Jet: So, did I get in?! Huh? HUH?!
Geez, Jet, calm down. Yes you got in-
Jet: YES! I KNEW IT! YES! HERE I COME, AZULA!!!11
But I need to ask you something…
Jet (is about to jump into chapter): Can't it wait?
No. I need to know why all the 'I wanna be in the next chapter' reviews stopped coming in on the VERY DAY I caught you in the disclaimer room.
Jet: Uhhh… I gotta go! (jumps into chapter)
Oi. Chapter 18 is dedicated to ki kat coco bar for being my 140th reviewer, Danimister for being my 130th reviewer, Shelby for being my 120th reviewer and, for being my 110th reviewer, Zuko12322. Sorry for making you wait so long and happy reading!
We all walk into the house carrying bags-
Me (shouts out of door): Thanks, Greg! See yah! (slams door) We. Are. NEVER. Doing. That. Again.
Zuko: What's in the bags?
Me: Stuff.
Zuko: What kinda stuff?
Me: Thing- like stuff.
Zuko: Good Thing- like stuff or bad thing- like stuff?
Me (looks at wrist): Wow, gee, look at the time!
Ozai: You don't have a watch on.
Me (draws watch on wrist): Happy?
Ozai: Yes.
Me: Time to go to bed!
Zuko: How come they aren't going to bed?
Toph: Because it's time for bed for anybody who's a fire bending, 16 year old who has never kissed a girl.
Zuko continues to stand-
Toph: … more than once.
Zuko walks up stairs-
Sokka: Nice one, Toph.
Me: I'll say. I was this close to punching his lights out. (Presses fingers together as much as humanly possible)
Mai: Now what?
Me: You guys go wrap your presents and I'll keep an eye out for our guests.
All: GUESTS?!
Me: Didn't I mention that?
Katara: No.
Me: Sorry.
20 min later-
Katara: All done! Has any one come yet?
Me (sitting on a lawn chair on the front lawn): No.
Katara: By the way, Zuko's done sleeping and wants to come out of his room.
Me: What?! He can't come out now! Ty-Lee's still decorating! Go distract him! Now!
Katara: OK!! (runs of)
Aang: She was a little to quick to agree… (sees someone walking up to the house) Who's that?
Me (sees person) It's August13! Cool!
August: Sup? Are you Kimono?
Me: Yes. You came for Zuko's party, right?
August: Yep!
Me: You better have brought a present…
(August holds up box)
Aang: Why does it say 'It's a girl!' on it?
August: I ran out of 'happy birthday' wrapping paper.
Me: Give Aang the present and help Ty- Lee decorate.
August: Ok! (runs in and sees Ty-Lee)
Ty-Lee: (humming 'It's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se')
August: (starts humming not knowing Ty-lee's the one humming)
Ty-Lee: (turns around) Ahh! Who are you?
August: August13! I'm a Sukka shipper!
Ty-Lee: 'Sukka'?
August: Which reminds me- (pulls out sword from nowhere. Points at Ty-Lee) Sokka is for Suki's mouth ONLY!! NOT YOURS! OK?!
Ty-lee: (nods head repeatedly)
August: Good! (throws sword out window)
Me: (shows up at window with sword in back of head) Who through that?!
Ty-Lee: (points to me) Hee-hee! You look funny!
August:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aang: She doesn't look THAT funny…
August: S-s-sorry… hee-hee!
Me: Ok…. Alright! (calls into other room) Is anyone else done wrapping? I need someone to bake a cake!
Mai: I'm done!
Me: Is anyone else done? (silence) Anyone? (all quiet) PLEASE?!
Ozai: I'll do it!
Aang: SOKKA! (runs)
Ozai: What could I do?
Ty-Lee: Entertain. (places August in front of Ozai and runs to decorate)
Ozai: Who are you?
August: August13.
Ozai: I'm-
August: Moron!
Ozai: Only Kimono can call me that!
August: To bad. Where's Zuko?
Ozai: Upstairs last I checked.
August: You checked on him? That means you're worried about him, which means you care about him, which means you regret giving him his scar, which means he can come home to the Fire Nation!
