Yes, The One-Winged Author, you're the 280th reviewer.
Alexa: 280? Reviews? Already?
It's the 34th chapter. I DESERVE IT!!
Alexa: Right…
Thanks sooo much for all your reviews guys and girls! I love them all and they each give me a reason to write this madness! It's 11:24pm on 3/20/09 right now so I KNOW I'm LATE! But I'm not a week late! Disclaimer! Quickly!
Alexa: She owns not much! Not Avatar and not a lot of other things in this chapter!
Edit: (3/22/09) Ok so I'm fixing authors notes, now that I have more time. Again, sorry it's later than I said it would be.
Alexa: Good thing too. You rushed a lot so disclaimer was spelled wrong!
Yeeeaaahshutup.
Alexa: Ok, see you guys at the bottom!
Previously on The Avatar Crew Comes to You! -
Aang: So when can the guys give to the girls?
Me: March 14th. (waves to readers) See yah then!
Iroh: Whom are you waving to?
Me: No one…
Me: Alright, dudes and dudettes, the time has come. The guys will make stuff for the girls and good-bye! (grabs Ozai and runs out the door)
Ursa: Does she always rush out like that?
Iroh: Yeah, actually.
Katara: I guess since she and Zhao are gone, you're in charge, Ursa.
Ursa: Hey you're right! (turns to the guys) ALRIGHT, BOYS! MAKE THE BEST YOU CAN FOR THESE HARD WORKING LADIES!
Boys: Y-Yes, ma'am! (run off)
Ursa: This is gonna be fun…
Greg: Hey, every one.
All: What are you doing here?
Greg: Real quick; Kimono says that when it's time for presents, meet her and Ozai at the mall.
Ty-Lee: How did you get in here?
Greg: Noah's hole, how else? (points behind him to a giant hole with Noah standing next to it)
Noah: Tines Tines Tines Tines Tines TinesTinesTinesTinesTinesTines…
Greg: As you can see, he has yet to recover.
Ursa: (turns to guys) What are you DOING here?! GO MAKE THINGS!!
Boys (including Greg and Noah): G-Got it! (run off)
Azula: Did anyone else notice that Greg and Noah left, too?
Ursa: I don't even know who they are.
Toph: I'll make it simple for you: They're idiots.
At the mall-
Me: (opens book) Ok, the next thing we do is-
Ozai: Why do you have that?
Me: What?
Ozai: The book from the bookstore we looked at last time we were here.
Me: We need it, right?
Ozai: I thought you didn't buy it!
Me: What the police don't know won't hurt me!
Ozai: …Somehow that's gonna get me in trouble, I know it.
Me: As I was saying; the book says that we have to get Ursa 'a article of clothing'
Ozai: What kind?
Me: (smiles evilly)
Ozai: I've grown not to like that smile…
A little while later-
Me: (opens doors for store) We get bathing suits!
Ozai: That's not as bad as I-
Me: This one! (pulls out bikini with a see-though top and bottom)
Ozai: (imagines Ursa in it and nose bleeds) You coulda WARNED me!
Me: (laughing) S-Sorry, Moron. I wanted to see what would- YOU GOT A NOSE BLEED! Hahahahahaha!
Ozai: I hate you soooooo much right now…
Me: I see you're uncomfortable with this.
Ozai: So we're going?!
Me: No way. I live for your discomfort!
Ozai: Grrr…
Meanwhile-
Katara: Kimono and Ozai have been gone for awhile…
Azula: I'm sure they're fine.
Toph: The way they fight, we might never see them again.
Ty-Lee: That's a horrible thing to say!
Toph: (shrugs) Excuse me for tell the truth.
Mai: I agree with Toph, they'll kill each other.
Greg: I wish I could watch…
Noah: Yeah I know…
Ursa: Hey! What are you guys doing here?!
Greg: We had a question-
Noah: See, no one gave us anything for ValenTINES Day so we were wondering who we give stuff to.
Azula: Good question.
Toph: How about Ty-Lee?
Noah and Greg: (look at Ty-Lee, look at each other and slap their foreheads) DUH! (run away)
Ty-Lee: (whining) Tooooppph! Why did you do that?!
At the mall-
Me: 'K, the last thing we need is-
Ozai: Don't tell me you bought the bikini!
