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Ch16: Things that happen when the boys listen to Gustavo.

Jasmine and Jenny were sitting in Palm Woods park doing their biology homework together. "Color the white blood cells red." Jenny read. "If they are white blood cells why color them red?" Jenny said.

Jasmine smiled. "Cause... cause.. Because the book is stupid." She stated shrugging.

Jenny giggled going through her black with pink hearths backpack. "Did you bring your pencils?"

Jasmine shook her head. "Nope but I know where I can get one." She said turning away she expected Logan any minute now. "Hey have you seen Logan? He said he would be in the park today."

"Is that him over there?" Jenny asked.

Jasmine frowned looking at where Jenny was pointing at. "No that's a hot guy with lots of swagger and... in.. really cool jacket and he's got the walk alright." Jasmine breathed staring. Once he got closer Jasmine gasped. "Logan?"

"What up Jazz D?" Logan asked briefly removing his sunglasses before putting them back on.

"What did you do? what happened... you look so.. so cool."

"Kdog thought it would be cool to listen to Gustavo for once so I updated my swagger." Logan explained simply.

"I see." Jasmine nodded studying Logan's new look. Jenny poked her side getting the taller girl out of her trance. "Oh. Logan we have biology and we were wondering if you could help."

"I would like to but.." He motioned to all the people behind them and shrugged continuing his dance leaving Jasmine and Jenny standing there.

"Listen to Gustavo...?" Jasmine repeated. "Does that mean let us fail biology?"

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"Necklace, necklace, necklace...Come on!" Katie muttered searching through the living room. "Where are you stupid necklace!" Katie yelled throwing the pillows of the couch.

Mrs. Knight came walking back in the living room or what was left of it finding Katie in the middle of this mess. "Katie! What are you doing?"

"What does it look I'm doing! I'm trying to find my new necklace." Katie responded only turning to her mom for a few seconds. "I need it for my date with Travis tomorrow."

"Where did you last see it?" Her mom asked sighing.

"Uhm.. I last had it in my room but it isn't there.. then it's in the lobby!" She grinned rushing out of the apartment. "Thanks mom!"

Mrs. Knight stood there in the messy living room. "Anytime." She sighed.

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Kendall walked out of the apartment the next morning Kelly had called saying she needed him. On his way out he spotted Jasmine and her friend Jenny. The redhead was holding a biology book. "Morning girls."

"Morning Kendall." Jasmine sighed.

"Is something wrong?" Kendall asked.

"Nope." Jasmine shook her head arms crossed. "I don't like the new Logan."

"Yes you did! You said he was smoking hot." Jenny argued.

"Not now Jenny." Jasmine said holding up one hand silencing the short redhead. "He won't help me with biology, and I still need a colored pencil!"

Jenny frowned reading in her biology book. "Hey Jazz are white blood cells in blood or are white blood cells blood cause maybe the book just zoomed in a lot." She asked.

"And now we need someone to explain it cause I'm lost." Jasmine groaned.

Kendall chuckled. "Let Logan enjoy having swagger. You know what come with me to Rocque records and then I'll see if I can help you with your homework."

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"Well I found Katie's necklace." Jasmine sighed watching Gustavo in a white dress robe like thing wearing Katie's new necklace. They were once again in Palm Woods park and still hadn't finished homework.

"Sorry I can't help now. If Gustavo doesn't turn back to his normal angry self we have to sing this weird kinda creepy hippie song." Kendall explained apologetically.

"With wale noises." Kelly nodded.

"Stupid white blood cells." Jenny muttered.

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"Hi Katie." Jenny greeted as she and Jasmine walked back in the lobby.

"Hey guys." Katie greeted looking angry.

"Kendall won't help with our homework." Jasmine stated.

Katie nodded. "I can't find my new necklace, Carlos turned the bathroom in a panic room so I can't brush my teeth and James can't do my hair." She replied dryly.

"You win." Jasmine nodded. "Why won't James do you hair?"

"He's got a fever."

"Oh." Jasmine made a mental note to go see her brother later. "We found your necklace."

"You did?" Katie brightened up. "Where?"

"Gustavo has it." Jenny replied.

Katie blinked. "Why?"

Jenny and Jasmine shrugged and Katie rushed away hoping to find Gustavo and her necklace.

Jasmine then noticed a whiteboard with all kinds of math calculations. "Who's making toast?"

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"Thank you Katie!" Carlos grinned hugging Katie tightly. Once he let go of her Katie immediately went to the bathroom. "Being able to brush my teeth is thanks enough." She said grinning. 'problem one of three solved.' She thought.

"And what is wrong with that one?" Madam Chipskah asked pointing at the sick James.

"He lost his swagger." Camille dressed in a nurse outfit explained solemnly.

"Are you sure this is how you make green tea?" A voice from the kitchen asked.

"Girls are you sure you don't need my help?" Camille called to Jasmine and Jenny.

"We can handle it Camille! I can make tea for my sick brother you know?" Jasmine called back. Shortly she came back with a cup of steaming green tea.

Logan came back to 2J he turned to them blinking at the beeping machine James was hooked up to. "Wow is that an A.K.G?"

"S.K.G." Camille corrected. "His swag count is dangerously low."

"As you grow stronger (cough) I grow weaker." James whispered hoarsely.

"Fine." Logan shrugged. "You can have it back." Logan said as James, Camille and Jasmine looked at him surprised.

"I don't even want this swagger! My pants are to tight, everyone keeps following me, I can't help the girls with their homework and honestly there's to much dancing." Logan hastily explained.

"Really?" Camille asked surprised.

"Yeah look." Logan said."Swagger out deleted." He said the S.K.G immediately started beeping faster and James sat up. "I'm better now." He grinned and Jasmine chuckled shaking her head.

"So am I." Logan said putting his colored pencils in his pocket before looking back at James. "You do realize your symptoms were psychosomatic?"

"And you do realize I have no idea what that means. But I do know." James said grabbing his mirror. "We look pretty again."

"Does that mean you can help with my hair for my date?" Katie asked peeking in through the bathroom door.

"Sure." James shrugged.

"And your gonna help us with biology?" Jasmine asked Logan.

"Alright." Logan nodded.

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"So the white blood cells attack the viruses." Logan explained. They were at the pool waiting for Kendall. Logan was helping Jasmine and Jenny with their homework while James was braiding Katie's hair.

"Hey guys." Kendall greeted walking over. "Gustavo is back to his normal self and by the looks of it you are to." He said sitting down.

Katie looked up once James was finished with her hair. "You got it?" She asked Kendall.

"Yep." Kendall nodded tossing Katie her necklace back.

Katie grinned catching the necklace and putting it on. "I've got date!"

"Show of!" Jasmine called after her.

Jenny nodded. "Hey Jazz if Logan would have kept the swagger would you consider dating him?"

Logan blinked looking at Jasmine who's cheeks were a very dark shade of red. "Nah... he's to old!" Jasmine said loudly shaking her head furiously.

Author: I know I said I was done with this story but this idea just wouldn't leave me alone after I saw Big Time Guru.