When we last left our heroes-
Me: (eye twitch) Fine, I'll run with it. (turns to Avatar people) Have fun in, ugh, Rap City.
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Me: Yeah. So wanna help?
Mai: What's in it for me?
Greg: A pat on the head?
Noah: And a 'Job well done!'?
Mai: …Sure, why not.
Mai: So do we have everything?
Greg: Let's see…Camera?
Noah: Check.
Greg: Microphone?
Noah: Check.
Greg: Walkie-talkies?
Noah: Check.
Greg: Binoculars?
Noah: Check.
Greg: Ninja consumes?
Noah: (wearing a Pirate costume) Check.
Mai: Noah, that's a pirate costume.
Noah: Pirates are cooler than ninjas.
Mai and Greg: Are not!
Me: Can you guys just go? I wanna watch all this.
Mai: Pardon?
Me: Why do you think you're bringing cameras? I'm sitting in Noah's tent and watching what goes on in Rap City. I have a walkie-talkie in case I want you to interfere. Or if I'm bored.
Noah: Please don't get bored.
Mai: Ok, guys. Before we go, let's go over the ground rules. One; no giving away our position. Two; be as quiet as possible. Three; always listen to my instructions. And four and most importantly; no communicating, touching or going near Ty-Lee unless you want a knife to the head.
Noah and Greg: (gulp)
Mai: Any questions?
Greg: How sharp are the knifes?
Noah: What channel are the walkie-talkies going to be set to?
Me: Channel 42.
Noah: Why?
Me: Cuz it's an awesome number.
Mai: Alright, let's go to Rap City! (she, Noah and Greg run out)
Me: (runs into tent and sits down with popcorn) Let the fun begin!
In Rap City-
Mai: (looking through binoculars) I see Zuko!
Greg: It figures you'd spot Zuko first.
Mai: Shut up.
Noah: Where's he going?
Mai: Ozai is taking him, Iroh, Ursa, Azula and Lu Ten into some restaurant.
Noah: Lemme see. (takes binoculars) GASP! That's the fanciest restaurant in Rap City!
Greg: How do you know that?
Noah: I came up with the name of the city. Don't you think I should know something about it?
Mai: Well if you're so smart then what's the name of the restaurant?
Noah: …Fancy Forks?
Author: Sure, why not.
Greg: I can't believe I'm saying this but can we stay on track here?
Mai: You're right, which is something I never thought I'd say.
Noah: (on walkie-talkie) Sis! We see-
Me: (over walkie-talkie) USE OUR RADIO NAMES!
Noah: HELL NO!
Mai: (grabs walkie-talkie) General Awesome, we have spotted-
Me: Is someone trying to talk to me?
Greg: Mai, you have to hold down that button.
Mai: (looks at walkie-talkie) Whoops. (pushes button) General Awesome, we have spotted the Fire Family going into Fancy Forks-
Me: What the hell is Fancy Forks?
Mai: Fancy restaurant. What are our orders?
Me: Get in there and tape them! I wanna watch something! And don't let them see you.
Mai: Got it. (puts walkie-talkie away) Greg, you ready on camera?
Greg: Yup!
Mai: Ok, LET'S GO!
Noah and Greg: YEAH! (run into Fancy Forks)
Mai: WHAT PART OF 'QUIETLY' DIDN'T YOU IDIOTS GET?
Greg and Noah: (run out of Fancy Forks) AHHH!
Mai: What happened?
Noah: (covered in ketchup) The chief doesn't like pirates.
Mai: We told you to lose the costume.
Greg: The good news is that I hid a camera in the restaurant!
Mai: YES! We did something right!
In the restaurant-
Ozai: Table for…(counts everyone) 5 please.
Randy the Random Waiter: Yes, sir. Follow me. (leads them to table)
Ozai: Hey we're missing a chair! Where am I supposed to sit?
Randy: Sir, you requested seating for five people.
Ursa: Ozai, did you count yourself?
Ozai: (counts everyone and himself) Oh.
Ursa: (rolls eyes) Figures.
Ozai: Sorry, we need 6 chairs.
Randy: My apologies, sir, but we are short on chairs today.
Azula: How does a restaurant not have enough chairs?
Randy: A ninja and a pirate were here before you arrived and smashed a few of our chairs.
Zuko: Oh, that makes sense.
Lu Ten: Randomly appearing ninjas and pirates are considered normal in this world?
Iroh: Lu Ten, my son, you have no idea.
Randy: We do have one chair left but-
Ozai: I don't care! Just bring it to me!
A short while later-
Randy: Are you ready to order?
All: Yes!
Ursa: I'll have tea.
Iroh: Me too.
