Yay! I got this out when Ty-Lee Hyuuga wanted me to! Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys. I love them!
Jet: Oh yeah. (holds out box) Happy birthday.
Squee! (takes box and opens) Aww! Chocolate! (eats) Yummmmm…
Jet: The going to be 16 year old does not own Avatar.
And Koko still came up with the plot. I just brought it to life! This chapter is dedicated to troth5 for the 370th review! Dudes! Where almost at 400!!! Sweet. Like chocolate! (eats more chocolate)
Jet: Why aren't I in this chapter again.
Donno. Happy reading guys!!! (and girls)
Previously on The Avatar Crew Comes to You! -
Mai: What if we cosplay as Dragon Ball Z characters?
All: (silent)
Sokka, Aang, Azula and Ozai: BRILLIANT!
Me: (sitting on tied up Noah) And you're never gonna do that again, 'k?
Noah: Uh-huh.
Me: Good. (runs back to house)
At house-
Iroh: We've been sitting here for a whole day.
Toph: So why can't we think of a single goddamn plan?
Iroh: (glares at Ozai) Maybe his stupidness is rubbing off on us.
Ozai: You're so nice.
Toph: Why aren't you helping everyone else plan again?
Ozai: Some one has to make sure you guys don't just open the cage door and walk out!
Iroh: Why? Is it unlocked or something?
Ozai: …..No.
Toph: He's lyinggggggg!!!
With the rest of the A.Z.M.U.A.Z-
Sokka: Ok! So we all know our disguises?
Mai: List them for the readers.
Azula: Yeah pay attention, kiddies.
Aang: Ooooo! The readers are kittens?! Aww!
Sokka: No she means- you know what? Yeah, Aang, they're all kittens.
Aang: Squeee!!!
Mai: Ugh. Here's the list-
Ozai-Freeza
Mai-Cell
Aang-Kuririn
Sokka-Goku
Azula-Android 18
Mai: Why am I a guy again?
Azula: Technically Cell's an 'it'.
Aang: Am I only Kuririn because I'm bald?
Sokka: Yes- NO! Haha nooooo. Anyway, let's get Ozai and cosplay!!
Zuko, Katara, Greg and Ty-Lee(back in regular outfits by the way): (crash in) Give us Toph and-er-Zuko and Katara!
Aang: Ok, one, we know who the real Zuko and Katara are. Two, they're not here.
Katara: Oh. Where are they?
Azula: (points) Other side of the basement.
Zuko: How big is this place?! (all run to other side of basement)
On the other side of the basement-
Zuko, Katara, Greg and Ty-Lee: (crash in) Give us Toph and Iroh!
Ozai: (on floor next to empty cage) I was on a roll!! I almost won! Why can't I do ANYTHING right?! (cries)
Ty-lee: Guys the cage is empty!
Ozai: WHY IS THAT ALL YOU NOTICE?!
Greg: Let's go find them! (all run away)
Ozai: …I need a hug…
Back with the A.Z.M.U.A.Z (dressed up)-
Koko: Hey guys. What's- OMG DRAGON BALL!!!
Sokka: Oh good you're here.
Koko: Wait; Sokka? Is that you?
Aang: That was some pee brake, man.
Azula: Yeah we thought you ditched us.
Koko: Why are all of you cosplaying as Dragon Ball characters?
Mai: To confuse the non-Zutara haters and get Zuko and Katara.
Koko: I'm all for the kidnapping but wouldn't the A.A.Z.M.U.A.Z know it was you and not the real Dragon Ball characters?
Sokka: Well for all they know this could have turned into a crossover story and we- Heeeeeeeeeeey. Who're the A.A.Z.M.U.A.Z?
Koko: Kimono, Ty-Lee, Greg, Toph, Iroh and maybe Katara and Zuko. Zutarakid50 likes to keep her shippings open THANKS TO ME!
Author: Why you?
Koko: I made you tolerate Kataang more so HA!
Author: Hmm…true.
Mai: I don't care if you don't think this will work! I thought of it and the author didn't forget me so we're gonna DO IT!
Ozai: (walks over) All I heard was "We're gonna do it." What are we talking about?
Aang: Just in time! You're Freeza. (gives him costume)
Ozai: Who?
In the kitchen-
Iroh: Here you are! Tea to celebrate braking out of prison!
Toph: (takes tea) We didn't do anything. The idiots left the door to the prison open.
