Okay, chapter numero dos! The second of many! Enjoy!

100 RENRUKI ONESHOTS: CHAPTER 2

"You idiot, let me down!" fumed a furious Rukia as her redheaded oaf of a boyfriend slung her over his shoulder easily. Her tiny fists were beating his back, yet he seemed totally unfazed. She also tried to squirm out of his grasp, but his large hand on her slim waist held her fast. With a frustrated sigh, she gave up, deciding to resort to trying to get information out of him.

"If your not going to let me down, could you at least tell me why you came to my room in the middle of the night and are now kidnapping me?" Of course the last part had been a joke(well mostly)but Rukia was still really frustrated and wanted to know what in the heck was going on. There was no response. The small girl growled but kept her cool, not wanting to lose her temper again. So she resorted to counting the twinkling stars that littered the night sky. 1...2...3...Rukia was up to 57 when Renji spoke.

"So, you really wanna know where we're going?" At this Rukia's sarcasm returned with a vengeance.

"So, now you're gonna talk?" she asked.

"You might wanna shut it with the sarcasm if you really do wanna know," he replied, and by his tone, she could tell he was serious. So she shut it with the sarcasm. When Renji could tell Rukia was subdued for now, he spoke.

"Well, where we're going is a surprise." A vein popped in Rukia's head and she would've screamed if she didn't think it would wake all the sleeping residents up.

"What...?" she asked evilly as a dark aura surrounded her. Renji was now slightly scared and quickened his pace slightly, wanting to get to their destination before Rukia slaughtered him. Rukia felt that he deserved a punch or something, but knew she wasn't in the position to do that, so she took a few deep breaths and tried to go to her happy place. When the majority of her anger boiled away, Rukia looked back up at the sky, proceding to count the stars again. This time she only got up to 23 before Renji spoke again.

"I promise you'll love it." Rukia muttered something under her breath, which Renji ignored. He knew that at the end of the night she would be totally happy.

"God, Renji, are we almost there yet," whined Rukia. Even for her, this was a long wait. Once again earlier she had tried to count the stars, but gave up when she got to 206. Now her legs were falling asleep because circulation was being cut off because of her mid-section resting on Renji's broad shoulder.

"Stop your whining, we're almost there," he replied. He had barely talked through this whole walk, and it was getting on Rukia's nerves. Her eye twitched.

"You can put me down, you know. I can walk." She said this with only a bit of sarcasm, for she really did want to get down and use her own two legs to travel. Renji sensed this.

"Oh, your worried about me having to carry you, aren't you?" he teased. "Don't worry, you're plenty light."

Rukia's face flushed. "I-I am not! I just want to walk instead if being hefted around on your shoulders!" That ass, how dare he try to say that she was worried about his safety, especially with the way he had been teasing her.

"Then why are you blushing and stuttering?" he countered. Wait? How did he...?

"How the hell do you know I'm blushing?" she asked, confused.

"You just told me." Oh, that was it. Rukia's anger boiled to unimaginable heights, and gathering all of her strength, she aimed a brutal punch straight at his spine. He yelped, thinking, Dammit, why did she punch me so hard!, and falling to his knees. He didn't speak after that, just staying there. Rukia grinned, sliding off his shoulder. Surprisingly, he didn't resist.

"Okay, I'm going home now," she said, walking back towards where they had come.

No response.

"I'm seriously gonna go home," she said, hoping he was just pretending to be stunned. Again there was no response, and Rukia walked a little before she just couldn't take it anymore. She ran back to him, dropping to her knees before him and shaking his shoulders.

"Common, you big idiot, snap out of it!" she begged desperately.

"Okay," he said, standing up and picking her up bridal style at the same time. The furious girl proceeded to punch him right in that smug face of his but he caught her small fist in his large hand. She paused for a moment, slightly surprised, and then he leaned in and quickly kissed her.

When he pulled back, he also let go of her hand, which dropped idly to her side, and her face was bright scarlet.

"Now," he said. "Do you think you can tolerate me until we get to where we're going?" The dazed woman nodded slightly, burying her flaming cheeks in his chest. She mumbled something nasty but didn't yell at him; instead she just snuggled closer, noticing that his chest was rather warm.

Soon she felt drowsy, mostly from all the energy that the earlier stress had caused her to expend. Her eyes felt droopy, and she allowed them to close. Soon she was overcome by sleep, allowing herself to drift into the world of dreams that we all know and love.

Rukia woke up in a large, grassy field. The sky was blue and cloudless while the beautiful butterflies flew overhead. The small girl slowly sat up, admiring the utterly nice day.

"Hello, miss," came a voice from behind her. Rukia turned around, and was met with the sight of live chappy bunnies. Her eyes immediately began to sparkle, and she glomped the lot of them.

"Oh, you guys are so cute!" she was in fangirl mode now, completely disregarding the fact that she might be suffocating the poor dears.

"M...Miss, please..." begged one of them. "We can't breath..." Rukia didn't even hear them, she was so engrossed in their cuteness.

"Rukia," came a voice.

"Huh?" she said, stopping in the squeezing of the chappies. She looked down to see that curlycues had replaced their eyes, signaling that they had passed out.

"Rukia," the voice repeated.

"Who the hell...?"

"RUKIA!"

"Ah!" cried Rukia, snapping awake. Renji was looking down at her with a confused look.

"Um, Rukia...?" he asked her.

"Yeah?"

"Are you on something, because you were squeezing the life out of me and squealing about how cute I was in your sleep." Rukia quickly remembered her dream.

"Oh yeah," she said. "In my dream I was hugging chappy." Renji let out an exasperated sigh. Of course.

"By the way, we're here," said Renji. Rukia excitedly looked out to the horizon of the large cliff, searching for his "surprise." Instead she saw just the clouded night sky. The small girl frowned in confusion.

"Renji, what the-" she was cut off as a large firework descended in the sky, exploding at its peak to create a shower of colorful light that lit up the whole sky. Rukia, still in Renji's arms, gasped. She loved fireworks, they were one of her favorite things in the world.

Renji didn't have to ask Rukia if she forgave him; the look on her face was enough to tell him that she had more than forgotten about it. Suddenly, Rukia jumped from his arms, plopping down on the ground. She pulled him with her, and he followed, sitting down beside her. As soon as he was situated, she crawled in between his open legs and rested her back against his chest comfortably. The large man was all too happy to oblige, wrapping his arms around her tightly as she sunk into his warm embrace.

The two stayed like that for the whole show, admiring the bright fireworks. They went on for a while, but both shinigami lost track of time, too entranced in the beauty of it to even think. They would've fallen asleep, but a recent memory of almost being late for duty drove the both of them to stay awake.

When the fireworks ended at long last, it was late and both Renji and Rukia were rather sleepy. Rukia stood up first, untangling herself from him as she stretched her stiff limbs.

Renji also stood, mimicking her actions. Before the two departed, Rukia pulled Renji down to her level, placing a small peck on his lips before releasing him. Said man smiled, grabbing her hand. They walked home, hand in hand, through the cool night air.

END OF CHAPTER 2

For those of you who are wondering, I don't know what Rukia's on either. Sorry for the shortness, but I'm having a bit of writers block on this and I just wanted to get something up for you guys. Thanks to all who read, opinions are always welcome and appreciated. Bleach is owned by Tite Kubo, not by myself.