Azula: Me three!
Zuko: Me four!
Lu Ten: I as well!
Zuko: No, Lu Ten! You're supposed to say 'Me five'!
Lu Ten: Oh, um, me five!
Randy: (turns to Ozai) And you, sir?
Ozai: (sitting in a high-chair) I'll have chocolate milk.
Ursa: But make it a kid's size. He can't finish a whole one.
Ozai: Ursa! I'm a grown man! I can finish a whole chocolate milk!
Randy: And here are the crayons you asked for. (hands Ozai crayons)
Ozai: Yay! (starts coloring on children's menu)
In Noah's tent-
Me: Why is Ozai even allowed in Fancy Forks? (into walkie-talkie) Can you get them kicked out in any way? THAT would be so funny!
Mai: (on walkie-talkie) I could've sworn we were supposed to keep everyone out of trouble.
Me: Are you going against a direct order, Captain Frown?
Mai: (sigh) No, General Awesome. I'll have Greg and Noah-
Me: NAMES!
Mai: (sigh) I'll have Officer Huggle and Pilot Bubble-Bum think of something.
Me: Damn right you will.
In Rap City-
Greg: So Kimono wants us to get everyone kicked out of Fancy Forks?
Noah: (laughs evilly) Don't worry guys, I got this. (runs into restaurant laughing evilly)
Mai: Damn it. He didn't take off the pirate costume…
In Fancy Forks-
Randy: Here you are; 5 cups of tea and one kid-size chocolate milk.
Ozai: Yay! (Randy leaves)
Noah: Argh! Be that Chocolate milk ye' drinkin'?
Ozai: Yup! Who are you?
Noah: Don't ye' know a pirate when ye' spot one?
Azula: There's something familiar about this pirate…
Noah: Would ye like more chocolate in yer milk?
Ozai: Yes! (hands Noah chocolate milk)
Noah: (turns away, pours something in Ozai's drink then turns back) Thar ye' go! Argh! (runs out)
Ursa: Well that was weird.
Lu Ten: Indeed. (turns to Zuko) So tell me again how Kimono's house got over run by popcorn?
Meanwhile, outside Fancy Forks-
Noah: Done!
Mai: What did you do?
Noah: I put rum in Ozai's chocolate milk.
Greg: Why rum?
Noah: That be the drink of choice fer pirates, Argh!
Mai: If we're done here then let's find another group to spy on.
Greg: But I wanna see Ozai when he's drunk!
Mai: Oh fine.
In Noah's tent-
Noah: (over walkie-talkie) Mission complete, General Awesome.
Me: Thank you, Pilot Bubble-Bum.
Noah: Oh please change my radio name! I beg you!
Me: No! (turns off walkie-talkie and watches TV screen) Oooo! This is gonna be good!
In Fancy Forks-
Ozai: (finishes chocolate milk) Hee- hee! Hey waiter! (waves to waiter)
Randy: (walks over to table) Yes, sir?
Ozai: Hey, waiter! Hey, hey! (whispers in Randy's ear) Wanna see my royal parts? (bursts out laughing)
Iroh: I heard that, Ozai! That's very rude!
Ozai: You couldn't hear your way out of a paper bag, old man! (giggles and whispers to Azula) I called him 'old man'! Do you think he's mad at me?
Azula: I'm not getting into this one.
Ozai: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! HAHAHAHAAAA!
Randy: Please, sir! Keep your voice down!
Ozai: Hey, I only pull my pants down for Ursa, Mandy! Don't be tellin' me what ta do! (punches Randy)
Randy: Ow! I did not say anything about pants!
Ozai: Hee-Hee! Do you think if I punched him enough he'd say 'My word!'?
Lu Ten: Uncle Ozai, I may be new to this world but I'm pretty sure you can't punch waiters here.
Ozai: Yes you are pretty, Lu Ten! (hugs Lu Ten) I never told anyone this, but (sniff) you're my favorite nephew! (cries)
Lu Ten: No offence, Uncle, but I'm your only nephew so…
Ursa: This is getting ridiculous. Come on everyone; let's get Ozai out of here before we're thrown out.
Ozai: You can't catch me! I'M a super model! (runs around restaurant)
Zuko: (smirks at Randy) Do you think we could have some of that chocolate milk to go?
Ursa: ZUKO! You are not helping!
Zuko: I thought that was obvious.
Iroh: All in favor of leaving Ozai here; say 'aye'.
Lu Ten, Iroh, Azula and Zuko: Aye!
Ursa: No! We have to get him out of here!
Randy: I know how to get him out, my lady. We have a guard working here who can help. WE NEED YOU S.E.A.H.!
