Let's get right into it!

"Now you're going to tell us what you know or we'll be forced to do this until you talk."

"I don't know nothing. I swear upon Rudolph's Herpes ridden nose!"

"Shutup!" He felt a sharp jab to his stomach and then a butt of a gun to his face "NOW TELL US WHAT WE WANT!"

"I... I.."

"YES?"

"I don't know nothing..."

"FUCK!"

"Where is this sign? I don't see it." Wombo said

"Well maybe if you put the defroster on the windshield wouldn't be covered in frost!" Tyronos yelled

"Oh.. Shit.." Wombo then put on the defroster it immediately taking away anything that previously obscured his vision.

"Hey Wombo I think I found it. Pull over." He saw where Krystal was pointing at and it was definitely it. There was the big neon sign saying "Here is the fat bastard"

"Why do they have to call him that? Honestly its what makes him an approachable figure. Don't diss on Santa being fat seriously.." Whitefur asked a little saddened that they would treat someone so pure as Santa that way.

"Hey Wombo don't land close to it. Just park the stationwagon half a mile from it. They may suspect us." Tyronos said and Wombo nodded pulling the car over in a mall parking lot. They looked around them various people would give them dirty looks and they weren't even out of the car.

"So what are we going to do about Fox? They hate him here. This is probably the worst spot for him to be in alone." Whitefur said

Without any hesitation "I'll stay with him."

"You sure Krystal?"

She looked at Fox's face and answered "I'm positive."

"Alright guys let's go. Be careful."

"I will.."

They left the stationwagon and it was slightly cold outside and slight breeze here and there. "Come on guys lets hurry up and do this. If we don't get caught it should make for a good five hundred word finish. If we don't it could become a three thousand word chapter and an epic finish. So let's hope it is the first option because I am sick of this shit."

"Agreed so don't fuck this up...Wombo!"

"What? I haven't fucked anything up yet!"

"Yeah that's right! You haven't yet. So let's keep that up."

"You're a dick you know that Tyronos?"

"Yeah. So let's go!" They then went to where the bright lights burning off of the neon sign was coming from. Along the way there were more and more people who were extremely thuggish people. A few homeless people came up to them and asked them for change. The homeless began following them because they knew that our three handsome vulpines were off-worlders.

An old homeless person who would inevitably die came up and asked "Spare some change?"

Wombo didn't know what to do "I'm sorry I don't have any change." The old man didn't stop

"Spare some change?"

"I don't have any change."

The old man pulled out a knife "Spare some change." This time he wasn't asking but demanded it. Wombo looked at Whitefur and Tyronos for help but they only suggested killing him. He thought of something else.

"Hey guys! Look over there!" He yelled that to Tyronos and Whitefur who looked at what he pointed at

"RUN!" he yelled that to the hobo who ran the other way

"How did you do that?" Tyronos asked

"Do what?"

"That. How did you just fool us and that old hobo?"

"I don't know. I guess I'm just that awesome.."

"Sure you are. Come on let's go it's even closer. We should be there in a minute or two." They walked into the downtown area even though it seemed that this whole place was a downtown area. Like imagine downtown L.A. but worse like ten times worse it was pretty bad. They went towards the dock area which is where the neon sign's glow was coming from. They walked down the dock which at the end was the warehouse the sign nearly blinding them. Why they would have that sign there is beyond any of us at this point. Tyronos saw a group of henchmen they were walking in and entered a code the doors opening when they finished with the code.

"Shit guys! We're going to need a code to get in." Tyronos said

"Fuck.. Well what are we going to do?" Whitefur asked who felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and saw three komodo dragons standing over him and his friends they were snickering to themselves and one of them was drooling he was snickering so much "Yeah can we help you?"

The middle one obviously the leader stood up to Whitefur and got in his face "Yeah you can.."

"Thanks again for giving us a push these roads are terrible."

"Yeah no problem. Have a great day!" They waved as the komodo dragons left in their Cadillac driving down the pot hole filled road.

"They were nice weren't they?" Tyronos asked

"Yeah.. His breath smells though.." Whitefur said

They walked up to the door and stood in front of the panel which had the numbers zero through nine on it and a reset button. From they were able to gather it was a four digit code they needed to enter. "Well what could it be guys? My guess is five thousand two hundred and eighty."

