HELLO FANFICTION!

I am not dead! That is quite a relief and I'm sorry to say, but updates might not come any sooner. I've had a recent obsession over the movie and TV series Hercules, so my mind is still over in Athens instead of Coruscant. That means that there will probably be some references from Hercules as well as from the other Disney movies! Oh and Percy Jackson…3 3

I will try to update "It's Me or You," but like I said, Hercules and Percy Jackson obsession and I have been busy with stupid Edgar Allan Poe crap. You all are awesome and I'm very sorry for not updating any sooner. This story is easy to write, but I just can't find the time to type.

Once more, I'm sorry and enjoy this update.

Jabba the Hutt: Beauty and the Beast (Beast)

The random candlestick is from Beauty and the Beast…and the hobo is a random hobo.

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Ahsoka and Rexocchio had sat down to dinner with the gundark, which turned out to be an oversized slug. The dinner consisted of mostly tea and two weirdos prancing around the table singing. The slug clapped to the weirdos song and they kept singing throughout the night.

Rex stood up from his chair and excused himself. Ahsoka followed after him.

"What are you doing?" Ahsoka questioned him. Rex turned around when she grabbed his arm.

"You weren't thinking of staying here tonight," Rex mumbled. She rolled her eyes and looked the other way.

"It's better than lying out under the stars and having the possibility of it raining while we are asleep," she said to him.

"Good point. Let's ask them if we can first," Rex replied and turned back to the dining table. Ahsoka smiled and walked behind him.

"Excuse me! Are we able to stay here for the night?" Ahsoka shouted over the singing. The weirdos looked at her. The slug wrinkled his face and scouted over.

"Eh, listen babe, this castle is, oh how do I put it, haunted," a protocol droid came walked over. It was blue and lifted its arms.

"Because I really didn't see that coming," Ahsoka said crossing her arms. "Are you his interpreter?"

"Of course! I'm Hermes, Human-Cyborg Relations," Hermes said bowing. Rex came up to the droid.

Rex came closer to the droid, "Haunted?"

"Well yeah, haunted by creepy spirits and stuff like that," Hermes said smirking behind his blue metal plates. "Let me take you to your room," he waddled up the grand staircase and to the bedrooms. Hermes stopped in front of a room and opened the door. "Here's your room!"

"Ugh thanks," Ahsoka grumbled. She walked inside and flopped on the bed. Conveniently, there were two beds and a random toy chest in the middle of the room.

"Whoa, toys!" Rexocchio yelled as he ran to the box.

"Whoa, whoa, babe. I wouldn't go in there. That's where the spirits are," Hermes shouted to Rex before he left.

"Awe man! I was hoping to find a toy ewok or tauntaun!" Rex shouted as he backed away from the box.

"It's already really late Rex, we should get to bed." Ahsoka suggested. The curled up in their beds with their clothes still on. Nothing unusual happened in the first hour, but Rex awoke at midnight to a clobbering of tiny hooves…

"What the?" Rex whispered to himself. A horse was galloping around his bed with a cowboy on it. Rex rubbed his eyes and blinked to still see the toy cowboy. He slowly rose from his bed to wake Ahsoka. Just a small nudge on the shoulder instantly awoke her. She sat up and yawned. Rex was staring down at the cowboy. Ahsoka followed his glare and saw it too.

"Oh well howdy!" the toy cowboy yelped. He nudged the horse and it came to a halt. Ahsoka and Rex were both staring at him with open mouths. "Its not everyday that you meet a cowboy from the wild wild west!" he shouted to them. Ahsoka turned the lamp on in the room.

"He-hello," Ahsoka quivered, "you're a toy."

"I sure am partner!" he called out. The cowboy leaped off his stead and smoothly walked towards Ahsoka and Rex with his thumbs stuffed in his pockets. He winked at Ahsoka and gave her a grin. "Names Hercules."

"Naw-ugh! You're Woody!" Rex shouted to the toy. The cowboy, or "Hercules", frowned and shook his finger.

"Don't get me mixed up with that wimp! Look at these guns!" Hercules said lifting up his limp arms. He grunted and kissed where his "guns" were.

"Ugh Hercules, YOU ARE WOODY," Ahsoka shouted. Hercules was getting frustrated. "So if you're not Woody, who's that?" she asked pointing to another toy with huge muscles.

"Oh him? That's Aladdin!" Hercules said. Ahsoka face palmed.

"The magic carpet kid?" Rex said.

"No, the Toys R Us manager, YES THE MAGIC CARPET KID!" Hercules replied. He tapped his foot. "I guess I'll just have to introduce you to everyone." He whistled and the toys lined up. First in line was an astronaut with futuristic weapons.

"This here is Santa Anna, the general in the Texas Revolution in 1821."

"Si! Me gusta mochila chica! (Yes! I like backpack girl!)" the star commander answered.

"And this is Ariel, daughter of Triton," Hercules said pointing to a girl in a long yellow dress with a picture of a beast in her arms. "Right here is Aladdin as I already told you,"

"Yes the Great Hero of Athens! And the number one salesman of magic carpets in Acrabar, yet I have no idea how I got there." Aladdin said pausing to think.

"That's great. Next to wonderboy is Cinderella," Hercules said looking to a blonde Barbie Doll. She gave a little wave and Hercules grinned. "She sooo digs me,"

"This is great and all but," Ahsoka interrupted. Hercules shushed her.

"Questions later my dear," he said back. Ahsoka stood up from the bed.

"I don't know who you think you are Mr. Hercules or shall I say WOODY!" Ahsoka began. "All I want to do is get some sleep and get the heck out of this place!"

Hercules sighed, "I understand, but we simply are here to keep you awake."

"I am confused," Rex said aloud. Ahsoka turned back to him. He smiled contently. She sighed and shook her head.

"Whatever, just please keep it down," Ahsoka said as she went to lay back down.

"Well little miss, we be needing y'all to stay awake because your friend, Anna-somethin-"

"Anakin," Ahsoka corrected.

"Yeah! He's getting in trouble with that evil Thricecream man," Hercules warned Rex and Ahsoka.

"What! Anakin would never!" Rex protested. Ahsoka jumped up.

"We have to get out of here Rex! Thanks Wood-I mean Hercules," Ahsoka said grabbing Rex to leave. Hercules tipped his cowboy hat as they left.

Gods it feels good get back to typing FanFiction! Next chapter WILL be up very soon. Don't forget to hit that cute little review button!