Me: So what song are you guys gonna sing?
Ozai: Wait, are you seriously going to start a chapter without preamble?
Me: Yes.
Aang and Zuko: We wanna sing the F.U.N song!!
Toph: What's the fun song?
Mai: No! Don't a-
Aang: F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and meeee!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue seeeea!!!!
Zuko (dressed as season 1 Zuko): F is for fire the burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium... BOMBS!
N is for no survivors-
Sokka: F is for frolic through all the flowers!
U is for ukuleleeee!
N is for nose picking, chewing gum, and sand lickin' here with my best buddieeees! (hugs Aang and Zuko)
Mai: (hiding under couch) Told you not to ask…
Katara: So who's next?
Ozai: You mean I have to hear more bad singing?!
Katara: Well it is music night.
Ty-Lee: Hey guys! I stole Noah's trumpet-
At Greg's house-
Greg: (runs in) My Ty-Lee senses are tingling! Where is she?!
Noah: She took my trumpet and ran.
Greg: So we follow! (both run out)
Back-
Ty-Lee: -and I want to play a song!
Toph: Can you play the trumpet?
Ty-Lee: Sure why not?
Azula: I bet she sucks.
Iroh: I think that, just to surprise everyone, she'll be really good!
Azula: Wanna bet? Loser has to sing next.
Iroh: You're on!
Ty-Lee: (is about to start playing)
Noah and Greg: (run though wall) WAIT!
Ozai: (sigh) Back to work… (takes tools and starts to fix wall)
Me: I have him trained so well.
Ty-Lee: Why can't I play?
Noah: Oh you can play. (sits down with popcorn) We just wanna watch!
Greg: Yeah! (sits down) I think you'll be really good!
Azula: Wanna bet?
Zuko: DON'T DO IT SHE'S A KILLER!!!!
Ty-Lee: (starts playing trumpet) Phff! Phf- PHFFFF! HONK!
Aang: (takes away trumpet) I'm just gonna stop you there.
Ty-Lee: Was I that good?!
All: (silence)
Mai: You were SO good that you can't use Noah's trumpet-take this as far away as you can. (tosses trumpet to Noah)
Noah: Will do!! (runs through unfixed hole)
Azula: You lost the bet Iroh! Now YOU have to sing! Muahahahahaha!!!
Ozai: (calls over from wall) Do I have to remind you that Iroh lives for music night?
Greg: And tea.
Ozai: Right. Music night and tea.
Azula: Oh woops-
Iroh: (singing) It's a long, long way to Ba-
Zuko: Don't do that song! We've heard you sing it on the show before.
Iroh: What? When?
Me: Episode 204; The Swamp. Written by Tim Hedrick, directed by Giancarlo Volpe and
storyboard by Oreste Canestrelli, Ian Graham, Bobby Rubio and Giancarlo Volpe.
All: (stare at her)
Me: Don't mess.
Iroh: If you don't want me to sing that thennnn… (sings) Winter, spr-
Katara: Heard it.
Iroh: When?!
Greg: Episode 118; The Waterbending Master. Written by-
Iroh: OK, I get it! What should I sing then? …I GOT IT! (sings) 'I wanna be the very best. Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause!!
I will travel across the land. Searching far and wide! Teach Pokemon to understand the power that's inSIIIIDDDDEEE!!'-
Azula: (hiding under couch with Mai) Please…no…more!!
Katara, Me, Greg and Toph: Our turn! (they sing) 'Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts! To goblins and ghosts and some magical feasts! It's all that I love! And it's all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!'
Noah: (runs in through door) Don't sing thaaaaaatttt.
Katara: Aww why not?
Noah: Cuz.
Toph: Why don't you sing, Noah?
All: Yeah!!
Noah: Um...alright; here's a good one; (sings) 'So tired sleeping through the day. Blood shot eyes and the sweat from my body. And I picked my head up yesterday. Found a reason, a hope left inside of me.'
All: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Noah: AHH!! WHAT?!
Ozai: We are the Killjoy police and we can't let you sing a song like that!
Noah: A song like what? What's wrong with Godsmack?
Zuko: You totally killed the mood! We need silly songs.
Iroh: (hold tea pot to Noah's throat) SING NOW!
Noah: (looks at tea pot) Threatening.
Iroh: Isn't it? (smiles)
Azula: Sing a silly song or I'll lightning your ass! (sparks lightning)
Noah: AHH! (starts to sing) 'Spam, spam, spam, spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam!'
Ozai: Very good. (to readers) I'm Lord Ozai and I approve this song.
Aang: Ex-lord.
Ozai: NO THANKS TO YOU!
Katara: No yelling at Aang! PENALTY!
Azula: WHAT?!
Jet: No yelling at Katara! PENALTY!
Mai: THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
Zuko: No yelling at J- Whoa, wait.
Jet: Aww! Did you just defend me, Zuko?
Katara: Oh no! He's been infected with Jetko!
Ozai: (crying) Zuko how could you?! I thought I raised you better!!
Iroh: I actually have no problem with Jetko.
Me: Yeah. I love it!
Zuko: But I hate Jet!
Jet: Sure you do! (hugs) And I "hate" you, too!
Azula: But Jettttt! What about me?!
Well while this is going on I think I could stick in an author's note. I don't own Avatar. Surprised? I am. I also don't own any of these songs. For a full list of what's whose, they're at the bottom. Is it weird to have a note in the middle? I think so! :D Anyway, I'll talk to you all later. It looks like they've stopped yelling.
Sokka: So it's settled! Ozai, Mai, Azula and Jet all have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody!
WTF? How long was my author's note?!
Ty-Lee: Not long. We just keep arguments short, sweet and to the abstract point!
Toph: Who are you talking to, Ty-Lee?
Ty-Lee: The Author.
Me: Oh, I almost forgot about her!
Zuko: Yeah is HAS been along time since she updated hasn't it? (all glare at author)
Ozai, Mai, Azula and Jet: Guys, if we're going to do something major embarrassing, can you at least watch?
Sokka: Sorry.
Ozai: Where were we…? Oh yeah! (singing) 'I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me'
Jet, Azula and Mai: (singing) 'He's just a poor boy from a poor family! Spare him his life from this monstrosity!'
Ozai: 'Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?'
Azula: 'Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!'
Jet: 'Let him go!'
Azula: 'Bismillah! We will not let you go!'
Jet: 'Let him go!'
Azula: 'Bismillah! We will not let you go!'
Ozai: 'Let me go!'
Azula: 'Will not let you go!'
Ozai: 'Let me go!'
Jet: 'Will not let you go!'
Ozai: 'Let me go, o, o, o, o!'
Jet and Azula: 'No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!'
Mai: (singing) 'Oh mama mia, mama mia!!'
Ty Lee Hyuuga: That'll do, Moron quartet, that'll do.
Azula: Is that what we're called?!
Hyuuga: It is now.
Aang: What are you doing here?
Hyuuga: I saw how the A.Z.M.U.A.Z and the A.A.Z.M.U.A.Z were fighting last chapter and want to make sure that doesn't happen again.
Mai: How would you do that?
Me: And how did you get here, anyway?! Toph's supposed to tell me if anyone comes into the story!
Toph: I knew she was here. I just didn't tell you because HA! (traps Ty-Lee and Sokka underground with earthbending)
Hyuuga: The only way to stop the fighting is for these two to get married!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
All but Toph: Uhh…ok.
Hyuuga: What? Don't you guys care?
Me: Meh. As long as you can connect it to music night, I'm game.
Hyuuga: FINE I WILL! (takes out kazoo and plays the wedding march)
Sokka: Uh, guys? Little help?! I don't wanna marry Ty-Lee!
Greg and Noah: DAMN RIGHT YOU DON'T! (tackle Ty Lee Hyuuga)
Me: Well that about wraps up the chapter.
Zuko: Yup.
Azula: What?! Why?!
Katara: Everyone, even Greg, Noah and Ty Lee Hyuuga, got to sing/play something.
Ozai: There's nothing else to do, really.
Mai: Well I was kind of expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Aang: I wasn't.
Zhao, the Cabbage Merchant and Myuh: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Mai: I did.
Zhao: Meh.
Cabbage Merchant: Our chief weapons are-
Toph: Wait you're seriously going to do that whole Monty Python skit?
Myuh: We plan too. Why?
Me: We don't really want you too. We're in the middle of a musical chapter.
CM: NOOOO!
Zhao: Not music!!!
Myuh: They're allergic! Don't play music!
All: (look at each other)
Toph: (earthbends Sokka and Ty-Lee out of ground) MEETING!! (all run into kitchen)
Hyuuga: HEEEELLLLLP!!!! (is still being beat up by Noah and Greg)
In the kitchen-
Mai: How can someone be allergic to music?
Sokka: We haven't got time to ponder the world, Mai!
Azula: She's right though. I don't think it makes any se-
Toph: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!
Azula: (sniffs) No…one? (goes into a corner and cries)
Jet and Ozai: I care! (glare at each other) No you don't!
Ozai: I'm her father!
Jet: Well I'm her boy fr-
Ty-Lee: You care about someone?! (hugs Ozai) I had no idea!
Iroh: Aww! I knew deeeeeep down you had a heart! Let's have tea to celebrate!
Aang: I knew there was a reason I didn't kill you!
Katara: Aww! Ozai's small heart grew three sizes today! Ozai's the Grinch!
Ozai: Why is this a shock? Of course I care about Azula! She's my daughter!
Zuko: You don't care about me.
Ozai: Well of course not; you're Zuko.
Azula: I love you too, Daddy! (hugs Ozai)
Ozai: What?! Who said anything about lo-
Toph: Can we focus on the situation here, guys?
All: You bet!
Aang: …So what's the situation?
Me: A rock, a dead firebender and a cabbage merchant are in my house claiming to be the Spanish Inquisition!
Mai: And they're allergic to music.
Sokka: Yes, we've established that.
Katara: So what can we do?
Zuko: Well we know they're allergic to music…
Iroh: And we're having a Music night…
All: …
Mai: I say was all go into the TV and live in the Fire Nation until this whole thing blows over.
Jet: CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING HELPFUL?!
Azula: I donno… I kinda like that idea.
Jet: All we need to do is sing a song.
Toph: What song?
Ozai: How about Power Puff Girls? Kimono has the CD and the words are easy to learn.
All: (look at Kimono) You have a Power Puff Girls CD?
Me: (looks away) I had a phase…
Jet: (looks at Ozai) Wait; how do you know she has a Power Puff Girls CD?
Ozai: Oh yeah, you weren't here for chapter 6 so you wouldn't know…
Flashback-
Me and Ty- Lee walk to the top floor near Ozai and Iroh's room. From their room we hear- Fighting crime. Trying to save the world. Here they come just in time... THE POWER PUFF GIRLS!
Me and Ty- Lee: (look at each other) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Ozai: Damn it, Kimono! Why do you have The Power Puff Girls theme song on a burned CD?
Me: I (giggle) ha-had a ph-phase….HAHAHA!!!
Back in Chapter 40-
Jet: Uh…ok. Can we think of a less humiliating song to sing?
Ty-Lee: Does anyone know any better songs?
Iroh: My specialty!
Outside the kitchen-
Hyuuga: Finally got the fan boys away from me.
Myuh: What'd you do?
Hyuuga: Show'd them that picture of Ty-Lee is a swimsuit.
Greg and Noah: (in a corner) Ty-Leeeeeeee…(drool)
CM: (shakes head) Teenagers…
Myuh: (sighs) Fan boys…
Zhao: Who's in a swimsuit?
Hyuuga: And anyway; weren't you three going to do the Monty Python skit?
CM: We were but everyone ran into the kitchen and all we wanted to do was annoy them.
Zhao: No point if they can't hear us.
Kitchen door creeks open.
Myuh: Oh here they are!
Iroh: (starts to sing) It's a-
Hyuuga: I'm out if you're gonna sing that song! Bye Sokka and Ty-Lee! (runs out of story)
Iroh: Anyway-
Iroh and Aang: (singing) It's a long, long way to Ba-Sing-Se-
Katara and Ty-Lee: (singing) But the girls in the city-
Mai and Sokka: (singing) They look so PRETTY!!!
CM: Ahhhhh!!!
Zhao: Nooo! We're allergic! No music!!
Ozai and Me: (singing) They kiss so sweet-
Azula and Toph: (singing) That you really want to meet-
Zuko and Jet: (singing) The girls IN BA-SING-SEEEEEE!!!!
CM and Zhao: NOOOOO!!!!! (run away)
Zuko: I never knew that Zhao was allergic to music…
Iroh: I knew! Why do you think we stopped playing when he came up to the crew and I in the Waterbending Master episode?
Aang: Everything suddenly makes sense!
Toph: Not everything. (grabs Myuh) What are you doing with Cabbage guy and Admiral Monkey?!
Myuh: Well I haven't been in all chapter! When was I supposed to appear?
Noah: Will you guys please stop mentioning that this is a story? The Author's already broken the fourth wall enough.
Myuh: Fine; I haven't been AROUND lately and wanted an excuse to show up.
Deanna: Makes sense.
Jet: Of course it makes sense…A talking rock ALWAYS makes sense! I've been here too long; I'm out! (runs back to disclaimer room)
Azula: Jetty! Come back!!
Zuko: Jetty, stay away!!
Greg: Well, I think we should sing an ending song!
All: Yeah!!
Unfortunately you readers will not hear this song since I'm out of song ideas.
Jet: Sorry updating hasn't occurred until now but the Author has a lot of trouble figuring out what songs to use and how to start the chapter.
Plus I recently got back into Harry Potter so expect so one-shots soon. Real soon.
Jet: Anyway! Here's the song list!
(Aang, Sokka and Zuko) F.U.N song- Sponge Bob
(Iroh) Pokemon opening #1- Makers of Pokemon
(Katara, Kimono, Greg and Toph) Going Back to Hogwarts- A Very Potter Musical
(Noah's first song) Shinedown- Godsmack
(Noah's second song) Viking's Spam song- Monty Python
(Mai, Azula, Ozai and Jet) Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen
I want every person reading this who has READ the Harry Potter books to go watch A Very Potter Musical now! It's reaaaally funny and TOTALLY AWESOME!
Jet: The idea for having a music night was –Addicted.2.T.-'s idea. Thanks a lot! This chapter's for you!
And to Question Answered: You got all but one right. Purple stood for Zutara but spirit was a really, really good guess!
Thanks you to everyone who reviewed! I love you all!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
P.S.- Yes, Ty-Lee Hyuuga, I'm alive. Say that it your review and I'll have Azula lightning your ass. Try me. I dare you!