Tyronos motioned for him to put it in his guess. As he put it in a group of mercenaries came towards them. They didn't look so friendly. Once again the leader of this group a raccoon yelled at Whitefur. "Hey you pussy white faggot what are you doing here?" everyone else in his group laughed

Whitefur turned around "I don't know.. I could ask you the same thing."

"What was that?"

"You heard me or maybe you need to get the cocks out of your ears." Wombo and Tyronos chuckled which caused the raccoon to swing at Whitefur. He was too slow though and Whitefur grabbed his fist and was able to snap his arm causing the bone to come out of his arm.

Somewhere on Corneria

"I hope nothing happens to spoil this fancy dinner party." Everyone else nodded. The music was soothing to hear. Everyone was having such a good time until..

"!" Everyone turned their heads towards the planet Venom.

"Why did this fancy dinner party have to be ruined?"

Back on Venom

"UUUUCCCCKK!" the raccoon screamed and crying from what pain that was brought on by a simple twist of the arms.

"You'll pay for that!" One of the now whimpering raccoon's men shouted and ran at Whitefur with a knife but stopped dead in his tracks to feel something in his neck. He felt around to where the pain was coming from to feel a sharp knife which cut through his neck and the tip of the knife was visible from the back of his neck.

"Anyone else stupid enough to try it?" Whitefur challenged

With there now being a pile of five bodies on top of each other all due to Whitefur's massive skill. It only left one question. What to do with this guy..

"You!" Tyronos pointed at the still whimpering and crying raccoon who didn't move from his spot "Do you know the code?" the raccoon either ignored him or didn't hear him. Tyronos shook him causing the raccoon more pain and ultimately screaming like a little girl because Whitefur was in Beast mode and is always in Beast mode. There is not a switch for his Beast mode. He came out his mother's vagina having sex with a very erotic looking woman who.. Damn.. Dat ass..

Anyway the raccoon was able to gather his thoughts and produce a sentence that went like "What code?"

"DON'T FUCK WITH ME! What is the code!" Tyronos shouted, the raccoon refused to speak and give him what he wanted. Tyronos grabbed his unbroken arm and threatened to break this one as well.

The raccoon spat "Do it... It will bring you nothing.."

"We'll see.." he then cracked it with a loud snap and then came an even louder scream from the tortured raccoon.

In your mom's room

"Oh god! Tyler you're so good at this! OH MY GOD! HOW ARE ABLE TO DO THAT?"

"Years of practice ma'am."

"!111!1one!1"

"What was that?"

"I don't know.. But can you open your legs you're crushing my neck."

"Oh sorry Tyler."

Back on Venom

"IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!" the raccoon whimpered even louder and was crying tears making a puddle of eye rain.

"Are you going to tell us what we want to know or what?"

"Please no more.. I don't know the code! I don't even know what you're talking about? A code to what?" he was going hysterical

"Guys maybe he knows nothing.."

"."

"See I don't even think he can form words anymore." as they watched him start drooling.

"Well what should we do with him?"

"SDLFKJWEOPITHSDLKFJS:LTKHWPOEIJFSPJDKFL:WETOPIHSDFROFLCOPTER!"

"Let's just leave him.."

"No we can't do that!"

"Why not?"

"Because it's wrong.. It's wrong!"

"Well then what would you suggest?" they saw him get up on his own and just walk into the water. They ran over to where he fell into and noticed that bubbles were coming up.. Soon the bubbles stopped coming up.. Then there was a pool of blood probably more than what should have come from his two broken arms.

"Guys what was that?" Wombo asked

"I have no clue but he's gotta be dead now.." Tyronos said

"Nothing we can do for him now.." Whitefur commented

"Well can't we like do a speech for him?" Wombo suggested

"What are you talking about?"

"Well you know how people when they're at a funeral that they usually say a few words before they bury the dead?" They nodded their heads "Well can't we do that for him?"

Whitefur and Tyronos looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders "Sure but you gotta do it."