Ursa: What's a S.E.A.H.?
Ozai: Can you eat it?
Shinigami-eyes-are-hot: I dare you, Ozai. I dare you.
Ozai: Yeah? Well I triple dog dare you!
Azula: I don't recommend threatening him since he's drunk and all.
S.E.A.H: Ok then! (picks up Ozai) Up and out! (throws Ozai out window)
Ursa: Ozai! (runs out)
Iroh, Lu Ten, Azula and Zuko: (shrug) Thanks for the food! (run out)
Randy: And good riddance! (slams door after them) Look at the resturant! It's ruined!
S.E.A.H: So when do I get paid?
In Noah's tent-
Me: I need to get him drunk more often! (on walkie-talkie) Awesome job, guys! Proceed to next available targets.
In Rap City-
Mai: (on walkie-talkie) Yes, General Awesome. Pilot Bubble-Bum will tell you when we have targets. (turns off walkie-talkie)
Noah: Why do I have to tell her?
Mai: Because Captain's probably out-rank Pilot's. I wouldn't know seeing as I don't even know what a pilot is.
Greg: I don't wanna look for more victims yet! I want a break!
Mai: Greg, we just sat here and watch Ozai get drunk! How is that not a break?
Greg: Because I want to play video games on my break. (turns to Noah) Is there any place in Rap City where we can play games?
Noah: Well, um…yeah! There's an… arcade?
Mai: What's it called?
Noah: Um…Flash Gordon Arcade.
Author: Are you sure?
Noah: Positive.
Author: Alright then.
Mai: If I let you guys go to the Flash Gordon Arcade, will you focus on the mission for the rest of the day?
Noah and Greg: YEAH! (run to Flash Gordon Arcade)
Meanwhile, in the F.G.A.-
Gyatso: Aang, this place is amazing! Look at all the games to play! I wish we could have had an 'Arcade' like this in the Temple.
Aang: Me too! We could have played Sonic whenever we wanted.
Gyatso: Who's 'Sonic'?
Aang: (smiles) Oh you have much to learn…
In Rap City-
Noah: Here we are: Flash Gordon Arcade!
Mai: Wow, this place is huge!
Greg: And what's better; Dance-Dance Revolution is here!
Mai: D.D.R.? I love D.D.R.!
Noah: When in the nine Hells have you ever been exposed to D.D.R.?
Mai: A lot of shit happens off- screen. (runs towards D.D.R. machine)
Noah: Bet I can beat you in a dart game!
Greg: You're on! (run to dart games)
Over by D.D.R, Gyatso and Aang are about to begin a game-
Aang: When we last met I was but a learner. Now I am the master.
Gyatso: Only a master of air, Avatar. You still have much to learn in the art of (puts on sunglasses) DANCE! (D.D.R. starts up and they dance)
After the game (for example, the one you just lost lol)-
Aang: How could I have lost to an old man who's been dead for over a hundred years? (cries)
Gyatso: (pats Aang on back) I told you that you had yet to learn about the art of Dance.
Mai: (from sidelines) Pfft! You call that dancing, old man?
Gyatso: Why must you young people constantly refer to me as 'old man'? I'm not that old!
Aang: No offence, Gyatso, but you did know both Avatar Roku and me. That's a bit old.
Mai: Anyway, I could so beat you in D.D.R.!
Gyatso: (puts sunglasses back on) Bring in on!
After the D.D.R. game-
Gyatso: Ha! I win!
Mai: Best two out of three?
Gyatso: You're on!
After that game-
Mai: YES! I won!
Gyatso: That does not count! I broke my back! You can't expect me to me so nimble at my age.
Mai: One last match, old man.
After the next game-
Gyatso: I WIN! In your FACE, little girl! HA!
Aang: Master, please be respectful!
Gyatso: Oh yes, right. (clears throat) You were a worthy opponent, Lady Mai. (bows)
Mai: Uh-huh. Sure.
With Greg and Noah at the dart boards-
Noah: I hope Mai's not being harassed by anyone at D.D.R.
Greg: I do. (looks over at D.D.R.) Say, isn't that Aang and Gyatso?
Noah: (looks over) Golly gee! Would you look at that! Now I have to call Kimono and tell her we found targets. (talking on walkie-talkie) We're in F.G.A with –
Me: What's Fuga?
Noah: Flash Gordon Arcade.
Me: (sigh) You and your names…crazy Pilot.
Noah: What do you want us to do about Gyatso and Aang?
Me: I donno…knock Aang out? That should cause something to happen.
Greg: On it. (throws dart at Aang)
Noah: How will that knock him out?
Greg: I'm a ninja. I can do what I want!
Back with Mai-
Aang: Ow! My eye! Who threw that dart?
Mai: (looking over at Greg and Noah) I have no clue. I bet I could beat you in a Mortal Combat game, Gyatso!
Gyatso: What are you talking about?
Aang: Mortal Combat is a game that- (is hit with large rock and is knocked out)
Gyatso: Aang!
Mai: I THOUGHT I SAID DISCRETE!
Noah: Who cares? We got the job done.
Greg: And, more importantly, it's now Pirates:1, Ninjas:1. So we're even.
Mai: And throwing a rock at someone from across the room is ninja-like how?
Gyatso: So you're the ones who threw that rock at Aang!
Noah, Greg and Mai: PROVE IT! (run away)
Gyatso: Get back here, you crazy- OW MY HIP! (falls over)
Somewhere else in Rap City-
Mai: Did we really just run from an old man?
Greg: Looks that way, doesn't it?
Noah: Indeed. Where are we now?
Mai: Don't ask us! You made this city.
Noah: (singing) We built this city!
Greg: (singing) We built the city-
Greg and Noah: (singing) On ROCK and Roll!
Mai: (sigh) Author, where are we?
Author: A Park.
Greg: What a nice generic city this is!
Mai: What's it's name?
Author: How should I know?
Mai: Good point. Noah, name this park!
Noah: Ok! It's Crash Course Park!
Greg: Where'd you pull that name from?
Noah: (punches Greg) DON'T INSULT MY NAMES!
Greg: DON'T PUNCH ME IN THE FACE! (both start fighting)
Mai: Guys, stop! Stop it! Uhh- LOOK! TY-LEE!
Greg and Noah: (look up) Ty-Lee? (sees Ty-Lee across the park) TY-LEE!
Mai: What- really? Damn it she's really here… (grabs Greg and Noah and hides behind a bush)
Noah: Mai! Let go!
Mai: No! We have to tell Kimono that we found Ty-Lee.
Greg: And Toph.
Mai: Yeah, Ty-Lee and T- Wait what? Toph's here too?
Greg: (points at Ty-Lee and Toph)
With Ty-Lee and Toph-
Ty-Lee: Isn't it fun to watch Appa and Momo playing in the park? They're so cute!
Toph: Yes, it's so much fun watching them.
Ty-Lee: Oh, sorry.
Toph: No problem.
Ty-Lee: Hey there's an ice cream truck! (Ty-Lee and Toph run over) I'll have a chocolate with rainbow sprinkles!
Ice Cream Guy: Are you sure you don't want any Noah-flavored ice cream?
Ty-Lee: Um, no. That's ok.
Toph: I'll have a rocky-road!
Ty-Lee: (yells to Appa and Momo who are flying around) What do you two want?
Momo: Purr!
Appa: ROWR!
Ty-Lee: Ok! (turns back to ice cream guy) Will have one Purr and one ROAR please!
Toph: Just get them some vanilla ice cream.
Ice cream guy: (hands them ice cream)
Toph: Uh-oh. We don't have any money!
Ty-Lee: Oh no! What will we do?
Voice from behind ice cream guy: YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR FREE, TY-LEE!
Ice cream guy: Quiet, you!
Ty-Lee: Who was that?
Ice cream guy: Umm that was just… my pet… cat?
Voice: BARK!
Ice cream guy: I SAID CAT!
Voice: MEOW!
Toph: Wait a minute! I know these voices! It's- (ice cream truck drives quickly away) …Noah and Greg…
Ty-Lee: Who cares? We got ICE CREAM!
On the other side of Crash Course Park-
Greg and Noah: WHY DIDN'T OUR PLAN WORK?
Mai: What were you trying to do?
Noah: Ummm…good question. All I know is that I got to give Ty-Lee free ice cream!
Greg: And I got to impersonate a dog!
Noah: Cat.
Greg: Yeah, a cat!
Mai: I told you guys not to contact them in any way!
Greg: But I'm Officer Huggle!
Mai: I don't care. We need to call Kimono and tell her Ty-Lee and Toph are here. (is about to pick up walkie-talkie when Appa lands on it and breaks it)
In Noah's tent-
Me: (shivers)
Deanna: What's up?
Me: Nothing, I just got this chill…
Deanna: Whatever. Don't forget to check in with Officer Huggle, Pilot Bubble Bum and Captain Frown.
Me: Oh yeah! (on walkie-talkie) Captain Frown, this is General Awesome. Do you copy? (hears nothing) Pilot Bubble Bum? Officer Huggle? (hears nothing from walkie-talkie) Admiral Shiny; you know what to do.
