Hey guys! (And girls) Jet's out sick today so I'll do the disclaimer!

Jet: I'm not sick!

Do you want a day off or not?

Jet: ….

That's what I though. So anyway- this is part 2 in the Zuko's sweet 16 party series. Zuko might be 17 in the show, (I think he's still 16 going on 17!) but in my fan fic; he's 16 almost 17.

Jet: Isn't '16 going on 17' a song from the movie 'Sound of Music'?

When did you watch that?

Jet: Taking the day off!

Good! So this chapter is dedicated to 'Toph' for being my 70th reviewer!

Jet: I though she was blind? How can she review?

Do I look like Toph to you? How should I know? Thanks for the reviews people! Keep them coming!

Edit: What's interesting about the driving part of this chapter is that I haven't passed my driving test as of 10/5/09 and I think it's because of this chapter. ^^ Greg did though...wierd. I can perdict the future!!!! :O

Me: We don't have much time Sokka, so I'm just going to teach you the basics. Here's a helmet. (straps helmet on his head and mine)

Sokka: Why do we need helmets?

Me: With you driving, seat belts do nothing to help.

Sokka: This helmet is so tight I think it's affecting my brain.

Me: What makes you say that?

Sokka: This helmet is so tight I think it's affecting my brain.

Me: Oh ok. (loosens it) Some one has to come with us.

Katara: Why?

Me: Because I said so. (grabs knife from nowhere and whips it around trying to pretend I know how to use it) OR ELSE!!

Katara: Got it!

Me: Any volunteers for a 'sure- to- die' car ride with a 13 year old girl and a teenager with no clue what he's doing?

Sokka: When yah put it like that, it just sounds stupid.

Me: Things sound funnier when you specify them. So who wants to come?

All step back except Ozai who is busy playing with a paddle ball-

Ozai: 1…2…3... (misses) Damn it! (looks around) I'll kill you guys for this.

Me: Good luck with that! (grabs him and slaps helmet on)

Sokka: Can we go now?

Ozai: NOOO! I don't want to die!!

Sokka: You don't have much faith in me, do you?

Toph: I don't have much confidence in you ether.

Sokka: If I die; you stay away from my funeral.

Katara: Where did Mai go?

Me: She went to distracted Zuko from me teaching Sokka to drive.

Iroh: My nephew is not easily distracted, I hope what ever she's doing is working.

With Zuko and Mai-

Mai: Got any 3's?

Zuko: Go fish.

Mai: (picks up card) Your turn.

Zuko: How did you get me to do this?

Back with the others-

Me: Sokka, get ready to; DRIVE!!!

Azula: I hope Kimono knows what she's doing.

Ozai: You're not the only one.

30 minutes later, Iroh, Katara, Ty- Lee, Toph, Azula and Aang are sitting in the living room waiting for Ozai, Sokka and Kimono when we come through the door-

Aang: Hi, guys, how'd it go?

Ty- Lee: Sokka, why are you still holding the steering wheel?

Toph: Why are you shaking, Moron?

Me: That's my nickname for him. You can't use it.

Katara: Why do you all look cut and bruised?

Iroh: Did you pick up some tea at the store?

Sokka: WE GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT! OK?!

Katara: Where's the car?

Ozai: On the other side of the cliff.

Ty- Lee: You ran over a cliff?

Me: Yeah, guess I don't know how to drive after all.

Azula: Now how are we going to get to the mall?

Me: I'll just ask Gregory to drive us!

Ozai: I thought you two were the same age?

Me: Ozai, don't think, you'll hurt yourself.

Kimono calls Greg and he comes up in the car-

Greg: Higuys!SureI'lldriveyouguystothemall!Ican'tstaywithyouthough-

Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg. Did you have any sugar this morning?

Greg: Yes,no,maybe3chocolatebars! Why?

Ty-Lee: Wow! He so hyper!

Me: Oh no! Do go near Ty- Lee! You two are waaaayyyy too hyper!

Ty- Lee: Whatdoyoumean? I'mnottoohyper!

Greg: YeahKimono, Werenottoohyper!

Ozai: Dear Agni! You two are so annoying!

Me: They annoy you? Hmmmm… (smiles wickedly)

Locks Ozai in a room with Ty- Lee and Greg-

Ozai: Noooooo!

Greg: SoIhearyou'rethefirelord! HowdoesitfeeltobethepersontheAvatarwantstokill?

Ty- Lee: Idon'.Myfavoritecolorispink. Whatsyours?

Ozai: AHHHHHH!

From other side of locked door-

Me: Here guys, take these cell phones.

Zuko (walks in room): Where are we going?

Me: Oh! Um, to the mall.

Mai (runs in): (Pant) G-guys. Z-zuko's h-here.

Katara: No way Mai. I didn't notice.

Me: Here're you cell phones! I personalized them for you!

Katara: Hey! Mine's blue! (flips open phone) You spelled my name wrong.

Me: Really? How'd I spell it?

Katara: Z-U-T-A-R-A F-A-N

Me: Oh sorry.

Aang: You spelled mine wrong, too.

Me: What'd I spell?

Aang: K-A-T-A-A-N-G F-A-N

Me: Sorry again.

Mai: Mine cell phone is black and says E-M-O.

Iroh: Mine says 'TEA LOVER'.

Zuko: Mine says 'BROTHER TO CRAZY'.

Azula: Mine says 'THE REAL ALFA MALE'.

Sokka: Mine says 'PONY TAIL GUY'

Toph: What does mine say?

Aang: 'BLIND BANDIT'

Toph: Not bad!

Azula: What does Ozai's say?

From other side of locked door-

Ozai: 'MORON'.

Greg: Youhadtoknowthatwascoming.

Ty- Lee: Minesays 'HYPER'.

Ozai: I knew it.

Me: You're so smart, Moron.

Azula: Let's go already

Zuko: Why are we going to the mall?

Aang: We were bored, remember?

Zuko: Oh yeah.

Part 2, Avatar fans. The next one will be looonnng. We're going to the mall! Yah!

Jet: Can I come?

No.

Jet: Why?

You're not supposed to be here anyway.

Jet: (sulks in a corner)

Alright, you can come.

Jet: YAY!

The next one might take awhile. That's how long it is. Sorry about my hyper friends. Here are the translations for what they're saying if you couldn't tell:

Greg: Hi guys! Sure I'll drive you guys to the mall! I can't stay with you though-

Greg: Yes no maybe 3 chocolate bars! Why?

Ty- Lee: What do you mean? I'm not too hyper!

Greg: Yeah Kimono, Were not too hyper!

Greg: So I hear you're the Fire lord! How does it feel to be the person the Avatar wants to kill?

Ty- Lee: I don't see you a lot in our world. Azula talks about you a lot. My favorite color is pink. What's yours?

Greg: You had to know that was coming.

Ty- Lee: Mine says 'HYPER'.

After all that I didn't even do the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Go to the first chapter, the second chapter, the 3rd , 4th , 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th and then tell me if I own Avatar: The last Airbender.

I rule Hyrule,

Kimono

Edit: I'll inform you all when I get my drives license so you can stay off the road ;)