I love Metallica
"Sir.. Why did you abandon the ship?"
"SO I COULD STOP THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS FROM SAVING SANTA AND THEREFORE SAVING CHRISTMAS! THEY WILL NEVER GET PAST MY PURE AWESOMENESS! I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!"
"Yes sir.. But did you notice that the ship is destroyed?"
"WHAT?"
"Look behind you sir."
"FUCK! THOSE BASTARDS! DO THEY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT SHIT COSTS THESE DAYS! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GAS PRICES!"
"Okay sir.."
"WELL THE FUCKING GAS IS LIKE FIVE DOLLARS A FUCKING GALLON!"
'Fuck.. My.. Life.."
"Fox you okay back there?" Tyronos looked at him through the rear-view mirror he was out cold he wouldn't be that much help with them.
"I don't think he is going to be able to talk. If we could pry his mind open and talk to him through that way we would be able to better understand where Santa is." Whitefur suggested "But how would we do that?"
They were all deep in thought then Wombo spoke "WE CAN CUT HIM OPEN! THE INFO WILL LEAK RIGHT OUT!"
They looked at him weird "Dude why are you in all caps?"
"I AM?"
"Yeah.."
"OH SHIT LET ME CHANGE THAT..."
They waited a moment "Well?" They both said at the same time
"Well what?"
They shook their heads "Never mind." Tyronos said
"Whatever you guys are lame."
"We aren't going to cut him open.. That's just idiotic." Whitefur said shooting down his idea
"Your mom is idiotic." Wombo retorted
He ignored him and went back into his thoughts. 'How can we get into his mind? We can't wait for him to get better. Santa will be dead or worse.. Dead and covered in some random dude's semen. Wait.. What if.. Of course..'
Whitefur turned to Tyronos "Dude you remember where StarWolf is right?"
"Yeah, but that isn't important right now. We need to go find Santa. It'll be a snowball's chance in hell to find Santa without Fox but whatever. We've gotten through worse. Remember that one night?"
"I do remember that night." They were of course talking about that one night.. You should've been there. "But that isn't important right now. Just go there trust me."
"Fine but I'm not helping you if they decide to attack you."
"Good enough."
"Why are we even going there?"
"Krystal.."
"KRYSTAL? THEY HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN A FEW YEARS NOW! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY'LL TALK NOW?"
"Wombo turn off your fucking cap lock key seriously."
"Oops Sorry."
Whitefur went back to explaining "She's a telepath. She is the only one will be able to help at this point." Tyronos knew it to be true.
"Fine but we can't have those three other idiots around Fox when he is most vulnerable." Tyronos said
Whitefur nodded "Of course but we need to go now or we'll never find Santa.." he paused and sighed "This is going to be awkward as shit.."
"Yeah.. It will be.. Shit.." Tyronos turned around and went to StarWolf's "secret" base
Very short chapter yes I know don't bitch me out about because I will punch you right in the mouth. I wanted to get this out because the next chapter is going to be longer. Once again sorry for it being extremely short.
Some of you may have noticed that originally this chapter made absolutely no sense. It's because I accidentally put the eighth chapter from my other story in this one. Woops! Facepalm it! So let's pray to god I got it right this time