Happy Halloween everyone! If you dressed up for Halloween, tell me what you went as. I might go as it next year (wink) .This year; I went as a vampire!!!
Jet: All she needed was the black cloak-OW! (is hit with tube of fake blood)
I went as a vampire because of the manga I'm reading called 'Chibi Vampire' It's really funny so if you like teen vampires and funny stuff (which you should if you read this story) check it out! If you do read it; I'm only on vol. 7 so don't spoil it!!
Jet: This chapter is dedicated to 246th reviewer; Lina Bean. The 245th was zutarababe but the last chapter was hers so here you go Lina Bean!
I hope you guys enjoy this special Halloween chapter!!!! Happy reading! By the way; Ursa isn't here anymore. (cries in the corner)
Me: So what are you being for Halloween?
Zuko: What?
Me: So what are you being for Halloween?
Zuko: See, when I say 'What?' it doesn't mean 'repeat what you just said'.
Me: Oh. Well we're all dressing up for Halloween so I wanted to know that you were going as!
Zuko: Halloween's for little kids.
Iroh: (comes running in) Kimono! Have you seen the teapot handle for my costume?
Me: On the roof.
Iroh: Thanks! (runs off)
Silence-
Me: (singing softly) I'm a little tea pot; short and stout-
Zuko: Don't sing it! So you can get Uncle to go but not the rest of us teens!
Katara: Actually, I'm going as a witch.
Sokka: It's easy! All she needs is the hat!
Katara: (water whips him) If you make that joke one more time-
Aang: I'm going as an old man!
Toph: I'm gonna be a ghost.
Mai and Ty-Lee: We're going as Siamese twins!
Zuko and Azula: (in horror) Oh dear Agni…
Me: Creepy, huh? What are you again, Azula?
Azula: You told me to be a pumpkin.
Me: Oh yeah… you look great!
Azula: I'm going to kill you.
Zuko: What are you going as then, Kimono?
Me: Well, I was going to go as Ozai but I don't like wearing dress.
Ozai: I don't wear a dress!
Sokka: Then why is there a really obvious cut and paste picture of you wearing one nailed to the front door?
Azula: Oh wow, Sokka.
Me: So I decided to be Zuko!
Zuko: What?! How could you be me?!
Sokka: Easily. All she has to do is mope around the house and say "I'm going to join the Avatar so I can get a gold star from Katara and mommy!"
Zuko: I don't say that! (whispers to Katara) But can I have a gold star any way?
Katara: No!
Mai: I don't know if you idiots and Zuko noticed but Kimono went to change into her costume.
Ty-Lee: Now what'll we do for humor?
Toph: What do you mean?! Sokka's one of the funniest characters on the show!
Ozai: Yeah, but Kimono has her own special type of random.
Iroh: Someone say something funny!!
Silence-
Sokka: BOO!
All: Shut up, Sokka,
Me: I'm baaaaaccck! Miss me?
Aang: No, not (turns around and sees that Kimono looks exactly like Zuko) real…ly…
Me: What'd yah think?
Mai: You're hot!!
Me: I didn't need to hear that…
Toph: Can we go trick or treating now?
Me: Sure! (smiles brightly)
Katara: As soon as the image of Zuko smiling like that leaves my head.
Iroh: Speaking of Zuko; what are you gonna be for Halloween, nephew?
Zuko: Can't I just stay here and give out candy?
Ozai: Sure! I'm staying back, too!
Zuko: (step away from him) Soooo what should I go trick or treating as?
Azula: Why does daddy get to stay back and not me?!
Me: He's too scary for little children.
Aang: Won't they see him when he gives the candy to them?
Ozai: No, I'm just gonna throw the candy out the window at them.
Toph: Did you just agree with Kimono about your face?!
Me: OH YEAH! SCORE FOR ME!!! GO KIMONO! GO KIMONO! YA'LL ARE MAH WITNESSES! MORON DISSED HIMSELF!!! (does a little dance)
Sokka, Katara, Aang, Ozai, Mai, Ty-Lee and Azula: (twitch) Next time you do that; take off the Zuko costume first. (twitch)
Iroh: Actually, I've seen Zuko do that dance.
Zuko: Uncle! You promised you wouldn't tell!!
Ty-lee: What ARE you gonna be, Zuko?
Zuko: I donno.
Me: I KNOW! (drags him into room)
Ozai: Anyone wanna make any bets as to what she's gonna dress him up as?