Iroh: You're right. I just wanted to drink some tea (drinks some)
Toph: It is peaceful right n- (Zuko, Katara, Greg and Ty-Lee run in) -crap.
Zuko: Uncle! You're Ok! (runs and hugs Iroh)
Iroh: So are you! (hugs)
Katara: (hugs Toph) How did you escape?!
Toph: The door was open.
Ty-Lee: How anti-climatic.
Greg: That's us!
Iroh: By the way; the A.Z.M.U.A.Z is still after you two. We need a new plan.
Katara: Not another one…
Toph: Yes another one. But good news! We know what their plan is!
Ty-Lee: Really? How did you find out?!
Toph: They were in the same room as us.
Zuko: Yeah but that was a ungodly big room.
Toph: Too true.
Katara: So what's the plan?
Iroh: They're going to dress up as Dragon Ball Z characters and confuse us!
Greg: Who's dressing as who?
Iroh and Toph:……….
Ty-Lee: You don't know, do you?
Toph and Iroh: Well how long do you think we stayed?
Zuko: DAMN IT!
Me: I'll mess up their plans if you what.
Katara: AH! When did you get here?!
Me: I've been sitting here. I just haven't said anything.
Katara: See, that's one of the problems with this style of story. The reader doesn't know who's in the room until they say something…
Toph: I knew she was there.
Katara: NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Me: So do you want me to make them not cosplay?
Iroh: Yes please!
Me: I'm off! (runs out of kitchen)
Greg: Exactly how did she escape Noah?
Ty-Lee: I hope she tied him up or something…
Toph: What do we do until she reports back?
All: ….
Later-
Crazichi123: And that's how I got Zutarakid50 to put me in the story.
Zuko: (rolls eyes) Thrilling.
Iroh: (taking head phones off) How did you get this recording of Mai crying?
Crazichi: I made a stop at the basement before coming here.
Katara: You're my hero! (hugs)
Crazichi: And you're MY hero! (hugs Myuh)
Toph: Hey! Hands off the pet rock. (takes away Myuh)
Me: Hey guys! I'm back!
Crazichi: Can I still stay?!
Me: What do you think, guys?
All: She's gotta go.
Crazichi: Mean.
Me: They are. (kicks Crazichi123 out of story) So I'm done! Plan messed up.
Ty-Lee: Yay! Now we can all be friends again!
Me: Uh, yeah sure…gotta go! (runs away)
Iroh: Did she seem suspicions to any-
Toph: We should totally cosplay as Dragon Ball Z to taunt the A.Z.M.U.A.Z!!!
All: YEAH!
Iroh: Fine, but I got a baaad feeling about this…
Zuko: Don't say that.
Iroh: Why not?
Katara: EVERYONE says that!
Not long after-
Ty-Lee: 'k so here's the list…
Katara-Bulma
Iroh-Master Roshi
Zuko-Vegeta
Ty-Lee-Chi-Chi
Toph-Videl
Zuko: Surprisingly I have no problem with how this worked out.
Toph: You're only saying that because Bulma ends up with Vegeta.
Greg: Zutaraaaaaaaa.
Iroh: Why aren't you dressing up, Greg?
Greg: Uh because, ummm.. I have…important…man stuff to do.
All: ……..
Greg: Leaving! (runs away)
Katara: Man stuff? Him?
Iroh: Very suspicious…
Ty-Lee: Whatever. Now I don't have to worry about him jumping me. Let's get dressed!
After getting dressed-
Iroh: I can't believe I get to dress as a pervy old man!
Toph: I can't believe I have to cosplay as a high school girl.
Zuko: How does Vegeta get his hair to stand up like that? (tries to get hair to stand up)
Katara: How did you guys get me to dye my hair blue?
Ty-Lee: Blocking your chi helped a lot!
Koko: (walks in and sees them dressed as Dragon Ball Z) Hey guys. (goes to fridge and gets soda)
Iroh: What do you think of our costumes?!
Zuko: How are you unfazed by this?
Koko: After reading this story and being in it, I'm not surprised by anything anymore. (sips soda)
Toph: Rrrrrreeeaaalllly…. (winks in Ty-Lee's general direction)
Ty-Lee: (sneaks up behind Koko)
Katara: So what are you doing here? Didn't we kick you out?
Koko: Well I'm still part of the A.Z.M.U.A.Z. I need to be here
Toph: HA! I bet you're upset that we messed up your cosplay idea!
Koko: What are you talking about?
Iroh: We sent Kimono down there to stop your plan.
Koko: She didn't go down to the b-
Ty-Lee: BOO!
Koko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs out)
Katara: GREAT JOB; TY-LEE.
Iroh: He was saying something about Kimono not stopping the cosplay plan!
Ty-Lee: …Ty-Lee do bad?
Zuko: Very bad.
Toph: (picks up soda) Worth it to prove him wrong. Heh-heh, look guys! He left his soda here! Loser Kataanger.
Iroh: That's not nice!
Toph: Who said I was nice?
Katara: What was it you said about me last chapter? 'I'm Katara! I like flirting with everyone I meet'?
Toph: (gasp) Guys! Subject change!
Ty-Lee: Oooo! Subject change to what?
Toph: I think the A.Z.M.U.A.Z are gonna attack!
Zuko: So then Kimono didn't-
A.Z.M.U.A.Z: Ha HA! We're here for the REAL Zuko and Katara so giv- (see everyone's dressed up)
Sokka: (points to Zuko) How did you get your hair to stick up?
Zuko: Lots of hair gel.
Sokka: Cool.
Iroh: Why are you guys cosplaying?!
Mai: We could ask you the same question!
Aang: WHO'S WHO?!
Meanwhile at Greg's house-
The One-Winged Author: (watching TV) And they have no idea we can see them on this TV. This is great!
Greg: How did we get a camera in the kitchen to see them fight?
Noah: Crazichi123 put a camera on Myuh.
Me: I'm brilliant! I can't believe I got them all to cosplay! They're gonna be so confused!!
Koko: (runs in and hides behind Greg) Ty-Lee's so…scary!!
Noah and Greg: Is not!
Koko: (looks around) Hey I thought Toph knocked you out?
Noah: I had a fairy.
Koko. Makes sense. What are you guys doing here?
One-Winged: We put a camera on Myuh so we can watch everyone get confused. No one knows who's who and it's BOUND to cause some funny things.
Koko: That wasn't in the idea I gave you!
Me: I can think for me self!
Koko: Ugh. Lemme watch. (pulls up chair and watches)
In the Kitchen-
Azula: So no one knows who each other is and know one's willing to say who they are…
Aang: I know who Toph is!!!! She would dress up as a guy to throw us off! (grabs Zuko and kisses)
Zuko: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Aang: Vegeta's a guy and Toph cosplayed as him, right?
Zuko: No! I'm-
Katara: Don't tell them! That's their plan! We just have to guess who they are. (walks up to Ozai) I'd know my brother anywhere! (pats Ozai on the head)
Sokka: Oh that's just insulting! I'm right he-
Ozai: I knew you'd find me, Katara! Gimme a hug! (they hug)
Sokka: HEY!
Ozai: What? I said I needed a hug.
Iroh: Wait a second…I know that voice…KATARA! GET AWAY! THAT'S OZAI!!! HE'S BEING CREEPY AGAIN!
Katara: (jumps back) AHH!! I hugged OZAI?!
Ty-Lee: Oh so FREEZA'S Ozai!
Azula: Only one person I know would be so slow on the up take…Chi-Chi's Ty-Lee!
Toph: Damn it! Now they know which ones Ty-Lee and Katara are!
Iroh: But we know who Ozai is! I have a feeling Mai is cell.
Mai: No I'm not. I'm Android 18.
Aang: No that's Azula. You are Cell.
Iroh, Toph, Katara, Zuko and Ty-Lee: GOT YOU!
Mai: Aang! I was trying to trick them!
Sokka: Don't tell them Aang is Kuririn!
Zuko: Yes! You've just given us all the answers!
Ty-Lee: But who is Sokka… (points at Iroh) You are!
Iroh: No I'm not!
Sokka: In that case I'm not Sokka. I'm Azula!
Azula: Then I wanna be Freeza!
Katara: I call I'm Videl!
Toph: Can I be Goku?!
Aang: Told you she wanted to be a boy!
Myuh: (sitting on table being ignored) I'm so confused. Who's who?
In Greg's House-
Koko: I'm not…entirely…sure anymore.
One-Wing: My brain hurt….I'm going bye-bye and taking camera. (runs to Kimono's house, takes camera off Myuh and leaves story)
Many hours later-
Me and Koko: Hey guys, you back to normal yet?
