Jet: Whoa…so THIS is a mall!
Big, isn't it?
Jet: Yeah…..well I'm board!
(whacks him on head) You're hopeless. Chapter 14 is dedicated to Stardragon411 for being my 80th reviewer! And also to TrueThinker for writing the 90th review! Thanks for all your reviews people! Jet, if you would do the honors…
Jet: Kimono makes no money from this story. Trust me. I would know.
You still wouldn't get any of it.
Jet: Says you.
Edit: Forgot to mention; The 'Sokka's helment is to tight' joke is actually from the Avatar video game for the Wii. I didn't make it up. Onward to editing!!
All but me, Toph and not-hyper-any-more Greg: (Looks up) Whoa…so THIS is a mall!
Me: Where've I heard that before..?
Greg: See yah guys! Good luck Kimono! (drives away)
Me: Here (throws cloaks at them) Wear these so no one knows I have the Avatar cast palling around with me. (all put on cloaks)
We all walk into the mall-
Me: Ok, guys, we all have to stick together because this is a big mall. Only Mai and Zuko can leave the group. We will go store to store looking in and seeing if we need any thing in there. BLAH BLAH BLAH We have a limit of $1,000 all together. Let's spend it wisely. And furthermore- (looks behind me and sees everyone's gone) Ohhhh… crud. This calls for reinforcements! (blows very high pitch whistle)
Avatar fans; Meet Kohroxmysox. She's been reviewing this story since chapter 9 and it was her idea to bring the Avatar cast to the mall. Reeeaallly big 'thank you' to you!
Kohroxmysox: What's up, Kimono?
Me: Straighten up, soldier!
Kohrox.: (straightens) Sir, yes, Sir!
Me: Ok…..I was kidding…
Kohrox.: I knew that…
Me: Now, listen closely, because I'm only gonna say this once- The Avatar Cast is lost in the mall. We need to get them back before they; A Wreck the place or B Let people find out they're part of Avatar: The last airbender.
Kohrox.: Why do you need me?
Me: You requested it.
Kohrox.: Oh yeah.
Me: Because I'm so fantastic, I put tracking devices on the cell phones that I gave them in chapter 13-
AS SEEN IN CHAPTER 13!!!!!
Me: -so we shouldn't have too much of a problem finding them.
Kohrox.: Who should we find first?
Me: Sokka. Out of all the people here, I'm sure he'll do something stupid first. The signal is coming for a point not far from here.
Kohrox.: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go get him! We got to get all of these guys!
Me: We GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!
Kohrox.: Please. Never. Say. That. Again.
Me: Yeah, sorry.
We pass a Halloween store-
Kohrox.: Hey, is that Sokka in there?
Me: (looks through window) I think so… lets go see! (we walk in)
Sokka: (in front of plastic weapons rack holding a spear) This thing couldn't cut the cheese.
Plastic Spear: Plthhhh! (fart sound)
Kohrox.: SOKKA!! (runs up and gives him a bear hug)
Sokka: C-Can't….B-b-breath!!
Me: Uhh, Sokka? Meet Kohroxmysox. She's helping me find you guys.
Sokka: (free of bear hug) How'd you find me?
Kohrox.: We tracked you with your cell phone.
Sokka: So who do we find now?
Me: We have to find Zuko before he gets killed by fan girls.
Sokka: Zuko has FAN GIRLS??!!
Kohrox.: So do you.
Me: You shouldn't have said that…
Sokka: HAHA!! I knew Suki and Yue weren't the only ones!!
Kohrox.: Don't forget Ty-Lee!
Sokka: I am really sexy, aren't I? (flexes mussels)
Me: Don't push your title.
Sokka: Where isZuko?
Me: According to where his cell phone is….. he's in front of Sears.
Kohrox.: Lets get'em!
Me: Yeah! We're close to CATCHING'EM ALL!!
Kohrox.: Stop saying that!
Me: Sorry...
We walk to Sears-
Sokka: There he is!
Kohrox.: (looks down at Zuko who is on the floor in a fetal position) Are you kidding me?
Me: Zuko? What's wrong?
Zuko: (points to Sears) So…much… air conditioning…!
Me: Oh for the love of Agni! (kicks him in crouch)
Zuko: (jumps up) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Kohrox.: Why did you do that! You ruined my chances of having his babies!
Me: He's 16!!!
Kohrox.: So?
Me: Yeah you're right.
Sokka: (consoling Zuko) Rid it out, man. (glares at me) YOU NEVER KICK/PUNCH A GUY THERE!!! EVER!! NO EXCUSES!!
Me: Sorry Zuko…
Zuko: (suddenly fine) It's ok!
Me: Oookkk. We should probably find Mai next.
Zuko: (notices Kohrox.) Who are you?
Kohrox.: (bows at his feet) I am Kohroxmysox, Fire Lord Zuko. (kisses finger tips)
Zuko: (points to Kohrox.) No life?
Me: Yep.
Sokka: Where's Mai?
Me: Let me see…… in a kitchen store, I think.
Zuko: What's Mai doing in a Kitchen Store?
Kohrox.: Lets find out!
We walk to the Kitchen Store-
Sokka: Mai! Are you in here?
Mai: (other side of store) Here!
Me: (we walk over) What are you doing here, Mai?
Mai: Looking at the knifes.
