Jet: Zzzzzzzzzzz……
……for being my 150th reviewer and- Hey! Are you listening, Jet?!
Jet: Zzzz- huh? What? Yeah! I, yawn, heard yah.
Then what did I just say?
Jet: Uh, We're going to Hollywood land to get 150 reviewers?
No.
Jet: 150 reviewers are Hollywood land beings?
Last chance.
Jet: Hollywood is the land of 150 reviewers?
(hits him with his swords) No! No! No! Hollywoodland is the 150th reviewer of this story! I was thanking her!
Jet: That was my 4th guess.
Anyway, I was looking back at the 18th chapter and I saw that Jet forgot to say the disclaimer before he went into the chapter.
Jet: Oh, I forgot!
Yep! Your punishment is you have to say it 2 times! Once before the chapter, now, and once after the chapter!
Jet: Oh no, spare me.
Just say it.
Jet: She owns nothing in the Avatar world. All she owns is the ideas in this story. Happy?
Yes. By the way, 8,382 hits! Yeah!!!!! Happy reading!
Me: (walks into kitchen) Oh…Season 3's trailer was action packed…..I need a drink…
Azula: (only other person in kitchen) You're too young to drink.
Me: Then I'll just have a cookie. (walks to cookie jar. Azula sits in chair and reads something)
Me: (looks in cookie jar) What the- WHO TOOK MY COOKIES????!!!! (sees Azula is the only one in the room) You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Azula: Who me?
Me: Yes you!
Azula: Couldn't be!
Me: Then, who?
Azula runs outside to where Katara is reading-
Azula: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Katara: Who me?
Azula: Yes you!
Katara: Couldn't be!
Azula: Then, who?
Katara runs to the front door to Ty-Lee who is reading-
Katara: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Ty-Lee: Who me?
Katara: Yes you!
Ty-lee: Couldn't be!
Katara: Then, who?
Ty-lee runs to the living room where Aang in reading-
Ty-Lee: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Aang: Who me?
Ty-Lee: Yes you!
Aang: Couldn't be!
Ty-Lee: Then, who?
Aang runs to Sokka who is right in front the kitchen door reading-
Aang: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Sokka: Who me?
Aang: Yes you!
Sokka: Couldn't be!
Aang: Then, who?
Sokka runs to Ozai who is in his room reading-
Sokka: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Ozai: Who me?
Sokka: Yes you!
Ozai: Couldn't be!
Sokka: Then, who?
Ozai runs to the pantry where Mai is reading -
Ozai: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Mai: Who me?
Ozai: Yes you!
Mai: Couldn't be!
Ozai: Then, who?
Mai runs to the roof where Iroh is reading-
Mai: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Iroh: Who me?
Mai: Yes you!
Iroh: Couldn't be!
Mai: Then, who?
Iroh runs to Toph and Aang's room where Toph is reading a brail book-
Iroh: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Toph: Who me?
Iroh: Yes you!
Toph: Couldn't be!
Iroh: Then, who?
Toph runs down the hall way and accidentally runs into a walking and reading Zuko. Zuko falls on his back while Toph falls on her face-
Toph: (head still in ground points finger at him) Mu rul dr hokys um dr hoky mar!
Zuko: What?
Toph: (picks up head) You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Zuko: No I didn't.
Toph: Yes you!
Zuko: I said I didn't!
Toph: Then, who?
Zuko runs to the kitchen where I'm sitting in front of the cookie jar crying-
Zuko: I take it you didn't steal the cookies from the cookie jar.
Me: Wasn't me.
All run to the kitchen: Yes you!
Me: Shut up! Let's figure this out together.
Everyone: Ok.
Zuko: Let's figure out who could or would have done it.
Me: It could have been Azula cuz she was in the kitchen.
Azula: Why would I-
Katara: It couldn't have been me since I was outside.
Ty-Lee: I was at the front door so I wasn't near the kitchen.
Aang: I was in the living room.
Sokka: I was in the pantry-
Mai: No you weren't! I was!
Katara: It could have been Mai.