Ozai: We sure are! I'm Aang!
Sokka: I'm Zuko!
Mai: I'm Sokka!
Ty-Lee: I'm Bulma!
Zuko: Since Zuko's Zuko that means I'm Freeza.
Azula: I'm Ty-Lee!!
Aang: I'm Vegeta!
Vegeta: I'm Toph! Why, though, I'm not sure…
Katara: I'm Azula! FEAR ME!
Android 18: I'm Goku but I'm still not sure why we're here.
Vegeta: You're right, this is stupid. (he and 18 leave)
Toph: If Toph's gone, who am I?
Koko: Why can't you be T-
Toph: Oh yeah! I'm Cell!
Noah: In other news; I'm wearing a funny hat! (spins hat around)
Koko and Me: Ughhhh… (look at Iroh) And you are?
Iroh: I'm Iroh. Everyone else is simply cracked.
Koko: Too true. Makes me wonder if anyone gave them cactus juice…
Jet: IT WAS ME! Take THAT, Author!
What'd I do?
Jet: You didn't put me in the chapter at all!
Meh. All you really did was confuse the hell out of me and my readers.
Me: Would you two stop interrupting the story?!
Jet and Author: Sorry.
Iroh: Anyway, why didn't you stop the A.Z.M.U.A.Z's plan? This whole thing could have been avoided!
Koko and Me: Uhh…
All: Oh yeah we were fighting weren't we? (all start yelling at each other)
Katara: I can take care of myself, Sokka!
Sokka: Don't go near the Fire Nation creep!
Zuko: Would you let go, Mai?!
Mai: (holding on to Zuko's leg) But I loves youuuuuuu!!!
Me: It looks like they've forgotten us…
Koko: Oh good, for a minute there I though we would have to tell them it was all your idea.
Ozai: (grabs Koko and Kimono and throws them into wall) WHAT WAS THAT?!
All: (look over) THIS WAS ALL YOUR IDEA?!
Koko: Wow, gee, would you look at the time? I gotta go…place. (runs)
Me: Do I know any good liars?
Azula: Me.
Me: Oh yeah.
Mai: How was all this your plan?
Me: I wanted you all to dress up in Dragon Ball Z cosplay so I could see some accidental shipping. One-Winged put a camera on Myuh and we watched you guys at Greg's house.
Ozai: If it was accidental shipping you wanted why didn't you just say so? (grabs Iroh and kisses him)
Azula, Zuko, Kimono and readers: EWWWWW!!!!!!!
Sokka: Dude! The hell's wrong with you?!
Ty-lee: My eyes! My eyes!
Ozai: (looks at Iroh) Oh EWW!! I meant to grab Zuko!
Zuko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GROSS! (runs away)
Mai: Aww, he ran away…
Aang: Wait…he DID run away! He's separated from Katara! We did it!!!
A.Z.M.U.A.Z: WE WIN!!!
Toph: That's it I'm out.
Iroh: I'm gonna need more tea… (they leave)
All but A.Z.M.U.A.Z: Yeah we're going. (leave)
A.Z.M.U.A.Z: PARTY!
Me: (chugs gallon of chocolate milk) I'm gonna go ahead and sleep this off.
A while later-
Greg and Ty-Lee: We heard the word party!
Azula: About an hour ago you did. All that's left is some left over candy.
Ozai: DON'T TELL THEM THAT!
Ty-Lee and Greg: CANDY?! (eat candy)
Ozai: OH SHI-! (tries run)
Toph: No way, man! You grossed out Iroh so you're gonna PAY! (traps Ozai in a room with Ty-Lee and Greg)
Greg: WhyareyouinthatZutarahatersclubanyway?!
Ty-Lee: Whycan'twebefriends?!
Ozai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELLLLPPP!!!
In Kimono's room-
Noah: Sis? Ozai's in a room with a hyper Greg and Ty-Lee, you wanna watch?
Me: Yeah sure. (sigh) We need a hobby.
This chapter, unlike is part one counterpart, DID want to be written! :D So I hope you enjoyed the cosplay.
Jet: Next up is a music night. Look forward to it!
I rule Hyrule
Kimono
P.S- Thanks Koko for sending me a birthday statement that ANY author would love to hear: 'May the fanfic gods smile upon ye and bless ye with much plot bunnies.' ^^