Deanna: Yay! I get to DO something! (runs out of tent)
Me: While that's being done, I'll check the cameras. (turns on TV) OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
In Crash Course Park-
Noah: Appa! You've already smashed our walkie-talkie! DON'T EAT OUR CAMERA!
Appa: (swallows camera)
Greg: Nooo! My favorite camera!
Deanna: Need help?
Greg, Noah and Mai: YES.
Deanna: I'm on it! (jumps into Appa's mouth)
All: …
Mai: Well that was strange.
Deanna: (jumps out of Appa's mouth) Got it!
Greg: My camera! (is about to hug Deanna) EWW! You're covered in Appa spit!
Deanna: Of course I am! The camera was pretty far down there.
Noah: Gross!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the park-
Toph: I can feel them! They crashed into the swing-set and ran behind a bush!
Ty-Lee: So that's why this park is called Crash Course Park! (looks at bush) Isn't that Appa over there with them?
Toph: I also feel Mai. Let's go see what's going on.
Behind the bush-
Deanna: (gives Greg his camera) By the way, Greg, why is your name 'Officer Huggle'?
Greg: So I can do this! (hugs Mai as Toph and Ty-Lee run over)
Ty-Lee: Greg! You're hugging someone that's not me! Yay!
Noah: If it's a hug you want, I can help!
Toph: (traps Noah's feet in earth) No way.
Mai: (pulls away from Greg) What did I just say about talking to Ty-Lee?
Noah and Greg: She started it…
Ty-Lee: She just wants me all to herself! Isn't that right, Mai? (hugs her)
Mai: (blushes) What? No! That's not it!
Ty-Lee: Sure it isn't.
Deanna: As fun as this is, I'm just gonna give you a new walkie-talkie and RUN! (runs away)
Momo: (watches Deanna leave and makes Momo sounds)
Toph: You said it, Momo.
In Noah's tent-
Me: Oh good, you're back! Can you-
Deanna: I'm not doing anything until I've had a bath! I swear, the things I do for you…
Me: I didn't ask you to jump into a bison's mouth! And where exactly are you going to take a bath? My house blew up!
Deanna: …bugger.
In Crash Course Park-
Mai: I think we've messed up things enough over here, guys. Time to move on.
Toph: You three were here just to mess with us?
Mai: Originally, we were suppose to keep all of you from getting in trouble in Rap City but now we just entertain Kimono.
Ty-Lee: Who do you need to find next?
Greg: I think the only people we haven't seen yet are Katara, Sokka, Suki and Hakoda.
Noah: And by the way, Ty-Lee, which is better: pirates or ninjas?
Ty-Lee: Nether. I like unicorns!
Mai: (sigh) How did I know you were going to say something like that?
Toph: Ninjas are cooler.
Greg: YES! I'M WINNING!
Noah: WHAT? WHY?
Toph: Because you can't see ninjas and I can't see either way so I'm not missing what ninjas look like.
Mai: BACK ON TOPIC. We need to find Hakoda, Sokka, Suki and Katara.
Ty-Lee: How about riding on Appa to find them?
Greg: Great idea! (hugs Ty-Lee then he, Mai and Noah jump on Appa)
Noah: Bye, Ty-Lee! Bye, Toph! Bye, Ty-Lee.
Mai: You said 'bye Ty-Lee' twice.
Noah: I like Ty-Lee.
Greg: Yip yip, Appa!
A few hours later on Appa-
Mai: If we don't find them soon, I'm jumping off this bison.
Greg: (playing with a paddleball) You're just saying that because you don't have a paddleball.
Mai: I'm so bored!
Noah: I got that impression.
In Noah's tent-
Me: Got any 7's?
Deanna: Go fish.
Me: Ugh… Why is it taking them so long to find Katara, Suki, Hakoda and Sokka?
Deanna: Maybe we should send them a Hufflepuff to help.
Me: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Deanna: I don't know but they're particularly good finders!
Me: …Works for me, Admiral Shiny!
On Appa-
Bulma: Hello everyone! I'm a Hufflepuff!
Mai: Aren't you from Dragon Ball Z?
Bulma: Yes but Kimono needs a Hufflepuff to help you guys find people. So she called me!
Noah: How are you a Hufflepuff?
Bulma: I find Dragon Balls. How am I not a Hufflepuff?
Greg: Good point. Where are Katara, Hakoda, Sokka and Suki?
Bulma: (points at ground) Call me crazy but isn't that them right bellow us?
Greg, Mai and Noah: (looks down and see them) How did we miss that?
Bulma: You just needed some Hufflepuff Power! Hufflepuff away! (jumps put of story)
Greg and Noah: ….
Mai: Can we land on Katara?
(at the same time)Greg: No! Noah: Yes!
Greg: (glares at Noah) You're mean.
Noah: Thanks for noticing!
Meanwhile on the other side of Rap City-
Ursa: How could we lose track of Ozai?
Iroh: It's very easy when we don't even know where we are.
Azula: Why did Noah have to make the city so big?
Lu Ten: Come on, guys! We can't give up! We have to find Uncle Ozai before he does something he'll regret.
Zuko: I, on the other hand, want to find him to watch him do something he'll regret.
Lu Ten: When did you become so mean?
Zuko: You missed a lot, Lu-Lu. OW!
Ursa: (glares at Lu Ten) Did you hurt my Zuko?
Lu Ten: No! I didn't!
Zuko: It wasn't him, mom. My scar hurts when Ozai's near.
Azula: No it doesn't!
Zuko: It does now.
Iroh: The Harry Potter references! They burn!
Zuko: Speaking of 'burns', do you wanna know how I got this scar?
Iroh: (shakes Zuko) Stop referencing!
Ursa: Stop hurting my baby!
Lu Ten: Should we tell them that Uncle Ozai just ran into that street fair over there?
Azula: No, we better do this ourselves. (both run into crowd of people)
With Sokka, Katara, Suki and Hakoda-
Katara: This street fair is amazing!
Sokka: I know! Look at all the FOOD!
Hakoda: At least that hasn't changed…
Suki: What do you guys want to do first?
Hakoda: I would like to find out why the Fire Lord is in an eating contest.
Sokka: That sounds dumb, boring and really specific. Why do you want to know that?
Hakoda: (points over Sokka's shoulder) Because he's over there in an Eating contest. (all walk over)
Ozai: And that's 24 pieces of apple pie! I win again!
Sokka: I challenge you, Ozai! I'm the food-eater in this story!
Ozai: Bring it on, Luigi!
Sokka: I'm gonna- wait what?
Katara: Did he just call Sokka 'Luigi'?
Suki: Don't look at us.
Hakoda: We don't even know who that is.
Sokka: Whatever. 30 pieces of chocolate cake! Who ever eats them all first wins!
Ozai: Ok! If I win you have to read me the entire Pokemon Yellow version strategy guide!
Sokka: …Why?
Ozai: Because I said so and I have a rubber hammer I won by eating the most slugs a few booths down.
Suki: You ate…slugs?
Ozai: Or maybe I won it from that donut with wings who wanted to play strip poker... I can't remember which one really happened.
Hakoda: The ex-Fire Lord is…weirder than I imagined.
Ozai: Lucky for you; I'm not Fire Lord no more! I'm the King of Chocolate cake! FEAR MY DUCKS! (starts to eat cake)
Sokka: (starts to eat cake)
Katara, Suki and Hakoda: …
Mai: 10 bucks on Sokka.
Noah: 10 on Ozai!
Greg: 10 on the donut with wings!
Katara: When did you guys get here?
Mai: We flew on Appa. We've been looking for you four!
Lu Ten: And we've been looking for Uncle Ozai.
Azula: That's right! 10 bucks on Daddy!
Mai: Stop calling him that! It's really disturbing!
Katara: If you two are here then where are Zuko, Ursa and Iroh?
Lu Ten: Probably still fighting over Harry Potter references or whatever that was.
Suki: Maybe you can tell us why Ozai is acting-
Hakoda: If you came here on Appa then where is he?
Author: You know what? I didn't even notice. Where is Appa, Jet?
Jet: He flew back to Ty-Lee. Weren't you paying attention?
Author: I guess not. It would appear that the Avatar characters that haven't lived here for the whole story are smarter than the regular characters…
Jet: You mean they notice things like bison missing.
Author: Yup.
Lu Ten: Why do I keep hearing this weird voice?
Azula: Ignore it
Suki: Why is Ozai acting so strange?
Noah: That's my fault. I put rum in his chocolate milk back on page 4.
Katara: And it's lasted this long?
Ozai: DONE!
Sokka: NOOOOO! SO CLOSE!
Me: I heard the words 'chocolate cake'! What going on?
Azula: Boy, are you late.
Hakoda: How could you have heard that?
Deanna: Officer Huggle left the walkie-talkie on.
Azula, Katara, Hakoda, Suki and Lu Ten: Who?
Ozai: Ahaha! I will rule the world with my cake of chocolate! No one can defeat the Butterfly Queen!
All: …Oooooookkkkk…
Noah: The good news is he'll have an amazing hangover tomorrow!
Deanna: What kind of chocolate cake is it?
