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Jet: YES!!!!!! FINALY!!!!! OH YEAH!!
What are you yelling about?
Jet: This is the last chapter! Now I can go home!
But you're dead.
Jet: Shut up.
Unfortunately my dear readers, Jet's right. This is the last chapter. If you recall in like, chapter 8 or 7, I said I was keeping them 'till season 3 started which has been awesome so far (with more to come!).Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to all my reviewers for helping me make such a funny story! And thank you swimgoddess96 for being my 160th reviewer! Originally, I had 22 chapters but, with timing and school and all, I got 20 instead. The same as the Avatar seasons episodes! And now, with out further a due and more crying; Jet, say the disclaimer for the last time…
Jet: Ok. The author of The Avatar Crew Comes to You does not own Avatar: The Last Airbender. The idea's in her story are hers.
Wow, that's specific.
Jet: Well it is the last one!
(hugs) You're so sweet! Have fun it the chapter! (pushes him in)
Jet: Really?! Yes! Azula, here I come!!!
By the way, readers, I think you should read all the chapters again to refresh your memory. You'll need it for this chapter!
Me: Ok guys, I found a way to send you back into the show. Is there any one you want to kiss, or hug or talk to or kill – coughMoroncough- before you go back to hating each other?
Toph: (walks up to Sokka and hugs) Mine.
Ty-Lee: (walks up to Sokka and hugs) Mine.
Jet: (falls in front of me, gets up, walks to Azula and hugs) Mine.
Iroh: (holds on to tea pot he has for some reason) Mine.
Mai: (walks up to Zuko and hugs) Mine.
Aang: (walks up to Katara and hugs) Mine.
((The author at this point has written so much non-Zutara shipping moments that she tried to kill her self but was saved by her friend who doesn't watch Avatar. He then makes her watch The Headband episode and she goes to kill herself again only to be reminded by readers that she has to finish the story first))
Zuko: (walks up to Aang and pushes him off Katara) No.
All glare at each other-
Me: Uh oh. (picks up conveniently placed phone and calls Greg) Help.
Greg: What do you need?
Me: I need you and Noah to come over and help with a shipping problem I'm having.
Greg: This isn't gonna take 'till 8:30 is it? Cuz I have this Avatar thing I wanna watch-
Me: I know! I'm gonna watch it too! Just get over here or there won't BE a season 3!
Greg and Noah appear right in front of me: We got here as fast as we could!
Greg: (sees Ty-Lee and hugs) MINE!
Noah: (walks to Ty-Lee and hugs) Mine.
Noah and Greg glare at each other and start to fight-
Me: Ohhhh great. I need a nap. You guys figure it out. (goes into room)
Later-
Iroh: (runs in) KIMONO!
Me: What?!
Toph: Zuko and Katara just came back from a date!
Me: No way!!
Toph: No, were lying to you. Yes they did!
Me: Oh man! I missed it!!
Noah: Not to worry! Greg said he'd let me have Ty-Lee if I video taped it! (hands me the tape)
Toph: He was lying to you when he said that. Couldn't yah tell?
Noah: He…-DAMNIT!
Sokka: I herd the words 'Katara' and 'Date' and 'Zuko' in the same sentence. What'd I miss?
Me: A great date, that's what!
Sokka: (grabs tape) I gotta see! (runs to T.V room)
Iroh, Toph and Me: NO! (run after him)
Sokka: (in living room) And now to set up the magical Zuko fire!
Toph: Magical what-what?
Sokka: Magical Zuko fire! It gives me popcorn!
Iroh: How did you get one?
Sokka: Zuko gave it to me!
Me: (picks up M.Z.F) I really love to tell you this Sokka, but this is just paper.
Sokka: (picks it up) You're right. I"VE BEEN BETRADE! (runs out to find Zuko)
Me: And now that he's gone, let's watch the date! (turns around and doesn't see the tape) Were is it?
Noah: Did I set it on fire and throw it off a cliff, laughing manically? I did that to something.
Ozai: I think Sokka tried to burn it with the magical Zuko fire.
Me: It's just paper!!
Ozai: Oh, then I think I burned it.
Mere seconds later-
Zuko and Katara: (walk in and see me killing Ozai)
Zuko: I'm perfectly fine with this.
Katara: What are you killing him over?!
Toph: Yeah!! Go Kimono! Kill him so Aang doesn't have to!
Iroh: Please don't go back to that!
Katara: What are you killing him over?!
Toph: Yeah!! Go Kimono! Kill him so Aang doesn't have to!
Iroh: (sudden British accent) Are we starting again?
Zuko: (pulls me off Ozai) I'm all for it, but why are you killing him?
Me: Do I need a reason?
Zuko: Good point. Continue. (I run at Ozai)
Ozai: (girly scream)AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Aang: (runs in) I herd Ozai scream. Someone get my camera!
