Hello Dear Readers. I'm Lord Voldemort. Formerly known as Tom Riddle.(call me that and I'll have Fenrir Greyback pay you a visit) If you are reading this I'm either dead-which is extremely unlikely, the Order has won and I'm dead, or I'm supreme ruler of the world(which is much more likely). Everybody knows I plan deatheater attacks; but here's a secret, I do so much more than that.
First, I wake up and wax my head. A Dark Lord must look his best you know.
I put on my blackest, most intimadating robe.
Then I glide down the staircase and engage in my favorite activity-intimidating Wormtail. All I have to do is look at him and he cowers in fear. It's good to be king.
Next I go down to my secret chamber and paint. Personally, I love to paint meadows with bunnyrabbits and tulips or daisies. I also enjoy painting the Hogwarts grounds.
Afterwards I play with my adorable beagle puppy I named her Rose. Quite sadly, she's the only women in my life.
For breakfast I dine on fear…and blueberry muffins! I love them when they're moist and have just enough sugar.
After I've eaten breakfast I plot world domination. [Insert evil laugh here]
I always do yoga after plotting world domination. I can't get anything done if I'm always yelling.
Yell at more prisoners.
Torture the prisoners.
Torture the prisoners.
Torture the prisoners.
Torture Wormtail.
Gamble, I always win. What kind of Dark Lord would I be if I couldn't win a simple game of cards?
Finish The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants. I seceretly love muggle fiction. This book is my favorite. It makes me so emotional. I never want to stop reading. I must know how it ends!
Owl Dumbledore and politley inform him that I'm winning.
Next on my schedule is attend a an attack. It's the highlight of my day!
Scare a few children.
Eat a sandwich for lunch.
Then I plan out my new candy making buisness. (I have a bit of a sweet tooth.
Tom's Oldfashioned Candy Shop, buy our chocolate covered deatheaters or die!
Next I host a Kareoke night. These sessions are top secret, but they are a lot of fun and the younger deatheaters love them! I do a pretty wicked Couldren Full of Love.
Later I have to do seriouse work (accept inteligence; make more plans, and ect.)
I practice my ballroom dancing. Even a Dark Lord must host events.
After I'm done with ball room dancing I dance to disco music. (I am groovey on the dance floor.)
For dinner I ear a four course meal.
Afterwords I change into soft polkadotted pajamas and go to sleep.
There you have it. A day in my life is more than planning attacks you know. It can be a lot of fun! (I know it doesn't seem like something I would say, but there is more to me than meets the eye.)
Thanks for reading. I beg you to review! Thanks to all those that review.