Me: Nah, I got something else for her.
Ozai: Gee. Can't wait.
Me: We need a card.
Ozai: That says?
Me: How much you love her! (drags him into card shop)
An hour later-
Ozai: Can we go nooooooow?!
Me: No! We haven't found a good card yet!
Ozai: But the mall's closing!
Me: Calm down, it's not like they're gonna (lights shut off and doors close) lock…us…in…
Ozai: Remember when Aang took away my bending and stopped me from winning the war?
Me: Yeah?
Ozai: This is worst than that.
At house-
Ursa: Ok now I'm worried. The days almost over and they're not back yet!
Toph: Relax. It's not like they can get locked in or anything.
At the mall-
Me: Do you feel ironic right now?
Ozai: No. (comes out of store with a huge duck doll) This'll brake down the doors!
Me: (rolls eyes) It'll be so much more effective than that rubber ball you threw earlier.
Ozai: (sets duck on fire) Yes it will. (throws flaming duck at door)
Door: EEK! Fire! (runs away to the other side of the mall)
Ozai and Me: (watch the door run) It runs…?
With the grills-
Grill: Some lame winter, huh?
With the girls-
Toph: (yawns) I'm going to bed guys.
Ursa: Aw come on, Toph, stay up just a little longer! The boys, Ty-Lee, Mai and Katara already fell asleep.
Azula: Keep us company?
Toph: Sorry, Princesses. My bed's calling me. (cell phone rings) See?!
Azula: (looks at caller ID) Toph, that's Kimono's number!
Toph: Eh?
Azula: (answers phone) Hello?
Me: Azula? Hi!
Azula: Kimono?! Where are you guys?!
Me: Listen; We…hug…going away….Ozai… Ok? (hangs up)
Azula: Ok, Kimono I- WHAT?!
At mall-
Ozai: What did you say?
Me: I said "We are stuck in the mall. Hug Jet because he's going away after Ozai gives his gifts to Ursa." The reception in the mall sucks but I hope she got it.
Ozai: Right, well, help me find something to bust down the door with.
Me: I got a ray gun!
Ozai: Uhh…how?
Me: I got a Duck hunt gun from the Game Stop and changed the intensity of the beam to a higher level so it shoots rays so hot it can burn through ANYTHING!
Ozai: ……….
Me: Me make gun awesome.
Ozai: Oh ok.
Me: (aims gun at door) You're gonna die, Door!
Door: No!! I'm too young to die!
Ozai: (covers ears) PLEASE get it to stop talking.
Me: (pulls trigger) What the- (pulls it a lot) Why won't it shoot?!
Ozai: I shoulda known you weren't that smart.
Door: Yay crapy school system!
Both: You GOTTA stop talking.
Transition to the house-
Ursa: What do you MEAN they hugged?!
Azula: Kimono told me herself!
Toph: You don't think she meant 'We are stuck in the mall. Hug Jet because he's going away after Ozai gives his gifts to Ursa.', do you?
Azula: No that's stupid.
Ursa: We have to go to the mall and get them!
Toph: But Ursa, I'm really tired and-
Ursa: Hey, whose in charge here?!
Azula and Toph: You are.
Ursa: That's right! So we're going to go to the mall, getting Ozai and Kimono and clearing this mess up! Ok?!
Both: Yes, 2nd in command!
Ursa: And stop saying that…
Ozai: Ok, we've used every knife, hammer, screw driver, dart gun and laser sword in the mall-
Door: Owwww…
Ozai: -and we STILL can't open the door. What else do we use?
Me: We could…try opening it? Maybe it's unlocked?
Ozai: ….f this works I'm gonna kill you.
Me: Oh. (runs at door and pulls handle off) Well what do yah know? It IS locked!
Ozai: ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!
Me: You were gonna kill me!!
Ozai: Oh great! Now we can't leave until it opens tomorrow!
Me: How are going to pass the time?
8 hours later at Game Stop-
Ozai: We unlocked Sonic!
Me: Finally! Now the ultimate face off between Mario and Sonic!
Both: I call Mario!
Outside Game Stop-
Door: I'm actually feeling a lot better without those two trying to- AHH! (Toph breaks through door)
Toph: Knock knock!
Ursa: There you two are! It's a day after guys-give-to-girls day. Let's go home!