Jet: I'll get it!
Aang: When did you- forget it. It's in my room!
Toph: Don't you mean our room?
Aang: Fine! Our room! Really my room.
Toph and Aang start to fight-
Me: Damn it.
Jet: I got the camera!
Me: (walks away form bleeding Ozai) Too slow!
Azula: (randomly appears) DID YOU JUST KILL MY DADDY???!!!
Mai: (appears randomly as well) Daddy?
Me: Wow I'm having déjà vu. Wow I'm having déjà vu. Wow I'm having déjà-
Sokka: (appears in a random way) Repetitiveness is a sign of stupidity. Repetitiveness is a sign of stupidity. Repetitiveness is a sign of-
Zuko: (throw empty box from Azula at him) SHUT UP!
Me: Whoa, déjà vu!
Iroh: (pokes Ozai) Mike and Bryon will be very unhappy with you.
Me: Why do you care?
Iroh: I'll NEVER tell!!
Me: You better! Or ELSE!
Iroh: Or ELSE what?
Me: (grabs tea pot and drinks)
Iroh: HEY! That's MY tea!
Me: AND IT IS DELICIOUS!
Iroh: All right! I'll tell you…do you know the muffin man?
Ozai: (suddenly O.K) The Muffin Man?!
Iroh: The Muffin Man!
Sokka: I know the Muffin Man… who lives on-
Me: STOP! Forget it! Can I PLEASE get you guys home now?!
Zuko: But we ARE home.
Katara: That was fast.
Mai: She means back to our world, hottie.
Zuko: What'd you call me?
Jet: She called you Hottie, hottie.
Katara: What'd you call him?
Jet: Nothing. Where's Azula?
Azula: Here!
Jet: YES! Let the making-out begin! (he and Azula start doing the obvious)
Cell phone: BEEP! YOU HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE FROM KOHROXMYSOX!
Me: (opens phone)
[Text Reads- Aangzula or else.
Me: Azula? Jet?
Jet and Azula: What? We're busy!
Me: Well yeah but- (grabs Azula and ties her to Aang)
Cell phone: BEEP! YOU HAVE A TEXT MASSAGE FROM TRUETHINKER!
Me: (opens phone again)
[Text Reads Jetzula or else.
Me: (unties Azula) Forget it.
Jet: Great! (he and Azula make-out)
Ozai: (shuts eyes) Azula always lies. Azula always lies. Azula al-
Zuko: That's MY line!
Sokka: (walks out of my room) Hey! What are these? (holds file marked 'Season 3')
Me: AH! Don't go in my room!
Sokka: Why?
Me: There's MONSTERS in there!
Ozai: M-M-Monsters?!
Me: (holds flash light under chin and speaks in a spooky voice) Yes… and do you know what they look like, Moron?
Ozai: W-What?!
Me: They look like… THIS! (shows him picture of Iroh in the hot Springs)
Ozai: (girly scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mai: (looking through Season 3 file) Hey, what's wrong with Ozai's picture?
Ozai: (girly scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me: That's when they show his face for the first time! What's do you mean 'What's wrong'?
Ozai: (girly scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mai: This doesn't look anything like him.
Ozai: (girly scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Zuko: Would you shut up, Ozai? Kimono was just kidding.
Ozai: But-
Zuko: No, Shut up!
Ozai: But-
Zuko SHUT UP!
(silence)
Ozai: But-
Zuko: WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP??!!
Ozai: Ok, ok! You don't have to yell. (grabs picture me and Mai are looking at) Hey! My acting double looks pretty good!
Aang: Don't you mean stunt double?
Ozai: No. But this is bad! Now I'll have to look more like him! I'll have to shave my mustache and nose hair and take out my prettyful braid!
Jet: (gasp) And do something about you're unibrow!
Sokka: (looks at season 3 pictures) Katara, I can't believe you lose your hair loppies! And I can't believe Aang loses his arrow!
Aang: I didn't lose-
Katara: What Aang's trying to say is that since I lose my hair loppies and he lost his arrow, you should lose- (takes Sokka's boomerang) THIS! (throws it)
Sokka: NOO!!!
In my room which no one can seem to stay out of-
Zuko: Cool! A Fire Nation helmet! (puts it on) Just like the one I had at the South Pole until Sokka-
2 mins later-
Sokka: (to Jet) So, what's you're opinion on fire flakes?
Zuko: (comes from my room with Sokka's boomerang in his helmet) Ow. Who through that?!
Katara: (points at Sokka)
Sokka: Would you really believe Katara?!
Zuko: Why not? She's never lied.
Aang: Except for that time with the scroll.
Me: Yes, well…that was necessary.
Iroh: Necessary for what?
Me: Zutara of course!