Mai: What?!
Katara: If you were in the pantry that means you were hungry!
Me: Hungry enough to eat my COOKIES!
Mai: But I didn't-
Me: You're on my list.
Ozai: I was in my room.
Iroh: I was on the roof. That's far from the kitchen!
Toph: I was in my room.
Zuko: And I don't like your cookies.
Me: (gasp) YOU DARE MOCK MY COOKIES??!!
Zuko: (cowers in fear) Wait- Sokka, where were you?
Sokka: I was in the pantry.
Mai: No you weren't! I was!
Katara: It could have been Mai.
Mai: What?!
Katara: If you were in the pantry that means you were hungry!
Me: Hungry enough to eat my COOKIES!
Mai: But I didn't-
Ty-Lee: Didn't this happen already?
Katara: Oh yeah. Sokka, where were you?
Sokka: Why should I tell you?
Aang: I found him outside the kitchen door.
Sokka: Gee, thanks, Aang.
Aang: No prob!
Me: So the list is Azula, Mai, Sokka and Ozai.
Ozai: Why me?!
Me: Well gee, let's think;
Katara: You hate Kimono.
Zuko: You're the most evil person in the house a part from Azula.
Me: You hate me
Ty-Lee: You would do anything to get revenge on Kimono for locking you in a room with that Gregory kid and me two times.
Aang: You hate Kimono.
Sokka: You would want to get revenge on her for playing that prank on you in the mall.
Iroh: And you hate Kimono.
Azula: But why would he steal the cookies from the cookie jar?
Mai: There are a lot of other ways he could get revenge.
Ozai: And I didn't do it!
Toph: He's not lying.
All but Ozai: What?!
Ozai: Thank you, Toph!
Aang: How do you know?
Me: How much is he paying you?! I'll double it!
Toph: You forget, I can tell when someone is lying by feeling their heart beat.
Katara: Oh yeah.
Aang: So Azula, what were you doing in the kitchen?
Azula: Reading.
Toph: Reading what?
Azula: '101 ways to screw in a light bulb.' But Katara was reading, too!
Zuko: What were you reading, Katara?
Katara: '101 ways to admit your feelings to a boy you shouldn't like.'
Me: (smiles at implied Zutaraness)
Ty-Lee: I was reading, too!
Toph: What were you reading?
Ty-Lee: '101 ways to tell a hyper active boy that you like a boy with a ponytail more than him.'
Iroh: That's oddly specific…
Aang: I was reading '101 ways to set up a blind girl with a ponytail guy so you can focus on another girl'.
Me: Where do you guys get these books?!
Everyone stares at Sokka, waiting to hear what book he was reading-
Sokka: (hides behind Ozai) 'O' comes before 'S' in the alphabet.
Ozai: I was reading-
Me: (gasp) You can read?!
Ozai: Shut up. I was reading '101 ways to kill a 12 year old'.
Azula: I was looking for that but I couldn't find it!
Mai: I was reading '101 ways to survive rooming with a psychotic 15 year old girl'.
Aang: Why would you need that book?
Azula: Yeah! You don't room with a psychotic 15 year old girl!
Iroh: Moving along. I was reading '101 ways to teach a teenager how to make tea'.
Zuko: Why would you need it?
Iroh: No reason!
Toph: I was reading-er-brailing '101 ways to get set up on a date with a boomerang guy'.
Me: Zuko, dare I ask what you were reading?
Zuko: '101 ways to catch a boy without making a water loving girl mad at you'.
Ty-Lee: Did it help?
Zuko: Not really. Ways 1 to 100 were 'JUST DON'T DO IT!!'
Katara: And the last one?
Zuko: 'Bribery'.
Katara: I think I like ways 1 to 100 better.
Iroh: Sokka, what were you reading?
Sokka: (quietly) '101 ways to steal cookies'.
All: AHA!
Sokka: But it wasn't me!
Me: Gimme my COOKIES!!! (runs after him)
Sokka: AHHHH! (runs around house)
Zuko: HOLD IT! (grabs Sokka's shirt collar)
Katara (holds me back from Sokka): Aang, help me!