Ozai: It means all that?!
August: It does now! You care! (hugs)
Mai: What should I do?
Me: Uhh…
Door: Ding-Dong!
Me: I don't have a door bell!
Door: Oh, sorry. Knock- Knock!
Mai: I'll get it!
Mai opens the door and immediately gets bit in the shoulders-
Mai: AHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS THING??!!11
Horned Reaper 266: (appears behind thing biting Mai) Sorry! (takes out spray bottle) Down Bob! Down! (sprays Bob with water)
Bob: grrrrrr……
Horned.: This is Bob, he's a Zombie!
Mai: You must be proud…
Me: Did you bring something for Zuko?
Horned.: Yep! And I've got chips, too!
Me: Cool! That gives Mai somethin' to do! Put these in a bowl. (gives chips to her)
Mai: I don't see why Sokka has to bake the cake when I could…
Me: No! You can't! You'll kill us all!!!
Mai:….. Ok…. (goes to kitchen)
Aang: I'll take the present.
Horned.: Thanks. What can I do to help with the party?
Me: Well, you could-
August: Hi! Wanna annoy Moron with me?
Horned.: Sure! Here! (pushes Bob to me) Watch him for me! (runs)
Ty-Lee: I just finished with decorating! What should I do now?
Me: Watch this for me. (hand her Bob)
Bob: TYLOKKA!!!! (chews Ty-Lee's shoulders)
Me: (pulls on Bob) Hey! (whisper- "Nothing but the shoulders 'k?")
Bob: (nods) I'm a good Zombie! (bites Ty- Lee's shoulders again)
Sokka: (shouts from kitchen) Kimono!! I need you!
Me: What's up?
Sokka: You don't have every thing you need to bake a cake.
Me: Let me see… Sugar?
Sokka: More than enough.
Me: M&M's?
Sokka: Yes.
Me: Milk?
Sokka: Yes.
Me: I see no problem here.
Sokka: Go to the store and pick up the rest of the stuff!
Me: Ok! Ok! (walks to the door . Turns to Ty-Lee) By the way, I'm excepting another person. Just let them in when they come and don't let things get TO out of hand here, ok?
Ty-Lee: I'll try…
Me: Do, or do not. There is no try! (leaves)
5 minutes later-
Door: Knock-Knock!
Ty-Lee: Yes?
2 dark figures: Is this Zuko's sweet 16 party?
Ty-Lee: Yes! Come in
25 mins later-
Me: I'm back! Sokka! I got- (drops all bags and stares open mouthed at the scene in front of me)
Aang and Azula are tied to chairs facing each other while Horned Reaper 266 is trying desperately to untie Aang and at the same time is trying to keep Ozai from killing all the guests. Bob is chasing Ty-Lee and Sokka around the house while August13 is running after him yelling 'SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI! SUKI!'. Truethinker is pulling a very reveling dress on Mai with the words 'Zuko's future wife' on it in sparkles and is attempting to shove Azula in a dress that says 'Jet loves me' on it but having no luck since Azula is tied to a chair and is VERY angry and it doesn't help the Kohroxmysox is trying to put on a dress with the words 'The Avatar in my man!' on it and trying to stop Horned Reaper 266 form untying Aang. Jet is sitting on the floor watching it all happen laughing his ass off and no one knows he's there yet. Toph, Iroh and Mirani have locked themselves in the kitchen much to the disappointment of August apparently because every time she passes she stops shouting 'Suki' and yells 'TAANG!' once before running again.
Me: (walks out)
5 min later-
Me: (walks back in and sees)-
Ozai burning the ropes off Aang while Horned Reaper266 hold a knife at his neck. Jet has been discovered by Truethinker and is in the middle of getting tied to a chair by said Jetzula fangirl. Kohroxmysox is still trying to get the dress on Azula constantly kicking Ozai in the hip in an attempted to stop him from freeing Aang. Aang is laughing his ass off at the fact that the Fire Lord is helping him. Zuko and Katara are still no where to be seen. Bob is unconches a little to close to Sokka's boomerang. August is still chasing Sokka and Ty-Lee but now has the sword with her and is still screaming 'SUKI!'. Toph, Iroh and Mirani have put 2 more locks on the door. Mai is the corner wearing the 'Zuko's future wife' dress.
