Edit: Yeah I know it's need edits like I need air soo…even the authors note is edited. There's not longer a difference between what's mine and what came from the comics… I'm not the biggest fan of this chapter.

Disclaimer: I own a box of tissues. Not Avatar. (WAAA!!)

HEY! I hate it when people don't update their stories for weeks at a time. Ironically, I'M now the person with writers block. For the sole purpose that I don't get hate reviews, this chapter is a take off of a bunch of random comics. I just Avatared them! Chapter 8 will be all my idea! Some parts of this are mine…

This chapter is dedicated to 'Man I'm like bored and stuff' for being my 10th reviewer.

Azula: Ok, Kimono, you did this, didn't you?

Me: What makes you think I did this?

Mai: Why not? You HATE Ozai!

Me: So do Sokka, Toph, Aang, Katara and- you know what? Almost everyone here hates him.

Ty- Lee: That may be, but you're the only one here who knows what the Scary Movie series is.

Me: Ok, so maybe showing him all four at once wasn't such a good idea! Sue me!

Azula: He collapsed because he's hearing random words he's never heard before all at the same time! You meant for that to happen!

Me: We need to help him then, I guess.

Toph: Why?! Aang won't have to kill him if we leave Ozai here!

Me: If Mike and Bryan find out I had you guys at my house when you went missing after season 2 and didn't reappear until right before season 3 starts and I let one of the key characters get hurt, they'll kill me!

Sokka: Good point. So, what should we do?

Me: Do any of you know C.P R?

Iroh: Is C.P.R the one when we take his kidney and leave him in a tube of ice?

Me: Um… no. I don't think so.

Iroh: We should strip and shave him, just in case.

Katara, Mai, Ty- Lee and Azula: NO! Don't!

Me: Let's vote to see what to do.

A half hour later-

Me: Ok, we have 1 vote for C.P.R, 1 vote for killing him now (everyone glares at Toph)

Toph: What?!

Me. 1 vote for looking through his pockets-

Iroh: I DIDN'T WRITE THAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Everyone but Ozai: (looks at him) we didn't say anything…

Iroh: Oh… I knew that.

Me: 1 vote for the Heimlich maneuver, 1 vote for putting his hand in water…that's not funny Zuko…. 1 vote for hanging him by the ankles so all the blood rushes to his head and 2 votes for sneaking up behind him and yelling "BOO". (Everyone looks at Sokka and Ty- Lee who begin to whistle)

Me: I guess that wins. I don't see how we can get behind him.

Sokka: What if we drill a hole from below?

Some time later-

Ozai: I'm ALIVE!!! Which one of you guys used the life saving C.P.R on me?

Aang: Speaking of 'Lifesavers', I could sure use one right now.

Ozai: You... AHHHHHHHH!! (Faints)

Me: Oh I give up.

The next day, Ozai is up and about. Everyone keeps annoying me the whole day and I get really mad-

Zuko: Do we have any more cheese?

Me: Zuko, this is the 10th time you asked me that! If you eat any more cheese, you will regret it! You guys have pushed me to the limit! I'm putting a sign on my door that says 'Do Not Disturb'!

Some time later, Sokka walks by-

Sokka: Nice sign, does it keep away the undesirables?

Me: AAAAAHHHHHHH! (passes out from anger)

Katara: Oh great. What do we do now?

Zuko: I got it! What we need to do is this! (runs over and slaps my face) Hmmm… that's strange. Usual when you slap someone in their face, they wake right up.

Sokka: Never fear guys! Nothing says 'wake up' like a hit with a razor sharp boomerang!

Katara: Both of you OUT! You not helping!

Aang: Oh man you guys… I hope she's ok.

Zuko: Pissst! Katara, I have another idea! All you need is vinegar, some red peppers and a funnel.

Katara: GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!! (Zuko runs for his life as Katara chases him out the door.)

Me: Wow that was a nice nap!

Aang: You're OK!

Me: Yes and you guys are terrible at keeping quiet.

Zuko: So the slap in the face worked after all? I'M A GENUS!!

Me: You did that?

Zuko: Yeah, why?

Me: Now I know whose name to put on the gravestone! HOW DARE YOU HURT ME WHEN I'M NAPPING!!!!(starts beating Zuko to a pulp)

Zuko: AAAHHHH! OW OW! Katara!

Katara: (throws water on me) Get off him! Now!

Me: Is no one aloud to hurt your prince?

Katara: (blushes) I just think you should calm down, you're scaring me!

Sokka: Where is every one else?

Me: Ask them!

Sokka: OK (goes off to everyone else to ask them where everyone is)

Me: Idiot.

Aang: That was mean.

Me: Yes I am.

I just realized that I have 1,117 hits! If you read this, PLEASE REVIEW!!! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I have play practice almost every day. And I had writers block. Next chappie might have Taang in it. It will most definitely have Ty- Lokka.

R&R!

P.S Comics used this chapter- Dilbert and Blade of Heaven book 3. In that order. Any one who like swords fighting, wise cracks and a little romance I HIGHLY recommend Blade of Heaven ( Rated 13 and up for most books)

Edit: Really fixed that up! I feel better now :)