So yeah Epic Fail of an eighth chapter but hopefully this one makes up for it. I can only hope. I feel like I'm really close to the end. This one is probably going to be more serious than the previous chapter. It's really hard trying to come up with new material every day. I do my darndest!

He looked around his hideout. As he suspected his bum cohorts were taking naps and being useless as usual. "WAKE UP YOU DOUCHEBAGS!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. They didn't even stir. "So it's going to be that way.. Alright.. I can handle this.." he went into his room and came back with Louisvillefuckingslugger. He looked at it and all of it's glory. He stood by his lizard for lack of a better word companion and swung it right into his gut.

The lizard doubled over and fell on the ground all air left out of his gut. In between breaths he muttered "Why.. Did you.. Do that.. You son of a-" He then puked all of the contents from his stomach getting it all over his hands and the new shag carpeting.

The lupine carrying the Louisvillefuckingslugger then went to his other bum cohort. He hated this guy the most and would enjoy hitting him. He slammed it right on his head. Amazingly he didn't get up.. But then again there was an open cut from where Wolf hit him. He put his finger in front of his nose and he didn't feel a warm breath. He just killed Panther.. Whatever.

The alarm went off signaling that there were intruders. "Great just what I need.."

They left the stationwagon when Tyronos said "Are they even here?" Whitefur looked around there was one Wolfen.

"I'm not sure but I think they are extremely broke and I wouldn't be surprised if that was there only ship." Whitefur said

Wombo laughed "Ha! Failure."

"Epic.."

They searched around the hangar. There was a loud blaring noise which made no sense. Not like there was much to defend. Seriously when is the last time they worked for a job? It was tough to get by but for a mercernary group like StarWolf you figure they would be able to do something a little bit more sinister than being annoying to StarFox. Seriously didn't they have better things to do? Like.. Nothing? Anyway there wasn't much there except empty space.. and the Wolfen but that thing was in shambles.. Like honestly the fucking thing was coming apart. Seriously this was a sad excuse of a base now. God where did they go?

"Who dares enters the lair of StarWolf?" the voice was familiar it tried to threaten the three but they weren't having it.

"WE DARE YOU LITTLE BITCH COME OUT NOW! WE'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!"

"God damn it Wombo what did I say about your cap lock key?" Whitefur and Tyronos both turned around and looked at him extremely annoyed

"It's sticky.." he said softly

"Well if it isn't Tweedle dumb." Wolf said pointing out Tyronos "Tweedle dumber." pointing out Whitefur "And of course how could we forget Tweedle Dumbass." pointing out Wombo

"Save it Wolf we came here on business." Tyronos spat

"Business? What kind of business.." he came closer but still cautious

"We're here to talk to Krystal." Whitefur said trying to ease the tension

"Why?" The lupine ensued. It wasn't everyday that three dead sexy Jedi Ninja Assassins came to your "Secret" base.

They were hesitant to tell him. "... We're here to save Santa.." Whitefur let out

He looked at them in wide eyed amazement "You can't be serious.."

"We are serious now where is Krystal?" Wolf started laughing his ass off "What's so funny?"

Nearly dying of laughter he began to stand back up leaning on his knees for support. "You idiots know that... Ha.. Santa.. Doesn't.. PAHAHA! Doesn't.. Doesn't Exist right?"

"He does exist. The Russians said so.." Wombo said in an attempt to keep it serious but since when does Wombo ever help in making things serious?

"Ok.. Assume Santa is real... That still doesn't explain why you need Krystal." They knew they couldn't keep it a secret anymore.

"Because... Well we need her help entering... Fox's mind.." Wolf's ears perked up

"Excuse me.. You mean.. Fox McCloud is in my base?" Wolf asked slightly excited

"I wouldn't really call it a base.."

"Fuck you times are tough."

"Well we've been pulling through with jobs at the C.I.A or whatever lame ass job the author decided to have us do instead of doing some cool ass shit you know where we're like doing stuff.. That would be cool."

An awkward silence filled the room "Is he always this retarded?"

"You should see him when he's drunk."

"No.. So.. Where is the little pup?"

"If you so much as move towards him we will kill you.. Where is Krystal we came for her and her only. She is the only one who can help us." Tyronos said

They stared into each other's eyes "Fine.. I'll go get her.." and he left them to their thoughts

'What if I really am retarded? Does that mean anyone who I've ever had sex with is retarded? I'm scared!'

'Why did I have to do this? I swear to god if I ever get my hands on the person who let me be paired up with these two morons in this ridiculous plot just what the fuck is that shit? I need a lawyer.'

'Did my name really have to be named after my creator? Honestly why does it have to describe what I look like? I get it! It's white! Seriously.. Well even Wombo's creator isn't that creative at names.. So maybe we're all just fucked on the whole name thing.. Shit!'

Wolf entered with Krystal not far behind. She avoided their gazes and stared at the floor. Tyronos decided to break the painful silence between the two groups.

"Krystal.. We need you to... Reach into.." He couldn't seem to speak his name but she already knew who it was about. She plucked it from his mind and continued.

"I know.. But I need to know why." She looked them right in the faces each of them shied away.

Whitefur in a quiet voice said "We need you to enter his mind.. So that we can learn the location of Santa.." he looked at her to see her reaction which he thought would be ridicule but it wasn't she looked really calm and it seemed she accepted what she was asked to do.