Me: (walks through the kitchen door and sees them drinking tea) Do you have anything stronger than tea?
Toph: (throws chocolate milk at me)
Me: Thanks. (chugs it) Any ideas how to fix this?
Mirani: An Atom bomb comes to mind…
Iroh: You're surprisingly calm about all this.
Me: My house is a wreck, Zuko's going to know about his party probably any second, the only saneish kind of people are in this room and the only thing to show for my efforts is presents. I'm as calm as anything!
Toph: …..OOOOKKKKKKKK…… Iroh and I will set things straight. You two stay here. (walks through door with Iroh)
Mirani: How do you people do that?!
Me: That's a secret!
Mirani: Right.. how do you think its going in there?
Me: Let me look… (sticks head out of door)
Scene to graphic to show
Me: Not to bad…
10 mins later-
Me: Look, it doesn't matter what you say. I'm NOT changing my screen name to 'Tukokid50!'.
Mirani: But they were MADE for each other! Why else would Toph be on the show?
Me: To teach Aang earthbending!
Mirani: Bumi could of…
Me: Bumi's locked up in Omashu!
Mirani: It's 'New Ozai' now.
Me: 'Omashu' is better.
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
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Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Mirani: New Ozai!
Me: Omashu!
Azula: (pops head in door) I named it 'New Ozai' at the end of the episode, remember?
Me: WHO EEF-ING NAMES A CITY AFTER MORON??!!!!111
Azula: I do!
Jet: (pops up next to her) She does!
Ty-Lee: (pops up next to Jet) Azula does!
Mai: (pops up next to Ty-Lee) I do! (all stare at her) I mean- Azula does!
Me: (points to Azula) I thought you were tied to a chair?
Azula: Iroh untied me.
Mirani: That was nice of him! Does that mean everyone's free?
Toph: (pops up next to Mai) Yep. And we've got the culprits. (tries to shove Truethinker and Kohroxmysox through the door)
True. and Kohrox.: Oww! We can't walk through like you guys can!
Toph: Woops. Sorry. (opens door and pulls them through)
Mai, Ty-Lee, Jet and Azula: (when Toph opened the door, their heads were still in the door. Now their heads are squished between the door and the wall behind it) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shut the door and pull them through-
Azula: Oh, my face…
Jet: Are you hurt at all, my sweet?
Kohrox.: (covers eyes) I'm not seeing this
Azula: Who ARE you?!
Jet: I'm-
Ok, Jet, time to go.
Jet: Awww…
Me: Come on, author, give the guy a brake!
No. It adds more drama if he doesn't tell her.
Me: This story is humor! Not drama!
I can make it drama. And I can make you kiss moron.
All in house but Zuko and Katara since they are still upstairs:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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OH, FOR THE LOVE OF- (stomps foot down so hard everyone's heads rattle)
Aang: (comes through door) Kimono, were you fighting with the author?
Me: No.
Yes you were.
Me: Well, she started it.
No I didn't.
Me: Yes you did! You tried to stop Jet from telling Azula who he is! Again.
I said it would add more drama if I- Wait a minute. Where are Jet and Azula?!
Me: I don't know. You're the author!
Oh yeah…..whelp, gotta go!
Me: JET! AZUUUUULA! Where ARE you??!!
Azula: (from between open door and wall) Here.
Me: What are you doing behind there?
Azula: Making out.
Kohrox.: Ha ha! That's funny! For a seconded I thought you said-
Door moves a little to reveal Jet with patches of red lipstick all over his face-
Kohrox.:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Me: OK…… (turns to Truethinker) Did you bring something for the party. Cuz it you didn't I'd have to kick you out.
True.: I brought APPLES!
Me: I wonder why.
Toph: (kicks Kohrox) What'd you bring?
Kohrox.: (picks head up) Cactus juice. (head drops)
Me: Then you both can stay! (turns to Mirani) You brought something for Zuko, right?
Mirani: Yep!
Ty-Lee: Now, let's get this house cleaned…
All: No.
Ty-Lee: …For Zuko!
All girls but Azula: OK!
Ty-Lee: (turns to boys and Azula) You can take it down later!
All boys and Azula: OK!
1 hour later-
Me: How're we doin'?
Sokka: Cakes' done!
Ty-Lee: Decorations are finished!
Aang: Presents are arranged!
Azula and Mai: Foods done!
Iroh and Toph: Drinks are made!
True. and Kohrox.: We're still Zuko free!
Me: Good! (puts foot on Ozai's chest who is tied up on the floor with an apple in his mouth) And you're keeping out of the way?
Ozai: (glares and nods at me)
Me: Grood! I mean good. And great. Great and good. Since you did nothing, will you be a dear and get Katara and Zuko for me?
Ozai: (now untied) Fine.
On the 2nd floor-
Ozai: (At Zuko and Katara's door) Oh Zuko! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway! (brakes open door to a scene where Zuko and Katara are inches from each other faces)
Ozai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Zuko and Katara: Uhhhh….?
Me: Seriously, you gotta teach me how to do that! By the way, you can come down now.
Katara: Awww…
-Silence-
Katara: I mean- OK!!
Me: (runs down stairs and turns off lights)
Katara comes down with Zuko and turns on the lights-
Everyone: Surprise!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!
-3 seconds of silence-
Zuko: It's not my birthday.
Ozai: Told you.
Me: You haven't had a birthday party in a while so why not celebrate now?
Zuko: You guys did this all for me? (is about to cry)
Me: STOP! This is HUMOR! Not DRAMA!
Zuko: Who made the cake?
Sokka: I did.
Zuko: I'm not eating it.
Ty-Lee: Yes you are! (drags Zuko to the cake table and puts him in a chair with balloons on it. Then places a party hat on his head) ((Imagine this scene. I dare you. Draw it even))
Aang: Make a wish and blow out the candles!
Zuko: (thinks for a minute and looks at Sokka)
Me: No wishing for people to die.
Zuko: Aww… (thinks again)
Me: Or severely injured.
Zuko: You take the fun out of every thing. (thinks again again. Blows out candles)
Iroh: What did you wish for?
Zuko: You'll find out.
Katara: (cuts a piece of cake) You have to have the first bite!
Kohrox: (whispers to me) This'll be good! My gift to him was cactus juice and I put some in the cake when Sokka wasn't looking!
Me: What?!
True.: (who was listening) What?!
Toph: (who hears gooder then my grammar) What?!
Noah: (who ran in through the wall and somehow heard Kohrox.) What?!
All stare-
Noah: I'm here for the party.
Me: Did you bring a present?
Noah: No.
Me: Go away.
Noah: Fine! (runs away)
Zuko: That was weird. (is about to eat cake)
Me: NO! STOP! (all stare at me) Uhhh…You should …Open your presents first! Yeah!
Zuko: Umm… ok…
Me: Who wants to go first?
No one comes up-
Me: Ok. (closes eyes and throws a dart randomly)
Sokka: OW!
Me: Sokka goes first!
Sokka: Oh fine! (throws box at Zuko)
Zuko unwraps the gift and there is silence for about 30 seconds. Then-
Zuko: It's me.
Sokka: Yeah! Can you believe they had Zuko costumes at the Halloween store?
Mirani: (sarcastic) At a Halloween store? Nah! I would never think to look there!
Sokka: (notices sarcasm) You people are too cruel.
Me: Next!
Mai: I'll go. (gives Zuko a small box)
Zuko unwraps it-
Zuko: A knife?
Mai: Super sharp! I knew you got one from your uncle, but you can always use more.
Zuko: Thanks Mai.
True.: (basks in glow of Maiko moment)
Me: Before I throw up, some one else wanna come up?
Katara: Me! (give Zuko a really small box) ((And you wondered why she was the first one done wrapping her present))
Zuko opens it, takes one look at it a turns bright red-
Toph: What'd she give you?
Zuko: Umm. A picture.
Sokka: Good! If she had given you anything weird I would of- Why are you blushing?
Zuko: No reason.
Sokka: Yes you are! Let me see the picture! NOW!
Zuko: No!
Sokka: I said GIVE IT TO ME! (tackles Zuko and finally gets the picture)
Sokka: AHHHHH!!!! (turns to Katara) YOU GAVE HIM THIS??!!! This is WAY to revealing!
Zuko: Chill, Sokka. I've got way more revealing pictures of her in my room.
Sokka: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
True. Mirani and Horned.: AHH! The implied Zutaraness! It BURNS!!!
Kohrox., August and Me: YEAH! The implied Zutaraness! It's HERE!!!
Aang: Can I go next?
Me: Sure! Sokka, give Zuko the picture back.
Sokka: (gives it back) Humph!
Zuko unwraps Aang's present-
Zuko: It's….you.
Aang: It's an action figure of me! Now you've caught the Avatar! HAHAHA!!!
Zuko: Uhhhh….thanks…..?
Ty- Lee: I'm next! (throws box at Zuko and it hits him in the head)
Zuko: OW! This is heavy! What'd you give me?! (opens it)
Ty-Lee: Weights!
Zuko: Why?
Ty-Lee: To keep you in shape!
Bob: (picks one up)
Horned.: How much do they weigh?
Ty-Lee: Well. Ones 5 pounds…
Bob: (throws the 5lbs. weight and goes to pick up other one)
Ty-Lee: …And the other in 175.
Bob: (picks it up then falls through floor)
Horned.: Bob! Are you ok!
Bob's hand comes up from the hole with his thumb up. Suddenly, his thumb brakes off ((Hey, he IS a zombie))-
Horned.: Not again.
Me: You're paying for that. So who's ne- (Noah crashes through wall)
Noah: I bought a gift this time! (holds out box)
Me: Really.
Noah: Yeah!
Me: Are you sure?
Noah: Yes!
Me: Truthfully?
Noah: You bet!!
Me: No you didn't.
Noah: That's right!!! (thinks for a second) Hey, what, no!
Me: No present, no party! (kicks him through roof)
Ozai: STOP THAT! You know who fixes the holes in this house!
Me: ...Me?
Ozai: No! I do!
Me: Name one time I had you fix a hole in this house
Flash back –
Ozai: I can never tell when you're sarcastic.
Me: Get over here. (Ozai walks over. I put on teary eyes) You see, I'm a weak and helpless little girl who can't fix these hole all by myself. But you're stronger, taller dumber-
Ozai: What was that last one?
Me: Taller. Can you fix these holes for little, small me?
Ozai: (puffs of chest) Of course! After all, I AM stronger! (starts to fix wall)
Me: Sucker.
Me: Ok. One time. Still, hop to it, Moron. (Ozai starts to fix ceiling) So who's next?
Azula: I guess I'll get it over with. (pulls a huge box out of nowhere)
Me: Where were you keeping that?
True.: (gasp) How DARE you question Azula!
Azula: Yeah! How could you?!
Me: It was just I question…
Zuko unwraps Azula's present and opens it-
Zuko: Ahh!
Me: What?
Zuko: (runs behind cake) It's that kid that keeps running through the walls!
Me: (looks in) Noah, what are you doing in their?
Noah: (with a cardboard mask on inside the huge box) There is no Noah. Only ZULE!
Me: How many times can I tell you NOT to watch Family Guy before you listen to me?! (pulls him out and throws him through roof hole Ozai was fixing)
Ozai: Damn it!
Me: (looks through box) Hey! There's nothing in here, Azula!
Azula: I know! What could be more fun than a huge box?
Zuko: (looks a little down hearted)
Aang: Cheer up, Zuko! At least she got you something!
Iroh: I'll go next! (gives Zuko a plant)
Zuko: A Bonsai Tree?
Mirani: Why a Bonsai Tree, Iroh?
Iroh: Oh, back on the ship-
Zuko: Uncle- No.
Iroh: - Zuko had a Bonsai Tree-
Zuko: Uncle-please!
Iroh: -He cared for it so much!-
Zuko: Stop talking!
Iroh: I believe he named it, too-
Zuko: No I didn't! Stop with the story!
Iroh: Yes! It was Prince-
Zuko: No!
Iroh: Cuddle-
Zuko: Stop it!
Iroh: Puff!
Zuko: I'm ruined. (sits in chair holding his head)
Iroh: Prince CuddlePuff!
Stunned Silence for about 5 minutes. Then-
Everyone: ARE YOU KIDDING ME????!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A half hour later-
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zuko: (has a pillow over his head) TOPH! YOU'RE NEXT!
Toph: O-ok. (snort) Prince CuddlePuff! HAHAHA! (gives him present. Everyone stops laughing)
Zuko unwraps Toph's present-
Zuko: What is it?
Toph: The guy at the register told me it was Diablo 2. I was going to get you Diablo 3 but it's not out yet.
Me: Yeah. We've been waiting and waiting for it but, no one's listening to us!
Toph: What?
Me: What?
Horned.: If that's all of you guy's presents then it's time for ours.
Ozai: What about me?!
Horned.: You got him something?
Ozai: Of course!
Horned.: I just assumed you didn't, sorry!
Me: Don't assume. It makes an ass out of u and me! HAHAHA! (everyone looks at me) It's a way to…… remember how to spell….. assume? Oh forget it! Give him your present, Ozai.
Everyone: GASP!
Me: What?
Ty-Lee: You just called him 'Ozai'!
Me: Yeah….And…?
Mai: You always call him 'Moron'.
Me: I'm gonna switch it up. Just to keep you guys guessing!
Ozai: I bet that by the end of today, you would have called me Moron.
Me: You're on! Now give him your present!
Ozai gives Zuko his present-
Zuko: Candy!! What kind is it?
Ozai: Red Hots...
Zuko eats one-
Ozai: …limited edition flaming hot version.
Zuko: (hold his throat) AHHHHHH!!! IT'S HOT! IT'S HOT!!! AHHH!!
Katara: Drink a lot of water!
Zuko runs to the sink-
Me: No! Eat bead! Lots of it!
Zuko runs to the beads box-
Aang: No! That's for spicy food!
Me: Oh yeah…
Zuko runs around in circles-
Sokka: Eat animal crackers!
Zuko runs to the pantry-
Toph: Gurgle water!
Zuko runs to the sink-
Mai: Go clean my room!
Zuko runs up stairs. Everyone stares at Mai-
Mai: I though as long as we have him running around doing stuff…
Zuko: (comes back down) IT DIDN'T WORK!! IT'S STIL HOOOOT!!
August.: Oh for the love of- (hits Zuko's back. The candy pops out)
Everyone: Ohhhh… that works.
Zuko Thanks….. Let me see your present.
August: Ok! (hands it to him)
Zuko: Why does it say 'It's a girl' on it?
August.: I ran out of 'Happy Birthday' wrapping paper.
Zuko unwraps it-
Zuko: Laughing gas?
August: You barely laugh, so I thought I'd help it along a bit!
Katara: I'll take that.
Azula: Keep it in your room.
Zuko: If you blast me with that, I'm throwing it out the window.
Iroh: Keep it in a SAFE in your room.
Mirani: Me next! (throws small box a Zuko)
Zuko: (opens it) socks.
Mirani: Yep!
Zuko: Blue socks.
Mirani: Yep-Yep!
Zuko: Blue socks with bunnies.
Mirani: Yep-Yep!!
Zuko: (pulls them on) Aren't they just comfy-cozy?!
All stare at him-
Zuko: Well they are…
Me: OOOOOOOKKKKKKKK…..
Horned.: Take this. (throws present at Zuko)
Zuko: (unwraps it) The season 2 finale DVD?
Horned.: Yes. You messed up here, and I need you to see how badly you betrayed Iroh! I wanna see regret it you eyes! Muahahahahaha!!!!
Ty-Lee: Sooo… you wanna watch it?
Everyone: Ok!
Me: (sets up movie)
Toph: You don't have any more siblings, do you Zuko?
Zuko: No, why?
Toph: I mean, no one mentioned Azula 'till the last episode of season 1. How do we know if you don't have some older brother of something?
Mirani: Zuko Alone.
Avatar crew: What?
Mirani: In the Zuko Alone episode, it shows Zuko and Azula when they were young. If Zuko and Azula had an older or younger sibling, Ursa or Ozai would have mentioned him or her. There is no hint that anyone was fighting in the war. Lu Ten was most likely the closest thing to an older brother Zuko or Azula ever had.
Stunned silence-
Ozai: (snort) What are you? A geek about this?
Mirani: Play the show.
1 hour later-
Me: Well, that sure was a great movie, huh guys?
Azula: Kimono, you didn't even play it yet! We've been staring at the black screen for an hour now, waiting for you to play it.
Zuko: Can I eat the cake now or what?
Me: No! Don't!
Jet: Why can't we eat? What else is there to do?
Me: Uhh…uhh…..! Oh! Truethinker and Kohroxmysox's gifts! You need to open them!
Zuko: Whatever. (takes present from Truethinker, opens it and stares open mouthed)
Zuko: It's….
Mai: It's…
Noah: (comes sneaking in and sees Turethinker's gift) It's……!
True.: A MAI doll!!!!!
Katara, Kohrox, Me and Ty-Lee: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! MAIKO!!!!!!!
Me: Ty-Lee, why are you screaming?
Ty-Lee: Because if it doesn't work out between me and Sokka, who do you think I'm going to?
Kohrox.: Zuko?
Ty-Lee: No way! Don't be silly! It's Mai!
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Somewhere on Mars, you can here a cricket-
Me: No Ty-LeexMai in my house.
Ty-Lee: Fine.
Zuko: Uh, if I can interrupted? I just need Kohroxmysox's present before I can eat the cake, so give it up.
Me: 1 sec. (kicks Noah through wall)
Ozai: Damn it!
Down the road at Greg's house-
Noah: (crashes through wall)
Greg: Punched you through the wall again, huh?
Noah: Nah, she kicked me this time.
Greg: Ah!
Back at the house-
Kohrox.: My presents in the cake.
Me: No!
Zuko: (looks at cake) What is it?
Ozai: What are you waiting for, Zuko?! Go get it! (shoves Zuko head first into cake)
Me: NOOOO!!
Toph, Kohrox, True. and Noah: YEAH!!!!
Me: Noah! HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE??!!!
Noah: I smash through the wall. It's not my house.
Me: I live here! What do you what, any way?
Noah: I just wanna give Zuko this. (pulls out present) And then I'll leave.
Me: (looks at Zuko who is eating his way through the cake) He's a little…..weird a the moment. I'll give it to him.
Noah: Thanks (runs through wall)
I look at the present that has the words 'this isn't a bomb the will kill Zuko and stop Zutara from happening' written on the front-
Me: (throws gift behind me as it explodes)
Zuko: (comes out of cake that is haft eaten) Kohroxmysox! There's nothing in ther- (eyes grow big and starts shaking)
August: Is anyone videotaping this?
Bob: (gives thumbs up while holding camera)
Zuko: (walks up to Ozai and puts one arm around his neck) Yah no, Ozai, if I ever woke up looking like you- I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
Katara: Why is he acting like this?
Me: There was cactus juice in the cake.
Katara: Oh no….!
Zuko looks over at Katara and goes all puppy dog eyed-
Zuko: (walks over to her) Katawa ((Katara)), if you could be any cower ((color)) of the wainbow ((rainbow)), what would you be?
Katara: Uhh…. I think blue. It's my favorite color!
Zuko: Weally ((really))? I would be wed((red))! That makes puwploe ((purple))! (runs to Azula) Azuwa ((Azula)), if you could be any cower of the wainbow, what would you- (Azula punches him in the face)
All of a sudden, Hollywoodland, Shelby, Erai and Lady Charity run through the wall and shield Zuko-
All 4 of them: Don't touch Zuko!
Azula: Who are you people?!
Hollywoodland and Shelby: We are some of the many people who didn't get picked to be in this chapter! We're here to protect Zuko!
Lady Charity and Erai: And to find the author so we can hurt everything but her hands and head! This chapter is taking to long to get out!
All run out of chapter-
Damimster, LightbenderHikari, Tearsfalldownmycheeks, Avatar Knux and Stardragon411 all run up with them-
Oh, hi guys! Um… listen, I know you're upset about the 18th chapter taking so long, but I can tell you, it's well worth the wait!
Damimster: Get'er! (all 10 run at me)
Avatar Knux: You haven't put out the new chapter in MONTHS! (kicks me in stomach)
Ohh…
Tearsfall.: We wanted to see if JET GOT PUT IN! (punches me in arm)
Gah!
Lightbender.: We wanted to see the 3 people you PICKED! (trips me)
Whoa!
Zuko12322:And above all, we wanted to-
StarDragon411: SEE HOW ZUZU"S PARTY WENT!!!!!111 (all jump at me)
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Back at the house-
Jet: That was weird……
Zuko: Who wants to play SPIN THE BOTTLE?!
All stare at him-
Zuko: Maybe pin the tail on Momo! (picks up knife Mai gave him and runs over to Sokka) GOT'CHA! (pokes Sokka's butt with it)
Sokka: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (runs after Zuko with his boomerang)
Zuko: Twinky toes! Tell Momo to stop chasing me!
Toph: It's Twinkle toes.
Aang: And only Toph can call me that!
Iroh: Since the cakes ruined, how about some tea?
All but Zuko and Sokka: Ok. (we all drink tea and watch the run around, inside and out, of the house)
2 hours later, Zuko comes back as the effects of the juice is wearing off-
Mai: Lets clean this place up.
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AFTERMATH OF THE PARTY
August13, Hornedreaper266, Mirani Truethinker and Kohroxmysox: Bye guys! Can't wait to read the chapter!!! (run out of story)
All but Sokka: BYE!
Me: Well moron, we gotta get you a new cell phone-
Ozai: AHA! You called me moron! I win!
Me: Crap.
Zuko and Katara go up to their room-
Katara: (is about to kiss Zuko) Wait! What if Sokka finds us?!
Zuko: He's not going anywhere. He's bungeed to a tree!
Sokka: (outside bungeed to the tree) ZUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jet, it's time to go, ow.
Jet: Ok, ok. But why?
Someone needs to, ow, make sure I don't get any more, ow, hurt than I already am.
Jet: Fine but one sec. (grabs Azula by the shoulders and kisses her) My name is JET! (goes with author)
Greg: (comes in through door)
Me: Don't tell me you're here for Zuko's party!
Greg: No!I'mhereforTy-Lee! Thatcakeonthetabletastessoooooogood!
Ty-Lee: You ate it, didn't you.
Greg: Yep!Youshouldhavesome,too! (shoves hand full in her mouth) LONG LIVE TY-GREE!!(Lowers voice)Oh and take Noah back will you, he had some cake too.
Noah: (Who is pretending to be a jet plane)Bbbbbbbbbbtththththththth!(Imitating a machine gun)
Me: ( Kicks Noah through ceiling) I never want to see you on cactus juice again!
Ozai: Oh no, not them!!!
Me: (Locks him in room with Ty-Lee and Greg) MUHAHAHAHAHA!! NOW WHO WINS??!!!! HAHAHAHA!
Ozai: NNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
I would love to thank all of you for, ow, hanging in with me! I am so sorry think took so long! Notice how, ow, nice I was and put in any one, ow, who wanted to be in it!
Jet: What about Kohrox. and Truethinker?
I wanted to thank, ow, Korox. for helping Kimono at the mall and Truethinker, ow, asked before I said anything. I was going to, ow, put Ursa in as a permanent character here but, ow, I wanted to focus on Zuko's sweet 16 birthday party. If any, ow, of you have ideas for a chapter I could introduce Ursa in, ow, please tell me! Oh, and uh, REVIEW!!!!!!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
P.S Next chapter will take awhile. I wanna work on my other story for a while.
P.P.S My brother forced me to put him in.
Translations-
Greg: No! I'm here for Ty-Lee! That cake on the table tastes soooooo good!
Greg: Yep! You should have some, too!