Repeat after me; she…owns… nothing… but….this….story.

Jet: I HATE THE FIRE NATION!!!11

Ugh, I give up.

Jet: She owns nothing but this story!

Hey! You said it right!!

Jet: Said what right?

You said the disclaimer!

Jet: I HATE THE FIRE NATION!!!!11

Were getting nowhere fast. This chapter is dedicated to 24kt White Gold for being my 50th reviewer. And to Lacey for the theme of these next few chapters! Thank you to all those who have reviewed my 1st ever Avatar Story! Happy reading!

Edit: Prepare for mass edit.

One rainy day, we are all bored-

Me: Let's go swimming!

Katara: It's the middle of winter.

Me: Ok how about we play 'Kill the man with the ball'?

All guys: NO! NEVER AGAIN!!

Me: Ok, uhh….man I can't think of anything...

Aang: Is it your birthday?

Me: No. And why?

Aang: We coulda had an excuse to have a party.

Katara: I don't think its any ones birthday here.

Me: Well, if its no ones birthday then we- wait- (looks at Zuko) How old are you again?

Zuko: Almost 17.

Me: So you're 16 then, right?

Ozai: No, you idiot! He's 15!

Me: Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

Ozai: Being what?

Me: (jumps in air) You're 16!!!!!! (glares at Iroh) EMERGENCY MEETING IN THE KITCHEN!!!!

All run into the kitchen-

Me: No Zuko stay out here. (kicks him out)

Zuko: Why?

Me: Because I said so.

Zuko: So what?

Me: Go away!

Zuko: No!

Me: Yes!

Zuko: No!

Me: Yes!

Zuko: No!

Me: No!

Zuko: Yes!

Me: Ok go.

Zuko: OK! (runs off)

Sokka: Do that again!

Me: No. Iroh? How many years have you been traveling with Zuko?

Iroh: 3.

Me: And in that time, he turned 16, right?

Iroh: Yes.

Me: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW HIM A SWEET 16 BIRTHDAY PARTY???!!!!

Iroh: He didn't want to celebrate.

Me: DON'T CARE! WE THROW ONE NOW!

Ozai: But it's not his birthday!

Me: But he hasn't had one!

Katara: Kimono's right.

Me: I am? I mean- of course I am!

Katara: We wanted an excuse to party anyway!

Azula: Yeah, so what do we do first?

Me: One of us has to distracted Zuko and give us time to go to the mall for party supplies.

Mai: I'll do it!

Ty- Lee: Anything to be with Zuko alone, right Mai?

Katara: You-stay-away-from-him!

Sokka: Why do you care?

Iroh: I'm not straying to far from Zuko!

Me: Ok then Mai will keep him occupied while the rest of us are shopping together.

Mai: Can do!

Katara: Keep you hands off him, OK??!!

Mai: And if I don't?

Me: Not to interrupt a catfight here, but we gots stuff to buy!

Azula: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up guys! How are we going to get there?

Me: Drive, duh.

Iroh: But you're not old enough to drive, you don't have a car and no one here knows how to drive.

Me: In this order- Right, right and not yet!

Toph: So who can drive?

Me: The question is- who CAN'T drive?

Ty- Lee: Toph can't because she's blind, Aang is way too young and Mai needs to make up ways to distracted Zuko.

Me: So that leaves Moron, Iroh, Azula, Sokka, Ty- Lee and Katara.

Iroh: It can't be me. I'm too old.

Me: And Moron's not too bright ether.

Ozai: HEY!

Katara: Azula would probably try to kill us all and Ty- Lee is too hyper.

Aang: Why don't you drive, Katara?

Katara: I won't be able to concentrate knowing MAI gets to travel with Zuko.

Me: So that leaves-

All stare at Sokka and gulp-

Me: We're going to regret this, aren't we?

Ty- Lee: Yeah, but it's worth a shot!

Me: Now alls we need is a car!

Azula: You make it sound easy…

Katara: Where are we gonna get a car?

Me: No Problem! (picks up phone) Hey! It's me, do your parents mind if we trash their car?... No? Ok! Bring it right over! (hangs up)

Toph: Who'd you call?

Me: My best friend and fellow Zutarian, Gregory!

Ozai: Why?

Me: He has our means of transportation!

Ozai: A…. car?

Me: It CAN be taught! (claps for Ozai)

10 min later-

Greg: (pulls up in car) Got it!

Azula: How old are you?

Greg: 13.

Iroh: And you can drive?

Greg: That's right!

Ozai: Ok…

Me: Thanks dude! See yah! Oh! Wait, you have insurants, right?

Greg: Sure, let's go with that! (runs back to his house)

Me: Works for me! Sokka, let me show you how to drive! Kimono style!

Sokka: Now I'm scared.

Hehe! This is part one of a (hopefully) 3 or 4 part thing. Greg is my best friend ever and is a Zutarian!

Jet: How many of you are there?!

A lot, Jet, a lot.

I rule Hyrule,

Kimono

Edit: Fix up things that were bugging me…