And now, after a long abcance, here's the next episode
And now, after a long absence, here's the next episode!!
Jet: I thought that this was a story?
Well, that's why I'm the author and not you!
Jet: Speaking of me, am I in this chapter?
Lemme check; (looks at script) Oh yeah, they really need you in THIS chapter. (pushes Jet in)
Jet: Yes!! 'Zula, here I come!!
(grabs shirt collar) Please don't make Azula your main focus. We need you to help with the shipping.
Jet: The who?
(kicks into chapter) Now that the trash is taken out, guess what I'm gonna say… you guessed it! I'm sorry for taking so long on this chapter. I had writers block, then finals and my bro got in a car accident so I was shaken of a few days (he's fine, but it scared the tea out of me). Here it is! The 26th chapter! It's dedicated to AvAtArRoXmYsOx for giving me my 210th review! Wait a sec… I feel like I forgot to do one more thing… hmmm. OH! I know! (pulls Jet from chapter) Disclaimer!
Jet: Damn, I though I could get away without doing it. (turns to readers) If she didn't own it the last 25 chapters, what make you think she owns Avatar now?!
Well, actually-
Jet: Don't even try it. I KNOW you don't own it.
Spoil sport. (Jet jumps back in chapter) Happy reading!!
Last time on The Avatar Crew Comes to You!-
Me: Ok! So where's the stuff you guys bought for the party?
All: We were supposed to get them?
Me: Oh dear spirits, not again.
Me: Ok, since I'm really lazy, I'm gonna make you guys do all the work. OK?
All: No.
Me: or else!
Sokka: Or else what?
Me: (licks finger) WET WILLY!!
Sokka: Nooo!! We'll do whatever you say!!
Me: That's more like it! Now here's my rant; Aang, go get veggies from the market. Sokka, get the meat. Toph, go with Sokka so he doesn't get too much.
Sokka: Yay meat!!
Me: Iroh, help me fire up the grill. Katara, go the store and buy a grill. Zuko, look around and see if you can find a book on BBQing. Azula and Ty-Lee, make a picnic table.
Azula: Why can we just buy one?
Me: WET WILLY!!
Azula: Ahh! No! We'll do it!!
Me: Good! Mai, make some cookies and Moron-
Sokka and Zuko: Wait- what?!
Me: What? I said- WHOA! (Zuko and Sokka drag me into the next room)
Ozai: What do I do?
Me: (shouts back) Fix the cup Zuko gave you last chapterrr….
In the next room-
Zuko: Do you realize what you've done?!
Me: What'd I do now?
Sokka: In chapter 14, Zuko party part 4: Mall1, we established that Mai. Can't. Cook.
Me: This is baking. It's different.
Explosion from kitchen-
Mai: That was supposed to happen!
Sokka and Zuko: (glare at me)
Me: Well, no one said you HAD to eat the cookies… (walks back into other room)
Ozai: I'm almost done fixing- (I step on half made cup) NOOOOO! I was so close!! (cries)
Azula: Crying is for little girls, babies and men who just had their ears ripped off.
Me: Then I'll rip his ears off and give him a real reason to cry! (grabs Ozai's ears)
Jet: AHHHHHHHHH!! (falls on top of me)
Azula: (gasp) Jetty!!
Jet: 'Zula! (run at each other a hug)
Me: Oww… You hurt, Jet.
Ozai: My ears are safe!
Jet: Can I help with the BBQ at all?
Me: Yeah! You can-
Iroh: Quick question; why are we having a barbeque Christmas party?
Me: Cuz where Zutarakid50 lives, its summer. And when it's summer, they have BBQ's.
Aang: (eyes Katara) Will there be any mistletoe like last year?
Me: Yep! That's what you're in charge of, Jet.
Jet: Eh?
Me: You're the Shipping shipper! You can make any one you want kiss who ever you want. Just get them to stand under the mistletoe. (gives him some)
Jet: Thanks, I guess…
Noah and Greg: What can we do?!
Me: First you have to tell me how you suddenly appeared here.
Noah: Because I'm so cool; I'm Freddie AND Jason!
Me: Great, but that didn't answer the question.
Greg: We'll worry about that later. What can we do to help you BBQ?
Me: Decorate the back yard. Everyone know their jobs?
All: Yep!
Me: Then hop to it! I'm gonna take a nap!
Toph: To the market!!
Azula: To the outside!
Ozai: To the glue cabinet!
At the market-
Sokka: Katara, what's good BBQ food?
Katara: Any kind of meat, really.
Sokka: Ok! (grabs entire meat section of market) I'm done!
Aang: AHH!! To…much…MEAT! Ahh!! (faints)
Katara: AANG!!
Toph: He's fine, sugar queen. And Sokka; it's my job to tell you that you have waaaay to much meat.
Sokka: How would you know? You can't see it.
Toph: Well, considering that the cart you're carrying all the meat in weights more than Appa, I'm gonna guess you have a bunch.
Sokka: Aww man. (puts back half the meat)
Aang: (suddenly walks up) Now to get veggies and fruits! (grabs entire fruit and vegetables section of market)
Sokka: Oh no! THAT'S more non-meat than I can handle!!
Katara: (sigh) Boys. (grabs entire grill section of market) I wonder which one Kimono needs…
Toph: Am I the only sane one here?!
In the kitchen-
Mai: Why do I have to make chocolate chip cookies? Chocolates too cheery…
Outside-
Azula: No! That piece goes here!
Ty-Lee: But it wouldn't fit there. It goes here!
