Me: Welcome to an anniversary chapter for the Avatar Crew Comes to You!! As of December 9th, we have been on for three years!!!
Sokka: 3 years? Really?
Iroh: (counting on fingers) I think she's right…
Zuko: WHY CAN'T WE FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE?!
Ozai: Because I can't find someone who can fix the TV that can let us leave.
Aang: Lettuce leaf?
Toph: (punches Aang) None of that.
Azula: Have we really been here for three years?
Mai: Geez how old were you when we start out?
Me: Uhhh…13? Wow that long ago…
Ty-Lee: And Greg was 13 too! I remember that from chapter 12!
Katara: If I remember correctly, Greg could drive before you could…
Ozai: Which is weird since he was the same age as you.
Me: Well he's actually 5 or so months older than me.
Sokka: I feel bad for trashing his car… did his parents get mad?
Mai: Of course not! That would have made too much sense!
Toph: True… but really? Greg's older than you?
Me: Why are you guys questioning my counting skills today?!
Toph: Because you seem kind of san-ish sometimes but Greg-
Azula: Wasn't he the person who's first words last chapter were "My Ty-Lee senses are tingling!"?
Me: Yes but he does come up with a lot of idea's for the author!
Ozai: So that means you're both messed up in the head?
Me: (hits herself on head) Sorry, what was that? I seem to still have some bad singing stuck in my head from last chapter.
Ozai: Forget it…
Sokka: Forget what?
Katara: He-he! You two crack me up!
Ozai: Huh?
Sokka: What did we do?
Katara: When we first got here you two wanted to kill each other!
Ozai: So what makes us hilarious now?
Katara: You two team up so much that I think you like each other!
Sokka: WHAT?! Name ONE time we've teamed up!
Katara: Well there was yesterday when Kimono was making cookies…
Katara's Flashback-
Ozai: (drawing on piece of paper in Sokka's room) Ok so you move in here while I go the other way and grab the 'Package'.
Sokka: Riiiiiight, the (winks)'Package'! What do we do after we get the (winks)'Package'?
Ozai: We run like hell and hope to the spirits that Kimono trips.
Sokka: I like this plan!
In the kitchen-
Me: Ok so that's all for the cookie dough! Now were did I put my cookie sheets? (feels tap on shoulder) Huh? (looks away. A pair of hands grab bowl of cookie dough) I guess it was nothing. (turns back) HOLY FUCK WHERE'S MY COOKIE DOUGH?!
Sokka: Run Ozai RUUUUUUUUUN!!! (both run away)
Me: You pesky kids gimme back my cookie dough!! (run after them)
Ozai and Sokka: OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
Me: Moron and unlikely friend! Get back here or I'll- MUFFUH! (trips and falls on carpet)
Ozai and Sokka run into a closet-
Sokka: Yeah! We nabbed the cookie dough! (pulls out spoons and hands one to Ozai) Dig in!
Ozai: I am impressed by your tapping skills!
Sokka: Thanks! Can you believe out luck? We get all this cookie dough to ourselves!
Ozai: Yeah, Kimono tripped so that helped a lot but I feel like this worked TOO nicely…
Sokka: What do you mean? What could POSSIBLY go-
Azula: (opens closet door) And just what are you two doing in my closet?
Sokka and Ozai: (look at each other) Oh crap…
Back in the present-
Sokka: Wait a sec- if this is something that happened between Ozai, Kimono, Azula and I; how is it your flash back?
Katara: Cuz.
Toph: (from other room) And while you guys were in here reminiscing, you've missed the return of Ursa.
Ozai: Return?
Ursa: (calls from other room) Sup?
Sokka, Ozai and Katara: (run into other room) What'd we miss?!
Toph: I just told you!
Ursa: That reminds me of a story…
Ursa's Flashback-
Me: Happy St. Patrick's day everyone!!
Ursa: (randomly pops out from TV) What's that?
Me: All you need to know is that you drink at bars and Leprechauns are involved. AND YOU MUST WEAR GREEN!
Aang: You drink Leprechauns?
Ozai: That's not what she said! Agni you're slow!
Ty-Lee: Don't yell at him! (pats Aang on head) He's just upset that he can't drink yet.
Iroh: Technically, the only people who can drink here are myself, Ozai, Ursa and Aang.
Ty-Lee: What-
Mai: Aang is really 112 years old, Ty-Lee.
Ursa: And a Leprechaun is…?
Me: Lucky.
Azula: What do they look like?
Me: Short and green.
Azula and Ursa: (look at each other)
Ursa: Mother-daughter bonding capture?
Azula: YEEEEE!!! (hugs Ursa and they both run off)
In Azula's room-
Azula: We need to kidnap a Leprechaun!
Ursa: Where can we find one?!
Azula: Think for a minute; who do we know who's short and wears green?
Ursa: …Toph?
Azula: So that means….?
Ursa: Toph's secretly a Leprechaun!!
Azula: OMG really?! I was gonna say she would make a great net but wow! You're right!
Ursa: (shakes head) Now I know you got your brains from Ozai's side…
Later-
Toph: (walking to her room) I wish I could drink beer… Iroh, Ozai and Aang all sound like there's having fun…
Ursa: Toph STOP!
Toph: What?! What's wrong?!
Ursa: Oh nothing. It's just that Azula needs time to untangle the net.
Toph: ….what net?
Azula: THIS ONE! (throws net over Toph) Yay!! We caught a Leprechaun!!
Toph: Unfortunately; YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!!! (Toph disappears)
Ursa: Damn.
Azula: (sob) We need trap cards…
Laterer-
Ursa and Azula: (watching Toph from roof)
Ursa: What's the plan?
Azula: Beats me. We've tried 42 times to catch her!
Ursa: What if we just… I don't know…knock her out?
Azula: …………BRILLIANT! (picks up rock and throws it down at Toph) Yes! It hit! (both run down to Toph)
Ursa and Azula: (dance) We captured a Leprechaun!!!! Huzzah!
Me: What are you two dancing about?
Ursa: We caught a Leprechaun!!
Me: Really?! Lemme see!!! (sees Toph) Uh-oh…
Azula: What?
Me: You knocked out Toph!
Ursa: She's a Leprechaun and we wanted to catch her!
Me: TOPH'S NOT A LEPRECHAUN!
Azula: But you said they were short and green and what is Toph?
Me: Did I mention that they have orange hair and don't exist around my house?
Ursa and Azula: (look at each other) Uh-oh.
Azula: WHAT DO WE DOOOOO?! TOPH'S GONNA KILL US!
Ursa: You mean kill you! I didn't throw the rock!
Azula: It was your idea!
Ursa: Damn it! We can't be here when she wakes up! We should we go?
Me: (shrugs) I think the North Pole is nice this time of year…
Back in the present-
Toph: I do remember vaguely beating you two up…
Ursa: VAGUELY?!
Azula: I've still got the scars!
Aang: Yay! I'm not alone!
Sokka: Well, duh, Aang. You're not the only one with a scar. I have TWO on my thumb from fishhooks.
Toph: I have some from taking out that airship.
Ozai: And I'm covered in them thanks to CERTAIN PEOPLE.
Ursa: Hey at least I said sorry!
Me: Actually I think he was talking about me.
Aang: Or me.
Noah and Greg: Or us.
Iroh: Quite possibly me.
Katara: Maybe me at some point.
Sokka: Definitely me-
Ozai: I WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL OF YOU!! I don't think I can go two seconds without being manhandled!
Toph: Stop being such a crybaby. (punches Ozai's arm)
Ozai: SEE?!
Mai: Stop acting like this is the first like Toph's hit you.
Toph: Yeah remember our first Halloween?
Toph's Flashback-
Toph: (hands Kimono a rock) Aren't you suppose to fill the bucket with water, leave it over a door and drop the water on who ever opens it?
Me: Yes, but if you notice, that doesn't hurt them. Hence us filling the bucket with rocks.
Toph: Who do you think we should hit?
Me: Moron.
Toph: Why do I even ask?
Later that Halloween night-
Me: (puts bucket full of rocks on top of door) Now we just have to wait for Moron to walk through it!
Toph: That shouldn't take long-
The next morning-
Toph: -er then a year…
Me: When's he gonna get here?!
Toph: Forget this! I'm outta here! (leaves)
Me: Toph noo! You're gonna miss it!
Ozai: Hey Kimono, where have you been all ni- (opens door and rocks hit him) AHHH!!! OW OW OW OW OW!! (glares at Kimono) WHY?!
Me: (laughing) Moron's bleeding! AHAHA!!
Later-
Ozai: (holding towel to cut head) Ouch…
Toph: (bursts in) YOU HAVE SOME NERVE!
Ozai: Eh?
Toph: How DARE you get badly hurt and not let me watch! You're DEAD!
Ozai: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!
Back in the present-
Ozai: Thanks a lot TOPH. I was trying to forget that!
Me: Since everyone seems to be on a flash back high, I should mention the time that Mai-
Mai: Don't tell them about that!!
Me: …You don't even know what I was going to say…
Mai: I know you were going to tell everyone about the time I wanted to catch the Easter bunny but when I did it turned out to be the cabbage man in a bunny costume and he got mad and threw chocolate cabbages at me and-
Iroh: Mai that NEVER happened!
Mai: …or was that just a dream…?
Ty-Lee: It was probably a dream because if anyone was getting candy thrown at them I would be there like THIS! (runs out of house)
All: ……
Azula: Any idea where in the hell she's going?
Sokka: No clue…
Zuko: (hitting a side of the house with a axe) AREN'T YOU GUYS GONNA HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE?!
Noah: Ty-Lee managed to leave just fine without using…an axe. Where did you get an axe?
Zuko: One-Wing left it here.
Meanwhile-
Kohroxmysox: Where's my axe-shaped bomb?
The One-Winged Author: I was using it, sorry. (hands it back)
Kohrox: (looking it over) No this is your XXXXXXXXXXL times ten infinity holy crap sized battle-axe.
One-Wing: Really? I though I lent that to Zuko- oh crap.
Kohrox: No worries! It will only blow up if someone calls it cute.
One-Wing: Oh ok! What are the chances that someone will call a bomb-that-looks-like-and-axe cute?
In the house-
Zuko: At any rate; we've been here for over 3 years! Why haven't any of us tried to leave?!
Mai: We did try to leave, don't you remember chapter 20?
Katara: Yeah we left. We just didn't stay gone.
Toph: It's Ozai fault.
Ozai: I'm pretty sure that's everybody's answer for everything.
Toph: But it is! You can fix walls but you can't fix a TV?
Zuko: It doesn't matter! We have to get out of here and back to our world! I have a country to rule!
Greg: Who rules it while you're here?
In the Fire Palace sometimes-
Noah: (dressed up in Fire Lord clothes) I hate being a stunt double Fire Lord part-time. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOO!!!
In the house-
Ty-Lee: (runs it) LIKE THAT! Told you I was fast.
Noah: I knew you were fast!
Greg: Me too!
Ty-Lee: (looks at Zuko's axe) What's that?
Zuko: One-Wing's axe.
Ty-Lee: No it's not. The XXXXXXXXXXL times ten infinity holy crap sized battle-axe is not nearly as cute as this axe!
Bomb-Axe: Did you just call me cute?
Ty-Lee: Yeah!
Bomb-Axe: Wow you're dumb- I mean! (starts beeping) 3….2…-
Me: Oh my god HIT THE DECK! (all run out of house)
Bomb-Axe: 1! (blows up house)
All: ….(stare)
Ursa: Did I mention that I don't need to be here? (runs out of story)
Me: MORON- FIX IT!
Azula: Well Zuzu, you wanted out. Is this good enough?
Deanna: You can come to my house!
Me: Ehh…I donno…
Zuko: Whoa who are you?
Deanna: I helped the Author with this chapter! I also made a brief appearance in the last chapter that no one mentioned.
Greg: No way are they staying with you! I've been in the story longer!
Noah: But I'm Kimono's brother!
Ty-Lee: We can't stay with Noah and Greg! They creep me out!
Katara: There is no way we're staying with Song and Jin! They'll take away my Zuko.
Mai: Our Zuko.
Katara: Sorry, our Zuko.
Aang: When did you two decide to share?
Mai: A little while ago.
Mai's Flashback-
Mai: Katara, since we both want Zuko, why don't we just share?
Katara: Shouldn't we ask Zuko? He might like me more.
Mai: Ha-ha! Yeah right! Don't make me laugh!
Katara: Why you-!
Mai: So share?
Katara: Meh. Ok.
Back in present time-
Aang: I hardly think that called for a flash back…
Azula: And anyway, we can't stay with the cabbage merchant and Zhao either because nobody here likes Zhao…
Zuko: I think you guys are forgetting something important.
Deanna: Graveyard.
Me: Run like hell. What are we forgetting?
Ozai: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX A HOUSE?!
Iroh: (hands Ozai tool box and pats on head) Let the adults talk, Ozai.
Zuko: We don't need to stay with anyone! We can go home! My plan worked for once!
You see the line 'Mother-daughter bonding capture' up there? That's when I forgot what I was doing.
Jet: In other words; you don't know how to end the chapter.
Damn straight. Well, readers, thank you for the review, favorite and alerts! This chapter is for BatTitan who is a friend of mine and the 400th reviewer! Yay! We did it guys! Thanks for all the love!
Jet: Zutarakid50's working on Harry Potter stuff right now so the next chapter won't be up for a bit.
All reader, Jet and Avatar cast: But we're used to that.
I know I'm a horrible at updating! Don't rub it in! My New Year resolution is to be quicker about putting this stuff up. Love you guys! Keep reviewing! Oh and the Graveyard/run like hell think is from a really really REALLY funny Harry Potter story called 'Oh God Not Again' which is on my profile. Deanna and I love it so go read it!
Thanks for three years of fun,
Kimono
Jet: Whoops I forgot- The author owns nothing. Ever. Stop asking.
In the Interview Room-
Noah Editor: Yeah, so I would like to comment on how many times it took the Author to type that sentence where I'm the temp. Fire Lord. At first it ended up being "I hate bing a stunt- DOUBLE Rire Lord fart-time."
Author: And he wanted me to tell you this. Sorry if you were enjoying the story.