Author: Emo Barbie

Part: 3/100

YEAH YEAH YEAH! I FIIIIINNNNNALLLLY THOUGHT OF ONE! All thanks to QuixoticLullaby. I was reading her short little scrubdoms {My word for scrub fandoms AH DUH~} XD

J.D: Scrubdom's, the minty goodness of all those other mints, with a little dash of scrubs goodness mixed into all that goodness."

Dr Cox: "You said goodness a little too much their, Cynthia."

J.D: "...now in your local drugstores, markets and gas station...Ahhhh {in a refreshing sort of way}, Scrubdom's."

Dr Cox: as he walks away "Ah, he's hopeless." Throws up hands

Sorry had to get that off my chest.

So, I got this idea when I was reading a fandom done by QuixoticLullaby, one where J.D describes how Perry asked J.D to move in with him to turk, XD and after I read it the little Cox in my head said something...that I realized could so be a comment and an insult {Won't say it, you'll just have to read it to know what he said MWAHAHAHAHAH

Okays, read reads...OHOH! And REVIEW PLEASE~ and always suggesting ideas are helpful too!

Oh beware, this part may seem like a little crackish, but you'll see why in the end XD. It's not really.

Compliment 98

J.D stumbled into the on call room, taking a seat at the table and allowing his head to hit the surface with a rather hard clonk. It was only 3 in the afternoon and already the other was tired of working.

"Hey there, J.D, whats ya up to?" Elliot took a seat across from him with a smile, all to chipper and happy for being a woman who had been working double shifts.

J.D turned his head to look up at her, she had a pile of charts in one hand and a book in the other. He made a face as he watched her open the book and start up on a chart. "Ah! Work! No more! No more!" J.D quickly sat up, waving at the book before making a cross with his fingers as if trying to repel the work like it was some kind of vampire. At that thought, J.D suddenly found his mind conjuring up a vampire book, a book that had fangs and was ready to suck the life from him, he bolted up right, back flush against the chair, crying out: "Be gone ye foul beast! You will take no more life from this doctor!"

Elliot raised an eyebrow as J.D finally gave up and allowed his head to suddenly hit the table again.

"I see..." Elliot muttered in a tone that a therapist usually held that clearly meant "You are crazy, but as your therapist, I am obliged to just sit here and listen", Elliot on the other hand returned back to her book as she stated the obvious. "So you've been working to hard and you're tired."

"Yeah." J.D muttered, his words muffled since he had decided upon a face plant onto the table and had still yet to move from that position. Elliot nodded her head as if she cared, though it was obvious it was just an instinctive reaction as her eyes scanned the book.

"Hey, Elliot-" The blonde glanced up at him from under her lashes, not bothering to even move from her position hunched over her book. "How do you do it?" J.D muttered as he turned his attention back towards the book, glaring at it, though any seriousness was foiled by the giant red mark that decorated his forehead.

"What? Work?" Elliot scoffed as she raised an eyebrow at him, pushing her chair away from the table as she stood up. She placed her hands on her hips, posing in the typical "superhero" style. "Well, J.D a hero's gotta do everything in their power to help the one's they must protect." She turned and raised a fist towards him. "Disease never rests! And neither does-" Elliot striked the pose once more. "Elliot Reid! Super Doctor!"

Suddenly Elliot was at J.D's side extending a hand towards her tired comrade. Donning a blue and yellow superhero leotard (Why where they always leotards?) with the letters SD across her chest, her cap fluttering behind her. "So, then, J.D, would you like to be my trusty side-kick?"

J.D jumped up from his seat, his grogginess no longer evident, instead replaced by a large grin as he mimicked Elliot's heroic pose. "Just call me J-Dizzle! Boy wonder..." The glorifying music in the background came to an abrupt halt, as J.D faltered, taking a moment before finally establishing the pose once more. This time the heroic music was even louder and grander. "J-Dizzle...MAN WONDER!"

"And then we'd go soaring off into the sky, like two glorious Eeagles...kaka-kaka {Birdy noises}." J.D's hands fluttered, mimicking that of a birds wings as he cawed, elongating the word Eagle as he usually did. His eyes were drown in clouds as a coy smile played on his lips.

"And that's why you've been sitting here for the last half hour of your break? Because you imagine Barbie coming in here and doing...that?" Dr Cox furrowed his brows in annoyance. He was sprawled out on the couch, having come in for a break only to find J.D daydreaming at the table. At first he had let it go, flipped on the television, and watched it. But within ten minutes he had been up and glaring at the younger doctor as he stared over the couch.

"Newbie, your brain must be the size of a peanut if you think that..." He shook his head with a small sigh.

"It is not!" J.D quickly sat up, a pout pulling at his lips.

"Ah, right, it can't possibly be." Dr Cox said in all seriousness, and J.D felt a wide smile cross his face. Dr Cox actually thought he was- "Because your brain has to be pretty damn huge to be able to hold all that stupid up there."

Never mind.

XD That's not actually how he said it at first see in my head he had said:

Dr Cox: "Newbie, your brain has to be pretty big if your able to come up with so many ridiculous stories."

J.D: "My story's aren't ridiculous!" J.D stated before his pout fell and he turned to stare at the floor in dejection. "Their just imaginatory."

Dr Cox: "Is that even a word?"

J.D: "...no..." Sighs.

Maybe I'll use something similar to that later on. Might inspire me for another compliment.

Well, like always, Read and review! ^^