"Fine.. Where do I start.. Ah yes.." They let their heads hang low as a sign of subtlety. "He was a.. Bit of a dumbass he came up to Whitefur with an intention of probably stealing his lunch money but ended up getting both of arms snapped and the bones sticking out. I didn't know him for long but he was definitely an idiot and I'm surprised he made it this long.. Amen."

"Amen." They then looked back at warehouse. "How are we going to get in?" Tyronos saw a ladder on the side and then said "Let's climb. See there is a ladder right there."

"Huh.. Isn't that convenient?" They rushed towards the ladder and started climbing while dodging barrels being thrown at them by a big huge ape with a tie that had the initials "D.K." they continued dodging barrels from him and ended up making it to the top.

"Guys what are we going to do about this fucking ape?" Tyronos asked

"Yeah he's totally going to blow our cover." Whitefur said

"Let's fucking murder his ass!" Wombo said charging him with his hidden blade.

The ape beat his chest and yelled "Let's go bitch!" he then charged at Wombo who slid under him stabbing him in the gooch. "HOW DARE YOU! THAT FUCKING HURTS!"

"I bet it does." Wombo laughed

"Should we just sit this out or should we help him?" Whitefur asked

"He'll be fine." Tyronos answered

"Alright but if he dies his author is going to pissed at us."

"Whatever he'd just resurrect him in some stupid way."

"Probably. I wish we had some popcorn." then all of a sudden popcorn appeared out of nowhere on Whitefur's lap "Awesome.." He tossed a couple in his mouth and spit it out "What the? No salt?" then out of nowhere a salt shaker appeared "Thank you.."

"Hey give me some of that." Whitefur then handed him the now salted popcorn "Holy shit this is some good popcorn." They both nodded and continued to watch the ape and Wombo kill each other.

"LET GO OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!"

"NEVER!"

"Look there are two idiots who don't know how to turn off their cap lock key."

He then tossed Wombo towards the edge of the building but being incredibly quick he was able to grab on to the ledge and hold on. He heard the grunts of this mysterious ape coming towards him.

"Where are you? You little faggot?" the ape looked over the edge and saw nothing but the ground below "Where did he go?" he felt a piercing in his back and turned his head to see the vulpine with a look of Ha-Bitch-I-Just-Pwned-Your-Noob-Ass-Go-Back-To-The-Eighties-Where-You-Should-Have-Died. He then felt sorrow and was pushed off the edge. Wombo watched him fall and a look of confusion was riddled on his face. He hit the ground and burst into flames. A heart then flew up from where the ape was and disappeared. Wombo then turned his head and saw Whitefur and Tyronos eating popcorn.

"So you decided to get popcorn and leave the giant ape to me..."

"You got him. You saw him burst into flames. He's totally annihilated." Tyronos said trying to convince him that it was nothing.

"Yeah I don't see the big deal." Whitefur said. Wombo shook his head.

"Well let's see if we can get in through the roof at least." he walked past them and they followed him still nomming on the popcorn. They reached the top of the roof which was made of glass. The inside was obviously dirty just because of the glass being extremely hard to see through. What they were able to make out was a man screaming in pain obviously being tortured.

"Tell us what we want to know old man!"

"I can't! It's secret!"

"Then taste my wrath of lightning." another shrill scream could be heard. "When will you learn old man? Don't feed us bullshit!"

"Guys I think that is Santa down there." Wombo said quietly

"What makes you say that?" Tyronos asked

"HO HO HO MY BALLS!"

"That's him.."

"Well let's go get him. Remember be sneaky it has to be about five hundred words.. Wait.. FUCK! We're at like two five hundred and five words and counting!"

"Whatever let's just go!"

They found one of the panels of the window roof and were able to slide it open just a little bit so that not a whole bunch of light would come in and expose them and possibly die which would be a bad way to end this story. They slowly made their way down to the ground floor without alerting anybody possibly in the warehouse. They saw Santa tortured and alone.

"I'll go get him.. Guys watch my back." Tyronos walked up towards Santa cautiously with Wombo and Whitefur looking around searching for anybody watching them.

"Santa?"

"I SAID I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!" Santa nearly jumped out his seat when Tyronos called out to him

"SHHH! Santa I'm here to rescue you!"

"What?" Santa squinted at Tyronos. "Thank you lad. They've been torturing me.. Please we need to leave quickly."