Toph: Oh no, here she goes-
Me: Zutara; the Zuko and Katara shipping of which has my full loyalty. My heart shall never-
Zuko: (holding boomerang) Are you done? I what revenge, here!
Me: Do what you want. (continues rant)
Zuko: I'll teach you to throw stuff at me!! (is about to throw boomerang at Sokka)
Ozai: (heroically) WAIT! (takes boomerang) I've always wanted to throw one of these!
Sokka: Yeah, like you could hit me, Fire Lord wanna-be!
Ozai: (flames up) FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A FIRE LORD WANNA-BE!!!
Me: (stops ranting for a total of 5 seconds) Whoa, déjà vu! (back to rank)
Ozai then chases Sokka around outside-
Mai: Now I'm bored.
Toph: Coulda seen THAT one coming.
Aang: HAHA! Good one, Toph!
Toph: I wasn't trying to be funny!
Aang: But you were! (laughs non-stop)
Azula: ….what's wrong with him….?
Katara: I'm still trying to figure that out.
Aang: We need SOME comedy! This IS a humor story after all!
Zuko: Why is it up to you to make the story funny?
Aang: Kimono's on a rant and Ozai is chasing Sokka. We just lost 3 of our most funny characters!
Katara: I can be funny!
All: No you can't.
Jet: What about that Greg kid?
Noah: That's right! It was Greg I pushed off the cliff! (all glare at him) Gotta go! (runs away)
Iroh: We could use a time card!
Ty-Lee: Yeah! That'd work! (pulls out time-card from nowhere and-
10 minutes later-
Ty-Lee: And a placement card!-
Everyone's reading their books from the 19th chapter-
Me: Wow, is my rant over already! It's almost as if someone used a time card!
Toph: Yeah, imagine that!
Me: (turns around) And a placement card!
Aang: You're so funny, Kimono!
Me: Speaking of stupid people with too much hair, where's Ozai?
Zuko: Who cares where he is? He's a moron, a terrible dad-
Noah: (crashes through wall ((you think I'd learn to see it coming)): SOMEONE was neglected!!!
Zuko: -and no one likes him.
Meanwhile, all of us back away from Zuko-
Zuko …he's right behind me, isn't he?
Ozai: Yep.
Zuko: Crap. (runs away)
Ozai: (chases)
Me: Isn't it about time you left, Noah?
Noah: Not without Ty-Lee! (runs at Ty-Lee)
Greg (out of nowhere): Noooo!!! (crashes into Noah) SHE'S MINE!!
Noah: No, she's mine!
Ty-Lee: Can I say something?
Noah + Greg: NO!
Meanwhile-
Zuko: (runs into Aang by accident) Oh, sorry, Aang.
Aang: That's O.K, very distant cousin!
Zuko: Huh?!
Iroh: (out of nowhere) Technically, Aang would be you great-grandfather!
Ozai: (Luke Skywalker voice from 'The Empire Strikes Back') THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! (faints)
Zuko: Let's just keep it at very distant cousin.
Katara: AHA! I caught you, Zuko! After Azula, I said no more surprise relatives! (chases him with water gun)
Zuko: AH! (runs)
Meanwhile-
Greg: Ok, Noah, I'll make you a deal; You can take 3 of Ty-Lee's sisters and I'll take the rest AND Ty-Lee.
Noah: No, no, no, no, no. YOU take ALL the sisters and I get Ty-Lee! That more fair!
Both glare and start to fight-
Toph: Kimono, how do you plan to get us back home?
Me: Excellent question, Toph! You see-(rants)
Toph: Now that that's out of the way, who want's to help Ty-Lee with her boy problem?
Aang, Azula, Jet and Toph: (raise hands)
Azula: (raises Sokka and Mai's hand)
Mai: Oh all right. (walks up to Noah and Greg) You two look really gay wrestling on the floor like that.
Greg and Noah: (look at each other) AHH! (spring apart)
Me: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jet: Nice form, Mai.
Zuko and Katara run past-
Sokka: KATARA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! (grabs water gun and takes out boomerang) This is how you do it! (runs at Zuko)
Zuko: NOT AGAIN! (starts to run)
Ozai: (grabs him)
Iroh: (grabs Sokka)
Both: STOP FIGHTING!!
Iroh: The only way to solve a problem is not by fighting, but by talking it out with each other.
All: You're right Iroh!
Iroh: And if you believe that, I have a city to sell you. (gives Zuko his swords) Go kill him.
Me: Alright, let me get you guys home before Mike and Bryon kill me for keeping you so long. (portal suddenly appears behind me)
All: (looks behind me) That wasn't there before.
Me: Azula, Mai, Ty-Lee, if you walk thru this, you should be back home in season 3.
Azula: Are you sure?
Me: No. But first some word from the wise.
Jet: Some one else, you mean.