Aang: Ninja.
Azula, Katara and Sokka: Yep.
Mai: Fire Lord.
Toph, Ozai and Iroh: Yeah.
Ty-lee: Puppy?
All: No.
Ozai: Losers have to do the winners chores?
All: Sure.
5 mins later-
Me: Ladies, Sokka and Iroh, I give you; UN-DEAD ZUKO!!!!
All: A WHAT?!
Zuko comes out with a black line of stitching going down his face-
Zuko: For the last time; I am NOT being un-dead for Halloween!
Me: It's your fault for not picking a costume in time, not mine.
Aang: Ok, guys, lettuce leaf!!!!!
Iroh: …what?
Aang: You know! Lettuce leaf, Let us leave.
All: ...
Aang: They sound the same?
All: …
Aang: Bumi said it in episode-
Me: Ok we get it! Let's just go trick or treating already!
And so they leaf-
Aang: So how do we trick or treat?
Me: Relax, it's not brain surgery!
Noah: Yeah, it's a step higher! (gets glared at) I'll be at Greg's. (runs away)
Me: You go door to door, say "Trick or treat!" they give you candy and you repeat the process.
Azula: That sounds easy enough! (walks up to nearby house) Trick or tre- Oh no way!!
Kohroxmysox and TrueThinker: (open the door) Hello! (Azula slams the door in their faces)
Me: There are some house you just shouldn't go to.
Azula: No kidding!
3 hours later-
Katara: It's getting dark. What time is it?
Me: Time to punch Moron in the face! (runs back to house)
Ozai: (throwing candy from window) Take THAT, stupid kid dressed as Zuko.
Kid: I'M MARTH!
Ozai: What's the difference?! They're both emo princes with messy hair that never stop whining!
Me: (taps him on shoulder) Oh Moron!
Ozai: What- (gets punched in the face) OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Me: Trick! (runs back to others)
Mai: Is it really time to punch Ozai in the face?
Me: It's always a good time to punch Moron! And it's 10:30.
Toph: How 'bout a few more houses and we call it a night?
All: OK.
Ty-Lee: (knocks on door) Trick or treat! (door opens)
Greg: Hey, Ty- OMG! Someone sowed you to Mai!
Mai: We're dressed up as Siamese twins, idiot.
Greg: Oh, so what's your new name then?
Sokka: Ty-Mai!
Iroh: No! Mai-Lee!
Zuko: It would be Ty-Li; can we just have the candy please?
Greg: Sure! Noah; get the candy! (Noah comes out)
Katara: What are you, Noah?
Noah: A stalker!
Ty-Lee: I knew that, but what are you for Halloween?
Noah: A stalker!
Zuko: Has Jet been giving you stalking lessons?
Noah: No! …Maybe.
Me: Whatever! (holds out candy bag) TREAT!
Noah: FINE! (throws candy at us)
Sokka: Ow! I got a rock!
Me: When you're done referencing Charlie Brown, can we go to the next house?
All: Yeah…
Toph: (knocks on next house) Trick or treat! (door opens)
Zhao: TRICK! (pulls rope that lifts Toph in a tree by her ankle)
Toph: HELP!
Zhao: Aw, nuts. I thought you were the Avatar…
Cabbage Man: Did you catch him?!
Zhao: No.
Cabbage Man: Aw, cabbages.
Iroh: Why are you trying to catch the Avatar?!
Zhao: Uh (points to him self) Fire Nation?
Cabbage Man: And he always hurts my cabbages!!
Cabbage: (from behind CM) Daddy, did you get the bad man?
CM: Not yet, sweet heart. Soon.
Cabbage: Ok! (runs off)
Me: I find this to be creepy and strange; let's bolt.
All: Yup! (run away)
Toph: Hey!
Aang: (runs to her) Sorry Toph! (they both run)
Down the block-
Zuko: You guys are horrible at picking houses so I get the next one. (knocks on door of nearest house) Trick or Treat!
Song: (opens door) Finally! Jin, it's Li!!!
Jin: (comes to door) Really?!
Zuko: Crap.
Katara: You girls better back off!
Mai: Yeah. He's mine!
Katara: No, mine.
Mai: Mine!
Jin: Mine!
Song: Mine!
Jet: Mine!
Zuko: Go away!