"Alright calm down. I can't unhook these straps when you push up against them." Santa then relaxed himself and watched Tyronos unhook him. Santa stood as soon Tyronos was done and hugged him picking the vulpine off the ground and spinning him around squeezing the breath out of him nearly suffocating him before he was put back on the ground.

"Thank you me boy. How can I ever repay you?"

Gasping for breath he spat out "Don't... Ever.. Do that again.."

"Good enough for me! HO HO HO!" He slapped Tyronos on the back and he fell to the ground. Tyronos recovered with the help of Wombo and Whitefur.

"Dude you alright?" Wombo asked

"He hits hard.. Ow.."

"Oh shutup!" Wombo said and smacked him in the same spot Santa hit him and Tyronos once again collapsed on his face.

"DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!"

"Guys! Shut up! We found Santa now let's get the fuck out of here before we possibly get into trouble. I don't know about you but I think a action part in this thing would be pretty lame."

"Well sucks for you then doesn't it?" A voice echoed throughout the warehouse. It came in no particular direction but all around and surrounded them.

"What the hell?" Wombo questioned "Who is that?"

"Yeah the fucking voice is annoying as all hell.. Like extremely whiny and nasally just ugh.. I wanna punch whoever's voice it is." Whitefur said and Tyronos nodding in agreement.

"FUCK YOU! MY VOICE IS NOT WHINY!"

"See there it is again. Hey dude if you could avoid talking that would be great."

"SUCK MY NADS! GET THEM!"

"Now he's asking for sexual favors.. What the fuck?"

"GET THEM NOW!"

Out of nowhere three various people jumped down and were ready to kick some ass. They were dressed in ninja outfits covering their faces. They were completely covered in one solid color for each of them. The one on the left was in gray, the one in the middle was in white, the one on the right was in a pure black. The one white one challenged Whitefur to fight by taunting in a surprisingly feminine voice for a man "Come on big boy let's go."

Whitefur shrugged his shoulders and pulled out two lightsabers igniting both of them to reveal a light purple on both blades. His opponent pulled out two lightsabers as well which were a light purple too.

'Dude this is a little weird.. Whatever..' Whitefur thought to himself. His challenger then ran off to the side to leave Tyronos and Wombo to fight the other two.

Whitefur soon followed and not a second after the one in the gray called Tyronos' bitch ass out in a feminine voice similar to that of the one in white "Come on you gonna keep staring at me or we gonna fight?" Tyronos was taken aback by what he said. 'No one talks to me like that except my mom.. God rest her soul.' the man across him pulled out a dual lightsaber which was yellow.. Just like his.. 'Dude this is fucking weird as shit..'

"Come on pussy!" his challenger yelled running the opposite way that Whitefur and his enemy went. Tyronos followed a little confused but confident.

Wombo watched both Whitefur and Tyronos fighting and couldn't tell if they were winning or losing. But he had to focus on what was in front of him. He studied his opponent.. He had very.. Slender curves and nice legs, the most green eyes he ever saw which winked at him. 'Either he is gay and is turned on by me.. or..' he looked down to the chest area and saw balloons staring at him. 'We're fighting chicks.. How awesome is this?' he walked toward her and she pulled out her lightsaber which was blue. JUST LIKE HIS! 'I think I'm in love.'

"Hey." He said trying to start a conversation she gave him a weird look but responded anyway

"Hey.."

"So do you come here often?" he slowly made his way towards her taking a step a minute.

"Are you hitting on me?"

"No.. Not at all.. Actually yes I am.. I'm sorry if I'm being too forward but.." he put one foot forward

"But.. What?"

"You have the most beautiful green eyes I've ever seen." He couldn't tell but she blushed under her mask.

"You're lying!" She shouted and charged him attacking him from up top in downward slash which he was able to defend against by quickly whipping out his lightsaber. They met in a sea of sparks which temporarily blinded him he looked away for a second pulling away she took this opportunity to swing at him with a slash towards his chest but came up too short. She growled in a fit of anger. He recovered not having his blade at the ready. She saw it as a sign of being weak and decided to end his pathetic life. She stabbed at him and he blocked it like it was nothing. She was becoming desperate and in a fury of swings she left herself wide open and regretted it because he came up to her and held her. She was now in his power and he could do anything. He could kill her and from what she experienced he would. She closed her eyes and waited for her inevitable death.. But it never came she opened her eyes and he was staring at her and he looked confused.

