Jet: 2 months and 26 days since the last chapter.

Shut up. (clears throat) I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for making all of you wait sooooooooo-

Jet: They get it. You're sorry. Never do it again. She owns the same amount as 1,000,000,000 x 0. Nothing

Actually, the answer would be zero.

Jet: Whatever!

Previously on The Avatar Crew Comes to You! :

All: We have to stay longer?

Me: That's right!

All: …Crap…

Iroh: What do we need for Christmas?

Me: Well, a big tree would be nice, a shit load of wrapping paper for presents, mistletoe-

Ozai: NOT AGAIN!

Me: And I guess that's it.

Sokka: (sniff) No food…?

Me: I guess we could use some fo-

Sokka: (races toward portal) My Gran-Gran makes the BEST Stewed Sea Prunes!

Aang: NO!

Me: I was also thinking we could do Secret Santa.

Azula: Great! ... What's a Secret Santa?

Me: It goes like this; (hat appears from nowhere) I put all of our names in this hat and you pick a name! (Azula picks a name) You go get a gift for her and on Christmas, you give it to her!

Zuko: Or him.

Me: Yeah, sure…him or her.

Mai: When's the secret part come in?

Me: The other person's not supposed to know who got their name.

Azula: (looks at name) Aww man!

Iroh: (looks at name) Alright, then!

Mai: (looks at name) Eh, could be worse.

Zuko: (looks at name) Oh MAN! I didn't get- (Me and Iroh cover mouth)

Iroh and Me: SHHHH! Don't say it!

Aang: (looks at name) Ok! This should be fun!

Katara: (looks at name) Oh MAN! I didn't get- (me and Iroh cover mouth)

Me and Iroh: SHHH! Don't say it!

Sokka: (looks at name) Ohhhhhhhhh great.

Ty-lee: (looks at name) Yeah!

Ozai: (looks at name) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY ME!

Toph: (picks a name) What does it-

Me: Ok, people, TO THE MALL!

All: YEAH!

/Flash back to Zuko party chapters/

/Back to present/

Me: Ok, NOT to the mall!

All: Aww…

Mai: How are we supposed to buy our presents?

Toph: Guys? Who'd I get?

Me: Never fear! As I always say; HAVE A BACK UP PLAN!

Ty-Lee: You don't say that.

Azula: Ever.

Toph: You usually rant about Zutara. And by the way; Whose name did I pick?

Me: That doesn't mater! The point is I had a back up plan.

Zuko: You had back up plan?

Me: Yeah. You idiots and Moron keep making me forget it.

Ozai: I haven't said anything!

Me: Give me a minute to figure out what it is…

30 sec later-

Me: Skittle's taste good on pizza!

Iroh: Uh… what does that have to do with a back up plan?

Me: Nothing, why?

Sokka: Ok, this is stupid. Author!

What?

Sokka: What's the back up plan!

How am I supposed to know?

Jet: You're the one writing the story!

Oh yeah! Ok, um… what was the original plan?

Jet: Going to the mall.

To…?

Sokka: Get presents for out Secret Santa thing.

Ohhhhh Ok! I gotcha! Uhmmmmm…. Go toyard sale?

Toph: That could work! Who'd I pick?

Me: One problem; NO ONE LIVES AROUND HERE!

Try looking out the window.

All: Look! A yard sale across the street! (all run to it)

Me: (running after them) Have you guys forgotten the science behind this! NO ONE LIVES ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME! THERE'S BARLY A STREET TO LIVE ACROSS FROM!

At the yard sale-

Noah: Hi guys! HI TY-LEE! (hugs)

Ty-Lee: Uh, Hi!

Ozai: I don't recall you having house here.

Noah: You need a yard to have yard sale, right?

Zuko: Duh, Moron.

Me: Where'd you get the stuff to have a yard sale?

Noah: Your garage!

Me: I don't have a garage.

Noah: Oh. Then your neighbor will be pretty mad!

Me: I don't have any neighbors.

Noah: Oh… Then Greg's not gonna be happy.

Toph: I guess we could shop here; If I knew who I picked!

Me: Alright, we'll shop here. Next chapter.

Katara: Next what?

Me: Nothing- Noah, could'ya let go of Ty-lee!

I'm gonna be killed for this!

Jet: Yup.

Yes this is a two part thing. Yes the next one will be out quicker than this one. No I will not read any letters with death threats written on the front.

Jet: She's going on spring brake now so reviews will keep her sane. PLEASE SEND THEM! I need you guys to keep her sane!

FYI- the yard sale idea was my brother's. I did need help thinking of one. I love you guys for sticking with me!

I rule Hyrule,

Kimono