Zuko: Do you get all your knifes from kitchen places?
Mai: Not all of them.
Kohrox.: Can you cook with those knifes?
Mai: No.
Sokka: You can hit something moving from a mile away, kill it and then be able to run fast to grab before it hits the ground and yet you can't cook?!
Mai: Shut up.
Me: You are soooo not cooking for the Zuko's- muff! (mouth is covered by Sokka's hand)
Zuko: Zuko's what?
Mai: For Zuko's… umm Zuko's…
Sokka: FATHER! Yeah! Mai isn't good enough to cook for Ozai!
Zuko: Ok! As long as it has nothing to do with me!
Me: You bought that- I MEAN- Yeah. It has nothing to do with you!
Kohrox.: So who should we find next?
Me: I think…. Katara.
Sokka: What store is she in?
Me: That's the thing… she's not in a store.
Zuko: Then where is she?
Me: She's in front of the book store.
Kohrox.: I wonder why she's just standing out front…
We walk to the book store to find a photo booth-
Mai: Is she in there? (points to photo booth)
Zuko: Let me see. (pulls back curtain)
Katara: (has tongue sticking out making a face in the camera and turns to look at Zuko and her tongue by accident brushes his face)
Zuko: AHHHHHHHH! Girl cooties!! (rolls around on floor)
Kohrox.: Katara, there's, like, $30.00 worth of pictures out here.
Katara: Oops! Sorry, guess I got carried away.
Me: Zuko, get off the floor. (is about to kick him)
Sokka: NOOO! (shields Zuko from my foot) ...
Mai: Why do you care what happens to Zuko?
Sokka: Because- ANSWER IS CENSORED.(I cover Katara's ears)
Mai: Oh YUCK!
Kohrox.: Oh mighty Zuko, please get up!
Katara: Let me handle this; HEY ZUKO, IS THAT THE AVATAR??!!
Zuko: (springs up) Where- where??!!
Me: He's worse than Foamy.
Kohrox.: Who shall we find next?
Katara: I say we find Aang.
Sokka: Why Katara? Are you worried about him?
Katara: N-no! I just think that….uh. since he's the Avatar, he has a lot of fan girls! Yeah, that's it.
Me: She's got a point. Aang should be….. on the other side of the mall.
We find Aang in the Nickelodeon store-
Me: Aang? What are you doing here?
Aang: (holds up action figure of himself) Don't I look CUTE?!
Kohrox.: Awwwww! (looking behind his shoulder)
Aang: Yeah I am cute aren't-
Kohrox.: (runs past him and picks up Zuko action figure) Look how cute he is!
Sokka: Hey look! It's me! (picks up plastic self) I'm right! I am sexy!
Katara: Where am I?
Zuko: You're in the Nickelodeon store.
Katara: You know what I mean! Where's my action figure?
Me: You're a girl. You can't be an action figure. You can, however, be a… (holds up doll) DOLL! (grins like the idiot I am)
Kohrox.:(runs over and snatches Katara doll) YES! NOW I CAN MAKE ZUTARA HAPPEN WITH DOLLS/ACTION FIGURES!!!! (starts making Zuko figure and Katara doll kiss)
Aang: NOOOOOO! (grabs Katara doll and makes it kiss Aang figure)
Me, Kohrox. and Zuko: AAAAHH! IT BURNS!! (all cover eyes)
Mai (who I completely forgot about until now): I take it there are no Mai action figures?
Me: Yes. But you have a doll! (shows doll)
TrueThinker: (appears out of nowhere) Yeah! Now for some Maiko!(grabs Zuko figure from Kohrox. and snatches Mai doll from me and starts making them kiss)
Zuko, Katara, Me, Sokka, Kohrox. and Aang: AHHHHHHHH!! (cover eyes)
Mai: Oh, I don't know. I like the way that looks!
-Silence-
Me: Riiiiiggghhht. TrueThinker, go away.
TrueThinker: Fine. But I'll be baaaaacck! (shrinks away)
Sokka: Now who should we find?
Me: We should look for- (cell phone rings) (picks up phone) H'lo?
Noah: Kimono? It's me. Listen; Did you mean to let Ty- Lee in the Gym store?
Me: Oh no! She's there?! Wait a sec- Why are you at the mall??!!
Noah: I came I ask you where the salsa is for the chips. You know I can't watch a Kataang video with out chips and salsa.
Me: (shuts phone) We're going to find Ty- Lee!
Sorry, but I have to end it there. I know this was supposed to be longer but I'm going to North Carolina for Spring Break! I'll be gone for a week and I think you guys deserve to have your chapter sooner! For the recorded- My brother, Noah, is a Kataanger while me and my friend are Zutarians. Go figure. He never sides with me. I know he probably seems out of place here but he asked- err told- err demanded- oh ok, threatened me to put him there.
Jet: This mall place is GREAT! Look! I bought a water gun, a book on how to make a tree house, a flower hat and a knife sharpener for my swords!
That's….nice Jet. Don't expect the next chapter for a while. But since I won't be here, that's no excuse not to review! Imagine my surprise when I come back and see so many more reviews! One more thing! I added some Kataang for all (if any) Kataang readers out there!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
Edit: Sokka did pick up a spear in the Sokka's Master episode…maybe I can predict the future! x_x So yeah I didn't edit much here but one of my faveorite chapters is coming up!!!