Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar, Zuko would have had at least one dose of cactus juice by now.
Edit: Hating mistaken right now….edit time!
Sokka: Mai, the last 54 times you tried to get Zuko under the mistletoe with you didn't work. So what makes you think this plan will? So far all I've seen is 3 crying fits by you, Zuko get 2 black eyes and me loose about 4 teeth.
Mai: If you treasure your life, you'll stop asking questions.
Sokka: Ok. Ok.
Mai: All right, there he is! Remember your line?
Sokka: Yes.
Mai: Good. Now go get'em!
Sokka: (walks up to Zuko while Mai hides) Hey Zuko! Guess what? I found something cool at the end of the hallway!
Zuko: If its Mai, an alligator or a chair with duck tape on it, I'm not looking at it.
Sokka: It's not. I swear!
Zuko: Ok… (walks to end of hallway) what is it?
Mai: Ha-HA! Now you have to kiss me!
Zuko: Why?
Mai: Because we are under the maistlto- wait; WHERE'S THE MISTLTOE?!
Me: I took them down since its not Christmas any more.
Mai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (cries)
Zuko: Right……. (backs away to other side of hallway)
Katara: (reading) So Professor Moody was evil……Oh hi Zuko!
Zuko: Oh, hi Kata- WHY IS THERE STILL MISTLTOE HERE?!
Me: Oh….. I guess I missed one. Well ether way, it's there now so kiss!
Sokka: WHAT????
Me: Lets leave them alone. Sokka, Mai; lets go! (Runs dragging those two)
Zuko: Wait! Oh man….
Katara: Ok… lets get this over with.
Zuko inches to Katara.
Katara inches to Zuko.
Zuko leans in toward Katara.
Katara leans in toward Zuko.
Just as they kiss, Ozai walks around the corner and sees them-
Ozai: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Faints)
Zuko and Katara: Uh – oh…
Me: Wow… you made Moron faint.
Zuko and Katara: We can explain!
Me: Teach me this power! (Bows)
Zuko and Katara: Um…
The next day Aang and Toph got into a fierce fight with each other.-
Aang and Toph: Rock…paper…scissors…SHOOT!
Aang: Scissors!
Toph: Rock! I win!
Aang: Best 4 out of 6!
Aang and Toph: Rock……paper…..scissors…SHOOT!
Aang: Rock!
Toph: Rock!
Aang Tie! Toph, why do you always do rock?
Azula: Let me try!
Aang: Ok! You and me!
Aang and Azula: Rock…..paper….scissors….SHOOT!!
Azula: Paper!
Aang: Rock! I win!
Azula: Oh no you don't! (throws fireball at Aang)
Aang: Ahhhhhh! (defends with airbending)
Me: (in my pantry) A-HA! We Do have fruit snacks! (fire ball comes through wall)
Me: What the-(another comes though) STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY HOUSE!!!!
Azula: Sorry…
Me: If you're going to kill each other, do it out side! I want no blood on my carpet unless I cause it! (they leave) Now where am I going to find someone dumb enough to trick into fixing these holes?
Me: (Ozai walks by) Ooooooo MORON!!!!
Ozai: (looks around) Me?
Me: No, Moron. I want that chair next to you to come alive and walk over here.
Ozai: I can never tell when your sarcastic.
I love making fun of Ozai. Katara was reading Harry Potter 4 if you didn't pick that up. R&R!
Edit: No much editing to do buuuuuut… (flees to next chapter)