Hey! Listen! Greg, Alexa and I are going to the New York Anime Festival on Sunday! (9/27) If anyone want's to meet up, message me!!! Moving along; this chapter is for Kokomojeezus!! I own you sooo much, man. For the idea, the 350th review- a bunch! Thanks!!!
Jet: So we're gonna just ignore how long this took?
Yeah.
Jet: Wonderful. This crazy person keeping me here does not own Avatar in any way. On with the chapter!!
By the way; this chapter might get somewhat confusing so refer to the list I put up if you forget who's who. You'll know what I'm talking about soon.
In the basement-
Ozai: Again; when did we get a basement?
Sokka: Alright guys! There are two reasons why I've called another A.Z.M.U.A.Z meeting-
Ozai: And why is that question always ignored?
Aang: Why are you the leader of the A.Z.M.U.A.Z, Sokka?
Sokka: Because Katara's my little sister and she and Zuko are the ones we're trying to keep apart.
Azula: Zuko's my older brother! Why can't I be the leader?!
Sokka: Fine! You're second in command.
Aang: Katara's my best friend! What about me?
Mai: Zuko's my boy friend!
Sokka: (rolls eyes) Ugh… (looks at Ozai) I assume you're going to say that Zuko's your son and you want the leader role, too?
Ozai: No. I don't really want the leader role. Besides he's not any son I want to have.
Sokka: Touching.
Azula: What was the reason you wanted a meeting?
Sokka: Well first; we have a new member! Everyone this is Kokomojeezus!
Kokomojeezus: Hey, guys!
Sokka: He's a Kataanger!
Aang: Yay!!
Mai: Do you like Maiko, too?!
Koko.: Eh. Not really…
Mai: Awww…(starts cutting herself)
Azula: Oh stop it. (takes knife from Mai)
Sokka: And now that Koko has joined us; the A.Z.M.U.A.Z now has the same number of guys and girls!!
Azula: What do you mean?
Sokka: Now there are 3 guys and 3 girls.
Ozai: No. 4 guys and 2 girls. Azula and Mai, then Koko, Aang, you and me!
Sokka: No; me, Koko and Aang are the guys. Azula, Mai and you are the girls.
Koko: Ha! Owned!
Ozai: Hey, I'm a guy! Just ask Ursa!
Azula: (covers ears) Ok…top 3 things I don't need to know, that just made number 1.
Mai: And the next order of business?
Sokka: We HAVE to come up with an anti-Zutara plan!
Aang: Did you have one in mind?
Sokka: (takes out paper) Actually yes!
Later-
Koko: Hey Sokka, can I use the bathroom?
Sokka: Yeah sure. Two floors up and to your right is me and Ty-Lee's room. You can use the one there.
Koko: Ok! Be back in a minute!
In Ty-Lee and Sokka's room-
Ty-Lee: (Koko walks in) AHHH!! Get out of my room!!!
Koko: Don't you and Sokka share this room?
Ty-Lee: Well, yeah…but…GET OUT!
Koko: But I really gotta go!
Ty-Lee: You sure do! Out! No boys allowed!
Koko: But SOKKA lives here! And I gotta use the bathroom!
Ty-Lee: Who are you, anyway?
Koko: Kokomojeezus. I'm a Kataanger in A.Z.M.U.A.Z! (blinks) I wasn't supposed to tell you one of those…
Ty-Lee: You're in the A.Z.M.U.A.Z?! Now I have to kidnap you!
Koko: Why?
Ty-Lee: So you can tell us what they're planning! Kimono thought they were up to something.
Koko: How do you plan to kidnap me?
Ty-Lee: Like this! (blocks chi) And this! (wraps in wrapping paper and drags out of room)
Koko: This isn't going to end well…
Another part of the house-
Ty-Lee: Happy Birthday! (pushes Koko to Kimono)
Me: (looks at Koko then at Ty-Lee) So my birthday's on the 1st of October…((Don't forget it,, readers)
Ty-Lee: Thennnn…Happy early birthday!
Me: (looks at Koko) Why did she wrap you in wrapping paper?
Katara: Who are you?
Koko: Kokomojeezus. I'm a Kataanger in the A.Z.M.U.A.Z! (stops) Why do I keep doing that?!
Iroh: You're in the A.Z.M.U.A.Z?!
Koko: Uh…no?
Iroh: Oh, ok. I must have heard you wrong.
Toph: Iroh, buddy, he was lying to you.
Iroh: So you ARE in the A.Z.M.U.A.Z! (runs away)
Zuko: (walks in) Who's the guy in the wrapping paper?
Koko: No way am I falling for that again!
Zuko: Falling for what?
Koko: You want me to tell you that the A.Z.M.U.A.Z. is planning on kidnapping Zuko and Katara so they can keep them separated and make sure Zutara doesn't happen! Well it wont work!
Iroh: (runs in) I got a torture device!
Toph: Where have you been?
Iroh: I went to print out a really good Zutara story and force Koko to read it! Then he'll tell us what the A.Z.M.U.A.Z is p-
Zuko: Planning? He just told us.
Iroh: Really? (looks at story) Wish I knew that before I printed all this out… (drops all 600 pages)
Me: Did you use my printer for that?
Iroh: Yeah. You need more paper, by the way.
Me: …..I hope a tree comes in and kicks you.
Pine tree: (comes in) The nerve! (kicks Iroh and leafs)
Katara: I guess a tree's bite can be worse than it's bark! Hahaha!!
-Silence-
Toph: (points at Katara) Unfunny.
In the basement-
Azula: It's been a pretty long minute.
Back there-
Noah: Anyway-
Me: Who said that?! (looks around) Oh, hey Noah.
Noah: (hanging from ceiling) Hello.
Zuko: (looks up) And you're here because…
Noah: I'm a spy.
Toph: A fly?! (shoots rock at Noah) Die, fly!
Noah: No! I'm a spy.
Toph: EVEN WORSE! (traps Noah in rock prison on ceiling)
Noah: Hey!
Iroh: Sorry, Noah, but we can't have you spying for the A.Z.M.U.A.Z!
Noah: Wait-
Me: Ty-Lee, if you please.
Ty-Lee: (jumps up and chi-blocks Noah)
Noah: You'll never take me alive!! (runs out of prison)
Toph: Yay! (runs at Noah)
Katara: Don't kill him! He's the author's brother!
Toph: So?! (shoots another rock at Noah's stomach)
Noah: AHHH!! I lost all my hearrrrrts!! (falls over)
Iroh: …Did you really kill him?
Toph: No, just game over. He'll restart in a few hours.
Me: We have to move fast then. I have an idea. Everyone in the A.A.Z.M.A.Z-
Koko: The what?
Me: We're the;
Against
Anti
Zutara Clubs
Made
Up of
Anti
Zutarians
Koko: That's original.
Me: We're running out of creative names here..
Zuko: That's a lame group name.
Me: YOU'RE a lame group name!
Zuko: NO U!
Iroh: The names not important! What's the plan?
Me: In order to confuse the A.Z.M.U.A.Z, we should dress up as each other!
Katara: How would that help?
Toph: I get it! If someone else dresses as Zuko or Katara, then the A.Z.M.U.A.Z will kidnap the wrong person!
Me: Quite.
Zuko: So who should be who?
Greg: Who indeed…
Me: I'm not gonna ask how you got here.
Greg: Good girl.
Later-
Me: So it goes like this;
Person- will dress as
Katara-Kimono
Zuko-Greg
Toph-Katara
Iroh-Zuko
Kimono-Ty-Lee
Greg-Iroh
Ty-Lee-Toph
Katara: Why do I have to be Kimono?!
Zuko: And why do I have to be Greg?!
Toph: Because no one would ever want to kidnap those to together.
Greg and Me: Yeah!!
Ty-Lee: Anyway, let's get dressed as soon as possible!
Koko: What should I do?
Iroh: Well you heard the whole plan, right?
Koko: Yeah…?
Toph: So we can't allow you to live!
Koko: WHAT?!
Me: No, no, no, no, no! We're not killing him.
Koko: Oh good…
Me: We're kicking him out of the story.
Koko: What? (Kimono kicks him out of chapter)
Katara: Problem solved! Let's get dressed!
An hour later, everyone is dressed-
Greg: Wow, I feel so…old…
Iroh: I'm not old!
Zuko: Why does Uncle have to be me again?
Me: Beside that fact that he's Fire Nation like you?
Toph: And he has the same eyes?
Greg: And he can firebend?
Zuko Yeah.
Ty-Lee: I donno.
Katara: Remember guys; we have to act like each other, too.
Toph: Ok, lemme try: I'm Katara! I like flirting with everyone I meet and-
A.Z.M.U.A.Z: Ha-HA! We found you!
Zuko: Oh crap! I mean, uh, Bye guys! I'm going to raid Kimono's pantry for chocolate! (tries to run)
Ozai: No! We can't let Greg get any chocolate! Get him!!
Azula: OK! (runs after him)
Zuko: Help meeeeeee!!! (runs in a circle)
Iroh: (whispers to Katara) Wow he's got Greg's personality down!
Katara: I'm not sure whether to be proud or scared.
