"Well guys it's been fun but I've got to get back to the old ball and chain. HO HO HO! Have a good one!" Santa laughed heartily

"Yeah see ya later!" Whitefur shouted as they watched him ride off in a taxi back to the North Pole they heard him yell

"MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO!"

"Is that all he ever says? Does he like have some monkey in his head that keeps on clapping and screaming as loud as possible Merry Christmas." Tyronos said

"Well whatever he's old.. Probably a little senile.. So yeah that's probably all that's going through his head."

"Well I'm just glad everything is back to normal." Fox said Krystal wrapped around his arm both of them still looking for Santa

"Yeah hopefully we don't need to save something in a good long time.." Wombo said they all silently agreed by nodding their heads. "But what do we do now?"

This drew an interesting point. They still had the Russian guy to punish for his crimes tied up in the back of the stationwagon.

"Well.. Seeing as no one left or sent a suggestion as to how we should punish him we're totally going to do this ourselves.. Wombo!"

"Yes Whitefur?"

"Get the secret stash.."

"You mean?"

"Yup.. Go!"

Within minutes he came back with a whole bunch of explosives, TNT, fireworks, sparklers, you fucking name it.. It was there.. Anyway they drove out to the New York's Square Garden where the biggest fucking Christmas tree was. This thing is huge and decorated from top to bottom with lights shining bright with colors of all sorts, red, green, white, being the most noticeable. Snow lightly covered it making it seem like there were little tiny rainbows from the white. It was truly beautiful.

"Drag that guy over here.. Right by the pile that's right.." Whitefur very pleased with himself "Alright help me tie him to the big one.." He signaled Tyronos and who had the rope and tied him up the one that on the side said "The Big Red =D"

"You American scum will not get away with this! Russia will come for you!"

"I'm sure they will.." Tyronos said lighting up the match off the back of his teeth

"Can I light it?" Wombo asked jumping up and down

"Sure.. But make sure you don't burn yourself.."

"FIRE! I GOT THE FIRE!" he laughed maniacally swinging it around dousing the flame "Oh.. Shit.."

Tyronos smacked his forehead and light up another one "Try not to put this one out.." he handed the new match to him

"Right.. Sorry.." he approached the cord that would be the jaguar's demise if lit.. With fire

"No.. Don't light that! NO! DON'T LIGHT THAT PLEASE! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE KIDS!"

"Oh.. Alright I won't light it." Everyone gasped at Wombo said

"You won't?" he asked

"Yeah I won't... NOT!" Wombo then put the match close to the cord while the Russian spit out excuses trying to protect his worthless hide. The cord lit slowly burning away counting down the Russian's time.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I'LL KILL EVERYONE LAST ONE OF YOU! THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN OF ME!"

"Yeah I'm pretty sure it is. See ya!" Whitefur said giving him a fake salute

"FUCK YOU AMERICAN SWINE! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL!" he yelled the flame halfway through the string

"Russians first." Tyronos taunted

"I WILL BE AVENGED!" he yelled hysterically until the flame had reached its destination

"Everyone I would now put on your sunglasses to prevent temporary blindness." Whitefur instructed and everyone did.

The firework lifted off breaking the sound barrier taking the Russian with them.. In spectacle that cannot be described in words by any mortal being the show itself was so epic putting it lightly in a sense that the colors lighting up the dark sky reaching the far reaches of the Lylat system it was incredible. Imagine having sex with like the hottest chick in the world and she has a twin. Imagine how cold Leonardo DiCaprio's character was when he was in the freezing water in the movie Titanic. Imagine a world where everything on it is so pure and fresh and filled with beauty. Imagine the intesity of one thousand suns all burning. Imagine the greatest band in the world Metallica coming to play at your sixteenth birthday party and imagine being in the mosh pit because everyone came and followed and the crowd is all warmed up because Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax all decided to come too. Take all of those examples multiply them by the number 12252010 and that's how amazing it was.

When it was all over everyone was blown away with what they just saw and were completely and utterly stunned.

"My god Whitefur that.. Was fucking awesome.."

"Not my best work but it'll do.. Wait I've got one more firework."

"Well what is it?"

"I think you'll like it. It's very festive."

Out of the jacket he was wearing he pulled out another firework. "Tyronos hit me up with another match." he threw him the entire pack "Thanks.." he lit one up and held it close to the firework's strand and as soon as lit up he stepped back and told everyone to do the same. They watched the little flame work its way up into the explosive. It shot off and made a loud hissing noise which everyone covered their ears except Whitefur. "Look guys or you're going to miss it!" they followed it with their eyes as it made it's descent up into the sky to eventually explode.

It made a little pop noise then a loud boom was heard nearly popping everyone's ears. It colors of red, white and green it read

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

There is the end of this story and just in time for Christmas. I'm so clever or sneaky! Hope you liked it if not I'm sorry you didn't like it and I would like it if you could tell me how to improve.

So Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Have a Kick-Ass Kwanzaa, and to any other holidays that I'm not aware of Have A Wombolicious (Insert Holiday)