Azula: Not according to the picture!
Greg: Are you two done yet? We wanna decorate the picnic table.
Azula: You can't order me around, I'm a princess! What makes you think you can do that?
Noah: Because I'm so cool; I'm alien AND predator!
Jet: Yeah no you're not. Loser.
Noah: HEY!
Greg: He's right.
Ty-Lee: Stop picking on him!
Noah: Ty-Lee's my rescuer!
Azula: By the way; that obsession of yours is really creepy.
Ty-Lee: I was just thinking th- HEY! Don't put that there! You'll screw up the whole thing!
Azula: Are you crazy?! It only fits here!
Jet: How do you two get along in the show…?
At the bookcase-
Zuko: How am I supposed to find a book about grilling with all these Mangas in the way?! (pulls some books out) What's Dragon Ball Z any way? What a stupid name!
Dragon ball Z book #12: Were we just insulted?!
DBZ book #14: Yes we were! GET HIM!! (All DBZ books fall on Zuko)
Zuko: AHHHHH!! (gets buried) Oh here's a BBQ book. (climbs out and walks away)
DBZ book #15: Blast he got away!
DBZ book #16: Don't worry; we'll get him next time, the Dragon Ball Z hater.
-Silence-
DBZ book #1: So how do we get back on the shelf?
With the owner of the house-
Me: One cup on tea on the wall; one cup of teaaaaa!! You take on down, pass it around, zero cups of tea on the waaaallll!! (sniff) No more tea…what a sad ending. Well, I started at 1,000 cups! That should be enough time for the idiots to finish!
Kimono walks to Ozai room-
Ozai: Zzzzzzzzz….
Me: Now a good person would respectfully wake up the fire lord by shaking him gently. (takes out giant hammer) I feel so sorry for those people! (smashes it on Ozai's crotch) ((I know all my guy readers just winced))
Ozai: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzz….. (no reaction)
Me: Well…that explains a lot… now what? Hmmm…
Ozai: Zzzzzzzzzzz…
Me: I got it! (takes out whip) Ha-HA! (cracks whip against Ozai's face)
Ozai: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Me: Yeah, I'll bet that hurt like a-
Ozai: (feels blood on face) My face! My flawless face! You'll pay for this Kimono!!
Me: Ok! How much? (opens wallet) Uh-oh, I'm empty. Why am I bro- Oh yeah… THAT.
Flash back to Mall part two-
Kohrox.: We could ride; THIS! (comes out of a nearby store riding a 6 person motorcycle)
Mai: How do you know how to drive one of these?
Kohrox.: Now, now, don't bother yourself with the details!
Katara: How did you pay for it?
Kohrox.: I have my ways! O! And here's your wallet back, Kimono.
Back to present-
Ozai: (suddenly fine) What'd you want?
Me: Did you fix the cup?
Ozai: Yep.
Me: Then we have to meet the other in the backyard. I hope their done.
Out side with everyone-
Katara: Wow. Um, nice job decorating, Greg and Noah…I think.
Sokka: I like it!
Toph: You're lying, Katara. What's it look like?
Aang: Well, it kinda…
Zuko: Sorta…
Mai: Is themed-
Noah and Greg: For TY-LEE!!
Iroh: Why did you theme Christmas party decorations about Ty-Lee?
Noah: Because I'm so cool; I'm peanut butter AND jelly!
Jet: No; You're NOT!!
Toph: And stop saying stupid stuff like that! It's annoying.
Noah: Fine…
Me: And PLEASE, for the love of Zutarakid50, redecorate it with Christmas colors!
Greg: But, Kimono, red and green are the colors of Christmas.
Me: Yeah? So?
Greg: So they're also the sometimes shipping colors for… (side glance at Jet and Zuko)
Jet and Zuko: What?
Me: I don't care! Just do it! Besides, it's also some times used for… (side glance at Toph and Zuko)
Toph and Zuko: What?!
Me: Forget about it.
Ozai: Forget about what?
All: (sigh)
Greg and Noah: Fine, we'll do it! (run around back yard super fast) DONE!
All: Whoa!
Picture this- Big pine tree in the middle, decorated with lights, ornaments and a star on top. Lights and holly strung around the perimeter of the back yard. Red streamers in the trees. Picnic tables in front of the big tree with green table cloth and Poinsettias.
Mai: Well that's….much better.
Iroh: That's beautiful!!
Katara: It's missing something…
Aang: SNOW! (uses air and water bending to make it snow)
Katara: Wow! Thanks Aang! (kisses him on the cheek)
Me: Ew. But it could be worse… Well, we'll party next chapter!!
Which means you have to come back, Jet. ( picks Jet out of chapter)
Jet: Fine.
Welcome to the author's note! Let me say some things. That line Azula said in the beginning after Ozai started crying is from the 'Star Wars' take off "Thumb Wars". I was trying to think of what to say there and that popped up. Also those line "I'm so cool I'm"…
Freddie AND Jason- these two are horror movies characters
Alien AND Predator- from the movie "Alien vs. Predator"
Peanut butter And Jelly- What I eat from lunch
Jet: Those were annoying.
Noah made me put them in! Anyway, you can still be in the next chapter with the Christmas party! Just give me the info from chapter 16. And to know more about my brother's accident (since some of you don't care and I don't want to bore you) Just ask in a review.
Jet: School's out so expect chappies!
Read and Review!!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
P.S- This is a spoiler free zone. Meaning do NOT mention anything about the episodes after DOBS (311) I'm one of the few people waiting for July 14th for new Avatar.