Alright, readers
Alright, readers! You ready for the last chapter?!
Jet: Finally! It's the last time I've gotta hear your annoying voice.
Do you hate me that much? (sniff)
Jet: Yes.
Oh, ok. Actually-
Jet: DAMN IT! I knew there was something else!
Yeah, so, this isn't REALLY the last chapter, but it's gonna kind of be.
Jet: …What?
Figures you don't get it, Jet. But what I mean is that after this chapter, I'm gonna put this story on hold for a while so I can work on other stories I wanna get out.
Jet: Does that mean I have to stay here?!
Umm...yeah.
Jet: NOOOO!!
Ha-ha!! So, anyway, let's get started on the last chapter! Jetty, say the disclaimer!
Jet: Only 'Zula can call me Jetty!
Fine, just say the thing.
Jet: Zutarakid50 does not own Avatar because it would be weird if a 14 year old girl owned something that big.
Weird; yes. Zutara filled; maybe.
Jet: So who's this stupid chapter dedicated to?
Oh yeah! The 27th chapter is dedicated to my 220th reviewer, Dragon ball Z manga!
Jet: So…a book?
Actually, it was my friend, Greg, sending an anonymous review. Thanks, man!
Jet: Whatever, am I in the chapter?!
Yeah. (kicks him in) They need you for shipping. So, readers; Happy reading!
Previously on The Avatar Crew Comes To You!-
Katara: It's missing something…
Aang: SNOW! (uses air and water bending to make it snow)
Katara: Wow! Thanks Aang! (kisses him on the cheek)
Me: Ew. But it could be worse… Well, we'll party next chapter!!
Me: And now it's the next chapter!
Mai: Huh?
Me: Um, nothing. Iroh, fire up the grill! Let's got cookin'!!
Sokka and Aang: Yeah! (take out meat and veggies they bought at market as Iroh fires up grill)
Azula: (stares up a pile of food) Don't you think it's a bit much?
Sokka: We would have had more if somebody didn't force us to put back half of everything!
Toph: It was my job!
Ty-Lee: Whatever, let's just cook it all!
All: Yeah!! (turn to me) How?
Me: I don't know! It was Zuko's job to find a book on it.
Zuko: And I did! (takes out book)
Me: What's the first step?
Zuko: '#1; soak the meat in a liquid for a long time'
Katara: What kind of liquid?
Iroh: Let's use TEA! (pours lots of tea over meat and veggies)
All: No!
Zuko: We have to use spices!
Iroh: Aww…
Zuko: (reads more) And BBQ sauce.
Aang: I'll get it! (runs in, grabs sauce and pours it on food)
Me: What next?
Zuko: We have to wait a long time.
5 mins later-
Toph: Long enough! (throws stuff on grill)
Ozai: I'm surprised it all fits on there.
Me: I'm surprised you haven't realized yet that anything is possible in a fanfiction.
Azula: Now what do we do, Zuzu?
Zuko: Wait for it to cook.
Azula: Can't we just set it on fire?
All: NO!
Katara: Hey, Jet?
Jet: What?
Katara: What did you do with the mistletoe?
Jet: Look up and see!
Katara: (looks up at mistletoe) Oh. (looks beside her and sees Zuko) I get to kiss Zuko?!
Zuko: Wait, what?!
Aang: No!! Katara, don't!
Sokka: If you touch my baby sister-
Ozai: Don't kiss her! Not after what happened last time!
Mai: I wanna kiss Zuko!
Me: I'm sensing a lot of negative Zutara energy over here.
Jet: Just kiss.
Zuko and Katara kiss-
Mai, Ozai, Aang and Sokka: (Faint)
Me: Zutara! (hugs Jet) Thank you!!
Azula: Hands OFF my boyfriend!
Ozai: Oh no! It's bad enough that my son has kissed a water bender but there is NO WAY I'm letting you fall for the earth kingdom brat!
Jet: Who are you calling a brat, fire breath?!
Iroh: Is that really the best you can come out with, Jet? And no fighting on Christmas, you two!
Me: It's actually July-
Iroh: I'm trying to help you; keep your mouth shut.
Me: Got it. (looks at table) Who put all these rocks here?
Mai: Those aren't rocks, they're-
Toph: Did you say rocks?! (runs over to play with them)
Mai: They're cookies!
Toph: (drops them) No wonder I could play with them…
Me: (picks up cookies) These are food? (throws one at Sokka)
Sokka: OW! (picks it up) Why did you throw a rock at me?!
Me: Eat it!
Sokka: Ok. (tries to eat it) Yuck! They're horrible!
