Sing a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy song! Sing a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy song!
Jet: What are you singing?
I'm singing a happy, happy, happy-
Jet: Ok! I get it! You're singing a happy song, but why?!
Because I'm happy!
Jet: Why are you happy?
Because I have 100 reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jet (looks at stats): You're wrong! You don't have 100. You have 108!
Well, all I know is that I have over 100 reviews for something I though about giving up after chapter 4!
Jet: Wow. You ARE a quitter!
Ignoring that. I would like to take this moment to thank all the people who helped me reach 100 reviews! The 26 people who have me on alert, the 20 people who have me on favorites (go figure that out), Microsoft Word for helping me type over 11,905 words worth of chapters and the people who read this giving me 5,359 hits and all the people who helped me reach 100-
Jet: 108.
Fine, 108 reviews. Special thanks to Kohroxmysox for all her ideas, Adverk for being my first flame (I'm not sure how that helped, but oh well!) Alieraisu for her idea, Truethinker for being a good sport about me using 'em in the last chapter, Gregory for letting me use him in my story and for the reviews he send me (he was Harvey Johnson- a character he was in a play we were both in (I was Phyllis) he was also Aang, Katara, Ozai, Ty-Lee/Mai and Zuko. I took me until the Ty-Lee/Mai review to know it was him.) And last, but certainly not least, requim17 for being my first reviewer ever! Extra thanks to Truethinker for being my 100th reviewer! (claps) Jet, do the disclaimer.
Jet: Zzz…
Jet?! Wake up!!!!
Jet: Wha? Oh sorry. That took a while. She owns nothing.
Edit: On reflection I don't think I needed to write that long of an author's note x_x. Oh well! Enjoy the edit!!
Last time on: The Avatar Crew Comes to You-
Me: (shuts phone) We're going to find Ty- Lee!
We all high tail it to the Gym-
Ty- Lee: (up front being a fitness instructor) And one! And two! And three! And four! And now let's do some cart wheels!
Me: Ty- Lee, what're you doing??!!
Greg (appears at my side): What does it look like, Kimono, she helping us get in/ stay in shape!
Me: I know but- WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE! What are YOU doing here?!
Greg: I came in to ask her how she feels about Ty- Gree!
Me: Ty- Gree? You don't me Ty- Lee and YOU, do you?!
Greg: Well…
Zuko: Have you completely forgotten why we're here? We have to get Ty- Lee!
Sokka: Let me handle this!
Sokka walks over to Ty- Lee-
Sokka: Hey Ty- Lee! Wanna get something at the food court?
Ty- Lee: You mean like a date? OK! (grabs his hand and runs past us)
Kohrox.: We gotta follow her!
Aang: She's too fast a runner! How do we catch up?
Me: We have 3 choices.
1. Run
2. Buy scoters or-
Kohrox.: We could ride; THIS! (comes out of a nearby store riding a 6 person motorcycle)
Mai: How do you know how to drive one of these?
Kohrox.: Now, now, don't bother yourself with the details!
Katara: How did you pay for it?
Kohrox.: I have my ways! Oh! And here's your wallet back, Kimono.
Me: Great. Well, we GOTTA CATCH-
Kohrox.: NOT AGAIN!
Me: Fine! Let's GO GET Ty-Lee.
We ride to the food court to see Ty-Lee and Sokka at a table eating fries-
Katara: All right guys, I've got a plan; we go over there and asked Ty-Lee and Sokka to help us find Azula.
Aang: No, I think we should go up to them and ask them to help us find Iroh.
Me: But next on my 'people to find' list is Azula! Why should we find Iroh?
Aang: Because Azula's on line over there ordering a sandwich.
We look over and see Azula ordering something from a sandwich shop-
Azula: Can I have a half a ham with cheese and half a turkey with tomato?
Cashier (a.k.a- Truethinker): That'll be $5.95, AZULA! (pulls rope which drops a cage over Azula)
Azula: AHHH! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Truethinker: Now she's mine! All mine! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Jet: Noo! I gotta save Azula! (jumps down into chapter)
Wait! You signed a contract! No comments from the peanut gallery!
Jet: I don't care! (runs to Truethinker who is trying to run off with Azula. Kimono and the rest of the Avatar crew try to follow)
Truethinker: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
Jet: Don't worry, Azula, I'll save you! (grabs Azula's cage and plays tug-of-war against Truethinker)
Azula: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?????!!!!
Of course, no one can hear her-
Truethinker: Well, if Jet wants her, I guess he can have her…
Jet: Yes!
Truethinker: But only if he can beat me- (pushes a button on a nearby wall)- in a POKEMON BATTLE!!!!!
The food court changes into a Pokemon Battle field-
All but Truethinker: A WHAT??!!!
Truethinker: One round. Whoever wins, gets to keep Azula. (hangs Azula's cage above the field)
Everyone in the food court (including the Avatar crew) fill the stands-
Truethinker: Since I challenged you, I'll go first! (grabs a Poke ball out of no where) I choose you- ZUKO! (Zuko materializes on field)
Zuko: W-WHAT?!
