I'm SO sorry for not updating! To be honest, I've just haven't really felt like it (AKA writer's block), plus I have volleyball tryouts soon and I've been busy training for them.

DISCLAIMER: If you think I own iCarly, see a doctor.


Chapter 8: Freddie POV

My eyes opened slowly and I yawned. Ugh, what time was it? I turned to my side to look at the clock. 8:02! Why didn't mom wake me up yet? I jumped out of bed and nearly fell when I heard Spencer snore. Oh, right. I'm in a hotel room. With Spencer. And Carly and Sam are in the room right next to mine. And there's no mom. Yes!

I quickly put on a striped polo (to annoy Sam) and jeans, then went to Spencer's bed.

I shook him lightly. "Spence. Spence. Wake up!" He grunted and turned over.

"No, Mr. Panda, I'm stuck to the sidewalk again. I can't move!" He really scares me sometimes.

"Spencer! Get up! There's a beavecoon right there!" He shot up with his eyes wide open.

"WHERE!" He looked around and realized I had been lying, then laid back down in defeat.

"C'mon, it's time to get up. You're gonna hunt the beavecoon today!" He grudgingly got up, and his sheets fell back to reveal at least ten banana peels. I'm not gonna ask.

After Spence got dressed, we put our ears against the girls door to see if they were up. I couldn't hear anything; I guess they're still asleep. All of a sudden the door burst open, and me and Spencer ended up on the floor.

"Well well well. Hey Carls, looks like we've got a couple of ease droppers on our hands." I looked up to see Sam smirking down at me.

"We weren't ease dropping! We were trying to see if you guys were up yet!"

Carly came into the doorway, she still looked half asleep. "I wouldn't be surprised if you were ease dropping after your stupid prank last night. I need my beauty sleep, you know!"

Spencer got up and brushed off his clothes. "Well, you guys have Six Flags to get to and I have to hunt a beavecoon… so let's go eat some breakfast!" Spencer grabbed the room key and we all went into the hallway towards the elevator.

Luckily there weren't any old ladies in the elevator this time, so Sam and I didn't fight. When the doors opened to the lobby, we all walked out and went to the hotel's restaurant.

The perky waitress brought us to a booth, and I snagged the space next to Sam. She didn't seem to notice though.

We all ordered our food, I got pancakes, Carly got French toast, Spencer got waffles, and Sam got the breakfast buffet deluxe: complete with bacon, a bagel, eggs, sausage, pancakes, and ham. That didn't surprise any of us.

After we were done eating, we went back to our rooms to grab our stuff. I took my camera to film some stuff for iCarly, Spencer took his "beavecoon hunting outfit", Sam took some Fatcakes, and Carly brought her camera to take pics for the iCarly website. We were all set.


About twenty minutes later we were in the waiting line for the parking lot at Six Flags. Sam was bouncing up and down in her seat with excitement. Or maybe it was to the beat of the music from her PearPod…

"Hey Sam, watcha' listening to?" She stopped bouncing long enough to glare at me.

"If I Had You by Adam Lambert. Awesome song. " She replied.

"Yeah, that song is great! I like the line-"

"Nobody cares, nub."

"You know what? People do care-"

Carly turned around from the front seat and glared at us. "Guys, quit fighting! Today is gonna be a lot of fun, and I don't want you two to ruin it!"

Spencer pulled into a parking space and turned off the engine. "Woo hoo! We're heeeeere!"

Sam jumped out of the car and yelled, "WHOA!" I got out too and saw what she meant. The first thing that caught your eye was a giant green roller coaster hump, which I assumed was Kingda Ka.

"THAT IS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!" Sam screamed. Carly got out of the car and looked where we were staring.

Her mouth dropped open. "Oh my God! Is that what we'regoing on!"

"Yup…" I told her.

"I'm sorry, but I can't do this!"

Sam ran up to her. "But Carly! You were fine with it before!"

"But that was before I saw it! You know I'm terrified of heights! Just go on with Freddie."

"What? No! I'm not going on that!"

Carly pouted her lip. "Please? For me?"

"No." Everyone was surprised at my response, but that 'Please? For me?' thing doesn't work on me anymore.

"Fine. Sam, can you go on by yourself?"

"No way! What if I get stuck next to some weirdo who'll throw up on me? I'd rather go on with someone who I know!" Sam complained.

"Well, Freddie, will you go on for Sam? Please?"

Sam came up to me with puppy dog eyes. Oh God… no… can't…deny… "Fine!" I can't believe I'm doing this…

"Yay!" Sam yelled.

"Cool! Then I guess I'll go beavecoon hunting with you and Socko, Spence. Even though it's not real." Carly said.

Spencer stuck his tongue out at her and handed me and Sam the admission money and our bags.

"Come on, Fredward! Let's go!"

"Wait, I just want to-" She picked me up, threw me over her shoulder and started running to the park entrance.

The last thing I heard was Spencer yell, "You kids have fun!"

This is gonna be a long day.


A/N: Next chapter we get to the good stuff! Sorry this one was boring, I needed the filler.

Bad news: I'll be on vacation from tomorrow to Sunday… so no updates until next Monday or Tuesday. : ( I'm really sorry! Next week I'll do a better job of updating, I promise!