Ozai: (eats one)
Mai: Be careful, I think one of my knifes fell in the batter.
Ozai: OW!! My mouth! (pulls out knife)
Ty-Lee: (grabs it) Found it!
Greg: Do I get a knife?! (tries to eat cookie) Ow! (all his teeth fall out) I 'ame 'ou Mai.
Zuko: I almost forgot! (takes out BBQ book) 'Step #3; flip over meat and vegetables'
All: (look up a mountain of food)
Aang: How?
Toph: Easy! (shakes earth under grill and flips over food)
Aang: Have I told you how great you are, Toph?
Jet: (clears throat and points to space above Toph and Aang's head)
Toph: What?
Aang: There's mistletoe over us…
Toph: What- (Aang kisses her)
Me: Wow, Taang. Cool!
Door bell rings-
Katara: Is someone at the door?
Me: Most likely! I invited some people over for the party!
Zuko: This isn't gonna be like MY party, is it?
Iroh: I hope not.
Me: Lemme see who it is! (goes to door and leaves everyone outside) Hi, Kohroxmysox! Thanks for coming why do you have a sword?
Kohrox.: It's to punish a certain someone for encouraging Jetzula in her house…
Me: (gulp)
A half hour later-
Katara: Where's Kimono?
Ozai: Who?
Katara: Kimono!
Ozai: (blank stare)
Mai: The yellow haired think that likes to hurt you.
Ozai: Oh! She when to answer the door.
Katara: She did that 30 minutes ago!
Ty-Lee: Actually, I just used a time card.
Kohrox.: She's fine.
All: YOU!!
Kohrox.: Relax! I'm just here to party and to tortureJet.
Jet: Oh, ok. Wait; WHAT?!
Kohrox.: COME HERE!! (runs after Jet with whip)
Jet: AAAAHH!!
Aang: (taps Kohrox. on shoulder) Where Kimono?
Kohrox.: In her room, tied to a chair. (runs after Jet)
In Kimono's room-
Mai: Kimono!! Your gotta- What are you doing?
Me: (face down on floor still tied to chair) Pelow, Fai. Muts shup?
Mai: (picks me up from floor) What?
Me: I said; Hello, Mai. What's up?
Mai: Oh, well- Kohroxmysox is trying to whip Jet!
Me: Why do you care?
Mai: If he gets hurt, Azula won't stop crying about it.
Me: Ok, fine. (tries to move) Little help?
At the door-
Ty-Lee Hyuuga: Hello? Anyone there? Helllloooo??
Ty-lee: (opens door) Hey! Who are-
Hyuuga: YOU'RE TY-LEE!!
Ty-Lee: Yes, I know. Who are you?
Hyuuga: I want you to be my master and teach me how to block chi.
Ty-Lee: That's great but who-
Hyuuga: I want to learn how to block Azula's chi!
Ty-Lee: I've always wanted to do that. Ok! I'll teach you!
Outside-
Katara: I just notice something.
Aang: (eating nuts) What?
Katara: Anyone that goes to answer the door never comes back. Kimono, Ty-Lee-
Sokka: You worry too much! (eats chicken leg)
Zuko: She's right, guys! We should look for them.
Jet: (runs by) Or you could help MEEEEEEE!!
Iroh: Helping Kimono and Ty-Lee sounds like more fun.
All: Yeah.
Kohrox.: You can't leave, Aang. You're going to get married to Azula, remember?
Aang: Huh?!
Toph, Katara, Iroh, Zuko and Ozai: Good luck, Aang. (run away)
Azula: (chasing after Kohrox. with lightning) Stop hurting Jet!!
Mai: Where's Ty-Lee?
Zuko: She went to answer the door.
Me: Who's here?
Ty-Lee: (yelling from house) No, Ty-Lee! You have to hit here!
Sokka: She's talking to herself.
Mai: I knew she would snap some day.
Me: I did invite someone named Ty-Lee Hyuuga. Was he at the door?
Ozai, Zuko, Katara, Mai, Iroh and Toph: Let's find out!! (run into house)
Aang: (tied to tree by Kohrox.) Hey, guys? Little help? Guys? GUYS?!
In the house-
Ty-lee: Much better, Ty-Lee!
Hyuuga: For the 100th time; call me HYUUGA!!
Sokka: So you're not talking to your self, Ty-Lee.
Ty-Lee: No I'm not. Yes you are. Am not! You can deny it, Ty-Lee. Yes I can!!
Ozai: I'm scared.
Me: Me too.
The world explodes.
Hey! What happened?!