Me: (staring at T.V) 5 more min…
Azula: Come one, guys! I wanna gets stuff from Jetty!
Ozai: Sure in a minute…
Toph: I WANNA SLEEP! (earth bends Ozai and Kimono to the house)
Ozai and Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (land in front of house)
Me: Wow. We didn't destroy- (Azula blast down front door with lightning)
Azula: Now go in.
Me: Did you REALLY have to do that?! My house almost went the entire chapter with out being damaged!
Ursa: Not true. Noah and Greg came over and made that. (points to hole next to front door)
Me: Why me?
Ozai: Why not?
Me: Fix it, Bob the Builder! (gives Ozai tool box)
Ozai: But-
Me, Ursa, Toph and Azula: (glare)
Ozai: (scared)…'K. (starts to fix holes)
Toph: Ok! Lets get the boys and- where are they?
Azula: In the house. Where we left them.
Toph: I don't feel them in there…
Azula: That's because we're not loud enough! (turns to house) YO-YO GUYS!!!
Me: Azula, for the 5th time, it's "Yo! Guys!" 'Yo-yo's a toy Noah plays with.
Toph: It doesn't matter what you yell. I doubled checked. No boys here.
Ursa: I guess all we can do is wait for them.
2 hours later-
Toph: Here they come!
All: What? (door bursts open)
All Guys but Ozai: (pant) WHY AREN'T WE AT THE MALL?! (pant)
Me: Oops. Uh, yeah, we decided to meet here instead?
All guys but Ozai: Thanks for telling us!
Katara: All that aside; gift giving!!
Zuko: Ok, Katara, here's yours! (pulls out ice sculpture of Water Tribe symbol) Happy Valen-
Noah: TINES!
Zuko: -Day!
Katara: Aww! Thanks Zuko! (hugs) See he hugged me, Mai.
Mai: Grr…
Zuko: And I have a card for you, too, Mai!
Mai: Really?! Cool! (opens card and confetti flies out) 'Happy Valentines Day, Mai. Love, Zuko' Ha-HA! "LOVE Zuko" I win, Katara!
Katara: I don't see HIM giving YOU an ice sculpture!
Mai: Did he say LOVE to you? I GOT IT ON PAPER!
Katara: I GOT IT ON ICE!
Me: (closes eyes) Zutaraaaa…
Ursa: What are you doing?
Me: Shh!
Iroh: She's trying to make Zutara win by using her 'Mind powers'.
Sokka: Which she does not have.
Aang: (whispers to Zuko) We had a deal! I give something to Katara and you give something to Mai!
Zuko: Why does it matter to you if I give something to Katara?
Aang: (hides earth sculpture behind himself) It doesn't…
Katara: What's that, Aang?
Aang: What?! Oh, nothing re- (Katara takes it) I SAID IT WAS NOTHING!
Katara: An earth sculpture of the moon! That's so sweet, Aang!
Aang: (blushes) You're welcome.
Zuko: Happy?
Aang: Yes.
Toph: (right next to Aang's ear) TWINKLE TOES!
Aang: Ah! What?!
Toph: My present?
Aang: Oh, here, Toph! Happy Valentines Day! (gives rock)
Toph: Sweet! A rock!
Aang: Not just ANY rock; a pet rock! (pets it) Name it!
Toph: Uhhh… how about…Myuh!
Me: That couldn't possiblybe a reference to Love Hina, COULD IT?
Toph: No.
Me: Ok.
Toph: Welcome, newest edition Myuh!
Myuh: Yay!
All: IT TALKED?!
Me and Ozai: Why are inanimate objects talking?!
Myuh: Uhh…lets pretend that never happened.
All: 'K.
Sokka: Me next! (holds out box) Happy Valentines Day, Ty-Lee!
Ty-Lee: Yee! A box! (hugs box) Thank you, Sokka!
Sokka: You're supposed to look in the box, Ty-Lee.
Ty-Lee: Oh yeah. (opens box) Pink chocolate! Oh thank you soooo much, Sokka! (hugs)
Greg: No fair! How'd you make it pink?!
Sokka: (over Ty-Lee's shoulder) Veeeerrry carefully.
Iroh and Jet: My turn!
Iroh: I was in the show longer than you so I'm next!!
Jet: Damn.
