Title: Road Games
Rating: K
Characters/Pairings: Sokka, Toph, Iroh, and one not quite forgiven Zuko
Summary: "We had to pass the time somehow."
A/N: Written for 31days, theme "100 questions." This will never happen in canon in a million years, but I can't quite shake the image of Appa flying around with a cheerfully torturous Gaang, Iroh, and a pouting Zuko. Ridiculous fic set post S2 finale.
"Is it a thing?"
"No."
"Is it a person?"
"Yes."
"Is it someone who is here now?"
"Yes."
"Is it a girl?"
"No."
"Does he have a ponytail?"
"...No."
"Ah-ha! He used to have a ponytail?"
"…Yes."
"Is he a big fat uncle-betraying firebending jerk?"
"Yes!"
"Is it Zuko?"
"Yes!"
Zuko grit his teeth as Toph and Sokka burst into laughter, Toph waving one hand ineffectually as she wiped away tears of mirth with the other. "Okay, okay, me next, I have a good one!"
He glared at his uncle, who shrugged. "We needed to pass the time somehow."
Zuko crossed his arms and felt a headache coming on. "You just had to suggest that game."
Originally posted 07/18/2007