kidding… well, kind of"

Drew gave Ash one of his I'll-glare-at-you-until-your-hair-turns-white glare.

"Okay, okay! I'll stop, God you're still so temperate like May, I can see why she's your girlfriend… you two match!"

May? When Ash mentioned her name… it was like there were butterflies were bursting inside his body.

"… We're not together anymore" Drew glared. At nothing, to be more precise.

Ash looked at him.

"Oh yeah. I remember! you cheated on her, that's why you two broke up right?"

A new vein was throbbing on Drew's forehead.

Was he even putting any effort pissing him off? Or was that just natural for this idiot?

I'll punch this idiot later, but right now is all about May.

Drew told himself repeatedly to calm down. And he did, he calmed himself. And he smiled, because somehow… even if it's stupid and moronic, even if it's just one puny little hopeful idea, even if she doesn't know… He did something for her again. And somewhere inside of him, he feels her smiling at him too.

He calmed finally.

"Speaking of May… Do you somehow know where she is? I mean, you guys travel together and all…" Drew started.

"Well yeah, she lives here… only for the summer particularly, we stopped traveling together, though" Ash answered.

Drew looked at Ash curiously.

"I can take you to see her now if you want to, or do you want to stay here and talk?" the raven haired man asked.

His heart was thumping. She's here, he was right; the girl from a while back was May.

"Take me to her"

"Hm. Sure… but you have to lose the coat, I'm gonna be frank with you man, you really look stupid"

And with that… Drew cracked his knuckles.

Here we go again…

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