Jet: Lee!
Zuko: Jet!
Jet: Lee!
Zuko: JET!
Noah (comes out of nowhere): Noah! (runs away)
Jet: But wait a sec! I don't have any-
Me (hiding as a bush): Pisst! Jet! (Jet looks down) Use this! (hands him Pokeball)
Jet: OK, (takes Pokeball) I choose you- Um… WHOEVER'S IN HERE! (Katara materializes across from Zuko on the battle field)
Katara: Wait- WHAT?!
Me: Woops… I meant give him Aang… Oh well!
Ty-Lee: This should be good!
Mai: My money's on Katara.
Me: No, Zuko'll get her for sure!
Azula: Don't I get a say in this?!
All: NO!
Truethinker: Zuko; use flamethrower!
Zuko: Why should I do what you say?
Truethinker holds up the picture of him and Katara cuddling from chapter 6-
Zuko: How did you get that?!
Truethinker ignores him and puts the picture in a envelope that says "TO SOKKA" on it-
Zuko: One flamethrower, comin' up! (shoots flamethrower at Katara)
Jet: Katara; use protect! (Katara shields herself with water)
Mai, Aang and Sokka: YEAH! GO KATARA!
Me, Ty- Lee and Kohrox.: COME ON, ZUKO! HIT'ER!
Zuko: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!
Jet: Katara use- (dramatic pause) Attract!
Noah (comes out of nowhere again) NOOOO!!! (runs away)
All but Jet, Katara and Zuko: GASP!
Zuko: Do. Your. Worst.
Kohrox. runs over and pulls a very revealing dress onto Katara-
All: (glare at Kohrox.)
Kohrox.: What? It's to help it along!
Katara spins around and blows a kiss at Zuko. The blown-kiss turns into hearts which land on Zuko's cheek. Zuko goes all googly eyed-
Zuko: Ahhh…! Katara, you look soooo pretty today! (drools)
Katara: Awww! You're so sweet Zuko! (hugs him)
Truethinker, Mai, Aang and Sokka: NOOOOOOO!
Kohrox., Me, Ty- Lee: YYYEEEEEESSSS!!!
Jet and Azula: Ok… I don't care…
Jet: So who won?
Katara: We do! (kicks Zuko where it hurts)
Zuko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! TODAY'S JUST NOT MY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Sokka: Would you girls stop doing that?!
Katara: You're right. I might need that in the future.
Aang: Why?
-silence-
Truethinker: ANY WAY! I guess you get Azula, Jet. Take your girlfriend and go. (throws cage at Jet)
Azula: 'Girlfriend'?! I don't even know him!
OK. Jet's had enough fun. (grabs Jet from story and pulls him back into disclaimer room)
Jet: Hey! I was just about to tell her who I was! Why'd you do that?!
Because I can, that's why.
Katara: Where'd Jet go?
Aang: Oh well, lets get back to finding Iroh.
Kohrox.: Good idea, where is he, Kimono?
Me: In the plant store.
Azula: I wonder what he could be doing in there.
Mai: Where have you been, Azula?! He's most likely drinking tea.
Azula: I was being sarcastic.
Me: There's something wrong with the signal, though.
Sokka: Oh no, what now?!
Me: I think someone's with him.
Zuko: We should get him before he blows our cover.
We all run to the plant store and see Iroh drinking tea at a table with Iceball19 and TheLastWaterbender-
Iceball19: …So if you follow the plan, Zuko WILL have a girlfriend! (makes Zuko figure kiss Katara doll)
Iroh: Ah! I see! My nephew could stand for someone other than me to travel with…
TheLastWaterbender: OR! You could become Aang's firebending teacher, which gives him the last element he needed to master, and Katara will be so impressed that she and Aang will get together! (grabs Katara doll and makes it kiss Aang action figure)
Iroh: Both excellent suggestions!
Me: What are you two doing here?
T.L.W.: We're trying to get Iroh to side with one of the shippings.
Ty-Lee: Why him?
Iceball: He's the most sane one in this fanfic.
Me: Just because you both reviewed for this story doesn't mean you can come into it!
Both: Aww!
Me: Now beat it.
T.L.W.: Who's going to make us, hmm?
Kohrox.: (snaps fingers)
Azula's shoots lighting over his head-
Both: Good bye! (run out of story)
Aang: So Iroh, have you seen Toph?
Iroh: Yes, I think I saw her walk in a store that had CD's in it.
Kohrox.: Best Buy?! This can't end well.
Zuko: Come on…lets get this over with.
We all walk to Best Buy-
Katara: Toph! Are you in here?
Toph: (in game section) Over here! (we walk over)
Ty-Lee: What're yah lookin' at?
Toph: Darkness.
Mai: Why are you just looking at- Oh… sorry, I forgot.
Ty-Lee: Let me rephrase the question then. What are you listening to?
