You've waited a while for this chapter, haven't you, readers?! Maybe I'll write it! BUT THEN AGAIN-
Jet: Just type the chapter already!!!
Fine, fine. This chapter is dedicated to my 180th reviewer; Anawey! I hope you're enjoying the story!
Jet: I think you owe some people an apology.
Why?
Jet: Thanksgiving was over a week ago and you're just NOW starting this chapter?!
Yes.
Jet: (sigh) She owns nothing but this story. Mike and Bryon own Avatar: The Last Airbender.
And they own the kick ass episode 'Day of Black Sun'! Which ROCKED!! If you haven't seen it, don't read this chapter. You won't get it.
Previously on The Avatar Crew Comes To You! -
Me: Iroh, Mai, do you a have a turkey for us?
Mai: Yup! (slam it on scale)
Iroh: Cooked and everything!
Me: (reads scale) It's cooked, it smells good, its 200 lb. (tears piece off and feeds to Sokka) It's not poisoned. I think I like it!
After we get home, everyone goes to prepare for dinner but me-
Azula: Wait a sec, why don't you work too?!
Me: Because I'm going on the computer!
Katara: That's not fair! You have to help in some way!
Me: I'm keeping out of the way, aren't I?
Ozai: I like this idea…
Me: And on the subject of dinner, hurry up will yah? I'm STARVING!
Later, in my room-
Ozai: (walks in) Kimono, time for the turkey dinner!
Me: I'm not hungry.
DUN-DU -DUN DUN- DUUUUUNNN!!!
Elsewhere-
Sokka: I've decided to permanently join the fire nation! (starts putting on fire nation armor)
Somewhere else-
Katara: Aang, I HATE you!
Aang: That's ok Katara! (pulls off bald wig) I'm not the Avatar! (points to head) See? No arrow!
Some elsewhere-
Azula: Zuko, it's an honor to be your sister! (hugs)
Zuko: I love you too.
In yet another place-
Ty-Lee: I'm gonna start being emo.
Mai: Super! I'm going to practice my cart wheels!!
Elsewhere and Somewhere location-
Iroh: No tea for me thanks.
Back with Ozai and Me-
Toph: I hate to break it to you Kimono but it's the apocalypse.
Me: That's nice, Toph.
Ozai: What's with you?
Me: I always thought of myself as a water bender or a fire bender.
Toph: So?
Me: So according to THIS! (holds up chart) I'm AIR!
Aang: Air bending is cool! You get to fly and umm…fly…
Ozai: That's nothing compared to Fire bending! You can bend lighting and heat things and-
Toph: Earth benders rock harder than both of those.
Me: Nice use of pun!
Toph: See? Earth benders are funny! And they can move any where they want!
Katara: They can't go across water! Water benders can! And they can freeze things and heal people and-
Zuko: Fire's still better!
Katara: Water!
Ozai and Zuko: Fire!
Toph: Earth!
Aang: Air!
Sokka: Boomerang!
Ty-Lee: That's not an element.
Sokka: Not yet it isn't!
Mai: And it never will be.
Sokka: Boomerang!
Mai: Knifes!
Ty-Lee: Pressure Points!
Azula: Lighting!
Iroh: Tea!
Me: I DON'T CARE IS IT TAKES ALL 9 OF THEM! JUST GET DINNER READY!
Ozai: I already told you. It's finished.
Me: Oh. Well then let's eat!
At the table-
Me: Before we eat, we have to say what we're all thankful for. Ozai; start.
Ozai: Why?!
Me: Because.
Ozai: Because why?
Me: Because because.
Ozai: Because because why?!
Me: Because-
Sokka: THE LONGER YOU ARGUE THE CLOSEING I AM TO EATTING THE TABLE!!!
Ozai: Humph. I'm thankful that… (thinks) that the Avatar didn't find me during the eclipse.
Me: Great. Aang?
Aang: Why do I have to go second?!
Sokka: (glares)
Aang: …Never mind. I'm thankful for….hmm…. what am I thankful for?
Greg: I'm thankful for TY-LEE!!! (hugs Ty-Lee)
Toph: How'd you get here?
Greg: Noah broke the wall for me!
Noah: As thanks, I WANT TY-LEE!! (tackles Greg)
Me: (snaps fingers)
Azula: (charges up lighting)
Greg + Noah: AHH! AZULA!! (run away)
Aang: (still thinking) What am I thankful for…letssss seeeee….
7 minutes later-
Aang: Hmm… (is still thinking)
Zuko: (looks at watch) Well, you managed to kill 7 minutes.
Aang: I got it! (all look at him) No, never mind…
Me: THIS-
Sokka: THIS IS TAKING TO LONG! I WANNA EAT NOW! (points at Toph) You're thankful for friends! (points at Azula) You're thankful for power! Mai's thankful for Maiko. (Jet: Great, the author just died.) Zuko's thankful for Katara! (Jet: No wait- she's ok.) Katara's thankful for water!
Katara: Actually, I'm thankful for-
Sokka: SHUT UP! Ty-Lee's thankful that she's different from her sisters! Iroh's thankful for tea! Aang's thankful for living after what happened at Ba-Sing-Se! I'm thankful that Suki's still alive! AND YOU! (points at me) You're thankful that no one's killed you for always being so annoying! EVERYONE EAT! (they dig in)
Me: I wanted to do that…
Later-
Me: (is crying in corner of my room)
Zuko: For plot purposes, I gotta ask; why are you crying?
Me: (sniff) You know why I smashed the T.V when you guys came back?
Zuko: It depends. Is it funny? Cuz if it's not, it doesn't belong in a humor story.
Me: I didn't want to spend Christmas alone! (cries)
Zuko: It's ok, Kimono. We're here now so- CHRISTMAS??!!
Me: Yeah, we still gotta celebrate Christmas. Didn't I mention that?
Ozai: (out of nowhere) You said we would celebrate the holidays with you! Isn't thanksgiving the holidays?!
Me: Holidays. Since you probably failed 1st grade, Moron, I should tell you, an 'S' means 'more than one'.
All: We have to stay longer?
Me: That's right!
All: …Crap…
You know how Noah's always running through walls? Well guess what happened last Saturday! He broke a wall. there's a huge hole. I think something there is ironic. But now I need to some how get Ozai to fix it.
Jet: Finally you finished the chapter A MONTH after thanksgiving! You started the week after! (to readers) You'll be lucky to get the Christmas chapter before Valentines day!
Are you finished?
Jet: Sure.
Good. By the way people, what was YOUR favorite chapter? VOTE NOW! Also, any ideas for the next chapter are welcome! And REVIREW!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
Oh! And if I don't get the next chapter out by Christmas;
Jet and Author: MERRY CHIRSTMAS + HAPPY NEW YEAR! From your friends at Raised By A Cup Of Coffee Inc ( --- from Home Star Runner website.)
PS- HAPPY NOW GREG??!! I got the chapter out!!