After 3 minutes of similar cries, Katara, Aang, Mai, Azula, Ty-Lee and Ozai are holding me form Sokka-
Sokka: What is it, Zuko?
Zuko (picks something off Sokka's shirt): What's this?
Toph: (gasp) It's a cookie crumb!
Iroh: (take it and eats it) You're right, Toph, it IS a cookie crumb!
Toph: Really? I was just kidding.
Sokka: I didn't do it!
Katara: Sokka, all the evidence points to you.
Sokka: It doesn't mean anything that I was near the kitchen door! Or that I was reading a book on stealing cookies! Or that there are cookie crumbs on my shirt-
Ozai: You're just digging a deeper hole for yourself.
Me: GRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! (runs at Sokka who runs around outside with me still chasing him)
Aang: Alright, case closed. I'm going back to reading my book.
All but Katara: Me too.
Katara: Shouldn't we help Sokka?
Zuko: Are you nuts? I'm getting my wish!
A while later-
Ozai: (walks up to roof where Iroh is drinking tea) Kimono's still chasing Sokka so what do you think we should do for l- IT WAS YOU!!!
Iroh: (frozen in action of dipping a cookie in his tea) What?!
Ozai: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Iroh: Who me?
Ozai: I'm serious.
Iroh: Oh. So what makes you think it was me?!
Ozai: Oh I don't know! Maybe you're about to dip one in your TEA?!
Iroh: What this? This isn't Kimono's! I won it in a contest- found it in a cereal box- I'M MY EVIL TWIN!
Me: (pops up from chasing Sokka) You stole that line form El Tegre.
Ozai: How did you get here from the ground level so fast?
Me: Fan FICTION! (takes cookies from Iroh and leaves)
Iroh: Why didn't she get mad at me for taking the cookies?
Me: (pops up again) I never get mad while eating cookies. (finishes cookie) And since I'm in a good mood now, I'll give you time to run!
Iroh gets up and very slowly walks to the door leading to the roof and walks in. He then shuts it and me and Ozai hear the lock click-
Ozai: He locked me up here with YOU! (runs at door attempting to run through it but bangs into it) OW! Why can't I run through it like everyone else?!
Me: You're not special. Now; IROH!!!!! (runs through door to find Iroh)
Ozai: Wait! Don't leave! The door's still locked!
Noah: (runs through door knocking it down) Look! I got a hair cut!
Ozai: Well that's good. Last time I saw you, your hair was waaaaaaaaay too long.
Noah: Oh MY hair was too long.
Ozai: Well, you freed me so is there anything I can do for you?
Noah: Yeah! My hair looks exactly like Aang's hair in Season 3 so can you get a blue maker and draw an arrow?
Ozai: Why do you wanna look like the Avatar?
Noah: I want to be Aang for Halloween!
Ozai: It's August! Halloween isn't for another 2 months!
Noah: So?
Ozai: HAS EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE GONE CRAZY??!! (pushes past Noah to the stairs. Ozai falls through the stairs and hits the ground level) ((They where on the roof mind you…))
Noah: ………I wish I could do that…..
Later that day, everyone is eating lunch but me-
Katara: Kimono, have some lunch.
Me: No! I found my cookies and I intend to eat them.
Toph: If you eat all of them, you're going to get a stomach ache. Now come eat lunch!
Me: I can't. And you should respect my addiction. I need help just not now. (eats cookies)
Bet you weren't expecting it to be Iroh!
Jet: She owns nothing but the ideas in the story.
You said that already.
Jet: You said I had to say it twice.
Oh yeah! Well, review everyone!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono And Jet
Hey! What'd you do?!
Jet: Well, I'm here too! Don't I get a sign off?
No!
Jet: Please?
No.
Jet: Pretty please?
No.
Jet: Pretty please with sugar on top and ice cream and chocolate and-
Alright! Fine!
We rule Hyrule,
Kimono and Jet but mostly Kimono