Disclaimer: Forget Kataangers; MAI would hate me if I owned Avatar. Zutara baby, Yah!

This hit me in the head one day so here it is……..Chapter 9! This is dedicated to zutaraxlove for my 30th review! Never thought I'd get that far! Happy reading!

Edit: I like this chapter because Toph's in it a lot. She's fun to write!

Alarm Clock: GET UP! BEEP BEEP BEEP! GET UP!

Me: Ok ok, I'm awake. Stop beeping.

Alarm Clock: No you're not awake! BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Me: YES! I AM AWAKE!!!! (hits clock really hard)

Alarm Clock: Yes! Yes! You're awake!!

Me: That's more like it! Hey calendar, what did I write down to do today?

Calendar: You wrote 'Work on shipping'.

Me: Oh yeah! Camera, any shipping moments?

Camera: I think a Taang moment might spawn in Aang and Toph's room.

Me: Ok then! I'm off!

In front of Aang and Toph's door-

Me: Ok people! Did you bring the cups?

Katara: Yes but why are we here again?

Me: There comes a time in every Avatar character's life when he/she must accept that there lives are controlled by crazy fan girls and shippers. To make Aang and Toph understand, we are going to help give them the love moment of there 12 year old lives!

Sokka: Toph won't be happy about this…

Zuko: Forget Toph, Mike and Bryon will be very angry if they find out you are trying to make the Aang and Toph relationship cannon!

Me: My fan fic, my cannons now shut up so I can hear what they are saying!

Ozai: Why am I here if I don't care what happens between them?

Me: If something happens, you can threaten Aang with Toph.

Ozai: Hey… that's not a bad idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Me: Does the nickname 'Moron' mean ANYTHING to you?!

Azula: Shh! They're talking!

From behind the door-

Aang: So how does THIS shirt look on me?

Toph: Blind.

Aang: Oh yeah. Sorry… So, what about these pants?

Toph: Again; blind.

Aang: Oh yeah! My bad, my bad. How do you feel about the color yellow?

Toph: How many times must I say this; I AM BLIND!!!

Aang: Oh man Toph, I soooo sorry. Here's an apology kiss! (kiss on cheek)

Toph: AH! Twinkle Toes! What was that for?!

Other side of door-

Me: Holy snickerdodle! He kissed Toph!

Iroh: How do you know?

Me: There's a keyhole, genus.

Mai: If Toph gets mad at Aang for kissing her, this relation ship is gone.

Katara: No you guys! We have to help Aang!

Me: Comrades, ATTACK!!!

Everyone (But Ozai) Runs in to find Aang and Toph making out.

Me: Ohhhhh… um… ah right. Should we explain?

Toph: If you can in 3 seconds, go on.

Zuko: Can we use the 3 seconds to run instead?

Toph: 1…..2….

Everyone runs out of the room and all over the house, not knowing where the others are going.

Mai: AHHHHHHH! (runs into closet)They'll never find me here!

Zuko: If you're in the hallway; yeah, they will. GET OUT OF MY HIDING SPOT!!!

Mai: Sorrysorrysorry! (runs)

Katara: Hey a closet! (runs inside) they'll never find me here.

Zuko: Out.

Katara: Ah! Oh I didn't see you there! I'll be going now. (grabs doorknob which falls off).

Katara: NOOOOOOO! Where stuck in here! How're we going to get out?!

Zuko: Toph is out for our blood, she'll find us soon enough.

One hour later-

Zuko: I'm sure Toph'll be here any minute now.

Katara: That's the 15th time you've said that in the last hour.

Zuko: Well I'm bored!

Outside of door-

Toph: Hey! I found Sugar Queen and Angry boy! Aang!!!

Aang: What?

Toph: You and Moron-

Ozai: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

Toph: Ok, 10 gold pieces for me. Anyway, you two stand guard in front of the door while I find the others, got it?

Ozai: All right.

Aang: We are to stay here and let them leave! (both stand guard)

Toph: No; I want you to stay here to make sure they don't leave until I come back.

Aang: Right! Stay here until anyone else-

Toph: No; just me-

Aang: Just you-

Toph: Come and get them-

Aang: Right!

Toph: And make sure they don't leave.

Aang: What?

Toph: Make sure they don't leave!

Aang: OoooooohhhhHHhhh! I thought you where talking about him (points to Ozai) It seemed stupid to guard him when he's a guard.

Toph: So are we clear?

Aang: Yes.

Toph starts to walk away and Aang and Ozai follow-

Toph: Where are you going?

Ozai: I'm going with you!

Toph: NO!-

In closet-

Katara: What's with all the shouting?

Zuko: I don't know. I've been in here with you.

Katara: Did that sound like Toph's voice just now?

Zuko: Do you think they finally found us?

Katara: Only on way to find out! HEY!!!! DID YOU LOOK IN HERE?!!!

Zuko: IDIOT! YOU TOLD THEM WE WERE IN THE CLOSET!!

Katara: IF I DIDN'T THEN YOU JUST DID!

Ozai: Stop shouting, you two! I can't here myself think!

Me: You can think?

Aang: AHH! How long have you been here?!

Me: Since Toph found me and gave me the black eye you see before you.

Zuko: Which eye?

Me: Does it really matter, Zuko? Now let's get out of here before Toph comes.

Toph: You leave AFTER you get pummeled!

Me, Zuko, Katara: (gulp)

Sorry this took so long guys! Don't expect an update until February, that's when my play is shown and play practice ends. I CAN GO HOME AFTER SCHOOL!!!! (insert cool dance move here because I can't dance) By the way, that thing in the beginning with my Alarm clock, really happen (except my alarm only beeped) I actually yelled 'shut up' when I hit 'Off' and it didn't turn off.

Edit: Toph rocks (pun intended) The thing with Ozai and Aang as guards is from The Holy Grail (Spamalot)