Happy Thanksgiving everyone! : )
Anyways, schools is evil and has kept me from updating : ( Thank gosh for the 2 and ½ days of no school this week!
DISCLAIMER: Own iCarly I do not. Or Ke$ha.
Chapter 14: Freddie's POV
Ever since our last encounter with Nevel I had hoped to never see his face again. Well, let's just say that hope has been cruelly smashed by fate.
"Why hello there, Sam and Freddie. How are you two lovebirds doing on this fine day?" Nevel asked smugly.
Sam was growling at Nevel and clenching her fists, ready to pounce. "Look, you obnoxious jerk! You better take that picture down otherwise you'll wake up in hell tomorrow!" Sam yelled.
Nevel pretended to look scared. "Oh really? Well too bad, Samantha!" Sam growled even louder at the mention of her full name. "PABLO! JACK!" Nevel yelled.
Two very intimidating men walked up and stood on either side of Nevel.
"Friends of yours?" I joked.
"More like insurance." Nevel replied.
"Look dude, just tell us what you want! You want Freddie's money? Take it! Take all of it! Just leave us alone!"
"Sam!" I hissed under my breath, "I don't want them to take my money!"
"Ah, well, lucky for you, Fredward, I don't want your money." Nevel said.
"Well then what do you want?" I asked.
"I simply want the kiss that I never got, from Carly Shay herself."
"Too bad, cause she's not here!" Sam informed Nevel.
Nevel looked disappointed. "Gosh darn it! I even bought a new lip softener…"
Lip softener? What the hell is that?
Pablo bent down to Nevel's side and whispered something in his ear. Nevel looked thoughtful and nodded his head.
"Pablo has just given me a splendid idea. Since Carly's not here, I'll have to settle for the next best thing: Sam."
Sam looked hurt for a moment before asking, "What do you mean, Nevel?"
"I mean that I'll have to kiss Sam instead of Carly."
"WHAT?"
Now to the Beavecoon Hunters…
Carly's POV
As we waited for Socko's grandmother to finish taking her wazz, I snuggled with Logan on a damp log on the side of the trail.
"You were so brave to go in that bush." I told him.
He looked down, embarrassed. "No I wasn't. I was screaming like a little girl! God, I am such a pansy!"
"What? No you weren't! I never could've gone in there… you're my hero."
He smiled and leaned in.
Oh my God! He's gonna kiss me! This is it! I hope my breath doesn't smell bad….
"Tonight we're going hard hard har-har-har hard, Just like the world is ours our-our-our ours, We're tearing it apart par-par-part, You know we're superstars! We are who we are…." We R Who We R by Ke$ha, my new ringtone, blared from my pocket.
"Are you kidding me!" I complained.
I took out my PearPhone and open a new text from Freddie.
To: Carly OMG, nevels here and wants sam to kiss him! I'll explain later, just hurry and come to the entrance of the park!
Wow, I can't believe he actually wrote OMG… But wait, why's Nevel at Six Flags? And why does he want to kiss Sam…?
"Spencer!" I yell.
"What?" He calls, distracted from his new pet.
"We have to leave and meet Sam and Freddie at Six Flags, NOW!"
Spencer shrugged, then he and Socko start to gather our stuff and head towards the main trail.
Once we arrive at the car and throw our stuff in the trunk, Spencer asks Socko if he and Logan would like to join us, and to my relief he says yes. Now Logan can protect me from Nevel!
Spencer put Wazzy in the backseat between me and Logan then started the car, cranking up the volume to the highest point.
"Spencer, quit driving so slow! We have to get there NOW and you're driving like a turtle!" I yell to the front seat.
He and Socko exchange a glance before Spencer hit the gas and sped off.
And now to Sam and Freddie…
"Ew! I don't wanna kiss you!" Sam said, disgusted.
I hate Nevel. I hate him so much! He ruins our webshow, crashes my laptop, steals our website, and now he wants to kiss Sam!
"Oh, come on Sam. You're a pretty girl, I'm sure that you've kissed plenty of boys before. This won't be any different." Nevel reasoned.
"Oh yeah, like I'd ever kiss a nub!" She looked in my direction and blushed. She actually had kissed a nub. Twice.
"Look, Nevel, she doesn't want to kiss you so just leave her alone!" I yelled.
Nevel chuckled. "Oh, so does Freddie Benson want to threaten me? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
I growled and lunged at him.
Before I knew it, everything went black.
A/N: Ugh, I made Carly and Logan sound so cheesy… I really hate having to write about the subplot, but now it's mixing in with the main plot so it's okay.
What did you guys think of iStart a Fanwar? I hated it at first, but after I thought about it again I thought that it was okay. It was really funny, but Gibby's subplot was pretty stupid, and the commercials promised way too much.
Thanks for being patient with the updates! And sorry fro the shortness of this :(