Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar, Kataangers would hate my guts.
Someone said I should put Taang and Ty- Lokka stuff in my story. I was already going to put Ty-Lokka in here but, I never thought about Taang much. This chapter is dedicated to my 20th replier – Anonymous, my Kataang reviewer! Happy reading!
Edit: Not much to do buuuut…since I'm here…
Mai (talking in sleep): Zuko… your lips taste like… water?
Sokka (pillow covering ears): Must….resist…. urge…. to…..KILL!
Mai (still asleep): Hey Zuko…since when do you look like Sokka?
Sokka: AHHHHHH! (Runs to next floor to my room) I WANT TO SWICH ROOMS!!!
Me (looks at clock): Wake me up again when I don't want to kill you for waking me up at 1:00am.
Sokka: I'm Sirius-
Me: Black?
Sokka: No I mean; I'm really sure I want to switch rooms with someone!
Me: I WILL hurt you if you don't get out of-
Sokka: Please???!!!
Me: THAT'S IT, PONY TAIL GUY! (chases him out of room)
Sokka (running for life): AHHHHHHHHH!!
Me (still chasing him around house): Come back! If you stop I'll make your death painless! I might even pin it on Moron!
Sokka (now REALLY scared) HELP ME!!!!!
Ty- Lee (just outside of her room): I feel like saving someone's life right about now.
Sokka (accidentally falling at her feet) Ty- Lee! You have to help me!!! It's-
Me: Ahh... going to a girl for help. Are you that desperate not to die?
Ty- Lee: You don't really mean to kill him. You're just tied.
Sokka (notices evil look in my eyes): I think she knows what she's doing, Ty- Lee.
Me: DIE!!!! (lunges at Sokka)
Ty- Lee: NOOOOOO! (blocks my chi)
Me: FALLING, FALLING, FALLEN! Ow! How did you- Oh yeah… I forgot you could block chi…
Sokka: Great, now I'm in debt to a girl… I am weak.
Ty- Lee: No, you're just desperate. But I know how you can get out of debt.
Sokka: How?
Ty- Lee: Er…um…lemme think…
Sokka: ..?
Me: I'm the one who makes up weird jokes, Ty- Lee.
Ty- Lee: Fine I'll cut to the point. I'm friends with Azula and all, but I want to switch rooms-
Me: Not ANOTHER one!
Ty- Lee: Anyway, she snores and I can't sleep.
Sokka: I have the same problem with Mai; only, she talks in her sleep and says things I NEVER want to hear again.
Ty- Lee: We should switch rooms!
Sokka: Is Azula REALLY the only reason you want to switch with me?
Ty- Lee: To tell you the truth- no. I think you're cute!!!!
Sokka: Oooooooookkkkkk…. Right, well um. So back to switching rooms. How do we get Mai out of bed, up a floor and make sure she doesn't question her moving?
Ty- Lee: How about we make them want to switch rooms?
Me: That could work.
Sokka (just noticing I'm still on the floor): Ack! You're still here?!
Me (rolling eyes): Not like I have a choice…
Ty- Lee: I'll pretend to sleep walk! She'll really want to get rid of me then!
Sokka: What should I do?
Me: Nothing. Just tell Azula you'll switch with her.
Sokka: Ah man! I wanted revenge on Mai for my sleepless nights.
Me: Once I get you guys back to your world and out of my life (and house), you can hit her all you want. Here however, you need to be peace loving.
Ty- Lee: Because we all know you are.
Me: Exactly!
Sokka: So we all know the plan?
Ty- Lee and Me: Yes.
Sokka: Good! Lets put the 'Switch rooms so I'm rooming with my worst enemy' plan into action! (They start to walk away)
Me: Ok! (tries to move) Oh no, SOKKA!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!
Sokka: And if I don't?
Me: I'll tell Azula your plan!
Sokka: How could you? You don't even know it!
Me: I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME!!!
Sokka: Oh yeah.
That night in Azula and Ty- Lee's room-
Azula continues to snore not noticing Ty- Lee get back into bed. A few mintues later, Ty- Lee starts to walk around the room (eyes closed to make it convincing). She then trips and falls over Azula's bed.
Azula: Ahhh! Ty- Lee! What are you doing?!
Ty- Lee: What? Oh! Sorry Azula. I must have been sleep walking again.
Azula: Again?
Ty- Lee: Yeah. You have no clue how many times I've woken up in the bathroom.
Azula: Creepy! I'm switching rooms with someone!
Sokka: (at door) I'll switch!
Azula: Good, I room with Mai.
Sokka and Ty- Lee: Mission accomplished!
Azula: What?
Ty- Lee: Nothing, nothing.
The next chapter will have Taang in it, don't worry! I got an F on a math quiz so my mom banned me from my computer from the 15th to the 19th, so no updates for a while. That's no reason to not reply. R&R!
PS: The 'I'm Sirius- Black?' Thing is a Harry Potter joke me and my family play on each other.
Edit: Like I said; not much to do XD