Noah: The world blew up.
Why?!
Noah: I think it's because Ozai and Kimono agreed on something.
Wow, did I type that? My bad. Noah, get the glue.
Noah: Why?
So we can put the world back together and I can finish the chapter.
Noah: Fine.
1 hour later-
Apart from the fact that China is now smack in the middle of Africa and there's a band-aide on the Atlantic Ocean, I think the worlds back to normal!
Noah: Great. Now FINISH THE CHAPTER!! (jumps into chapter)
Back at the house-
Katara: Do you get the feeling that the earth just exploded?
Me: Nope. Hello, Ty-Lee Hyuuga! Thanks for coming and thanks for not trying to kill anyone. (glares through window at Kohrox. who is trying to tie up Azula while Jet is unconscious.)
Kohrox.: (shouts through window) What?
Iroh: Please tell me there aren't any more people coming, Kimono.
Me: Ok, no one else is coming!
Iroh: Great!
Toph: She's lying.
Door bell rings-
Iroh: I'll get it.
Anawey: IROH!! (jump on him)
Zuko: Get of him!! (tying to pull Anawey off Iroh)
Anawey: (Gasp) ZUKO!! (hugs and pulls over to Katara) Make-out!
Sokka: NOO!! (jumps between them)
Me: ANAWEY! (holds up cutout of Toph) Lookie what I gots!!
Anawey: Yay! Toph! (charges at Toph cut out and hugs)
Kohrox.: (walks in with Azula, Aang and Jet in chains behind her) Hey, guys! (looks at Anawey) Freak. (sits on Jet and ties Azula and Aang together)
Me: Well, now that you're all here, let me introduce you to the guests. (points to Kohrox.) You know her. (points to Ty-Lee Hyuuga) He's a Ty-Lokka shipper. (points to Anawey) And she's a Zutara shipper and writes really good stories about future Zutara.
Sokka: Gee. Couldn't tell.
Toph: Did you guys bring anything for the party?
Anawey: Sure did! Here! (gives Kimono bowl) Pumpkin flavored eggnog!
Iroh: Why didn't you bring tea?!
Anawey: People drink a lot of eggnog around Christmas so I thought it would be better than tea.
Iroh: (sniff) Nothings better than tea.
Anawey: But its pumpkin flavored!
Aang: Why pumpkin?
Anawey: 'Cause.
Me: What about you, Hyuuga?
Hyuuga: I brought-
Foamy guy: AAAAAHHHHH!! The AVATAR!! (jumps at tied up Aang and foams)
Kohrox.: Back, foamy, back!
Foamy: Awww…
Sokka: You brought THAT guy?
Kohrox.: I figured the party could use some entertainment.
Hyuuga: As I was saying, I brought- (notices Azula is tied up) MWAHAHAHA!! Your time has come, Azula!!
Azula: …Eh?
Hyuuga: Soon, with the chi blocking I've been learning from Ty-Lee, you will not be able to move!
Azula: (looks down at chains) I already can't.
Hyuuga: Untie Azula!
Kohrox.: No way! She needs to marry Aang!
Aang: When did I agree to that?!
Kohrox.: (hold axe to his throat) You WILL, right?
Aang: (gulp) Yeah…
Hyuuga: I challenge you to a dual! Winner gets Azula.
Kohrox.: Ok! (lays out weapons) What do you want me to use? I've got a sword, an axe, a whip, spit darts, bow and arrow-
Jet: Just how many weapons do you have?!
Kohrox.: You're AWAKE! (hits Jet on head with hammer, knocking him out)
Hyuuga: I meant in this! (holds up Nintendo Wii) In S.S.B.B!!
Katara: What does that stand for?
Sokka: Super Sized Bean Burrito?
Ty-Lee: Some Smile Because Bemused?
Toph: Semis Sisters Box Best?
Ozai: S…S… I will think of something…
Toph: He's lying.
Me: S.S.B.B stands for Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Kohrox.: You're on!
Anawey: I want in, too!
All: Me, too!
Half a million matches later-
Me: So about that Christmas party…
Aang: Oh yeah. Hey, Jet, any chance of me being under the mistletoe with… (points at Katara)
Jet: Look up.
Aang: (looks up then looks at Katara) Hey Katara! Guess what?!
Katara: Wha- (looks up) Oh.
Aang: I guess we have to, uh, kiss, huh?
Katara: Yeah… (they kiss)
Me, Kohrox., Anawey, Zuko and Toph: NOOOOO!! Not Kataang!
Mai, Ozai and Sokka: Yesssss!! Finally!