"I'm not going to hurt you.. My mom told me not to hurt women.."

"Well your mom probably didn't tell you that about women who were going to kill you!" She broke free of his grasp and swung at his head which he dodged.

"Please I don't want to hurt you."

She only responded with more swings and stabs which only whooshed by his limbs and sometimes cackled on his lightsaber. "Please stop. I want to help."

"Help with what?"

"I can tell you don't like what the whiny voice wants you to do. I know you don't plan on killing me."

"How do you know that? You don't even know my name!"

"Because your eyes tell it all."

She was in mid-swing when she stopped and stepped back and turned off her lightsaber. She looked at him completely entranced with how he was acting towards his attacker. She liked it, it made her feel.. Safe something she hasn't felt in a long time. But she still didn't know him and he still didn't know her. I felt so wrong but.. so right at the same time. She whistled which caused everyone else to stop what they were doing at pay attention to her. Her companions retreated to her side and attacked Wombo who was caught off guard and barely had any time to avoid being attacked by blocking a diagonal cut to his face. Whitefur and Tyronos took it upon themselves to attack his attackers. Amidst all the confusion a whiny voice interrupted.

"I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO IT!" Everyone froze where they were. The voice had revealed himself. He was an alligator with horrible cracked dry skin. A breath that reeked of onion and the stuff in your toenails. The most red eyes you've ever seen that just seemed to glare at everyone in the room.

"Get him away from me!" Santa yelled

"NOT SO FAST FAT MAN!" he pulled out a gun and shot Santa who fell down after yelling in pain.

"HEY DON'T FUCKING SHOOT SANTA!" Yelled the three vulpines

He pointed the gun at them and said "Or what?"

All of a sudden the warehouse's side blew up and revealed a flying stationwagon and a familiar voice was heard "Or this!"

"KRYSTAL!" Wombo shouted jumping up and down in glee

"God damn it Wombo what did I say about your.. Well it kinda works but just check that shit later."

The alligator cursed under his breath "I guess you guys win this time! But I'll be back!" He threw down a smokescreen and when the smoke disappeared he was gone along with it.

Wombo looked for the three dressed in ninja outfits but they too were gone. 'Damn it.. I didn't even get a name..'

"Come on Wombo let's go!" Tyronos shouted snapping Wombo back in to reality "We need your help he isn't light come on!"

He rushed to help them with Santa who was lying on his stomach. "Is he dead?"

"No he's just sleeping. He's been through a lot. More than we did on that one night.. Remember that?" Man you should've been there that night was insane! "Krystal bring the stationwagon in closer. We can't throw him in there from down here."

"Right my bad!" Slowly but surely she landed the stationwagon on the ground in one piece. They opened up the trunk and heaved him in there throwing a blanket over him.

"Come on Wombo let's go we need to bring him back to the North Pole so he can return to full health and save Christmas." Tyronos said, Krystal threw him the keys which he caught with both of his hands.

They entered the stationwagon and heard Santa wheezing in the back. "Come on lets go he needs medical attention right away!" stressed Whitefur

"Alright I'm going!" Wombo turned the key in the ignition and took off wondering what would happened with the three ninja women..

"PATHETIC ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC!"

"What do you mean sir?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN? THAT ONE IDIOT OBVIOUSLY HAD FEELINGS FOR YOU! YET YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM! HOW COULD YOU LET HIM TALK YOU INTO BELIEVING THAT SHIT?"

"..."

"EXACTLY! WATCH YOUR SHIT NEXT TIME!"

'I'll find him.. Hopefully on better terms..' she thought as her friends mindlessly took their yellings too not even phased by it seeing as this was like what the gazillionth time he's yelled at them. 'I didn't even get his name..'

So this update took longer than expected but hell I think it was well worth it! One or two more chapters after this. See ya soon! Oh and I swear to god if next year you guys think that I am going to write another Christmas story you're insane! One was enough for me! Have somebody else do it!