Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.
A.N./ Actually, the divorce rate in America is over 50%. The divorce rate in Canada is around 48%. What is happening to the world today? My gawd. Marriage used to be a sacred union. When you were married you used to stay married. In America, as in U.S., in the '70's it was somewhere around 10% Geez... Wouldn't it be funny if everyone started calling Americans United Statesians. I'm gonna start going by that.
[Mello's point of view]
Mello waited patiently for Matt to drag his ass out of bed and magically appear before him. Oh, and by patiently he meant by ringing him every five minutes to see what was taking so long.
"Maaattt, what is taking you so loooong?" Mello stomped his foot down on the ground while leaving his fifth voice message. After the third call Matt turned of his phone leaving Mello to wait as patiently as he could by himself.
Knock... Knock... Knock...
Mello enthusiastically opened the door and, low and behold, Matt stood there with a pack of beer and a smile.
"Matt, I didn't say you had to pick it up. I would have done that."
"That's how you thank me for being such an awesome friend and picking it up for you. Just shut up and drink. It'll do you some good." Mello just nodded took some of that wonderful alcohol from his wonderful friend.
"Why'd ya wanna go off drinking anyway? You only drink when you're upset." He sighed. He never could put anything past this red headed idiot.
"I just realized something that made my heart sink." He said offering as little explanation as possible.
"What was it?" Ugh. Stupid questions.
"I just realized that Near is probably going to fall out of love with me that's all..." He mumbled barely audible.
"Don't worry about it." Mello looked up too shocked to even fully comprehend what Matt had actually said.
"What?"
"Don't worry about it. He may fall out of love with you, but you can think of it this way, if he falls out of love with you he would have had to fall in love with you first. Just make him fall in love with you again and you won't have any problems."
"...Matt, you are a genius." He had never thought of it that way. No wonder he always went to Matt for help. The man really was a genius.
"I know."
[Matt's point of view]
Oddly enough, he knew that by telling Mello that he could possibly lose him, but Matt was sure it was worth it to see that look of happiness on his friend's face. Now all he had to do was talk to Near, because he was sure if Mello had thought of this Near had. You couldn't put anything past that kid...
A.N./ Okay, this was a bit short. How do you like? Alcohol taste terrible. It's way too bitter. It is fun, however, to watch drunk people. It can also be called very pitiful... Have any of you watched Hetalia: Axis Powers? It'll give you a good laugh if you haven't.