Azula: You can't talk to Jetty that way!!
Jet: Aww, thanks, 'Zula!
Azula: Aww, you're welcome Jetty!
Toph: Aww, I'm gonna throw-up now.
Iroh: I still win. Here, Toph! (gives earmuffs)
Toph: Why do I need these?
Iroh: Your hearing is really sensitive so I thought, if you want to block out really loud noises, you can wear earmuffs!
Toph: That's so thoughtful, Iroh! You're an awesome friend! (punches him lightly in the arm)
Iroh: Thank you for saying so. (punches her lightly in the arm)
Sokka: (punches Ozai in the face)
Ozai: OWW! What the hell was that for?!
All: (look at Sokka) What was that for?
Sokka: I thought since we were all punching each other…
Jet: NOW it's my turn.
Azula: Yay present!
Jet: Happy Valentines Day, Zuko! (ruffles hair)
Zuko: Eh?
Azula: What about me?!
Jet: Sorry I'm staling for the author.
Ok, guys; what does Jet get Azula?
Real!Noah: A flower?
Maybe…
Alexa: Marbles? Then a joke on how she lost them?
Clever, but, no. I want this to be SOMEWHAT serious.
Real!Matthew: How about a nice box of 'leave me out of your stupid Avatar story'?
Fine, you can go. (Matthew leaves)
Zhao: Can I help?
Why not? I'm out of ideas.
Noah and Alexa: Yeah…
Zhao: How about he gives her the chocolate she gave him-
Cabbage man: -But it has a bite in it!
Hmmmm…
Song: I'd take it if I were you.
Jin: Yeah! You can make it funny!
Sucking up will not get you two back in the story.
Jin and Song: Awww…
I like the chocolate idea. Meeting dismissed!
Jet: Here Azula! (give her the octapentapollygon shaped chocolate she gave him)
Azula: There's a bite mark on it!
Jet: I noticed! So it comes with a flower! (pulls flower out of nowhere)
Give me back my laptop.
Real!Noah: Aww…
Jet: (eats flower) I mean I was eating it when I realized I could give it to you!
Azula: What did you just eat?
Jet: Something that wasn't supposed to be in the story, NOAH.
Noah: (picks up head and looks around) What?
Azula: Ah. Well, thanks for the chocolate. Now we can eat it together!
In the real world-
Kohroxmysox: (throws pillow at computer screen) Damn!
Truethinker: Heh-heh. 5 bucks.
In story-
Me: Stop pissin' off my readers!
Azula and Jet: (making out in the corner) What?
Me: Never mind. Toph, don't feel over there.
Toph: (hands wrapped around her feet sitting on couch) Too late…
Aang: Are we done yet?
Greg and Noah: NO! (both run at Ty-Lee) Ty-Leeeeeeeee!
Noah: (trips Greg and gets to Ty-Lee first) Happy Valen-
Greg: TIMES!
Noah: -Day!
Ty-Lee: You just said 'Valentimes'.
Noah: NOO! A spelling error! My one weakness! (falls to floor) H-here, Ty-Lee. T-T-Take my present…
Ty-Lee: Noah! Are you ok?!
Mai: If someone's on the floor in pain, do you THINK they're ok?
Ty-Lee: Maybe this'll make you feel better. (kisses on cheek)
Sokka: (burst into flames) AHHH!!! FIRE! HELP!!!
Aang: How did THAT happen?!
Sokka: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP!!! (runs around in a circle)
Katara: Someone put out the fire!
Iroh: Quick! Lets get some buckets!
Jet: (runs out side and gets bucket) Hay! (throws bucket at Sokka)
Iroh: AND FILL IT WITH WATER!
Jet: Oh yeah.
Azula: (grabs bucket and fills it) Here! (gives bucket to Mai)
Mai: (tosses bucket at Sokka)
Zuko: Ok, now were just wasting buckets. Everyone grab a bucket, fill it water and then throw the WATER at Sokka!
Ozai: Since when can you order-
Toph: No time! RUN!
All: (run and grabs buckets and fill them with water) 1…2…3! (throw water at Sokka)
Sokka: Ahhhhh…. (fire dies away) Muuuuuuuuuuch better…
Aang: Yay! We saved Sokka!
All: (jump in the air) Hooray!
