HEY GUYS. I'M BACK...FOR NOW.
Beach
"Oh, Jade, why are you wearing that now?" Natalia asked her husband, who was clad in his cream bathrobe. "We're at the beach!"
Jade grinned modestly. "Honestly, Natalia, I don't really think it's a good idea to take this off. I'm much too old to be seen without it!" He took a delicate sip of his cocktail.
Natalia was not having it. "That's just an excuse," she said. "Come on, it's okay to let yourself go at least sometimes."
Luke came by to see what was going on. "She's right, you know," he told Jade. "Besides, I want to know what you really wear under that robe." His eyes widened. "Unless... Unless you don't wear anything?"
Jade frowned. "You people are never going to leave me alone, are you?" he muttered. "Well, alright then. But don't say I didn't warn you."
Natalia and Luke watched anxiously as Jade set his cocktail down. He undid the sash of his robe slowly. He pushed up his glasses, then, whipped the robe right off in a dramatic fashion. The colonel smirked.
"A SPEEDO?" shrieked Luke and Natalia.
Yes. A blue speedo.