Jet: Fine! (runs back to disclaimer room)
Sokka: (whispers) Any chance you can toss one my way?
Zuko: You can have Jet.
Sokka: I mean a girl!
Me: Ty-Lee, Toph, Aang, Iroh; I don't sense any candy here.
Aang, Ty-Lee, Toph and Iroh: Yeah, let's go.
Ty-Lee: (tries to leave) Uh… Mai? Can we go?
Mai: No! Zuko's mine!
Zuko: Ohhhhh this is so annoying. (looks at Kimono) Hey you look like me; can you act like me?
Me: Do I love Zutara?
Zuko: Duh.
Me: I can be you! (walks up to girls as Zuko hides) Hey ladies; go away! I like Katara so leave me alone!
Katara: I knew it (kisses her)
Zuko: NOOOO!!!! (tackles Kimono) DON'T KISS MY GIRLFRIEND!
Mai, Jin and Song: Girlfriend?!
Me: Get off!
Zuko: No!
Me: Yes!
Zuko: No!
Me: Kiss me!
Zuko: N- WHAT?!
All: WHAT??!!
Me: Why does every one else get the fun?
Zhao: BWAHAHAHA I've caught you at last, Zuko!!! (grabs Kimono and runs)
All: Hey! (run after him)
Song: Well, what a crappy Halloween.
Jin: Yep. (both go back in house)
In Zhao and the Cabbage man's house-
Zhao: BWAHAHAHA! I've caught you at last, Zuko!
Me: You've already said that.
Zhao: Shut up!
CM: We're supposed to be catching the Avatar!
Zhao: He'll come looking for Zuko!
With the group-
All: YEAH! KIMONO'S GONE! NO MORE ABUSE!!
Back with Zhao and co.-
CM: Are you sure?
Zhao: Positive. Now; Zuko! I challenge you to an AGNI KAI!!
Me: I'm not a fire bender!
With the group-
Zuko: I just got this funny chill that Kimono's ruining my image. We have to get her from Zhao.
All: Really?
Zuko: Yes.
All: Aww…
At Zhao's place-
Me: (at the edge of an Agni Kai arena) How'd this get here?
Zhao: FIGHT! (blasts fire)
Me: AHHH!! (runs) I JUST WANTED CANDY!!!!!!!!!
Ozai: (runs in) GO AWAY ZHAO!!!!
Zhao: Fire Lord Ozai! Y-Yes, of course I'll leave. (runs out of story)
Me: No way did you just save me.
Ozai: Yeah, I did. Now you owe me; HA!
All: (run in) We're here to save Zuko's reputation!!!
Ozai: Too late! I saved Kimono.
Ty-lee: Really? How's she taking that?
Katara: She's pale as Toph!
Toph: Pale as me?! Why me?!
Iroh: You're a ghost.
Toph: Oh yeah.
Azula: Kimono? You ok? (pokes Kimono who falls over)
Mai: Is she dead?
Sokka: No. Just faint-
Me: I CAN'T BE IN DEBT TO MORON!!!! NO, NO, NO! WHY ME?!
Ozai: Because you punched me in the face.
Me: (punches him in face) When did I do that?
Ozai: OOOOWWWW!!!
Zuko: Suck to be you, Ozai.
Ozai: She still owes me.
Iroh: What do you want her to do?
Ozai: Well… (spins around and changes into a costume) Take me trick or treating!!!!
Sokka: What are you supposed to be?
Ozai: I'm a cabbage.
Me: (sudden idea) Ok, Moron. Let's go to this house first.
Ozai: Ok! (knock on door) Gimme candy!
Toph: It's 'trick of treat'.
Ozai: I don't give them a choice. (door opens)
CM: Cabbage!
Aang: This big cabbage is to make up for all the little ones I killed.
CM: THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! I forgive you.
Ozai: Wait- What?! (Cabbage Man drags him in house)
Me: Trick!
Azula: LOL!
Ty-Li: CUT THAT OUT!!
I hope you guys got some good candy! And I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Jet: Zutarakid50's gonna update her poll and in paying me in pieces of candy to tell you to vote. So; DO IT! (turns to author) Gimme Snickers.
Here you go; fun sized!
Jet: What is fun about eating less candy?!
Its fun to watch your face fall. Noah didn't get to read the last part of this so sorry if there are some mistakes. Read and review!!!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono and Zorro
Who?
Jet: I'm Zorro!
Ug.
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