Ursa: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up! How many people here can water bend?
Katara and Aang: (raise hands)
Jet: (raises hand)
All: (look at him)
Jet: (slowly puts down hand) Sorry.
Ursa: (turns to Katara and Aang) If you two can water bend why didn't you do something?!
Katara and Aang: (look at each other) Oh yeah…
Me: Yep, there idiots.
Sokka: Didn't see YOU rushing to remind them, Avatar obsesser.
Me: Ouch. That hurts.
Iroh: I know why Sokka burst into flames!
Mai: Great. No one asked.
Iroh: It was this! (holds up duck hunt gun) It was next to him. It must have fired off and lit him on fire.
Ozai: Sure, NOW it works!
Azula: Has anyone seen Ty-Lee?
Greg: (in the corner crying) S-She's in th-th-THERE! (points to closet) W-with…NOAH!! (cries)
Me: Sorry, man.
Greg: I didn't even get to give her my present…
Azula: Hey Greg, watch this; TY-LEE! FRONT AND CENTER!
Ty-Lee: (runs out of closet) Here!!!
Noah: (walks out closet with lipstick marks on his face) Best day of my life.
Zuko: She kissed you all those times?
Noah: No I colored on some.
Greg: How could you, Ty-Lee?!
Ty-Lee: Sorry, Greg, did you have something for-
Greg: YES! (grabs her and pulls her outside)
All: (follow and see gift)
Ozai: That is not a giant chocolate bunny.
Greg: Yes it is!
Katara: Where did you get it?
Greg: Pirates!
Iroh: How did you pay for it?
Greg: Oh, you know…with money…
In the Avatar world-
Pirate1: Captain! We just took inventory and it's missing!
Captain (from episode 'The Waterbending Scroll'): What is?
Pirate2: You're most prized possession, Captain!
Captain: My ninja costume?
Parates1and2: Your bunny, sir.
Captain: Curses!
Back again-
Toph: (taps bunny) Is this really all chocolate?
Ty-Lee: (from back of bunny) Yep! It tastes like it!
Me: How much have you eaten of- OHMYGOD!! (sees that Ty-Lee ate entire back half of bunny)
Ursa: (runs to Ty-Lee and sees bunny) Ty-Lee, you can't eat that much at one time! You'll get a stomachache!
Ozai: No she won't. She'll get a sugar rush and Kimono will lock me in a room with her.
Jet: And Greg.
Ozai: And Greg.
Ty-Lee: I'm fine, you guys. Don't worry about me! (tries to run at bunny but trips and falls) Ow!
Sokka: (eating bunny's ears) You ok?
Ty-Lee: Yeah, I'm Ok. Just scraped my knee.
Katara: (looks at Ty-Lee's knee) Sweet Yue! Ty-Lee, you're bleeding sugar!
Ty-Lee: What?! (looks at knee) Yum.
Zuko: Don't eat it.
Azula: Ty-Lee maybe you should stop eating this bunny for a while.
Ty-Lee: No way! I wanna eat it all!
Iroh: Then drink this. (gives her tea cup) It will allow you to eat as much as you want for as long as you want with no side effects!
Ty-Lee: Yay! (drinks tea)
Mai: Why did you give her that?!
Iroh: Just watch… (Ty-Lee falls over asleep) That's why.
Ursa: Oh! A sleeping tea!
Iroh: Exactly!
Aang: When did you make that?
Iroh: Now now, don't bother yourself with details…
Me: Right, so Greg!
Greg: (eating foot of bunny) Yeah.
Me: Unless you and Noah-
Noah: (sulking in a corner of yard) Here…
Me: -Are closet Urzai fans; LEAVE!
Greg and Noah: OK! (run away)
Ozai: Good thing that didn't run through the-
Noah: (runs back) Almost forgot! (runs through wall of house) See yah! (runs away)
Ozai: AARRG!
Me: Fix first, present later.
Ozai: (picks up tools) Fine…
Real!Noah: Hey, wait!
What?
Real!Noah: Zhao stole my idea for Jet's gift to Azula!
Eh?
Real!Noah: See! I wrote it here! 'Jet can give Azula half eaten chocolate'.
Oh…well…uh. Good job? (pats on back)
Real!Noah: Oh forget it…
Later-
Ozai: I'm done!