Sokka: Dark chocolate. (covers mouth) Excuse me while I un-eat 25 pieces of cake. (runs away)
Deanna: I, Admiral Shiny, challenge you, Butterfly Queen, to a dark chocolate cake-eating contest!
Katara: No! Don't do it Dea-
Deanna: Admiral Shiny.
Katara: Fine. Don't do it Admiral Shiny! He beat Sokka and no one does that!
Deanna: Yes but you forget; I rule dark chocolate.
Ozai: And I rule Hyrule!
Author: NO YOU DON'T!
Ozai: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Author: I RULE HYRULE! I SAY SO AT THE END OF EVERY CHAPTER!
Suki: Chapter of what?
Katara: I'll explain later.
Me: What are you doing here?
Author: Defending my land from-
Ozai: The Butterfly Queen!
Author: Yeah, the Butterfly Queen! Why?
Me: Because we can't both be here!
Author: Why not? It's my story.
Me: Yeah but we're kinda supposed to be the same person so it's confusing if we're both here at the same time…
Author: Oh yeah. Good point. (runs back to Disclaimer room)
Suki: Seriously; what are those two talking about? What story?
Katara: As I said; I'll explain later.
Jet: This story's way too confusing.
Shut up.
Deanna: I win!
All: Win what?
Deanna: While you idiots were arguing, I finished all 30 pieces of dark chocolate cake!
Ozai: NOOOO! How could I lose? This is so unfabulous!
Lu Ten: It's probably best that you didn't try to win, Uncle Ozai.
Ozai: Eh?
Azula: I think Lu Ten's right. You just ate 30 pieces of cake against Sokka.
Hakoda: And 24 pieces of apple pie when we got here.
Suki: And a lot of slugs.
Ozai: Well I'm not sure if that really happened.
Sokka: It's more believable then a donut with wings playing strip poker.
Ozai: It is?
Suddenly, Ursa, Iroh and Zuko come running over-
Ursa: There you all are!
Azula: We know where we've been but where have you three been?
Zuko: I deem that unimportant information. Is this everyone? I wanna go back to Kimono's house.
Sokka: Yeah, this whole day has been exhausting!
Suki: We still need Aang and Gyatso.
Azula: And Ty-Lee, Toph, Appa and Momo.
Katara: And Mai, Noah and Greg.
Mai, Noah and Greg: Actually, we've been here the whole time.
Katara: Oh yeah.
Me: And we're also kinda missing MY HOUSE!
Sokka: (rolls eyes) Are you still on that?
Me: Yes! My HOUSE blew up and no one seems to care!
Ozai: I care!
Me: YOU'RE DRUNK!
Ozai: I am? Oh you're right… (passes out)
Ursa: Oh great. Why can't this day just end?
Suddenly Appa lands next to everyone-
Aang: (jumps down from Appa) If we get all of you back to Noah's tent and through the portal, the day can end!
Suki, Hakoda, Ursa, Lu Ten and Gyatso: Hurrah!
Sokka: Doesn't anyone wanna stay here?
Suki: Sokka, I love you, but things are a bit too crazy around here for me.
Hakoda: And me.
Lu Ten: And me.
Gyatso: I kind of like it here!
Iroh: That's because you have been dead the longest.
Gyatso: (evil smile) Oh ho ho and you're next, General!
All: (gulp)
Gyatso: Kidding! I'm only kidding!
Toph: (jumping off of Appa) Isn't Gyatso the funniest? Ha-ha!
Zuko: (shudders) 'Funny' isn't how I would describe him…
Ty-Lee: (jumps off Appa) Yeah, that was a little depressing.
Mai: (smiles) I liked it.
Azula: Well you are depressing.
Me: Alright; everyone on Appa! We're going to Noah's tent to figure out this mess!
Deanna: And I'm going home. Toodles! (runs away)
Greg: Yeah I have to go too. Bye Ty-Lee! (hugs her then runs away)
Hakoda: (looks at Noah) Aren't you going to go home?
Noah: I would if it wasn't being used for a base.
Me: I'll get my stuff out later, crybaby.
Sokka: Whatever. Can someone get Ozai? It's not good to just leave an Ex-Fire Lord out on the street when we know he's gonna wake up with a bad headache.
Toph: I think that sounds like fun!
Suki: Please can we leave him here?
Ursa: (rolls her eyes)
Later, in front of the portal-
Hakoda: So when we go back to our world, will we remember all of this?
Me: …No asking technical questions. (turns on Portal)
Hakoda: Goodbye, Sokka and Katara! (hugs them)
Sokka: (sniff) I promised myself I wouldn't…Waaa! (cries) Daddy, don't go!
Aang: Actually, can he stay? We need more people for the A.Z.M.U.A.Z!