Greg: Or insulted.
Sokka: Now Mai distracts Kimono, Ty-Lee, Toph and Iroh while Ozai, Aang and I get Katara and Zuko!
Me: Oh great job yelling your plan, Sokka!
Sokka: Shut up, Ty-Lee.
Me: I'm not Ty-L- Oh yeah. Um, love you, Sokka!
Sokka: Ugh. Attack!
Iroh and Toph: We surrender!
Sokka: Huh?
Greg: We give up! Take Zuko and To- I mean, Katara.
Aang: Really?
Katara: Yeah, we'd never win against you guys!
Ozai: Well we are really stro- waiiiiit a minute… since when do you call me strong?
Me: We're doomed.
Katara: Um, well, you see, uhh…
Zuko: (Azula has him pinned to floor) I gave Kimono some cactus juice so she's a little nuts right now.
Ozai: Oh ok. I was thinking you might be Katara in disguise.
Katara: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, Moron.
Me: (whispers to Toph) Not bad at all.
Toph: How are you gonna bust us out when they see we're not Zuko and Katara?
Me: I'll think of something…
Toph: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN?!
Sokka: Of course we have a plan! Grab 'em and tie 'em!
Aang and Mai tie up Toph and Iroh.
Mai: Now we can stop Zutara-
Sokka: Once and for all!
Azula: Muahahahahaha!!!! (they all run away)
Zuko: That still scares me.
Ty-Lee: Yay! The plan worked! They think they have Zuko and Katara!
Greg: Now how are we gonna get them back, Kimono? (looks around) Kimono? Where is she?
At Greg's house-
Me: HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!
Noah: Calm down, my sweet Ty-Lee! You're with me!
Back-
Greg: Kimono's in trouble!
Zuko: We know. We're standing outside your house watching the same thing you are.
Greg: Who do we help first? Kimono or Toph and Ir-
All: Toph and Iroh.
Greg: Why?
Katara: Frankly I like them better.
Zuko: Yeah.
Katara: Let's go save them!
Greg: Do we have a plan?
Zuko Or do you forget I don't think things through? Let's go!!!
In the basement-
Ozai: Why do we even meet here?
Sokka: Because it's a base meantfor us! Hahaha! Get it?! Basement, base meant? Hahahaha!!!
Toph: Not that funny, Snoozles.
Sokka: It IS fun- heeeeeey. Only Toph calls me Snoozles! (takes off Toph's wig) AHHHH! Toph?! Why are you here?!
Toph: Ummm, because I love you?
Aang: What?!
Iroh: Toph! What's with the random Tokka?
Toph: Confused the hell out of him, didn't it?
Mai: If Toph was Katara then who's (takes off Iroh's wig) IROH?! I almost started making out with you!
Ozai and Azula: (close eyes) Ew.
Aang: I'm sorry I kidnapped you, Toph! Forgive me?
Toph: (blushes) On one condition… (grabs Aang and kisses)
Iroh: Aww!
Azula: Aww!
Ozai: Aww!
Mai: (throwing up in a corner) Ughh…
Aang and Toph separate.
Aang: Wow…(looks at Sokka) You ok?
Sokka: (looks at him) Tokka?
Aang: No Taang.
Sokka: Oh ok. ANYWAY! They tricked us! We have to trick them to get the real Zuko and Katara!
Ozai: (dramatically) How?
Azula: (dramatically) How?
Aang: (dramatically) How?
Mai: What if we cosplay as Dragon Ball Z characters?
All: (silent)
Sokka, Aang, Azula and Ozai: BRILLIANT!
Iroh: Now they'll never let us out.
Toph: Why not?
Iroh: We know the plan! If they let us go we'll just tell Kimono!
Ozai: That's righhhhhht! (pulls a rope which drops a wooden cage around Toph and Iroh) You're not going anywhere!
Toph: Shit.
Iroh: Well it could be worse…
Mai: Have some COLD, BAD tea while we destroy Zutara! (hands them cold, bad tea)
Iroh: Shit.
Will Iroh and Toph be able to brake out of prison?! Will Mai's plan work?! When will Noah realize he's hugging his sister?!
Jet: Soon I hope.
Yeah me too. Sorry for the shipping mood swings guys but you know how I like to spread the love all over! Now I know you're all thinking "Zutarakid50, you jackass, why would you make us wait sooo long for a chapter then give us a two parter?" BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO LONG OTHER WISE. Next chapter will be up reaaaal soon. Promise. Thanks for all the ideas, guys.
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
PS- Look at the one-shot I put up for a contest! Plaease? "Zhao's Comet" go read! It's not a humor story but...I like it...