Mayuri gets Rick Roll'd
A/N: Sorry for all the mistakes, I just thought of it at a moment notices and thought it would be funny to post it.
It was a sunny day in the 12 division barracks. A day for experiments and doing evil scientist stuff, filled with screaming and discovery. Yes today will be a very good day for Mayuri. But when he got into lab he sensed something a bit off but he put it off. It was probably nothing to fret about. He was at the massive computer screen and when he turned it on and looked up some data, where he got this strange video. It was Rick Astley's video "Never Gonna Give You Up." Who did this will die a slow and painful death from his own bare hands.
At 3rd division barracks, Miyuki couldn't stand it and started to laugh like a crazy person.
"What's so funny captain?" Kira asked her.
"Someone just Rick Roll'd Mayuri," Miyuki wiped the tear from the corner of her eye. "Oh he's going to be piss."
After she said that there was an emergency captain's meeting. She knew what it was about.
"I tell you how it ends Izuru," she told him as she was leaving.
AT THE MEETING
"Mayuri wishes to say something," Yamamoto said.
"Thank you Yamamoto," Mayuri step in front of his fellow captains and clears his throat. "Someone has sabotage the 12 division's computers. Every time I enter into a program I'll get this video of some human that sings that he'll never put me down."
Miyuki almost cracked but thanks to her acting skills she covered well. Though there were some cracking up among the other captains. Quickly, Miyuki decided to use her acting skill to draw out this whole thing and make a farce out of it.
"So his singing to you?" Miyuki asked. "I'll never know you had such a way with other men."
"I know you are a part of this," Mayuri accused her.
"Me," Miyuki placed her hand on her chest. "Whatever do you mean by that? I don't even know how to enter into those rooms."
"The man was singing in English!"
"Then how did you know what he was singing about unless you know English. Don't you?"
"There were subtitles!" Mayuri pointed out.
"So what was the song about?" Shunsui asked. He was quite interested in this whole mess.
"Well," Mayuri pulled out a sheet and said a few lyrics. That's when Miyuki finally broke. "So you did it, your laughter betrays you!"
"No, but I knew something that you don't," Miyuki said between laughter. Ichigo looked at her and wonder what she really knew. "You've just been Rick Roll'd. I can't believe it that someone had the enough guts to do it."
"Rick Roll'd?" Ichigo had heard it before but never really knew what it was about.
"It's when you go on a website and click on a link but instead of the intended clip or website you are sent to watch a music video 'Never Gonna Give You Up.'" Miyuki informed them. "Someone who did this must have been Rick Roll'd or knew about it and is computer savvy to pull it off. Since I'm not that computer savvy, I can't do it."
"But you do know about it," Mayuri argued and beginning to think that she's really behind it.
"Now why would I Rick Roll you," she asked him. "I have nothing to gain and I don't really know where the computers are in your squad."
Mayuri huffed, "I'll get the bottom of this sooner or later."
Two weeks after the whole mess began, Mayuri finally got the annoying video off of the computers. He will never learn that it was Akon that was behind it. Of course he had some help with Miyuki.