Toph: Someone over there playing the Avatar: The Last Airbender game for the Wii.
Iroh: Who?
Azula walks over, takes one look at the person and runs back to us-
Azula: It's HER!
Iroh: Who?
Kohrox.: Truethinker?
Azula: Yes!
Iroh: Who?
Ty-Lee: You sound like an owl, Iroh!
Toph: Who are you guys talking about? Who's Truethinker?
Me: We'll tell you later.
Truethinker notices we're here and walks over to us-
Truethinker: Hey, Azula! Kissed any Freedom Fighters lately?
Azula: No…?
Truethinker: What about you Mai? Kiss any Princes recently?
Mai: No, unfortunately.
Kohrox.: Go away Truethinker.
Truethinker: Ok! I'll start reading the chapter! (tries to shrink away)
Me: (grabs collar) Stop doing that! It's really creepy.
Sokka: Yeah, just run out like everyone else does.
Truethinker: Fine. (runs out of story)
Sokka: So we have me, Zuko, Mai, Katara, Aang, Ty-Lee, Azula, Iroh and Toph. I think that's everyone! Let's call that Gregory kid to give us a ride home!
We all start to walk away-
Toph and Iroh: Whose this?
Kohrox.: I'm Kohroxmysox. Kimono asked me to help find you guys.
Me: You asked me, remember?
Kohrox.: Oh yeah…
Azula: Wait a minute… WE FORGOT OZAI!!!
Me: Who?
Toph: We forgot Moron.
Sokka: Guess I forgot about him. Where is he, Kimono?
Me: In Mall Security.
Zuko, Aang, Iroh, Toph, Sokka, Katara and Kohrox.: Big surprise.
Mai: Let's find him and get out of here.
We walk to Mall Security. On the way over we think of reasons he would be in there:
Attacked by fan girls/boys (Azula thought of that)
Attacked by angry Avatar fans (Me and Kohrox. thought of that)
Did something really stupid and got caught. (Everyone else)
We walk in to find that it's a lost and found spot-
Kohrox.: Oh no, don't tell me he-
Aang: (picks up missing cell phone with the word 'Moron' in it) Yep, he lost his cell phone.
Sokka: Noooooo! Now a firebending- evil guy is on the loose in a mall and we don't know where!!!!!!!!!
Toph: Um, Sokka? I can feel him nearby.
Sokka: How can you- Oh yeah… right.
Me: Where is he?
Toph: He just walked past a store with a lot of candy in it.
Kohrox.: Store with lots of candy… WILLY WONKA!
Me: WE-
Sokka, Zuko, Kohrox., Mai, Aang and Katara: DON'T SAY IT!!
Me: Fine. Let's just get him.
We walk to a hall of deserted people with a bikini store at the very middle-
Me: Ohhh… I just go a crazy idea! (whispers to Toph)
Toph: He-he… I'd be happy to help.
2 minutes later, Ozai is almost in front of the Bikini store-
Me: You guys holding Azula?
Everyone but Toph and Zuko: Yes!
Azula: I won't let you do this!
Zuko: Why am I blind folded?
Me: You'll find out! NOW TOPH!
Toph pushes forward with her hands and earth pushes Ozai into the Bikini store-
Ozai: AAAAAAHHH!!!! (Comes out wearing a light blue bikini with other flowery bikinis all over him) HOW DID YOU GET ME IN THIS???!!
Zuko: In what?
Me: OK Zuko, you can look! (takes off blind fold)
Zuko: (sees Ozai) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kohrox. and Me: That's for the season finale, Zuko.
Azula: When I get the chance, I'll kill you.
Kohrox.: Looking forward to it!
Ozai: Emo.
Kohrox.: I was kidding!
Ty- lee: Is everyone here?
Everyone: Yes!
Mai: Finally!
Me: OK! (pulls out phone) Greg? Pick us up. Now. The mall. Bye! (Hangs up) Lets get out of here. (Notices everyone but Zuko has a bag) EVERYONE BUT ZUKO; IN THE BATHROOM! NOW!
Aang: Which one?
Me: DON'T CARE! MEET NOW! (we run into the girl's room. All the girls already in there scream and run out)
Me: DID YOU ALL- sorry- Did you all get gifts for Zuko.
All but Kohrox.: Yes.
Me: Good! Bye Kohroxmysox! Thanks for all your help!
Kohrox.: Bye guys! (runs out of story)
Greg: (runs in even though he's a boy) Lets go guys! Zuko's in the car already!
Well, that's that and no harm done (unless you're Zuko. Then you're screwed).
Jet: Put. Me. Back. In. Now.
No. I. Won't. Why. Are. You. Talking. Like. That?
Jet: Because. I. Want. To.
Well. Stop. It. Because. It's. Annoying.
Jet: OK!
Next chapter will be Zuko's party! Finally! R & R!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
Edit: I'm not gonna bother editing the next two chapters soooo….sorry!