"Where is he?" She asked really quiet

"He's in the back.." She nodded and entered the back of the stationwagon.

She noticed Fox lying there. She studied him and he had dried blood across his muzzle, his mouth slightly opened his breathing heavy. He needed medical attention. She would try and make this quick. She lightly grasped his hand and delved into his mind.

It was pure white she looked around and saw him standing behind her. She started to slowly walk towards him but stopped giving them five feet of space. He broke the silence "Hey.. Didn't expect you to come here."

She bit back the urge to explode her feelings onto him "I know this isn't the best place to meet but I was sent here by-"

"So you didn't come to just talk?"

"You know I'm with StarWolf right?"

"Doesn't mean we can't catch up.."

"Fox that was a while ago.."

"There isn't a moment that I regret what I said to you."

"Fox I-"

"As soon as you left I was heartbroken. Damn me for a fool Krystal. I was too scared." He turned his side towards her trying to hide the tears starting to well up in his eyes "I didn't want to lose you. But I did anyway. For my selfish reasons of keeping you safe you went away and it was all my fault."

"Fox you don't think I wasn't heartbroken? I was accepted into a family that I haven't had in years. I had no one. I was trapped in that crystal prison until you came and freed me." He looked back into her beautiful blue eyes emotions ran through him "I have never felt the feelings that I feel for you for anyone else and I will no longer feel those strong emotions for anyone as long as I live. The moments we shared were shit on when you asked me to leave. I didn't know what to do. I had nothing. I reluctantly went to them. I didn't want to but that was my only option. I knew they would take me in to spite you. I didn't want that for us. I didn't want to make you think I did it for revenge I would never want to hurt you that way.. I.."

He saw she was pouring her heart out tears were falling down her cheek. She bit her hand and he did something he didn't think he would be able to do for the rest of his life. He grabbed her and stood tall over her. She looked up at him gazing slowly going in for a kiss. He returned it and it was beautiful around them fireworks flew while birds were singing their beautiful songs of love and forgiveness. They poured every single emotion that they held in for the time that they were away. Her tongue and his tongue met each other and were playfully fighting for dominance but neither one of them cared. They were in love with each other and they didn't care who the fuck knew not even the people of who were possibly reading their story. The whole universe and more could've known they would not care a bit.

They stood there locking lips and holding each other's hands for as long as time could keep tick tick tocking. It would be a while before Krystal a little saddened that she had to but remembered that there was a different reason for her to be here instead of get lost in Fox's eyes.

"Krystal.. I love you.. I want to be with you for the rest of my days." He realized how much of a fucking idiot he was to even think that she was incapable of protecting herself or whatever stupid reason he let her escape his life.

"I love you too Fox." she watched him get down on one knee and pull something from his pocket.. No way.. Is he?

"Krystal would you please marry me?" he held out a ring with a nice looking diamond on top of it. Not too big but not too small either. Her emotions fluttered she didn't know what to think or what to say. "Please Krystal say yes." He looked at her with those puppy dog eyes and she remembered all of why she loved him.

"Yes Fox.. Fuck yes I will marry you." She tackled him to the ground and they played with each other like they were little kits. It was a good thirty minutes before she realized once again why she had came. "Fox I need to ask you.. Where is Santa?"

He sat up "He is on Venom my love" He started to nibble on her ear playfully "Him and are both there in a big warehouse on the north side of Venom marked with an even bigger neon sign saying 'Here is the fat bastard.'"

He didn't stop touching her the way she liked before he let her go not anywhere on her No-No spots because that would seem a little fast. They would have to wait until the next chapter possibly for that to escalate into hardcore sex or something.

"I'll see you on the other side Fox.." She really didn't want to leave but the three vulpines waiting for this information would become impatient and break her concentration if she stayed too long.

"I love you Krystal."

"I love you too Fox." They gave each other a goodbye kiss each left with tears welling up in their eyes.

She saw looked at his face and it was different.. It had a smile on it which made her smile she kissed his forehead and left the stationwagon.

They noticed her leave the stationwagon and approached her "So did you get it.." She was still of in her own little world with Fox it wasn't until she noticed the three vulpines nearly yelling that she awoke from her fantasy

"Yeah.. I got it.." She said quietly half in reality and half with Fox

"Well where is he?" Tyronos prodded

"He's in a warehouse on the north side of Venom marked with a big neon sign that says 'Here is the fat bastard.'" The three vulpines smacked their foreheads.

"Well come on guys let's go.. Thank you very much Krystal." They started to enter the stationwagon but she yelled out to them

"Hey!" they looked back to see her running towards them "I want to come with."

"Are you sure?" Whitefur asked a little confused

"Yeah I hate it here that and I want to help even more." she confessed

They all looked at each other. "Hop in the back and fasten your seatbelt. Wombo is a crazy driver."

She smiled and entered along with the three vulpines. Tyronos said to Wombo "Punch it.."

"With pleasure.." and they left leaving Wolf in the dust speeding towards the planet Venom and to save Santa and ultimately christmas

"... Fuck this sucks this is my whole part in this stupid story? Fuck.." Wolf complained to himself "GOD DAMN IT!"

There hopefully that made up for chapter eight. I probably could've put them together but I wanted you guys to suffer a little sorry! NOT! Later