Sup freaks? I'm back from vacation! Here we go…

*Rating has changed to T*

DISCLAIMER: iCarly is not mine, yada yada.

Chapter 9: Sam POV

"Where is it?" I yelled. Fredhead and I had just gotten our park admission tickets at the booth, which had taken forever. This place is so damn crowded! I didn't even know this many people could fit into New Jersey!

"Look, there's a map of the park. Let's grab one so we know where we're going." Freddie pointed towards a stand and we starting walking up to it.

All of a sudden a man in a Six Flags uniform came up to us and said cheerfully, "Hey guys! Do you want to have your picture taken? It's free for all couples today!" Wait… does that nub think me and Fredbag are… DATING? I felt my cheeks turn warm and I looked over a Freddie, who was smiling slightly.

I had to restrain myself from tackling the man; I didn't want to get thrown out before I rode Kingda Ka. So I said in fake, syrupy voice, "No thank you. But thanks for the kind offer. Bye." Freddie's face fell, and I grabbed his arm and pulled him towards the maps. He grabbed one and unfolded it.

I peeked over his shoulder and looked for the biggest roller coaster there. I saw it at the end of the map, it was all the way down at the other end of the park! Nooo! I don't feel like walking that far!

Fredface must've seen it too, and when he saw the look on my face he immediately said, "Wanna ride on my back?" Wow, he knows my facial expressions well. I nodded gratefully and he handed my his nerd-bag while I jumped on his back.

While Freddie was making his way across the park, we got asked by at least five photographer guys to get our picture taken for 'Couples Day', and I kept trying to keep my cool. But when the sixth guy asked us, I almost kicked him in the balls before Freddie stopped me.

"Hey, Sam. Relax. Let's just get our picture taken. You can see Kingda Ka in the distance and it's a nice souvenir. We can show Carly and Spencer later."

"Fine…" I grumbled. I was about to jump off of Freddie's back when the photographer yelled, "No! Stay there! That's the perfect picture!"

I rested my head on top of Freddie's and gave the camera a big smile. The flash went off and a copy of the picture came out of the bottom. He gave it to us and I studied it.

I have to admit, the picture was really cute. Freddie was holding me up by my legs, and he smiled like the happiest boy on earth. My arms were wrapped around his neck and my legs curled around his waist, and I was smiling really big too. Plus, you could see Kingda Ka in the distance, which just made it cooler. {A/N: If you've seen the Season 4 cover for iCarly, imagine this pic like the one of Sam and Freddie on there. I was so freaking happy with that picture! If you don't know what I'm talking about, go on iTunes and find iCarly, Volume 4}

"You can keep it in your pocket, Freddie." I told him. What? I'm in a good mood.

"Thanks!" He smiled. I spotted a food stand next to a carnival game and quickly jumped off of Fredpuss's back. I looked at him with puppy dog eyes, then at the food stand.

"Alright…" He mumbled.

"Yay!" I gave him a quick hug, and then realized what I was doing and pulled off him. Freddie blushed and took his wallet out to grab money. I was reading the menu, then turned to Freddork to tell him what I was getting. I closed my mouth and watched what he was doing instead.

He took the picture of me and him and slipped it into his one wallet picture compartments. The only other picture in there was a pic of his mom blowing a kiss at the camera. Um, wow.

Why'd he put a picture of me in his wallet? Does he like me or something?

After I had my meat, I hopped onto Freddie's back and he walked the remaining way to Kingda Ka. I have to say, he's not that bad of a taxi. He even let me ride on him in the airport, and he sure is comfy. I'd sit up here all day if I had the choice. Wait, that'd be kinda creepy…

I hadn't realized that I had been daydreaming, and that we had arrived at the entrance of Kingda Ka.

"Sam! We're here!" I shook my head out of my daydream and climbed off Freddie's back.

HOLY CHIZ! This thing is even bigger when you stand right next to it! I can't wait to get on it!

Freddie looked up nervously at the ride and gulped. "Awwww! Is wittle Fweddie scared?" I asked.

"N-no. I-I'm excited." He stuttered. I tickled his tummy a little to lighten his mood, and he giggled and pushed me away.

We walked up to the gate that led into the line where you wait for the ride, and there was a sign that said the wait was an hour and a half! Holy chiz!

We groaned and walked into the long line, I'm regretting stopping to buy that food, the line probably wasn't this long before.

After about five minutes of awkward silence, Freddie broke it by saying, "How about we shoot some iCarly stuff to pass some time?"

"Sure." I said as he pulled out his camera.

"We can't deliver directly to our viewers since there's no internet service, but I'll post the footage later when we get back to the hotel."

"Whatever. Just be a nub behind the camera."

He scowled at me and started counting. "Five, four, three, two," Then he pointed at me, signaling to start.

"Yo yo yo peoples! I'm Sam, along here with Freddie, and we're filming this at SIX FLAGS! That's right, we're on line for KINGDA KA right now! And why isn't Carly here, you ask? Because she's too much of a wimp! Sorry Carly, but it's true."

A/N: Sorry to end it here, but it's late and I don't feel like writing anymore. :P

Anyways, Sam and Freddie are getting closer to riding Kingda Ka! Yay!

And the next chapter is gonna be about Spence and Carly. Sorry, but I have to include that in there too. :( But I might split it in half and go back to Sam and Freddie.

Please review! It's for the children.