(peaks out) Heeeey… (gets pitchforks thrown at her) I'm SORRY!!! I know I said I would take April off but then I was busy all through May and-
Jet: (hits her with swords) They don't care! Chapter now!
(rubs head) Today's not a good day to be an Author…
Jet: This chapter is dedicated to Midnight Rebel Spy for being the 290th reviewer.
And also to troth5 and Jacob for kicking my butt into making this chapter!
Jet: Wait- 290? Are we almost at 300 reviews?
Isn't it great?! I feel so loved!
Jet: Yeah, ok. Zutarakid50 doesn't own Avatar but these idea's are hers so-
(grabs story) DON'T TOUCH!
Me: (stares)
Ozai: (reading a book) Kimono? Why are you staring at me?
Me: (stares)
Ozai: Kimono?
Me: (stares)
Ozai: Stop it! You freaking me out!
Me: (stares)
Ozai: IROH! Kimono's staring at meeee!!!
Iroh: (sighs) Kimono stop staring at Ozai.
Me: (stares) I'm not.
Ozai: LIES!!
Toph: Guys, would you shut up?!
Ozai: No.
Toph: No?
Ozai: Nope.
Toph: (cracks knuckles) You wanna stick with that answer?
Ozai: (hides behind book) Not really…
Toph: That's what I thought!
Me: (stares)
Ozai: Really though; why are you staring at me?
Me: I'm trying to decide if you'll fall for my prank…
Ozai: You plan on playing a trick on me?!
Iroh: That's what I heard.
Toph: Me too.
Aang: (from the back yard) Kimono! It's ready!!
Ozai: What's ready?! Wait a second! (Kimono drags him toward the door)
Me: It'll be fun! It's only gonna hurt a little bit.
Ozai: Stopholdonwaitaseconddon'tdoit HELP ME!!!
Azula: (on the roof) Did you hear that?
Mai: No. Why?
Azula: It sounds like my father crying for help!
Mai: Azula, please. Ozai's a grown man and they don't cr-
Ozai: (from first floor) HEEEEELLLPP!! AZULAAAA!!! (cries)
Mai: Forget I said anything ever.
Azula: Ok. (runs down stairs) I'm comin', Daddy!!!
Mai: (hits head on table) It's not getting involved with this one. No way.
Meanwhile-
Sokka: (yells from backyard) No wait! Kimono we forgot a part! Stall him!
Me: What? Oh uh…
Ozai: Not done? Yes! I can still sabotage!
Me: No you can't!
Ozai: Yes I can! Now move! (tries to get to door to backyard)
Toph: No you don't! (grabs his shirt and pulls him back)
Ozai: What, you know about this prank too?!
Azula: (comes running down the stairs) Are you trying that stupid trick of yours?
Ozai: You knew too?
Iroh: So did I.
Ozai: WHAT?!
Iroh: How did you not notice? We've been talking about it in public for months.
Ozai: I didn't realize…
Ty-Lee: I even ate all of my bunny to make room for it and was on a sugar high for weeks!
Ozai: I thought that was weird…
Me: Really, Moron, you do own up to your nickname sometimes.
Zuko: (from back yard) Almost done back here!
Ozai: Arg! Stop stalling me you guys! I'm gonna stop this trick from happening!
Me: Stalling?
Toph: We're not stalling anything.
Ozai: Yes you are.
Iroh: No we're not.
Ozai: Yeees you are. You're doing it right now!
Me: Stalling?
Ozai: Yes!
Iroh: …Stalling?!
Ozai: YES!
Toph: ….Staaalling.
Ozai: YEEES!!
Azula: (palms face) Oh boy.
Meanwhile-
Myuh: Hi everyone! I'm Myuh, Toph's pet rock!
Katara: Hi, everyone! This is Myuh, Toph's pet rock!
Myuh: Hey, Katara! Life's so super-duper awesome, isn't it?
Katara: Yes it is! Just sunshine, lollypops and rainbows!
Myuh: Yay! Let's have an optimist fight!
Both: Yeah! (start hitting each other with pillows) Hahahahaha!!!
Mai: (still on the roof) I feel a disturbance in the force. As if every scientist was freaking out that a rock was having a pillow fight…and then was silenced.
Katara: Lets sing a song!
Myuh: And optimistic song!
Katara and Myuh: 'Sunshine, lollypops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is what I feel when WE'RE together!'
Mai: (on the roof) Something happy's going on…
Back there-
Ozai: (glares deathly daggers at everyone)
Ty-Lee: So. You think we're…stalling.
Ozai: AAAAAHHHH!!!! What the hell's wrong with you guys?! (pushes everyone) Move it! (smashes into Aang who just appeared at the doorway)
Aang: Oh, hi, Mor-
Ozai: OZAI!
Iroh: (pats him on head) Very good, that's your name.
Ozai: (rolls eyes) Joy.
Aang: Anyway, we're finished setting up!
Ozai: Oh no.
Me: Yeah! (grabs Ozai and runs out side)
Azula: Daddy, no! (runs after them)
Toph: Heh-heh. We rock.
Ty-Lee and Iroh: Yeah. (high-five each other)
Outside-
Ozai: (walks around backyard) I don't see anything back here. What were you setting up?
As Ozai walks by Kimono while circling the yard, Kimono sticks out her foot and Ozai trips over it. He falls to the ground face first and the following events occur-
Ozai: OW! That hurt!
Me: Sweet! (turns to Zuko, Sokka and Aang who are all standing behind video cameras) Did you get that?!
Zuko, Sokka and Aang: (thumbs up) Yep!
Ozai: Wait- THAT was IT?!
Me: What do you mean?
Ozai: That was the whole trick? You just wanted to trip me?
Me: Yeah! And I made you bleed a little, too!
Ozai: Bleed? Where?
Zuko: When you fell you cut your face.
Ozai: (feels face) I'm bleeding?!
Aang: Yup!
Sokka: And we got in on camera, too!
Me: Told yah it would hurt a little.
Azula: (runs over) You made my daddy bleed?!
Me: Yeah, geez where've YOU been?
Azula: I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands!
The One-Winged-Author: If I could make a suggestion; (gives Azula XXXXXXXXXXL times ten infinity holy crap sized battle axe)
Azula: Thanks! (runs after Kimono)
Me: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHHAHAAHHAH!!! (runs away)
Ozai: (looks at hand with blood on it) I'M BLEEDING!!! AAAAAHHHH!! (faints)
Zuko: Why does he always faint when he screams like that?
Toph: Because I get pissed at his screams and knock him out.
Aang: Really? Every time?
Toph: Yup.
Sokka: Remind me never to scream like that.
Ty-Lee: Noted.
Iroh: (watches Azula chase Kimono around back yard) Should we help?
All: …No, she's good.
Later-
Ozai: Uhhh…where am I?
Sokka: Oh this? It's the after life!
Ozai: What?! No, I died?!
Sokka: Yeah, I guess we took our trick too far. You died of blood loss and Azula cracked and killed all of us in the back yard.
Ozai: Oh…that sucks.
Sokka Yeah, tell me about it.
Ozai: Is Zuko here too?
Sokka: Yup.
Ozai: Sweet! Zuko's dead!
Mai: (runs downs stair faster then you can say 'Chicken') Zuko's what?!
Ozai: Wait if you're here them; I'M ALIVE?!
Sokka: Aw, Mai! I almost had him!
Mai: Don't you joke about Zuko dying!
Zuko: (sidles in) Did I hear my name?
Ozai: (face in hands) Not now Zuko. I'm recovering from being lied to.
Iroh: Cheer up! You haven't ever seen the surprise on your face yet!
Ozai: Why?! What happened to my face?!
Sokka: We improved it while you were out cold. It looks way better!
Ozai: Get me a mirror.
All: (walk out of room) Get it yourself.
Ozai: Jerks (runs to bathroom) Sweet mother of Voldemort…
Drawn on Ozai's face is a mustache, 13 pimples, 7 "I'm stupid" s and drawing of Zuko's scar on both eyes-
Ozai: I'M GONNA KILL THEMMMMMM!!!
Way far away-
Mai: And we hid in Jin and Song's house why?
Zuko: (being hugged to death by Jin and Song) Yes; Whhhhhyyyyyy?!
Iroh: It's the last place Ozai will look for us!
Toph: Kimono why are you in the corner?
Me: I'm trying to bleed to death but Azula won't let me.
The One-Winged Author: Hey I gave my axe to Azula! Why do YOU have it?!
Azula: I'm making her clean it for me.
Me: Do you know how depressing it is to clean you own blood off an axe?
One-Winged: No but when you're done it want it back.
Azula: Aww, I liked it.
Me: I didn't. (finishes cleaning) Here you go. One spotless XXXXXXXXXXL times ten infinity holy crap sized battle axe. (sticks on sticker) Complete with copyright thingy.
One-Winged: Mine. (points to reader) NOT YOURS! (runs out of story)
Sokka: Ok, then new subject. Katara's still in the house with a really pissed-off Ozai so how do we get her out without being seen by Ozai?
All: ………..I dunno.
Azula: (points to me) This is your fault! Why do you play such mean tricks on Ozai?!
Me: It's perfectly acceptable to trick someone you hate.
Azula: Really? (glances over a Zuko) Hmm…
Zuko: (backs away) Why did you SAY that?
Jin: She won't hurt you, Li!
Song: Yeah! We'll defend you! (both jump in front of him)
Sokka: Hey girls!!! What about meee! (flexes muscles)
Aang: Or me! (looks innocent and trusting)
Both girls: No way! We need a manly- man!
Iroh: (takes off shirt) Hello, ladies.
Mai: This is such arbitrated silliness.
Me, Ty-lee and Toph: (in the corner thinking of strategies to enter house) What is?
Mai: You haven't been pay attention?
Toph: Paying attention to what?
Mai: To this whole- Forget it. (walks over to corner) What are you doing?
Me: Making plans to get Katara to this safe place.
Toph: Without being seen by Ozai.
Mai: And have you come up with anything?
Ty-Lee: I think I have a plan…
At house a half hour later-
Katara: Hey, Myuh let's ride unicorns!
Myuh: Yeah, let's! ( both are about to jump on unicorns)
Me: (falls from air vent) OW!
Ty-lee: Shh, Kimono! This is a stealth mission! (jumps down)
Mai: (jumps down) Yeah, there's no way of telling how long our distraction will work!
Elsewhere-
Ozai: For the MILLIONTH TIME; Do you know where Kimono and the others are?!
Foamy: AVVVVVVVAAAAAAATTTTTTAAAAAR Aang! (foams in a circle)
Back again-
Katara: What are you doing here in Optimist land?
Toph: Optimist land? This is the living room!
Myuh: No it's Optimist land. Population: SUNSHINE!!!
Toph: Shut up, pet rock.
Me: Cut the crap guys and lets get out of here. (tries to walk towards them but can't get very close) Hey! What gives?!
Ty-Lee: (walks to where Kimono stopped) Wow! They made a rainbow barrier!
Toph: And that is…?
Ty-Lee: They were so optimistic that they made a sort of wall that shuts out the world around them. I've made some myself.
Mai: That explains so much.
Me: How do we break it?
Ty-Lee: We need to remind them of something really depressing. Then they'll snap right out of it.
Toph: Let's think; who do we know whose depressing?
All: (look at Mai)
Mai: Oh, fine. I'll do it.
Katara and Myuh: Give it you're best shot!!! (start skipping in circles)
Mai: Katara; YOU'RE MOM'S DEAD AND SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK!!!
All:……
Mai: What?
All:…….
Mai: Did it work?
All:…
Katara: (sniff) You're so mean… (starts to cry hysterically)
Mai: Too much?
Ty-Lee: Oh, Katara it's ok! (hugs Katara)
Me: What the HELL is your problem, Mai?!
Toph: Why did you SAY that?!
Mai: You wanted something depressing! I was just-
Katara: You're so mean. You're so mean. You're so MEAN! (cries on Ty-Lee's shoulder)
Mai: Look I'm sorry but-
Zuko: (falls from the air vent) I smell Katara tears.
Katara: ZUKO! (runs at Zuko) Sniff- Mai said- said- said (cries on Zuko's shoulder)
Zuko: What happened? Why's Katara crying?!
Mai: All I said was 'you're mom's dead and she's never coming back' and now she's-
Zuko: You said what?! (holds Katara and points finger and Mai) Heartless!
Toph, Ty-Lee and Me: Exactly!!!
Mai: But- I just- You told me- AHHH! Forget it! (sulks in a corner) I knew I should have stayed on the roof…
Myuh: You can't get me! I'm happy as a clam!
Ty-Lee: I can get you out! (pushes random button and a scientist appears randomly) Meet scientist dude. He studies rocks!
Scientist dude: There is NO way you should be able to have pillow fights, skip or even talk! (runs out of house)
Myuh: (sniff) He's right… (jumps into Toph's pocket)
Toph: Cool. Are we done here?
Ty-Lee: Give Kimono a minute.
Toph: Why?
Ty-Lee: (points to Zuko and Katara) They're having a touching Zutara moment and Kimono doesn't want to stop them.
Me: Zuuuuuuuuutara.
Mai: Can we go? We only paid Foamy a half hour's worth.
Elsewhere again-
Ozai: Where are they?!
Foamy: (reading a magazine) I dunno. They paid me and left.
Ozai: Paid you to what?
Foamy: Distracted you so you wouldn't see them sneak into the house and get their friend. (looks at Ozai) Nice scar.
Ozai: DAMN IT!
Back again again-
Katara: I'm ok now. Let's get out of here.
Mai: I second the motion.
Me: Ok, let's go.
At Jin and Song's house-
Zuko: Are they still fighting?
Mai: Looks like it.
Toph: Heh-heh. Iroh's winning the shipping battle.
Katara: (runs to an unconscious Aang and Sokka lying on the floor) Oh spirits what happened to you guys?!
Azula: HE happened. (points to Iroh)
Jin and Song: (hanging off both of Iroh's arms) He's so MANLY!!!!
Mai: At least I get Zuko now.
Katara: Not a chance, heartless! He's mine! (grabs arm)
Mai: (grabs other arm) No! Mine!
Ozai: I think you should be more concerned with me right now.
Toph: Why would we ever be concerned with- OH SHIT IT'S OZAI!
Aang and Sokka: WHAT?! ( both run out door)
Ozai: No one but Kimono needs to worry. I just wanna beat her up if that's ok.
Song: What if it's not ok?!
Ozai: That depends on how much you like your house here.
Jin: Carry on! (she and Song run away)
Me: Someone's gotta stand up for me, right?!
Zuko, Mai and Katara: Nah. See yah! (run away)
Me: Iroh? Will you protect me?
Iroh: Of course Kimono! I'll protect-
Jin and Song: (run back) We'll save you, manly-man! (grabs Iroh and run)
Toph: Don't look at me. I've done my good deeds for the day. (runs away)
Azula: I'll let Daddy have fun. (runs away)
Me: I didn't expect her help any way…
Zhao: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY guys.
Me: Zhao! You'll help me, right?!
Zhao: Heh- no. I'm gonna watch. (sits down with bag of popcorn)
Ozai: You've run out of allies, Kimono. Now I'm gonna- (gets struck by lightning) What the hell, author?!
Author: I can't have you killing my characters. It's not fun.
Me: Someone DOES love me!!
Ozai: Damn it. Well then how are you going the end the chapter?
Author: Uh…
Zhao: I know! (plays "We are the Champions" by Queen)
Me: Not bad!
Other Places-
Noah: So let me get this straight. You drew on Ozai's face so you went to hide at Song and Jin's house. When Ozai found you there, you ran to Greg's house…Why?
Sokka: Well Ozai doesn't like Greg too much.
Aang: And we're not going to Zhao and Cabbage merchant's house.
Greg: Were did Ty-Lee go?
Zuko: She, Myuh, Aang, Uncle and Katara went to reform optimist land.
Aang, Myuh, Ty-Lee, Iroh and Katara: (in a corner) Heheheheheheheheheheeeeeeee…!
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On Saturday (June 13th) and Sunday (June 14th), I will be going to AnimeNext. If anyone else is going, contact me. This will be my first year going. With me will be Greg and Alexa so if you'd like to meet us, PM me or review. We'll figure something out.
Jet: I won't be there. So bring me something.
I'll be going as Lunch from Dragon Ball.
Jet: And I'm not. And please review by the way. Anything you might not like about this story would also be nice to know. The Author wants readers to like what they read.
I hope you enjoyed the chapter and I will be updating faster from now on. It's gonna be summer!!!!!
Jet: For the record, the stalling thing is from the Sponge Bob movie. And read The One-Winged Author's story! We owe him for letting my sweet Azula use the axe.
I love that thing. The optimist song is not mine. Sorry this is so late!!
With every apology in the world as ruler of Hyrule,
Kimono