Hakoda: What's that?
Katara: I'll tell you never. (pushes him into Portal)
Azula: Aww! We could have used his help to get rid of Zuko!
Lu Ten, Iroh, Ursa and Noah: YOU WILL NEVER HURT ZUKO!
Sokka: NOAH! You're on our side!
Noah: I know that! I'm all for stopping Zutara but I don't want Zuko killed!
Azula: Why the hell not?
Noah: With him gone, my part-time job as Fire Lord becomes full-time.
Preview of what that would be like-
Noah: (sitting on Zuko's throne) WHAT DO WE DO AROUND HERE?
Back to present-
Lu Ten: Since when have you been so keen to kill Zuko, Azula?
Ursa: You have so much catching up to do, Nephew.
Azula: And you can do that on your own time. (pushes Ursa and Lu Ten into the Portal)
Iroh and Zuko: But I didn't get a chance to say goodbye!
Me: Oh, shut up, you two. Ursa'll probably be back in a few chapters. I do feel bad about Lu Ten though… Maybe I should bring him back later.
Toph: Don't you mean the author should bring him back later?
Me: Yeah sure ok.
Aang: Well, Gyatso, I guess this is goodbye. (sniff) At least I get to say goodbye this time…
Gyatso: (hugs Aang) I have already told you, Aang. You should not feel guilty for leaving the Southern Air Temple. It was all part of your destiny.
Aang: (crying on his shoulder) I-I know but…I'll s-still miss you!
Gyatso: We will meet again, Aang. I promise.
Jet: …What the hell are you writing?
Author: Every story needs some serious parts! Even a humor story needs it.
Jet: (rolls eyes)
Gyatso: (walks through the Portal)
Aang: Goodbye, Gyatso! (starts crying again)
Katara: Don't worry, Aang! You'll see him again! (turns to Kimono) Right?
Me: Gods, I HOPE not! Do you know how much trouble it is to keep up with too many extra characters? I don't think I- (gets glared at by Katara) I mean… Yeah he'll be back, Aang.
Aang: Yay!
Sokka: Is that everyone?
Ty-Lee: I think so. (gets licked by Appa) Oh yeah! We forgot Appa and Momo!
Toph: I was hoping everyone would forget…
Aang: (hugs them) By guys! See yah later!
Appa: (makes happy Appa sounds)
Momo: (chirps)
Ty-Lee Bye, you two!
Toph: Come back soon!
Noah: But not too soon…
Mai: (sigh) Are you still here?
Noah: It's MY tent!
Mai: So?
Me: I vote we move on to the next subject-
Sokka: Addressing the fact that this was a Senitnelav Chapter?
Me: NO! My HOUSE!
Zuko: Oh yeah! That thing!
Ty-Lee: Sorry about that!
The One-Winged Author: Yeah, sorry, Kimono.
Me: GET OUT OF HERE!
Author: And that about wraps it all up!
Jet: Zutarakid50 doesn't own Harry Potter, The Dark Knight, Avatar: The Last Airbender or Dragon Ball. But this should be obvious by now.
Author: I do own Randy the Random Waiter though! So that's cool! I guess…
Jet: This chapter is dedicated to Crazy Cutie 01 for being the 415th reviewer! Thanks so much and please review more, guys! It makes us feel loved! And a BIG 'thank you' to Noah for the names in Rap City and Greg and Deanna for putting a stop to writer block.
Author: One last thing: I will, once again, be going to AnimeNEXT on June 19th. If you wanna meet up or just say 'hi', send me a PM or some sort of message. I'll be going as Ryou Bakura!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono
PS: Since the story's ending soon, this your last chance to submit any ideas you have. Also, if you wanna be in the story, send me a review with you're shipping preference (if you have one) and who you might like to talk to and for what reason.
PPS: I got it out in less than 2 months, Ty Lee Hyuuga! HA!
Aftermath-
Ozai: (waking up) Ugh…my head… wait, what's that music?
Zhao: (singing) Nothing really matters…anyone can see…
Cabbage Merchant: Nothing really matters….nothing really matters…
CM and Zhao: To meeeeeeeeeeee…
Song and Jin: Anyway the wind blowwwwwssssss…
Ozai: (groans) Why are you idiots singing? I have such a bad headache and images are running through my head that I hope are not real…
Song: But we have to sing!
Jin: Yeah! How can we not sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in Rap City?
Zhao: Plus we drank some stuff a familiar Pirate gave us-
CM: So now we feel really goooooooooood.
Ozai: …I hate Pirates. (sigh) A ninja would never have done this…
Far away-
Greg: (looks around) Why do I feel like saying '3 to 1'?