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The look on Artemis' face was so funny I nearly collapsed into giggles as Willow and I walked into class. As I sat down, I became aware of the multiple pieces of paper hitting my head. I pulled one out of my hair and opened it. It was from my boyfriend of about a year, Wyatt.

What r u doing after school? Want to meet up at the mall?

I quickly scribbled a reply:

Sure, but only if Willow can come…is that kosher?

As he caught it, I watched his facial expression change. I caught his eye and he nodded in approval. Yay! I grinned at him.

Unfortunately, Clarke noticed our quiet exchange. "Dina, Wyatt, please pay attention to the lesson. You can flirt on your own time." I winked at Wyatt.

"Yes, Clarke!" We said in unison.

I attempted to comb the non-read notes out of my hair and focus on the board at the same time. I tell you, it's quite a challenging exercise. One of them I opened and saw that it was Willow's handwriting.

Polly Pockets are childish, but they're better than what he plays with?! You have a sick mind…

I looked at her and she burst into the peals of laughter she had been holding back. Artemis was looking at us strangely yet again and I glared daggers at him. He raised his eyebrows and looked away, yet again. This kid really did kind of freak me out…I shook my thoughts away (something I have been doing a lot lately) and attempted paying attention to Clarke but instead found myself thinking of how I should do my hair tomorrow. Or what I should buy at the mall this afternoon…Ooh, maybe I should get a new pair of shoes…

I was suddenly being shaken awake by Willow.

"Dina, wake up! It's lunch time!"

Wow, I had slept through the entire period and no one noticed!?

"Sorry, okay, I'm awake!" I snapped.

I instinctively fluffed my hair and checked for all around damage.

"Am I okay?"

Willow rolled her eyes.

"Uh, you're gorgeous, as per usual!" I grinned, because this was exactly what I wanted to hear. Now, if I could get ten more people to say the same…

"Earth to Dina? Dina! You've zoned out again!" Willow said in a slightly annoyed tone.

"Gotten enough rest, sleeping beauty?" I turned to face Wyatt.

"Yes, I did thanks." I giggled. He ran a hand through his slightly curly dirty blonde hair. He reminded me of Apollo…he was a good enough poet, anyway...

"Guess what?" He said, bringing me down from my cloud.

"Uhm…what?"

"I wrote you a haiku! Wanna hear it?!" He looked so excited, I couldn't say no.

"Sure!"

He cleared his throat.

"Dina is my beau

She brings sunshine into my

Life, I am awesome."

At that point, I couldn't help but laugh.

"Why are you laughing?!" he said, sounding a bit annoyed.

"I- you- awesome!" I said between snickers.

"Well, I am awesome, so I thought I'd include it."

"Whatever you say, Wy-Wy."

I was suddenly being pulled into a tight hug. While I was being lifted off of my feet and tickled.

"Ow! Ow, let me down!" I shrieked, even though I wasn't hurt at all.

"Not until you admit my haiku is awesome!"

"Okay! Okay, I admit it, your haiku is the epitome of mind-blowingness!"

"Good. Now, let's go get some soup." He set me down and grasped my hand.

"Eh…I think I want a salad today…" I had already consumed waaay too many calories for one morning. Wyatt looked as if he were going to agree, but Willow hastily added,

"Okay…but only if you eat a piece of bread-and-butter with it."

"What?! The injustice! I've already eaten your chocolate croissant today! That has, what, a pound of butter?"

"Okaaay….no salad for you…"

"Fine, I'll eat the stupid bread."

"Heh. I always get my way."

"Humph. Only because you're my best friend."

"Well, duh! It's not like you would always agree with me if I was your worst enemy!"

If only life were always that simple.

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