Zuko: Great. (points to Ursa) Give.
Ozai: Ursa, for you I have-
Me: WAIT! (give Ursa breath mint) You'll need it later.
Ursa: For wha-
Me: T-R-U-S-T me… you will!
Ozai: Anyway, first is this card. (gives card)
Ursa : (opens card and reads it) Aww! That's so sweet, Ozai!
Azula and Zuko: What's it say?
Ursa: You don't wanna read it.
Azula and Zuko: Sappy?
Me: Like a pine tree.
Ozai: But wait; there's more! (pulls out box) Happy Valentines Day, Ursa!
Ursa: (opens box then quickly shuts it) Pervert! (slaps Ozai)
Ozai: What?! What'd I do?! (looks in box) Kimono…did you swap the teddy bear I put in there for that stupid bikini you found in the mall?
Me: The see-though one?
Ozai: Yeah.
Me: Yep.
All: 'See-though bikini'?
Ursa: WHY?!
Me: (shrugs) Much as I want Urzai, I wanted to see you slap him, too.
Ozai: Moving right along. (pulls giant chocolate heart out of nowhere) I love you!!
Ursa: Awww!! (holds heart) I love you, too! (eats mint then kisses him)
Zuko and Azula: (retch)
Me: Eeeeeee… (smiles in glow of Urzai)
Ursa: I can't wait to eat my hollow chocolate heart!
Ozai: I sure you'll love- Hollow? It's not hollow.
Ursa: It feels like it is.
Toph: (taps heart) Yep, hollow. Just like Moron's brain.
Me: Heh-heh, good one, Toph.
Ozai: (opens top of heart) There's someone in there!
All: Who?!
Ozai: Aaaaaaaaaa- (pulls him out) Pirate.
Captain: I'm a Captain!
Zuko: (gasp) You!
Captain: (gasp) You!
All: (gasp) Who?
Me: Leave my house, Avatar-character-whose-name-I-don't-know!
Captain: THAT WAS FOR MY BUNNY!! (runs away)
Katara: Odd.
Ursa: Very.
Ty-Lee: I agree.
Sokka: You're awake!
Mai: Is the bunny alive?
Ty-Lee: Yeah. Can I leave it in the yard until it's done?
Me: Sure.
Ty-Lee: Squee!
Aang: Isn't this great? A happy ending, just the…number of us, and everyone's at peac-
Suddenly the door burst open and a police officer and The Door from the mall are standing there-
Azula: You were gonna say 'peace', weren't you?
Aang: Should I have waited a few more seconds?
Door: That's them! The people hurting me in the mall! (points to Ozai and Kimono)
Ozai and Me: Eh?
Police dude: Did you steal a book from the bookstore also?
Me: Uhh…yes?
Police dude: You're coming with me!
Me: Wait! Uh… (hides behind Ozai) He was the adult in charge!
Ozai: I was not!
Police dude: I'm going to have to ask you to come with me, sir.
Ozai: SEE?! I KNEW this was going to get me in trouble!
Police dude: Sir, come HERE! (chases Ozai around house)
Door: Get him! GET HIM!
Ursa: My husband's being chased by a guy in a weird outfit, my choco-heart is hollow because of a pirate, that door's talking and I'm just going to leave.
Katara, Toph, Azula, Mai, Iroh, Zuko and Jet: Right behind you.
I'll write a proper Author's note later but you want the chapter so HERE!
Edit:
Ok, so this chapter was longer than the first part.
Alexa: I'll say. (takes a deep breath) Greg helped Zutarakid50 with Ozai's gifts to Ursa, the author does not own Duck Hunt or Brawl, Greg and Noah helped with this a lot, she does not own Love Hina annnnnd…I'm missing something…
The reason Noah and Ty-Lee got so much action here is because I made a deal with him and here's what he got for it. Long story. Don't ask. AND (last thing), if you enjoy our world/Avatar world stuff (not what you think), please read Consequences of a Fan by Patapolo. Please?
Alexa: So there's the edit! We won't be back for a while as this idiot-
AM NOT
Alexa: - wants to work on her Urzai story.
Love all who read and review so DO IT!!! And if there's ANYTHING you dislike about my story like, maybe I focus on one character too much or I lean too much on one parring, TELL ME! I accept critics.
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono