I know you guys want the chapter so I'll make this quick; this chapter has been in my head since school let out in June. I've busy with family matters, summer school and lack of motivation. These are my excuses. That and the site had some problem so I couldn't upload it.
Jet: Moving along; Zutarakid50 does not own Avatar nor will she ever.
This chapter is dedicated to Shortybubbles27 for the 300th review! Thanks Shorty!
Jet: And to The One-Winged Author for the 330th review. Thank you to anyone who reviews!
Happy reading!
In the morning; in Toph and Aang's room-
Sokka: GET UP WE NEED HEEEEEEELLLLP!!!!
Toph and Me: What?! (look at each other) AHHHH!!!
Toph: What are you doing in my bed?!
Me: Why do I need to tell you?!
Sokka: Uh, guys?
Toph: My bed!
Me: My house!
Sokka: My GOD will you two stop fighting!
Toph and Me: (glare at each other)
Sokka: What was I saying before…oh yeah; EMERGENCY!!!!
Me: With what?
Sokka: Come here! (grabs Toph and Kimono by writs and runs down stairs)
Down stairs-
Toph: What's the problem?
All but Kimono and Toph: We're booooooooored.
Me: You've GOT to be kidding me.
Toph: THIS is an emergency?!
Iroh: Yes it is! Remember the last time we were bored?
Mai: We threw a party for Zuko.
Me: And?
Ozai: We really don't want to do that again.
Toph: Why can't you guys think for yourselves?
Katara: Uh hello? (points to Ozai) Moron?
Me: Oh yeah.
Ty-Lee: What do the people in this world do during the summer?
Me: As a mater of fact; I have a BOOK full of things I couldn't do this summer because I had summer school. Let's do these!!
Azula: Why were you in Summer School?
Aang: Think about it; she was never in school for any of these chapters.
Me: That's not why!
Zuko: It certainly wasn't because you were writing chapters for this story.
Iroh: Which had updates few and far between.
Me: Can we get off that subject?
All: Yeah, ok.
Toph: About that book of yours…
Me: YES! Ok, first thing in my Summer To-Do 2009 book is 'Camping'
Ozai: Let's do that.
All: YEAH!!!
A half hour later-
Me: That was the worst camping trip ever!
Mai: It was not.
Me: Was too! We couldn't even set up the camp!
Zuko: (looks at watch) And we were out there for all of 30 minutes.
Me: Who was in charge of handing out jobs?!
Sokka: Me!!!
Me: (punches in the face) WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SEND ZUKO OUT FISHING?!
Sokka: Why not?!
Zuko: I can't fish.
Sokka: Well some jobs I gave out were perfect!
Ty-Lee: Oh yeah, telling me to light the fire was great.
Aang: And you sent me out hunting for POOR LITTLE ANIMALS!!!
Katara: And why was Toph the one pitching the tent?
Sokka: That wasn't my fault! I told Azula to do it!
Azula: Well I didn't want to so I told Toph to do it.
Toph: (sucking on lollypop) She paid me in candy…
Me: Ugh…
Iroh: Is there any thing else in that book?
Me: Yeah…how about the beach?
All: SURE!
Me: No; shore.
All: (glare)
10 minutes later-
Me: CAN WE DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!
Aang: No.
Ozai: Don't blame us for this; you're the one who tried to DROWN me!
Me: We were playing Marco-Polo. I wasn't drowning you; I was chasing you.
Katara: I think the blame is on Azula for kicking sand at the lifeguard!
Azula: Mai poked holes in that little kid's swimmies so blame her!
Ty-Lee: I think we should agree that the trip was bad because of Aang.
All but Aang: Ok.
Aang: WHAT?! How is it my fault?!
Toph: Yah tried to ride a Tiger Shark.
Aang: But it looked so cute and friendly!
Mai: It did not!
Iroh: Is there anything in your book to do, Kimono?
Me: Yeah but I can think of a million ways that they could go wrong.
Zuko: Is there ANYTHING we can do?
Me: We could always just light a fire and roast marshmallows and make s'mores.
All: (stare at her blankly)
Me: What's up? Is Myuh on my head or something?
Sokka: Actually, yes.
Me: Oh. (takes Myuh off head) You guys do know what s'mores are, right?
Iroh: Is that when you take a hot dog and roast it?
Me: No that's a weenie roast.
Ozai and Noah: Heh-heh; weenie.
Me: What are you, five?!
Ozai and Noah: No; 13!
Me: Close enough. Wait you're 13? (all look at Ozai)
Ozai: Uh, no.
Zuko: How old are you then?
Ozai: Ummm…I don't know.
Author: Well you don't know because I don't know.
Jet: If Zuko's 16 or 17 now then Ozai's got to be older than that.
Greg: Duh! Let's think… how old was he when he got married?
Katara: The marrying age in the Water Tribe is 16 so lets assume it's around that…
Somewhere in the Earth Kingdom-
Zhao: Zutarakid50's milking this part too long.
Ursa: At least it's not a stream of shipping jokes like she's done before.
In another part of Fanfiction-
One-Winged-Author: At least my story's funny without needing to put in lots of people who aren't even in the show; it stands up by itself just fine.
Back in the story-
Jin: Oh would you just get on with it?!
Song: Yes! Get on with it!!
All readers: YES! GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: I wish my sister would stop ripping off Monty Python jokes.
Alexa: I like it!
Mike and Bryon: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Me: So yeah s'mores. It's a marshmallow, chocolate and gram cracker sandwich basically.
Toph: Yuuuuum.
Ty-Lee: I'm in!
Noah and Greg: Us, too!
Ozai: No. (kicks Noah and Greg out of house)
Aang: I think the Author messed up.
Author: It's been known to happen.
Ozai: What makes you think that?
Aang: Usually Kimono kicks those two out. You wouldn't because that's more work for you.
Ozai: (takes hammer and nails from Kimono) Some days it's worth it. (gets to work)
Iroh: So we need a fire-
Sokka: Some wood-
Azula: Marshmallows-
Ty-Lee: CHOCOLATE!-
Mai: And gram crackers.
Me: Yup! Let's get to it!
An hour later-
Me: It took you guys this long to make a fire?
Katara: It would have gone faster is someone hadn't told Zuko, Iroh, Aang and Azula to search for wood-
Toph: And made Ozai start the fire.
Me: Whose idea was that?
Ozai: (with burn marks from failed fires all over him) YOURS.
Me: Oops.
Azula: Do we have marshmallows?
Me: No. (gives Iroh money) Go buy some.
Iroh: Ok! (runs off)
Me: And we definitely have some chocolate bars in the fridge. Can you get them, Mai?
Mai: I guess. (goes back into house)
Me: Now all we have to do is make some gram crackers!
Ozai, Katara, Toph, Aang, Azula, Ty-Lee, Sokka and Zuko: You can make them?
Me: Probably...
In the kitchen with Mai-
Mai: Ok the chocolate is in the fridge so- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!
Noah: (sitting on the floor of the kitchen with chocolate bar wrappers everywhere) I'm done eating for the day.
Mai: He says with a yogurt in his hand.
Noah: (looks at yogurt) That doesn't count. (eats yogurt)
Mai: Ugh. Come on. (grabs Noah and heads downstairs and out the front door)
Noah: Where are we going?
Mai: You're taking me to Greg's house to get more chocolate.
Noah: How do you know he has some?
Mai: He's hyped on sugar all the time. How does he not have some?
2 hours later in the kitchen-
Iroh: I'm back!! Can we start mak- WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?!
Ozai, Katara, Toph, Aang, Azula, Ty-Lee, Sokka, Zuko and Kimono: What?
Iroh: The kitchen's a mess! It's like a food bomb exploded in here!
Ozai: Come on, it's not just food splattered on the wall.
Sokka: Yeah! There's a blender on the ceiling!
All: (look up a blender)
Toph: I bet it falls on Ozai by the end of the chapter.
Azula: How did that get up there again?
Katara: Something to do with a spider, I think.
Zuko: That explains the green stuff on the stove.
Iroh: What were you guys trying to do?
Ty-Lee: Make gram crackers.
Iroh: Why would you use a blender to do that?
Me: (sudden realization) Oh yeah! Guys; we needed to use a BOWL of some kind! Not a blender.
Iroh: What did you try to use?
Sokka: (looks up a blender) A blender, obviously.
Toph: A pan.
Azula: A mixer.
Ozai: Open flames.
Zuko: And the ceiling fan.
Iroh: …..Do you want me to go buy some?
Me: (hands him money) Thank you.
Meanwhile. At Greg's house-
Mai: And you're out of candy because?
Greg: My parents need to go grocery shopping.
Mai: (rolls eyes) Then guess where we're going? (grabs Noah and Greg)
Greg and Noah: Disney Land?!
Mai: No. I hope you have money. (runs to supermarket)
Back at the house-
Katara: Aww. The fire died.
Sokka: Ok then! Zuko, Azula and Aang; go get wood while Ozai-
All: NO!
Zuko: Everyone go get wood and when you do I'll make a fire.
Me: No, no, no; I'LL make the fire. You guys go get wood.
Azula: What sense does that make?! We're fire benders not you!
Me: I bet I could get it done faster than Moron did.
Ozai: Bet you can't!
Me: Fine! Get me some wood.
After getting wood-
Me: Ok ready?
All: Just light the fire.
Ozai: She can't do it.
Me: Alakazam!! (points a wood and it lights on fire)
All: WHAT!
Ozai: How did- what- did you just- (silent) You know what? Forget it; I lost. What do you want me to do.
Me: (smiles evilly) I'll tell you later.
Ozai: Oh great.
Iroh: I'm back! Is that everything?
Azula: Do we have marshmallows?
Iroh: (holds up bag) Check.
Me: A fire?
Ozai: Yeah yeah…
Aang: Gram crackers?
Iroh: (holds up box) Yup!
Ty-Lee: Do we have chocolate?!
All: (look around) Uhh…no.
Zuko: Where's Mai with the chocolate?
At the supermarket-
Mai: What do you mean you don't have any money?!
Greg: All you said was 'I HOPE you have money.' You didn't tell me to get any.
Mai: (glares at Noah) Do you have money?
Noah: I live in a tent in my sister's backyard. Do you THINK I have any money?
Mai: AHHHH!!!!
Back at the house-
Katara: She'll be back soon.
Sokka: She was just supposed to go to the fridge. How hard is that?
Ty-Lee: Now that you mention it…Was she even in the kitchen when we went to make the gram crackers?
Aang: No but there were chocolate bar wrappers everywhere…
Me: Don't worry about it too much. She'll be back.
Toph: We can't make the s'mores with out chocolate! What do we do until then?
All: Good point…
Me: (takes out book) Uh...
15 mins later-
Me: Pool?
All: Yeah, ok.
An hour later-
Mai: (runs into back yard) I GOT THE CHOCOLATE!!! We can make the -where are they?
At Ty-Lee Hyuuga's house-
Katara: Thanks for letting us use your pool, Hyuuga!
Hyuuga: Thanks for letting me block Azula's chi!
Azula: (lying on ground) Whhhhhy?
Hyuuga: Why not?
Sokka: I love your logic.
Ty-Lee: Shouldn't we have stayed at the house until Mai came back? How will she know where we are?
Ozai: Relax! Kimono made me write a note.
At the house-
Mai: Ok, Mai, don't panic. Just because no one's here doesn't mean they've been kidnapped by flying hot-wings. (sees note on table) Oh good! They left a note!