Me: (hits Jet) Ty-Lee, you can tell the viewers- I mean- your friends anything. (Ty-Lee walks thru)
Me: (turns to Azula) And you, my little lighting bender-
Azula: I'm older than you.
Me: - be nice to your brother. (Azula walks thru)
A/N- I'm getting lazy and really want to put this out so I'm sorry for putting 'thru' instead of 'through'.
Me: Mai, (really happy voice) If you don't let Katara have Zuko, I'll rip your arms off! Ok?
Mai: Ummm…
Me: Glad we understand each other! (pushes her into portal) Iroh, you're up.
Iroh: (hugs me) It's been really fun with you.
Me: Thanks for being the only sane one here!
Iroh: As a reward for that, do you think I could have some of that 'Iced Tea' you gave me in chapter 4?
Me: Get in the portal. (Iroh goes in)
Me: (turns to Ozai) Well, Moron, it's been fun.
Ozai: No it hasn't.
Me: You're right. BUT, it was fun to annoy you! (hugs)
And then the world exploded, reformed, fast forward 10,000,000,000 years to the present-
Ozai: Touch me again and you'll be fried chicken in the morning. (runs into portal)
Me: Zuko…
Zuko: I know, I know. (turns to who's left) Avatar; Jet; Ladies.
Sokka: What about me?!
Zuko: I said ladies.
Sokka: ARRRGG!! (runs at him)
Katara: No, Sokka! Don't hurt him!
Aang: You were the one chasing him half way around the house with a water gun.
Katara: Water doesn't hurt.
Jet: It does if it hits you in the eye.
Toph: Yeah, like you would know.
Jet: I would know!
Me: Let's get them before they kill each other.
Zuko: (in TV room) Damn, nowhere to run. (sees TV) Hmm… (jumps thru TV into season 3 Fire)
All: Whoa!
Me: Is that all it took?! I had this high powered thing already to go and he just jumps thru the TV well that's just great.
Toph and Sokka go thru-
Me: Hey wait! I had wise words for you!
Aang: Oh well, (takes bag) do you mind if I take this stuff? Appa would love these!
Me: No! My life supply of popcorn! You're taking it all!
Aang: Nonsense! I left you 2 bags! (goes thru)
Me: Damnit. (turns to Katara) LOVE ZUKO!!! (throws her into TV)
Jet: And now I can finally go home!!
Me: But, you're dead.
Jet: Shut up. (goes into TV)
Me: Well, I'm glad that's over! Now where'd those boys go?
Greg: Where is everyone?!
Noah: Where's Ty-Lee?!
Me: Gone, guys, to season 3 Fire!
Noah and Greg: (look at each other) NO!!!!!!!!! (dive into TV)
Me: NO! (reaches into TV and pulls out Noah)
Noah: DAMNIT!! Now Greg'll get Ty-Lee! WAAA!! (cries)
Me: 2 things. 1; how do you plan to love some one from another dimension? And 2; you're 11 yrs old. You're my brother. It's very disturbing.
Noah: Sucks for you! (throws himself at wall and makes a hole)
Me: Aww man! And no Moron around to fix it. (reaches into TV and pulls out Ozai)
Ozai: Hey!
Me: (points at wall) FIX! (Ozai fixes it and goes back to TV) And now to get Greg! (reaches into TV and pulls out Jet) Uh-Oh.
Jet: Noo! Azula!!
Me: Oh well! Greg's parents will never know the difference!
Meanwhile, Greg was captured and sent to the same cell as Iroh-
Greg: How about a tea party?
Iroh: I LOVE tea parties!
Greg: Can we invite Ty-Lee?!
Iroh: Sure!
Ty-Lee: (randomly appears) Didn't I hear about a tea party?!
Greg: Yeah! Ty-Lee is mine! (runs half way across the Fire Nation and punches Sokka) In your FACE, Sokka! (runs back to Ty-Lee)
I hope you all enjoyed it! I'm sooooooooo sorry for taking so long! High School is BUSY!
Jet: Why do I have to come back here?
Because I love you like that.
Jet: WHAT?!
What? By the way, if you think this is the last you've seen of me, think again! It may be over for Kimono but I'll be back! This story's not done!
Jet: Aw man!
Thank you to:
My Grandma for letting me have her old laptop.
My little brother for pre-reading most of my chapters.
My best friend, Gregory, for letting me use him in my story and giving me a lot of ideas.
Moron for taking all Kimono's verbal abuse.
My family for the inspiration.
Mike and Bryon for the kick ass show Avatar: The Last Airbender
The 10 characters for putting up with this for 11+ months
And I feel like I forgot someone.
Jet: (whispers in ear)
Oh Yeah!
Zuko, Katara, Toph, Aang, Ty-Lee, Sokka, Azula, Mai, Iroh, Ozai, Greg, Noah, Kimono, Jet and the author: THANK YOU, READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jet: R and R
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono