READ NOTE AT END OF CHAPTER. ENJOY.


In Noah's tent behind what used to be Kimono's house but in now just hole in the ground-

Toph: Where are we supposed to live now?

Katara: We have more important things to talk about, Toph.

Ty-Lee: Yeah! It's the Valentines Day chapter!

Me: No.

All: What?

Me: I said 'No.' No Valentines day chapter. Too much work.

Aang: B-but I thought you LOVED all the shipping!

Iroh: Feel the love, Kimono!

Me: NO MORE!

Ty-Lee: There are other types of love than shipping, Kimono!

Azula: No there aren't!

Aang: Ty-Lee's right! There's friendship love, family love-

Iroh: Then lets do that!

Sokka: Do what?

Iroh: We'll all choose someone from our world and spend the day with them!

Mai: But we're all the main characters! Who else to we need?

Sokka: I'd like to see Suki again!

Me: Wait a second, guys! Where exactly would you spend time with these people?! I think this chapter should be dedicated to finding a place to live as my house seems to have blown up.

Katara: All in favor of putting that off say 'Aye'!

All except Mai and Kimono: Aye!

Ozai: (runs over from pile of house rubble) I found the Portal!

Zuko: (everyone leaves the tent) Well that was convenient timing.

Me: Why aren't you fixing my house, Moron?!

Ozai: Got bored, gave up.

Iroh: Who's going to pick first?

Mai: Yes, by all means, choose who should join our gang of idiots.

Ty-Lee: Mai, why don't you like having fun?

Mai: I gave up on fun a long time ago, Ty-Lee.

Katara: Don't talk like that! This is the Valentines Day chapter so you should-

Me: WRONG! Not a Valentines Day chapter!

Aang: Then what do we call this chapter?

Mai: Chapter 42?

Sokka: Boring. How about the Semitnelav chapter? It's 'Valentimes' backwards!

Noah: (suddenly appears) TINES! You mean ValenTINES! Therefore the chapter is hereby called 'The Senitnelav Chapter'!!!

Azula: Oh no, not you two…

Greg: Hey don't say that! Noah can be fun; watch- VALENTIMES!

Noah: TINES!

Sokka: VALENTIMES!

Noah: TINES!

Sokka: Hey that IS fun!

Mai: I thought we just established that I hate fun.

Me: So who wants to pick their loved one first?

Ozai, Azula and Zuko: I do! (all glare at each other)

Azula: Who're you picking, Zuzu?

Zuko: Who're you picking, Ozai?

Ozai: Who're you picking, Aang?

Aang: Why do you want to know?

Ozai: Just asking. I want Ursa back.

Zuko: So do I

Azula: Me too!

Me: I guess Ursa's coming back then.

Iroh: Wasn't she here just last chapter?

Portal flashes and Ursa steps out.

Ursa: Oh no, not here-

Zuko and Azula: Mommy!! At the same time- Ozai: Wifey! (all hug Ursa)

Ty-Lee: My turn! I want Appa to join our fun!

Aang: Yay Appa!

Katara: Oh, good! I thought you were gonna ask for your 6 sisters!

Greg and Noah: Aww…

Portal flashes and Appa walks out.

Appa: (makes growly Appa sounds that can't be expressed in human words)

Ty-Lee: Yay fluffy! (snuggles against Appa)

Toph: I'm next! I want my seeing-eye lemur! (portal flashes and Momo flies out and lands on Toph's shoulder)

Aang: Yay! Both my animal friends are here!! (hugs Appa and Momo)

Sokka: I want Suki!

Greg: It's like a vending machine for Avatar characters…

Portal flashes and Suki walks out.

Suki: Hey Sokka!

Sokka: (hugs) Missed you.

Suki: Missed you too. (they kiss)

Toph: (rolls eyes) Get a room, lovey-doveys.

Suki and Sokka: EXCUSE ME?!

Katara: Let's just move on.

Suki: Toph just called us 'lovey-doveys'! Aren't we allowed to be mad?!

Katara: Normally yes but I want it to be my turn and I actually agree with her.

Sokka: But this is the Senitnelav chapter! Show me some sibling love and defend me!

Katara: No way.

Sokka: (glares at Zuko) This is all your fault!

Zuko: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Me: I thought we agreed everything was Ozai's fault?

Mai: (covers Kimono's mouth) You stay out of this.

Sokka: Yeah! Your fault! You sleep in the same room as her! Clearly you have infected her with your Fire Nation meanness!

Ursa and Ty-Lee: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY 'FIRE NATION MEANNESS'!


Author: No, he did.

Jet: Do I get to pick people to come here?

Author: That depends; do you want to subject you friends to the craziness that goes on here?

Jet: …No.


Katara: Sokka, Zuko hasn't 'infected' me with anything. Can I just pick someone now?

Sokka: (glares at Zuko who glares right back)

Katara: (sighs and walks over to Sokka) I love you, big brother! (hugs Sokka)

Sokka: Awww, I love you too, sis! (hugs back)

Ty-Lee: Told you there were different kinds of love!