Mai-
Went to swim in some reader's house. The one we played Brawl with at the Christmas party a long while ago.
-Ozai
P.S: Kimono made Zuko and Katara kiss again. Just so you know! ;)
Mai: WHHHHHAAAAT?!
At the pool-
Iroh: I feel like something untrue has just been read…
Me: Whatever. It's got nothing to do with me!
Mai: (runs to house) HOW DARE YOU!
Me: What; make you get chocolate?
Mai: No!
Zuko: What's up then?
Mai: Don't act like you don't know!
Zuko: Who's acting?
Aang: I am! I'm really a scorpion. (starts running in circles)
All: (stare at him)
Katara: Um…
Mai: So- (grabs Kimono by shirt) WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM KISS?! (points at Zuko and Katara)
Me: (blinks) I don't recall doing that recently.
Mai: In the note Ozai left me he said you did!
Me: (glares at Ozai)
Ozai: (waves white flag) Don't kill me?
Me: Remember that bet a won a while ago?
Ozai: No.
Toph: Liarrrrr…
2 mins later-
Me: (sitting on Ozai who is face down in the pool) Now-
Hyuuga: How did you win a bet?
Sokka: She lit a fire.
Hyuuga: You can win bets by doing that?!
Katara: It's not like you can start a fi-
Hyuuga: (points at Azula) Alakazam! (Azula's arm lights on fire)
Azula: (stares at it then glares at Hyuuga) If I could move-
Aang: You'd eat the fire.
All: (stare at him)
Aang: (pokes Iroh) Stung you. (continues to run in circles)
Zuko: Are you on something?
Iroh: I'm poisoned!!!
Me: (gets off Ozai and runs to Iroh) Oh no! We need to go back to the house to fix it!
Iroh: How are we going to get back fast enough?!
Hyuuga: Uh, guys? Aang's not really a scor-
Me: EVERYONE ON THE SCORPION!! (all hop on Aang and leave)
Hyuuga: …Do I even own a pool?
Ozai: (getting out of pool) Believe me; you do. (runs after Aang)
At the house-
Iroh: Now that we're all here; s'more time!!
All: Yeah!!
A long while later, after too many s'mores-
Toph: (burp) T-Too many s'mores…(faints)
Aang: Come one Toph…there's like one more marshmallow left and I don't wanna eat it (falls over) I'm stufffffed…
Zuko: I don't think I can even LOOK at another piece of chocolate…
Azula: Really? (waves chocolate bar in his face)
Zuko: I'm gonna throw up…
Katara: Azula stop. We need to figure out what to do with this last marshmallow.
Me: (picks up marshmallow) Anyone want another s'more?
All: NOOOOOOOOO!!! (run away)
Me: …Well I'm not gonna eat it.
Greg: (runs over) I'll eat it!
Noah: (runs over) No, I will!
Greg: I will!
Noah: I WILL!
Me: SHUT UP!!
Both: (silent)
Me: I'm gonna give this to some one who deserves it the most. And that person isssss…Jet.
Noah, Author and Greg: WHAT?!
Jet: (waking up from nap) Huh?
Me: Yep! Happy 26th Chapter anniversary, Jet!
Jet: I've been here for 26 chapters?
Author: I guess so…
Me: Well, here you go! (throws marshmallow at him)
Jet: (catches it) You…(starts crying) You're so niccccce!! (eats marshmallow)
Great. So I've recently got a flame review saying they didn't like the humor in my story. If you think you're not laughing at this story as much any more; tell me what kind of humor you like reading and I'll try to put in it. For example if you like random stuff or cannon references or whatever; just tell me! I write this for you guys to enjoy!
Jet: Also any ideas you have; we need more.
Yeah. I'm out. The sooner I get a chapter idea; the fast the next chapter comes out. Thanks for reading!!
I rule Hyrule.
Kimono
P.S- Happy now, Ty-Lee Hyuuga?! You blocked Azula chi! lol