You guys keep writing reviews it warms my heart. I have given a little bit of attention to my other fic I think you guys will like that a lot. Elite Storm I'm going to thank you in advance to a great idea, hope you like what I will do with it. Give him a look he's got a Bayonetta and Darksiders crossover. Compelling stuff. I wanna also thank General Whitefur and Hopeless-Tyronos for being good sports and not tearing me a new ass hole. Alright so here it is Chapter Six of SAVE CHRISTMAS!
"Sir they have failed us in retrieving the three vulpine threats."
"OF COURSE THEY DID! WE GAVE THEM NO TRAINING WHATSOEVER! SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUCK? I SENT THEM TO LURE THEM HERE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! YOU NEVER SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE!"
'I saw your mom in a bikini.. That was a pretty big picture.'
"NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS!"
"What should we do about Fox's Arwing?" Whitefur asked
"Well we can't leave it here.. It'll be looted by the locals for sure." Tyronos noted "There is a whole bunch of crime here."
"Yeah it's not really a place to come and relax. Honestly what was Santa thinking when he came here. I mean look at this."
The scenery looked like downtown Detroit. Random fires everywhere. Sirens wailing their high pitched scream. People breaking into stores and stealing Television sets. A couple of homeless persons drinking their forties.
"Some Christmas. Crime everywhere, Hobos drinking their lives away. This place is a mess." Tyronos said
"Maybe they were thinking of the planet Sauria Two. You know the one that doesn't fall apart." Whitefur suggested
"That could've been it. Nice thought Whitefur." Whitefur bowed in gratitude towards Wombo "Now let's get the fuck out of here." They all nodded and went inside of the stationwagon.
"Come on put Beast Mode on and let's get out of here!" Whitefur exclaimed
"BEAST MODE... ON!" Wombo pressed the big read button which said "Beast Mode." and the stationwagon once again changed back into a flying stationwagon. "LET'S GO!"
They lifted off Wombo looked straight forward ignoring the seagull that just smacked into the windshield he merely turned on the windshield wipers and continued going as it's blood filled the windshield. "God damn it Wombo try not to hit other things." Tyronos yelled
"Whatever it should've gotten out of the way." Wombo calmly said, Tyronos shook his head 'Idiot..'
They saw the ship still hovering above the planet. They stared in amazement at the ship and it's beauty. It was huge like a Battleship Cruiser from the StarWar series which the author doesn't own.
"Should we go in there guns ablazing?" Wombo asked
"Well let's go in there and see what the fuck they want from us. Then if we don't like we can go in there guns ablazing." Whitefur reasoned which made a lot of sense they went towards the ship and it looked like they would crash
"HEY WOMBO WATCH OUT FOR THE SHIP!" Tyronos yelled shaking him violently
"I CAN'T I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT!" He yelled back shaking Tyronos back as well
"Maybe it could be their tractor beam because check it out there is a big bright green light shining around us." They stopped choking each other as they listened to his words which were true. They took their hands off each other and looked at the light encircling the stationwagon bringing them up into the hangar. The door behind them shut hissing at them loudly it sounded like it called them Fags but that was impossible... Wasn't it?
The people who occupied the ship surronded the stationwagon one of them shouted "Step out of the stationwagon or you will be light up like a fucking Christmas tree! That is a promise!"
"What should we do guys? They might want to kill us." Wombo asked
"I sense they may want to talk to us. But I've been wrong before." Tyronos said
"Yeah just like the time you thought it wasn't laced with LSD we were so fucking scared." Whitefur insulted bringing up the time they smoked Nightmare which is Marijuanna with Acid which will have you tripping balls in no time.
"Maybe this time is different.. Throw something out the window." Tyronos suggested Whitefur looked in the back and found a teddy bear which he tossed out the side window
"NO! NOT ! YOU BASTARD!" Wombo shouted as he watched his favorite teddy bear get shot down and burnt to a crisp by all of the blaster shots. "NOOOOOOO! I'LL KILL YOU WHITEFUR! AFTER I KILL ALL THESE SONS OF BITCHES!"
"WAIT! We need a plan!" Tyronos said holding him back with the help of Whitefur but even that was extremely hard he even had his seat belt on.
"YEAH I'M GOING TO KILL THEM LIKE THEY KILLED ! LIKE THE DOGS THEY REALLY ARE!
"What do you think they're doing in there?"
"Probably having gay butt sex before we totally annihilate them."
"Right..."
"So then that's the plan alright? Any questions?" Tyronos asked
Wombo raised his hand
"What do you want Wombo?"
He held out his arms "Can I have a hug? I really need one.." Wombo asked almost crying
"Uh... What?"
"A hug. I really need one. Please? It was just so traumatizing I don't know if I can stand it for the next couple of chapters."
Tyronos sighed "FINE! But we speak of this to no one! Whitefur it seems you got Wombo's job."
"I can do that!" He went into the way back which was a big control room where all of the stationwagon's weapon systems were and all that good junk. Things such as Lazer guns which were attached to the wing and were always invisible so they could light anyone up at a moment's notice
"Quit crying he was just a teddy bear."
"FUCK YOU! HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT !"
"We should totally kill these guys like right now see their like totally getting it on in there." They looked at a rocking stationwagon which swayed left and right
"But they're fucking each other! Let's wait until they finish. Give them that ok?"
"Fine but as soon as it stops light it up!" They pointed their weapons in anticipation for any sudden movement from the stationwagon
They heard a plop and looked over to where it was, one of their comrades have fallen.
"What the fuck was that?" that voice was silenced
"THEY'RE ATTACKING! FIRE!" they shut at the stationwagon which seemed like their shots only bounced off not even making a burn mark
"GRENADE OUT!" one of them tossed a grenade at it and others followed but they all stopped in the middle of the air and were tossed as if by some magical force at the other ships which all blew up sending them flying off their feet and landing on their backs.
"DON'T FUCKING BITE ME!" Tyronos yelled in pain smacking Wombo
"TAKE IT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!" He growled through his teeth
"FINE! WAS A BEAST!"
"NO HE IS A BEAST! HE IS!"
"FINE HE IS A BEAST!" Wombo let go immediately "Dude.. I think you drew blood."
"SHUTUP UP THERE! I'M TRYING TO KICK SOME ASS!" Whitefur screamed from the back "YOU'RE BREAKING MY CONCENTRATION!"
"Oh shit sorry!" Tyronos apologized "Quit kicking me asshole!"
"That was the last one."
"Like hell it was!"
"Why do I have to be the last one!" He desperately shot at the stationwagon but like everything else that happened he failed and was cut down. He gargled on his blood and decided to leave a gift for the three vulpines and set off a grenade. Kinda like the perk Martyrdom in Modern Warfare but there wasn't a killcam.
"Let's see how they like this.." As he drowned in his blood and died
"I think it's cool to get out of here." Whitefur said a little cautious
"QUIT FUCKING KICKING ME!" Tyronos lunged at Wombo and started punching him in the face
"FINE!" Tyronos slowly got off of him "Don't have to be a little bitch."
"I didn't cry when my teddy bear got thrown out the window and torn to pieces!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"GUYS! LET'S GET FOX AND TRY TO FIND SANTA! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Whitefur yelled silencing both of their petty vendettas against each other
Whitefur left the stationwagon extremely steamed. They noticed a smile on of the dead guards and saw in his hand was a grenade which was then let go as if on cue.
BOOM! They flew off their feet a little shaken but they weren't harmed in the process. "That was a total fail of a grenade." Wombo said
"Yeah what the hell was he thinking?" Tyronos asked a little humored at the guard's attempt to harm or maybe even kill them.
"Yeah well which way do we go?" Whitefur asked
"I don't know.. Hey look there is a directory." He ran and was followed by Whitefur and Wombo to a directory which was similar to that of a mall.
"Well it says we're in the hangar and... It looks like they would have Fox in the dungeons so... Let's go there." Tyronos said
Hell of a chapter.. Super fun writing it.. Uh.. I'm pretty sure I had something to say but I can't find out what so I'll just leave it alone.. It'll come back to me.. Hopefully.. OH SHIT! If you have a story that you would like put into a community just send me a message. Make sure it is a StarFox story because I'm going to try and get everyone their chance on this site. It's only fair. So if you or someone else has a good first idea that they have finished writing or started writing send it to me in a private message I will try to check out the story A.S.A.P and it might be added depending on the Win to Fail ratio. See ya later!