Azula: (sighs and hands Ty-Lee money)

Katara: And for more family love; I pick Dad to be brought here!

The Portal sparkles in the mid-day sun and Hakoda stumbles out.

Katara and Sokka: DADDY!!

Azula: (snorts) 'Daddy?' Pathetic.

Mai: Again; no right to say anything, Azula.

Hakoda: Katara! Sokka! Where am I?

Katara: It's a long story, Dad.

Sokka: And it all started when- (they go off into a corner to talk)

Toph: You klnow, Hakoda's the only character that can talk and has never been here before!

Zuko: They're gonna be in that corner for a while…

Me: While they're cornered, why don't you go next, Iroh?

Iroh: Alright then! I think I'd like to being in…Lu Ten!

Ozai: You idiot, Lu Ten's dead. You can't bring him here!

Portal lights up and Lu Ten falls out-

Ozai: As if to prove me wrong…

Toph: (at the controls for the Portal) I do that.

Lu Ten: What's going on? Where am- (sees Iroh) Daddy! (runs and hugs)

Ty-Lee: And another person who has to stand in the corner!

Zuko: Lu-Lu!

Lu Ten: Ko-ko! (they hug)

Sokka: (walks over with Katara and Hakoda) 'Lu-Lu'? 'Ko-ko'? Oh this is sooo going to be black mail!

Mai: How can Lu Ten be here? Isn't he dead?

Azula: Well Jet's here so why no other dead people?

Me: But Jet's not-

All: Yes he is.

Lu Ten: Is someone gonna explain what I'm doing here?

Zuko and Iroh: It's a long story, Lu Ten. (they go off to talk into a corner)

Toph: It occurs to me that you could have brought you're mom here, Katara. I mean, since this Portal can resurrect the dead and all.

Katara: (thinks it over) Why didn't I think of that?!

Me: Too late!

Aang: Since the Portal is a necromancer we can bring back Gyatso!

Portal lights up and spits out Monk Gyatso-

Gyatso: (opens mouth)

Aang: It's a looong story… (goes off into a corner)


10 mintues later-

Me: Now that everyone's caught up, I'll let you go out on the town and spend the day together!

All: Yay!!!!

Ty-Lee: Wait, what town?

Azula: Good point, all we've ever seen here is the Mall, a couple houses and Noah's tent.

Me: (trying to think) What town, what town… ummm…The City of Townsville?

Katara: No that's Power Puff Girls.

Me: Gotham City?

Iroh: Batman.

Me: Well then I can't think of a Town for you guys to go out on…

Sokka: How about Jubilife City? I've always wanted to go there!

Azula: Sokka, that's in a Pokemon game! We can't go there!


Jet: You know, you do seem to have written yourself into a corner, Author. You really haven't described anything around Kimono's house except for the mall.

(sigh) Then I'll make a town! It shall be called… West City?

Jet: That's Dragon Ball Z.

But I LOVE Dragon Ball Z!

Jet: Wouldn't it make more sense to make it Hyrule Town? Don't you rule that or something?

Nah, I like West City.

Jet: How about the place where you really live?

Yeah, I'm gonna let these guys run around there. Good one.


Noah: I know what to call it!

Me: What?

Noah: Rap City!

-Silence-

Noah: You know… Rap City, Rhapsody-

Iroh: Yes we got it, thank you.

Me: (eye twitch) Fine, I'll run with it. (turns to Avatar people) Have fun in, ugh, Rap City.

All except Greg and Noah run out-

Greg: You're really gonna let them all run around Rap City by themselves?

Me: Good point. You two follow them (looks around and sees Mai) Wanna help Noah and Greg be discreet?

Mai: (comes out of Noah's tent) Oh, have you remembered me?

Me: Yeah. So wanna help?

Mai: What's in it for me?

Greg: A pat on the head?

Noah: And a 'Job well done!'?

Mai: …Sure, why not.


Author: I know you'll be mad at me for splitting up this chapter but I have more important things to talk about. I will be ending this story soon. It pains me to say so but I will have to start wrapping up this story. I've been doing this story since 8th grade and I'm now a Junior in High School. This is hard for me to do since I tend to get really attached to things but it must happen. I have other stories I wanna write. Some Avatar, some not; some FanFiction, some not. This is not the last chapter and the next chapter won't be the last ether. But soon.

Jet: On a happy note; Thanks for all the reviews! And thank you for all the anniversary congratulations! This is dedicated to the 410th reviewer Fireladycherry. Thank you for reading! Next chapter should be fast coming out now that we have a plan. Sorry for the wait (again).

Special thanks to Noah who came up with the Rap City thing. I love you all for reading! Have supercalafragulistic day! (no that's not spelled right)

I rule Hyrule,

Kimono

I rule Rap City,

Jet


Jet: (grins smugly at author)

Author: God, fine.