NOTE: This is loooong. Like 'grab a snack now' long. Sorry ^^;
Sokka: Ok, guys! It's the last chapter so lets go out with a bang; 1…2…3!
All: BANG!
One voice: Goo!
Sokka: No- 'BANG'! Let's try this again: 1…2…3!
All: BANG!
Same voice: Goo!
Sokka: Ok, who's being a jerk about this?
Baby: Goo-goo!
Sokka: A baby?
Zuko: What's a BABY doing in a house like this?
Me: Unrelatedly, why do you guys hate this place so much?
Katara: It's not your fault, Kimono. It's just that we need to be home.
Ozai: Actually, I hate this place because of Kimono so yeah; it is her fault.
Me: (starts crying)
Aang: Ozai! You- You- You are just…the WORST type of person!
Ozai: What? I thought she knew that!
Ty-Lee: Don't cry, Kimono! Ozai's just a big meanie.
Me: (sniff) I'm not crying because of that. (points at Iroh) It's IROH'S fault!
Toph: What? But Iroh is the nicest person ever!
Azula: There are soldiers in Ba-Sing-Se who would disagree.
Katara: Not the point.
Iroh: Oh she just means the onion tea I'm drinking. The scent is strong.
Mai: How come we're not affected?
Me: Because none of you have any SOULS!
All: (silence)
Ozai: (bursts into tears)
Me: Also none of you are standing as close to Iroh as I am.
Sokka and Zuko: HAVE YOU GUYS FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE BABY?
All: …baby?
Baby: Goo!
Katara and Ty-Lee: Aww! It's so cute!
Mai: AHH! (runs away)
Toph: What's her problem?
Azula: She doesn't like babies too much. Something about a bad experience with Tom-Tom.
Iroh: Is it a boy or a girl?
Sokka: Let's check. (looks in baby's diaper) AH! (gives baby to Katara) It's a girl and it needs changing.
Katara: Sokka! Why can't YOU change her?
Sokka: Because you're Ms 'I helped Gran-Gran deliver lots of babies back home'!
Katara: Err… and?
Ty-Lee: Well she has your hair, also.
Katara: What?
Iroh: Now that I get a good look at her, she also has Zuko's eyes and skin tone.
Katara and Zuko: Wh-What are you trying to say?
Iroh: I'm saying…that I finally have a grandkid!
Sokka: Noo! I don't wanna be an Uncle now!
Ozai: (stops crying) Awww! Who's a little Fire Lord, huh? So cute!
Azula: Guys, she can't be Zuko and Katara's baby.
Katara and Zuko: THANK YOU, AZULA!
Sokka, Ozai and Iroh: Why not?
Azula: Don't you think we'd notice Katara getting fatter for 9 months?
Sokka, Ozai and Iroh: Oh yeah.
Katara: So now that we've established that she's not mine- (hands to Azula) You change her.
Azula: Oh so THIS is how you repay me for helping you? (hands to Kimono) You do it! It's your story!
Me: (sighs and takes baby) What is your problem, guys? It's just a baby! Changing her should be no big deal! What's the worst that could-
Zuko: Stop stalling and change Nemo!
Me: I never said I w- Wait, who's Nemo?
Zuko: That's the name I just gave her. She needs a name.
Aang: Don't name her Nemo! Then we'll have to find her like in 'Finding Nemo'.
Greg and Bulma: (run in through door) Did someone say FIND?
Ozai: Go away, you Hufflepuffs.
Bulma: Aww. (runs out)
Ozai: I said go!
Greg: Luckily, I've learned to ignore you! Now where is little Ty-Lee jr? (pinches baby on the cheek)
Azula: 'Ty-Lee jr'? That's the stupidest name I've ever-
Noah: (runs in) I second it!
Ty-Lee: I like it too!
Azula: No! (takes baby from Kimono) You need to give her a name that strikes FEAR into people's hearts! A name like….Voldemort!
All: (shudder)
Baby: (starts crying)
Azula: See? She likes it!
Toph: (takes baby from her) You're insane, Azula! If you're gonna give her a toph name, you have to make it Helga. That's one of the strongest-sounding names I know!
Sokka: I think we should name her Hungry!
Iroh: Why Hungry?
Sokka: So where she introduces herself she can say "Hi! I'm Hungry!"
Iroh:….that's a terrible name.
Sokka: (hangs head) I know.
Iroh: Her names should be Jasmine! Like my teashop!
Aang: No! It should be something cute like 'Foo Foo Cuddlypoops'!
Me: Aang, there's already a Foo Foo Cuddlypoops in the sh-
Aang: The 3rd!
Ty-Lee: Looks guys, lets just all try to think of a good name for this little girl. (takes baby from Toph) She's so cute that she needs the best name we can come up with!
Katara: Ty-Lee's right. Lets think of a name we all agree on.
Everyone sits down to think.
Meanwhile-
Mai: (sitting in kitchen drinking tea) So you'll help me make some Maiko fluff happen and in return I have to let Jet have him for a while?
Yogogirl13: (drinking tea with her) That's all I'm asking. Do we have a deal? (holds out hand)
Mai: Indeed. (shakes hand)
With everyone else-
Ozai: (opens mouth)
All: OVER RULED!
Ozai: Oh come ON!
Katara: How about we name her after my mother?
Iroh: That's a sweet idea, Katara!
Sokka: I like that idea!
Zuko: Wait a second! What if I wanted to name Nemo after MY mother, huh?
Ozai: Why would you do that?
Me: Yeah, since Ursa's right-
Kimono runs downstairs to the basement. She reaches into the portal and pulls out a very confuse Ursa. She pulls Ursa back up stairs.
Me: -here it would get confusing having two around.
Ursa: Wait what?
Ty-lee: We're trying to name this randomly appearing baby. (holds up baby)
Ursa: Shouldn't you try and find out whose baby it is before you name it?
All: …Good point…
Zuko: Maybe this baby is that new 'Avatar Korra' kid. You know, from the new 'our world in the future' show that's coming out?
Aang: It can't be the new Avatar! I'M NOT DEAD YET!
Me: (opens her mouth)
Ozai: If you start singing that song I'm throwing you out the window.
Me: (closes mouth) Fine.
Toph: If we're going to find this baby's parents, we'll need all the help we can get.
Azula: Is there anyway we can call in every character from our world that's ever been in this story and get them here to help?
Me: Well I DO I have 'call in every character from our world that's ever been in this story and get them here to help' button but-
Ty-Lee and Aang: I WANNA PUSH THE BUTTON! I WANNA PUSH THE BUTTON! (both run out)
Ursa: …do they even know where they're going?
Iroh: What's the problem with the button, Kimono?
Me: Well… whoever is pulled into the story is stuck until you all leave..
Ozai: Well this is the last chapter anyway, right? We'll be leaving anyway.
Me: (starts crying)
Toph: Iroh! Stop drinking that onion tea!
Iroh: I finished it! I'm not making her cry!
Me: I l-love this story! P-p-please don't gooooo! (cries)
Katara: Ozai, you started it this time. Comfort her!
Ozai: I AM NOT GIVING THIS STORY ANY MORE KIMZAI!
Ursa: What's Kimzai?
Ozai: IT'S A HORRIBLE DISEASE!
Ty-Lee: It is not! Stop being mean!
Azula: Weren't you two going to push a button?
Aang: We can't find it.
Katara: Ozai! Fix Kimono!
Ozai: Why?
Katara: You fix everything else, right?
Ursa: Do it for me, Ozai? (gives him puppy-dog eyes)
Ozai: Oh…fine. (sits down next to Kimono) So, um… Kimono, I'll give you…chocolate…if you stop crying.
Me: Ok! (stops crying and holds out hands for chocolate)
Ozai: (sighs. Hands her chocolate)
Sokka: Why did you have chocolate?
Ozai: Well I was going to eat it but…
Aang: Anyway, where's this button?
Me: On the control panel next to the portal in the basement. The big red one that says 'Do not touch'.
Ursa: You guys have a basement?
Everyone in the A.Z.M.U.A.Z: Yes, we do.
Ty-Lee and Aang: We're on it! (run out of room)
Greg: So Noah, why didn't you make a hole when you first got here?
Noah: I didn't? Whoops! Let me go fix th-
Suddenly, someone crashes into the room through the wall with a motorcycle.
Sirius Black: Lily! James! I'm here to- Wait… (looks around) Damn. (pulls out map) I knew I should have taken that left at Azkaban…
Me: Oh he's in the chapter now? Surely you can't be serious…
Sirius: I AM Sirius! Don't call me Shirley!
Meanwhile, in another part of Fan Fiction Land-
Voldemort: This baby seems to have survived my curse …and he's so cute! I'm taking you home with me!
Back in the story-
Greg: So yeah, Ozai, fix that wall!
Ozai: Why do I have to fix EVERYTHING?
Noah: Because.
Ozai: …That makes sense. (starts to fix wall)
Sirius: Well I guess I should be going, seeing as how I'm in the wrong story….
Azula: Before you leave- (holds up baby) Can you give us an idea for a baby name?
Sirius: Hmm… how about James?
Ursa: It's a girl.
Sirius: Oh! Then… Lily?
Sokka: You know what? Why don't you just get back to your own story?
Sirius: That's a good idea. (gets on motorcycle and crashes through hole Ozai was fixing)
Ozai: Damn it!
Myuh: Was that a card game on a motorcycle?
Toph: Shut up, Myuh.
Parrot: Braack! Shut up!
Azula: So Myuh, do YOU have a baby name idea?
Myuh: Ummmmm… Rocky?
Suddenly, there is a loud explosion from the basement-
All: …
Zuko: So I think they found the button.
Parrot: Braack! Button!
Sokka: Sorry, Parrot, Button's not a good baby name ether.
Ty-Lee: (comes up the stairs leading Hakoda, Gyatso, Lu-Ten and Suki) And this is little baby Steve.
Me: This baby is NOT named Steve! Where did you get THAT from? And where's Appa?
Aang: (with Momo on his shoulder) Appa's waiting for us outside since he's…you know… big. (clears throat) Some picture of Greg over the fireplace on the way up here suggested Steve.
Hakoda: It was actually kind of scary. Why does it talk?
Greg: I made it talk like the pictures in Harry Potter! I gave it to Kimono for Christmas. Along with the fireplace
Noah: Well THAT'S not creepy at all…
Lu-Ten: How do you give someone a fireplace?
Toph: Guys, focus. We need to find out whom this baby belongs to.
Me: I think the best idea is to go around the neighborhood and ask if anyone knows someone who's missing Amethyst.
Gyatso: What's an Amethyst?
Myuh: That's a type of rock! I win!
Me: That's the name the baby came with! A pelican flew in and gave it to me just now.
All: THE STORK GAVE IT TO YOU?
Me: A pelican! You know, like in Animal Crossing!
Suki: Oh…this is a weird story…
Ursa: You get use to it.
Suki: Really?
Ursa: Umm… no, not really.
Out on the street with Ozai holding the baby-
Hakoda: I think this will go faster is we split into groups and-
Myuh: Why is HE holding the baby?
Toph: Because you don't have arms.
Zuko: I agree with the pet rock, why is Ozai holding Nemo?
Gyatso: I thought her name was Amethyst?
Zuko: Well you thought wrong.
Me: Her name IS Amethyst. Zuko, stop confusing people.
Zuko: I don't like that name so I'm calling her Nemo, like I wanted to.
Ozai: Guys, does it matter why I'm holding her? Someone has to!
Sokka: Come to think of it… did we ever change Hungry's diaper?
Ozai: (throws baby to Suki) Change her!
Suki: (catches baby) Why would you throw a baby?
Baby: (giggles)
Ozai: See? She likes it!
Lu-Ten: That's not the point, Uncle! You don't just throw a baby!
Azula: Guys, there are more important things to worry about than one baby's safety.
Aang: Yeah, we need to figure out who's going with whom.
Hakoda: Are you all insane? Since when is it ok to just toss a baby to someone?
Noah: I wanna go with Ty-Lee-
Greg: No I wanna go with Ty-Lee!
Gyatso: Are any of you even listening?
Mai: No, they seemed to have mellowed out about that kind of stuff.
Ty-Lee: Mai! (hugs her) When did you get back?
Mai: Just now. Are we getting rid of the baby now? Are my knives needed? (takes out knives)
Iroh: Umm, no. We don't need to get rid of the baby that way…
Katara: We're going to find the parents. We're splitting into groups to find them faster.
Mai: Oh… (slides closer to Zuko)
Bush next to Mai: (whispers loudly) Not yet, Mai. Waaaaaaait until I give the signallll.
Lu-Ten: Is that bush talking?
Ozai: Probably.
Lu-Ten: Oh. …And is that weird?
Iroh: Not really any more.
Ursa: A door got Ozai arrested a few chapters ago so this isn't that odd.
Lu-Ten: I see…
Hakoda: This is a strange place.
Gyatso: I quite agree.
Me: Greg, Noah STOP! (pulls them away from each other) We'll make this fair- We'll pull names out of a hat (a hat randomly appears with everyone's names in it) and pick groups that way. We'll have 5 groups.
Noah and Greg: Fine…
Suki: So is anyone gonna change the baby?
Katara: We'll pick teams first.
Suki: Are you sure you wanna wait, I mean, she smells bad…
All: (look at Katara)
Katara: …Fine I'll change her.
Me: Excellent.
After the team picking-
Me: Ok so…
Team One: Mai, Zuko, Ozai and Ursa
Team Two: Suki, Aang, Ty-Lee and Toph
Team Three: Appa, Kimono, Iroh and Hakoda
Team Four: Noah, Sokka, Myuh and Gyatso
Team Five: Katara, Azula, Greg and Lu-Ten
(Note- All these teams were actually picked randomly. I had Noah pick names out of a hat. The only people that I put together intentionally were Mai and Zuko)
Katara: So who takes the baby with them?
Me: Uhhh… Team 4?
Noah, Sokka and Myuh: No way!
Iroh: Kimono, that's a really bad idea. Katara, why don't you keep her?
Katara: I changed her! Someone else should watch her!
Hakoda: I thought you loved children, Katara! What happened to you?
Katara: (sigh) Sorry. I guess I can take her.
Me: Ok so we should all go to different houses. Who wants to go to-
Sokka: WAIT! Can we think of better names then stuff like "Team 4" and "Team 1"?
Ozai: Yeah! I wanna be "Team Phoenix"!
Aang: Can we be "Team Super"?
Ty-Lee: I like that name!
Momo: (makes happy Momo sound)
Noah: Let's be "Team Ty-Lee"!
Gyatso: No, "Team South" is a better name. Sokka and I are both from Southern parts of the world.
Myuh: I like "Team Rocky"!
Sokka, Gyatso and Noah: …
Noah: You're really pushing that, huh?
Myuh: Sorry.
Sokka: Let's be "Team Cool"!
Noah: That's lame!
Sokka: "Team Awesome"?
Greg: No fair! I was gonna say that… Let's be "Team Greatest Radical Excited Group"!
Me: So the names are Team Phoenix (1), Team Super (2), Team Lazy (3), Team-
Hakoda: We're Team Lazy?
Me: Well I plan on flying on Appa the whole time so yeah.
Iroh and Hakoda: Kids these days…
Me: Anyway, Team Awesome (4) and Team Greatest Radical Excited Group (5). Can we decide on locations now?
All: Yeah!
A while later, with Team Phoenix-
Zuko: I can't believe we got stuck going to Song and Jin's house.
Mai: If those girls try anything, I'll-
Ursa: I don't think I've met Song and Jin. What are they like?
Ozai: They're annoying.
Ursa: How so?
Ozai: You'll see soon enough.
Bush next to Mai: Damnit, Mai, get the parents out of here!
Ursa: (looks at bush) Seriously why is it talking?
Mai: You're asking a lot of questions, Ursa!
Ursa: A bush is talking. I don't think it's an unreasonable question.
Zuko: If anyone's odd, it's you, Mai. That bush is following you around!
Mai: That's stupid. Bushes can't move.
Ozai: (kicks bush which moves away from him) And yet…
Mai: Can we just concentrate on getting to Song and Jin's house?
Ozai: I agree. Lets get this over with.
They reach Song and Jin's front door-
Mai: Zuko, can I talk to you for a minute? (grabs his arm and turns to Ursa and Ozai) You two talk to Song and Jin, alright? (runs to side of house)
With Zuko and Mai-
Zuko: Mai, what is going on? You've been acting weird since you came down from the kitchen.
Mai: Zuko, how do you feel about me?
Zuko: …Pardon?
Mai: You've been giving me mix signals this whole story! You think I'm a friend, you kiss me, you say you love Katara, you find me creepy; PICK ONE! I can't DO this anymore! (starts to cry)
Zuko: Aw, Mai… (hugs her) This story's had an odd effect on all of us.
Mai: (sniff) Then how will you be when we get back to our world then?
Zuko: Well, I'll be ruling a nation. But I won't forget my friends. (smiles at her)
Mai: (smiles back)
Bush next to Mai: Signaaaal.
Mai: (kicks bush) Don't ruin the moment.
Zuko: Really, Mai, why IS that bush talking?
Bush: I'm, um, the God of Maikoooo. I command you to make ouuuuut.
Mai: (pulls bush cover off Yogogirl13) That's all the Maiko that I need and you're getting. The deal still stands so don't bug me.
Yogogirl: Fine. (runs way)
Zuko: Should I a-
Mail: Don't. (they go back to Ursa and Ozai)
In Song and Jin's house-
Zuko: So, Mom, Ozai, what did we mi- THE HELL?
Song is chasing Ozai around the house with a frying pan with Ursa and Jin running after her yelling for her to stop.
Ozai: ZUKO, HELP ME!
Zuko: OH BECAUSE YOU'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES FOR ME!
Song: Get back here, you war-starting jerk!
Jin: Song, give me a turn with pan!
Ursa: Both of you stop!
Ozai: SHE'S GONNA KILL MEEHEEHEE!
Mai: Oh for the love of- (throws knife at Song's feet making her stop)
Ursa: (catches Jin) Calm down!
Song: How could you hurt my feet! I have enough scars! Right, Lee?
Mai: (holds up dagger) Are you sure you don't need more?
Song: (crawls away) You hang out with scary people.
Zuko: (edges away from Mai) Tell me about it.
Ozai: What is wrong with you girls? Since when do you think you can get away with attacking a past Fire Lord?
Jin: About the time you started running.
Ursa: (snickers)
Ozai: (glares at her)
Ursa: Sorry but you could have fought them, you know.
Ozai: But… she had a frying pan…
Zuko: I come from a great lineage, truly.
Mai: So Jin, Song; do you know anyone who's missing a baby?
Jin: You guys found a baby?
Song: Boy or girl?
Ursa: A girl. Named Amethyst, apparently.
Jin: Aww! That's so cute!
Song: Unfortunately, we don't know many people in this story so we don't know who's lost a baby. Or how you COULD lose one…
Ozai: Anything can happen in this story. But it's ending soon so after this weirdness it's-
Jin and Song: This story is ending?
Song: Why doesn't anyone tell us anything?
Ozai: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU TRY TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!
Jin: YOU ARE NOT INNOCENT!
Ozai: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
Ursa: (hits the three of them with the frying pan) ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
Zuko: Way to go, Mom!
Ursa: Well you and your sister had to get your fighting talents somewhere, right?
With Team Lazy-
Hakoda: Explain to me again why we are flying on Appa instead of walking? Our destination is not that far from here.
Deanna: Hakoda, man, relaaaaax. Geez, when's the last time you rode on something other then a boat?
Me: Probably not since he was with Bato.
Me and Deanna: Ooooooo! (giggle)
Hakoda: (turns to Iroh an points at Deanna) Who is this girl and what are they implying about Bato and I?
Iroh: (giggling) I'll tell you when you're older. This is Kimono's friend, Deanna.
Hakoda: And when did she get here?
Deanna: I'm always here!
Hakoda: You can't always be here if I've never seen you before.
Deanna: Then my invisibility cloak works!
Me: Duuude I'm the one with the cloak. You've got the fantastical ninja skilz.
Deanna: Ohhhh… haha, sorry I get cloaks and ninja's mixed up.
Me: I know right?
Hakoda: Um… are they ok?
Iroh: I'm testing out some new teas today and this one might make people… too calm and relaxed.
Hakoda: Oh, alright then… so where are we going?
Deanna: There and back again.
Me: WE SHOULD!
Iroh: We're going to The One-Winged Author and Ty-Lee Hyuuga's house. They're readers so… be careful.
Hakoda: Why? Are they dangerous?
Iroh: In a way: yes.
Me: Don't worry, 'koda! If they get mad at me we'll have Appa eat 'em.
Deanna: Nooooooo! Appa's a veggy tarian!
Hakoda: You mean 'vegetarian'.
Deanna: Same thingish.
Iroh: Anyway, we should land now. (points right below them) That's their house.
Deanna: (looks down) Land it is! (jumps off)
Hakoda: No! Someone catch her!
Me: I got it! (jumps off)
Hakoda: (looks at Iroh) Why are you so calm about this?
Iroh: (looks at his tea cup) It might be the tea…
On the ground-
Me: Wow, nothing like falling 100 some-odd feet to sober you up.
Deanna: (gets up rubbing her back) Yeah, you're right. What did we land in that's so soft?
Both: (look down) …Crumpled paper? (look around and notice they're out front of One-Winged and Hyuuga's house)
Me: Why are they littering in my story?
Hyuuga: (from inside house) Damnit! I can't write a good letter to Kimono!
One-Winged: I keep telling you; you don't have to write an angery letter to her! She's probably hard at work on the next chapter all-
Hyuuga: If she were 'hard at work' we'd have the chapter already!
One-Winged: At least stop throwing the mistakes out the window…
Deanna: Well that answers that question.
Appa: (lands next to us) Raaanghgra! ((or whatever sound he makes))
Hakoda: (jumps off Appa) You're ok!
One-Winged: Not for long! Hyuuga heard you and is coming out now!
Deanna: One-Winged! Have you seen a mommy without a baby around here?
One Winged: Umm… no. Why do you ask?
Me: (turns around) Well we have no business here so I guess we'll just g-
Hyuuga: (runs out with One-Winged's axe) WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE COMPUTER?
Me: ASK THE AUTHOR! (runs around being chased by Hyuuga)
Deanna: I feel like we're being ignored.
Iroh: Welcome to my world.
One-Winged: Oh hey, Iroh! Didn't see you there!
Hakoda: So neither of you are missing a baby girl? We found one and are trying to get her home.
One-Winged: Oh is that what you mean? (glares at Deanna)
Deanna: My question was easy to understand, thank you very much.
One-Winged: But no, we're not missing a baby.
Iroh: On a quasi-related subject, why are you two sharing a house?
One-Winged: Since we're in the story so much, we just starting staying here and we both wanted this house.
Iroh: Wasn't Hyuuga here first though?
One-Winged: …well I wanted a house with a pool so…
Hakoda: We should move on since these two aren't any help.
Deanna: If you want to move on, you can be the one to save Kimono.
Me: (still running) PLEASE DO!
With Team Greatest Radical Excited Group (Team G.R.E.G for short)-
Azula: (looks at text about her) Hey wait…
Greg: Isn't it great?
Katara: Just ignore it, Azula.
Lu-Ten: Who are we looking for again?
Azula: BatTitan and someone named XxEvilMasterMindxX.
Katara: Why does BatTitan have a house here? She's only been here once!
Greg: Because she's a real-life friend of Kimono's.
Azula: She has friends?
Lu-Ten: Guys, focus. Where do these people live?
Greg: (points to map) Over here… I think.
Katara: You 'think'?
Greg: Alright then YOU read the map! (throws map at her)
Lu-Ten: You should be more respectful to women, Greg.
Katara: I appreciate it, Lu-Ten, but I'm used to Sokka.
Lu-Ten: And how does my cousin treat you?
Katara: Mainly death threats but that's off-screen-err- chapter. Still hates my guts and sometimes tries to kill me but not without reason. I mean, did you see the finale when I-
Azula: He doesn't me, simple peasant.
Katara: Eh? Oh! You mean Zuko! He's sweet.
Greg: (pokes Lu-Ten with his foot) I don't think people can hear you after they've fainted.
Katara: Oh… shit.
Later-
Lu-Ten: (waking up) Uhh… oh… where am-
Azula: LU-TEN! (jumps on him) We need your help! What's the last thing you remember?
Lu-Ten: Katara was saying… horrible thinks about Zuko (shudders) Please tell me my dear cousin didn't end up like that.
Greg: Well Azula did. Does that count?
Lu-Ten: What?
Azula: That's not important right now! Katara was kidnapped!
Lu-Ten: What?
Greg: By EvilMasterMind and BatTitan!
Lu-Ten: What?
Greg: And Pluto's no longer considered a planet!
Lu-Ten: What?
Greg: (giggles) I could sit here surprising him all night!
Azula: Well don't! Listen, Lu-Ten: EvilMasterMind and BatTitan kidnapped Katara. They ran away before I could kill them! We need to find her!
Greg: Why do you care about the 'simple peasant' all of a sudden?
Azula: I don't. I've been wanting to kill something today. Isn't this a good excuse?
Lu-Ten: Is it safe to assume they are not missing a baby?
Azula and Greg: …What baby?
With Team Super-
Toph: So where are we going?
Suki: (looks at map) Kokomojeezus' house.
Momo: Chrip-chip!
Aang: (pets his head) I know. It makes me want hot coco too.
Toph: He's close by. I think he's arguing with someone.
Ty-Lee: Then lets go make them happy! (runs off)
Aang: Yeah! (jumps on air-scooter and follows)
Suki: Are they always so…
Toph: Annoying?
Suki: I was going to say energetic but that works too.
Out front of Koko's house, Suki and Toph walk up to find Ty-Lee and Aang trying to keep Koko and Crazichi123 away from each other-
Suki: …What did we miss?
Koko: And if I find you sleeping in my extra bed room ONE MORE TIME-
Crazichi123: But you're not using it! AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY!
Koko: That doesn't mean you can just barge into my house and live there!
Crazichi: Why not?
Toph: Well, Twinkle toes, you're supposed to be peacekeeper. Shouldn't you make them stop fighting?
Aang: (holding Crazichi back from punching Koko) I'M TRYING!
Ty-Lee: (holding Koko back) You could help us, Toph!
Toph: I'm good, thanks.
Suki: (whistles loudly)
All: Arg! (cover ears)
Suki: Have you (points at Koko) or you (points a Crazichi) heard of anyone around here missing a baby girl?
Koko and Crazichi: (look at each other) Ummmm… (look at Suki) Why?
Ty-Lee: We found a baby girl and don't know whose it is.
Crazichi: Have you considered that she could be Zuko and Katara's?
Toph: (rolls her eyes) Yes. She's not.
Crazichi: Sokka and Ty-Lee's?
Ty-Lee: SHE IS NOT MINE!
Suki: (glares at her) That better be true.
Crazichi: Could she be Aang and T-
Aang: WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT IT ISN'T ANY OF OURS, OK?
Toph: Twinkie, chill. So do you readers know anything about a missing baby?
Koko: I'll tell you everything I know about it if you come inside my house and see my Toph shrine!
All: …
Toph: I'm not about to see anything.
Koko: Oh… sorry. I forgot.
Suki: You have a shrine to her; how could you forget?
Momo: Chirp-chip!
Aang: You're right, Momo, readers are very silly!
Crazichi: Not all of us are!
Koko: You be quiet, Goldilocks!
Ty-Lee: I wanna see your shrine! It sounds cool!
Koko: It is! Come on in, everyone! (everyone follows him inside. Koko shuts the door in Crazichi's face)
Crazichi: Hey! I wanna see it too! Let me in!
Koko: Not until you give me the password!
Ty-Lee: We didn't have to give you a pass-
Koko: Shhh.
Chrazichi: Is the password 'Kimzai'?
Koko: …Actually yes. (opens door)
Suki: What's Ki-
Toph: Don't worry about it.
Aang: Hey Koko, Momo and I wanna know if you have any hot chocolate!
In front of Koko's Toph shrine-
Suki: So this is it, huh?
Koko: Isn't it cool?
Ty-Lee: I would have said 'creepy' but… (smiles) they both begin with 'c', right?
Momo: Chip- cherp- chirp!
Aang: (rolls his eyes) No, Momo, I don't think the Toph doll is stuffed with Leachy Nuts.
Koko: And along with the homemade Toph doll, I've made each outfit Toph's ever worn on the show, craved a pumpkin with her face on it, drawn-
Suki: As great as this is-
Toph: 'Great'?
Suki: Ok, what would you call it?
Toph: I'd call it awesome! I actually have a fan that made a shrine to me!
Koko: I even made the ring tone on my cell phone 'Your winner, and still the champion, the Blind Bandit!'
Toph: Cooool!
Suki: We're supposed to be finding Amethyst's parents!
Ty-Lee: So Koko, what do you know about a missing baby?
Koko: Well there was this guy that passed while Crazy-
Crazichi: (calls from down stairs watching TV) That's 'Crazi', not 'Crazy'!
Koko: -and I were fighting outside. He looked like he was looking for something. Does that help?
Aang: Yeah! Which way did he go?
Koko: I donno. I was too busy trying to keep Crazy cheese from breaking into my house again.
Crazichi: My name is Crazichi!
Ty-Lee: Alright, Team Super, time to move out! Momo and Aang, fly outside and find that guy! Suki, Toph and I will follow from below!
Aang: Got it! (he and Momo fly out window)
Toph: Can I just stay here with my shrine?
Suki: (grabs her arm) NO. (she runs out pulling Toph. Ty-Lee follows)
With Team Awesome-
Gyatso: Why does this rock talk again?
Myuh: I'm not just any rock; I'm a pet r-
Sokka: We have no clue.
Noah: My sister probably thought it was funny.
Sokka: So we're supposed to see Zhao and the Cabbage Merchant but I'm not up to it.
Gyatso: Don't you want to find Amethyst's parents and get the poor girl home?
Noah: I'm with Sokka. Zhao and Cabbage man aren't parent material. I doubt the baby's theirs.
Gyatso: But they might know something!
Sokka: Arrg, what is it with you newcomers and being so self-righteous?
Myuh: I think we should find this baby's parents, guys.
Gyatso: Thank you, illogical rock! (hugs)
Myuh: Wanna make a optimistic-
Sokka: FINE! We'll go see these guys but I bet you they won't know anything about this!
At Zhao and Cabbage Merchant's house-
Zhao: Oh yeah we know about that.
CM: A guy came around a little while ago asking if we had seen a baby.
Sokka: (sitting on the sidewalk outside) I am the universe's bitch…
Gyatso: We found a baby girl in Kimono's house. Where is this person?
Myuh: What did he look like?
CM: We don't know where he went.
Zhao: He looked like a pirate… where have a seen him before…?
Sokka: Wait- a pirate? (looks at Noah)
Noah: Why would I want a baby?
Gyatso: Well considering nothing ever makes sense to me in this story-
Myuh: I don't want it to be over yet! I haven't been here that long and it's the only place I can talk without freaking out pe-
Zhao: This story's ending?
CM: Why didn't you tell us?
Sokka: You didn't ask.
Zhao: I haven't gotten a chance to kill Zuko yet!
CM: Yay! I can finally go back to my cabbages!
Zhao: Don't say 'yay', Earth Kingdom simpleton!
CM: (starts crying) You promised you wouldn't call me that anymore! (runs up stairs)
Zhao: Wait! Stop! I didn't mean it! I'M SORRY! (runs up stairs after CM)
Team Awesome: …
Sokka: They've been here too long.
Gyatso: I agree.
Myuh: Let's go find the others and tell them what we know.
Noah: If its gets us away from this weirdness, I'm all for it! (Team Awesome runs out of house)
Out front of Kimono's house-
Aang: (lands) Guess we better meet with everyone else to tell them what we know, huh Momo?
Momo: Chirp!
Suki, Toph and Ty-Lee run up.
Suki: I hope someone else found some information on this guy.
Toph: Team Awesome's on they're way over. I doubt they found any-
Sokka: Hey we found something!
Toph: …
Myuh: (jump onto Toph's shoulder) What's wrong with you?
Toph: Not a damn thing.
Myuh: Then smile!
Ty-Lee: Yeah, Toph; Smile! (hugs Toph)
Sokka: Does…ANYONE want to hear what we found out?
Suki: I do, Sokka!
Sokka: Yay! (hugs Suki)
Gyatso: We should wait for everyone else to arrive.
Noah: We have to sit here and wait for 3 teams to-
Ursa (followed by the rest of Team Phoenix) Hey everyone!
Noah: - 2 teams to get here?
Sokka: Sure looks that way, doesn't it?
Mai: What's the rush?
Sokka: We have some information!
Zuko: I knew you weren't totally useless!
Sokka: Thanks, Zuko! I- (pause) Hey…
Ozai: We didn't find anything and if we have to look anymore then just let Appa land on me! (Appa lands on Ozai)
Mai: Saw that coming.
Toph: I didn't.
Aang: Appa! Get off Ozai!
Sokka: Appa! Stay on Ozai!
Parrot: Braack! Ozai!
Suki: (pets Parrot) Don't say such dirty words, Parrot.
Iroh: Appa, Yip-Yip! (Appa gets off Ozai)
Ursa: Sweetheart! Are you ok?
Zuko: Exactly when did Ozai become 'Sweetheart'?
Me: (jumps off of Appa) Thanks again for saving me, Iroh! I'm glad to have such good friends. (glares at Deanna)
Deanna: I agreed with Hyuuga, hence the not helping.
Me: You agreed I should be killed?
Deanna: That you should finish the story!
Noah: Who's being killed?
Greg: If you die, Kimono, can I have your mangas?
Lu-Ten: Katara's missing!
Zuko, Sokka, Aang and Hakoda: WHAT?
Greg: Oh yeah, that IS the reason we ran over here, isn't it?
Lu-Ten: Well yeah!
Azula: (to everyone) Long story short, we were supposed to talk to BatTitan and EvilMasterMind but they kidnapped Katara instead.
Hakoda: We have to find her!
Toph: First things first, did EvilMasterMind or BatTitan know anything about the baby's parents?
Sokka: WHY IS THAT FIRST?
Mai: Toph's right. The baby problem came first so we should focus on that.
Iroh: Katara is a big girl, Sokka, she can take care of her kidnapers. The baby however cannot fend for itself and we must help her find her parents, where she belongs.
Ursa: Aww! That was so wise, Iroh!
Iroh: Thank you! I though it sounded pretty good too!
Gyatso: We should trade words of wisdom some time!
Iroh: Yes! Over tea!
Gyatso: Of course.
Lu-Ten: So…we're just going to forget about Katara?
Toph: For the time being, yes.
Aang: Ok then… Team Super found out from Koko that a guy is running around apparently looking for something.
Me: Who is it?
Myuh: Well, Zhao and the Cabbage man told us a Pirate came around asking about a missing baby.
Deanna: So we're looking for a Pirate?
Mai: (sighs) I though we were done with pirates when I cut up Noah's costume.
Noah: You did WHAT?
Ozai: (groan) Does anyone care that I can't feel my face?
Ursa: Oh yeah, sorry, dear! (starts to fix him)
Zuko: So we know that there is a pirate looking for Nemo but do we know where he went?
Greg: We didn't hear anything about that.
Ty-Lee: Nether did we.
Noah: We didn't ether.
Hakoda: Our team learned absolutely nothing useful.
Deanna: Well I learned how fast Hyuuga can run.
Me: So now what do we do? We've asked everyone I know.
Azula: (rolls her eyes) Did you ever consider asking someone you don't know?
Me: Why would I put someone in my own story that I've never met?
Suki: Well you have all these readers…
Gyatso: While we plan, may I hold the baby? I haven't gotten the chance and she's so cute!
Aang: Sure you can! Lu-Ten, give Gyatso the baby.
Lu-Ten: Umm…I don't have her.
Zuko: But since Katara was kidnapped, someone else must have the baby, right?
Azula: None of us have the baby
Sokka: Does Katara still have the baby AND is kidnapped?
Greg: I actually don't remember seeing Amethyst since all of us split up.
All: …
Azula: So we have no clue where she is.
All: …
Lu-Ten: And we're sorry.
All: …
Greg: …Anyone want a hug?
Sokka and Zuko: YOU LOST THE BABY?
Iroh: I though I taught you better than that, Lu-Ten! (cries)
Ozai: (suddenly fine) See? I TOLD you my son's not the only disappointment!
Ursa: Azula, how could you be so irresponsible?
Ty-Lee: Greg, you idiot! (cries on Noah's shoulder)
Noah: (holds her) Ha, score one for Noah!
Voice from behind them: Guys, relax.
Toph: Jet's here.
All: WHAT? (turn around and see Jet in Kimono's house's doorway)
Me: And you're in my house because…why?
Jet: Well someone has to watch Amethyst, right?
Mai: …What?
Jet: She's inside. You guys left her here so I took her in. Did you find the parents, by the way?
Azula: Jetty! You saved the day!
Gyatso: Not quite! We still need to find her parents.
Hakoda: And Katara!
Jet: Why didn't you guys just put up signs saying you found a baby?
Noah: Who has that kind of time?
Jet: Ugh… just come inside.
Deanna: Naw, I'm leaving. Now that the problem's going to be solved soonish, I don't feel the need to be here anymore.
Me: Bye then! (hugs)
Iroh: (bows to her) Get home safely!
Hakoda: And don't jump off any more bison…
Deanna: I make no promises. (leaves)
In Kimono's house, the kitchen-
Jet: Huh. That's weird.
Ursa: What's weird? The fact that there isn't a baby in here?
Jet: Well that and I could've sworn I left my lunch on this table…
Azula: Jetty! How could you lose Amethyst?
Jet: Like you're one to talk!
Voice from behind them: So yer the ones who nabbed Amethyst!
Toph: That pirate guy is here.
All: What pirate guy? (turn around)
Zuko: You could be a little faster telling us about these people, Toph.
Me: Hey it's that pirate from 'The Waterbending Scroll' episode!
Pirate: (holding baby Amethyst) And I were here for chapter thir'y fo'r but that's not important right now. (pulls out sword) How dare ye steal from me! Again!
Greg: Hey that chocolate bunny was just sitting out in the open! If you didn't want me to take it you should have said-
Pirate: (points sword at Greg) If you don't want t'lose yer head, I'd be quiet, lad.
Greg: (gulps) Have fun, guys! (runs away)
Me: I have courageous friends. Truly. (sigh)
Ty-Lee: What do you mean we stole your baby? She randomly appeared to us!
Sokka: And why do you have a baby anyway?
Pirate: (in the most plain way of speaking) Oh so just because I'm a pirate it means I don't have a heart? (point sword at Sokka)
Sokka: (shrugs) No I was just wondering.
Pirate: (back to pirate-speak) Eh? You ain't scared of me sword?
Sokka: No, why?
Pirate: (looks around at all of them) We are none of you shiverin' in yer timbers?
All Avatar Cast members except Toph: We're use to dangerous stuff like that.
Toph: He has a sword?
Noah: I'm a pirate too!
Me: I just know I can't be killed in my own story.
Pirate: …Odd. The lot of yah…
Mai: Look can we just skip to the part where we explain what's going on? I think Captain Chocolate Bunny here is confused.
Pirate: That'd NOT be my name!
One loooong explanation later-
Jet: So you went running around town to find Amethyst and when I left to talk to everyone outside, you ran in through the back door and got her?
Pirate: That sums it up, I think.
Lu-Ten: But how did you get here?
Pirate: I don't recall… I just sort of appeared here after I noticed Amethyst was missing.
Ursa: But you've been in this story before, right?
Aang: I guess he appeared here after Ty-Lee and I pushed that button!
Myuh: But how did Amethyst get here?
Gyatso: As a talking rock, you probably shouldn't ask logical questions.
Myuh: (sigh) Yeah, you're right…
Hakoda: Since that mystery is solved, CAN WE FIND MY DAUGHTER NOW?
Refrigerator: Crap, they remembered.
Sink: Shh! Don't give us away!
Azula: Ummm… Jetty, were the kitchen appliances talking before?
Jet: They've been talking for a while now. I'm not sure why…
Lu-Ten: (pulls covers of refrigerator and sink) Ha! It's a disguise! EvilMasterMind and BatTitan were hiding dressed up as a do-hicky and a thing-a-ma-bob!
Iroh: Uh, son? I think you mean, 'refrigerator' and 'sink'.
Suki: What are those?
Sokka: Stuff that only exists in this world. We've sort of gotten use to them being around.
Lu-Ten: Oh…I feel so ignorant…
Aang: Don't worry! When we got here we were scared of a microwave!
Lu-Ten: I…don't know what that is ether…
Hakoda: More to the point- (grabs EMM and BT and pins them to the wall) Where is she?
Me: Yeah, EMM, where is it?
BT: You mean 'she', don't you?
Me: Well EMM said she'd give me a XLLLLLLLLLLL sized cookie if she was put in the story soo… (holds out hand) Where is it?
EMM: Here. (hands Kimono XLLLLLLLLLLL cookie)
Me: Yum!
Ty-Lee: Are you gonna eat the whole thing yourself?
Hakoda: ONE THING AT A TIME!
Toph: We told you the same thing not 30 minutes ago.
Zuko: Between Katara missing and who gets some of Kimono's cookie; which do you think is a bigger deal?
Ozai: Personally I'm hungry enough to worry about the cookie more.
Pirate: If you're wondering about that Katara girl, I know where they be hiding her.
BT: Don't tell!
EMM: I'll give you a cookie if you don't!
Ursa: How many do you have?
EMM: Enough.
Pirate: She's trapped in a box on the roof.
Zuko, Sokka, and Hakoda: I'll save you! (run out of kitchen)
Azula: Sooo…can I kill the readers now?
Ursa: No!
Ozai: Yes!
EMM and BT: NO!
Myuh: (throws itself at Azula, knocking her unconscious) Run, readers, RUN!
BT: Thank you, Myuh! (she and EMM run out of story)
Parrot: Braack! Myuh!
Suki: Shut up, bird…
Later in front of the Portal in the basement-
Me: So is everyone here?
Baby: Goo!
Pirate: Aww! You're so cute!
All: We're here.
Gyatso: Do we have to go?
Jet: Well I don't have to. I help the author disclaim so I have to stay.
Azula: B-But Jetty! I'll MISS you!
Jet: I'll miss you too- (runs past Azula) Zuko! (grabs him and kisses him)
Mai: Finally. Happy, Yogogirl?
Yogogirl: Yeeees :D
Me: Leave. (Yogogirl runs out of story)
Lu-Ten: I don't want to go ether, Gyatso. We're actually alive here
Jet: (pulls away from Zuko) That's why I don't want to leave. I hate the author but it's worse being dead.
Katara: I'm sorry I couldn't save you, Jet. I'm really sorry…
Jet: It's ok, Katara. (hugs) At least I got to see you, Sokka and Aang one last time.
Iroh: I'm sorry too, Lu-Ten. If I had just ended that pointless battle sooner you might be…be… (starts to cry)
Lu-Ten: Oh Father, I don't blame you for what happened! (they hug)
Me: Looks like its time for good-byes and 'I'm sorry's. Come on, Noah, let's sit in the corner with Greg and stay out of their way.
Noah: Greg's in the corner?
Greg: (in the corner of the basement) With a video camera, yes.
Sokka: And Zuko, I know I've said a lot of bad things in this story about Firebenders but… well I guess some of you aren't so bad. You and Iroh for one.
Zuko: Thanks, Sokka! That means a lot. (turns to the rest of the Aang Gaang) I hope you'll stand by me now that I'm Fire Lord.
Toph: We wouldn't abandon you now, Smokey.
Katara: Of course we'll help you!
Ursa: I wish I could be there with you Zuko…I sorry I had to leave you and Azula…
Zuko: Its OK, Mom.
Azula: We understand why…
Myuh: Do you really have to go, Toph? Can't I come with you?
Toph: No way. You're too hard to explain to people.
Myuh: Oh…I see.
Toph: (sighs) But…I guess you can tag along with Amethyst. Teach her how to be optimistic and all…
Myuh: Yay! (jumps to Amethyst's shoulder)
Pirate: Arrg! Thank ye, Lass!
Aang: Oh so you're suddenly a pirate again?
Gyatso: Now, now, Aang. Be nice.
Aang: Ok, Gyatso. Its was nice to see you again…(sniff) I wish we had more time…
Gyatso: (hugs Aang) I know, young one, I know.
Azula: Hey guys, when we get back to our world, can you break me out of whatever prison I'll be in?
Ty-Lee: Of course!
Mai: That doesn't sound too boring so… sure. (smiles)
Suki: It was really get to meet all of you. (bows)
Ursa: (bows back) It was great meeting you too.
Jet: You know, its weird. We wouldn't have met each other at all if it hadn't been for Kimono keeping us here.
Ozai: As much as I hate to admit it, you're right. Hey Kimono!
Me: (looks up from the corner) Yeah?
Ursa: Come here for a second!
Me: (gets up and walks towards them) What's wr-
All: (jump on her and hug here) THANK YOU!
Baby: Goo!
Parrot: Braack! Goo!
Momo: Chirp!
Me: Aww, guys… (sniff)
Aang: Anytime you want a ride on Appa-
Pirate: Or a ride on my ship-
Ty-Lee: Or a chi-blocking lesson-
Iroh: Or a good pot of tea-
Gyatso: Or a tour of the Spirit World-
All: -you're welcome!
Me: Haha, thanks! I think I'll miss you guys.
Ozai: And um… (blushes) I guess we'll miss you too.
Me: (blushes) Y-You mean it?
Greg: Hate to break up all this not-humor but I'm running out of battery life.
Me: R-Right. Ok everyone, into the portal.
Noah: Noo! (jumps onto Ty-Lee) Don't go!
Ty-Lee: It's been fun you two! (kisses Noah and Greg on the cheek)
Greg and Noah: (let out sighs of content)
Jet: See you guys from the author's note! (runs out of story)
Aang: Well, Momo, lets go! (runs into portal)
Sokka: Come on, Suki! (takes Suki's hand. He, Suki and Parrot run/fly into the portal)
Lu-Ten: Ready, Father? (holds out hand to Iroh)
Iroh: I am, son. (takes his hand. They run into the portal)
Ozai: Ursa, let's do this together! (takes her hand)
Ursa: Come on, Azula! (holds out her hand)
Azula: Bye, Kimono! (takes Ursa hand and they run into the portal)
Katara: Ready to go home, Zuko?
Zuko: (takes her hand) I've been ready. (they run into the portal)
Toph: Well Amethyst, Pirate, Myuh; lets get out of here.
Baby: Goo!
Myuh: Ok!
Pirate: Yarg! (they run into the portal)
Greg: Alright, I think that's every-
Jin, Zhao, Song and Cabbage Man: (run into the basement) WAIT FOR US! (run into portal)
Noah: Ok now that's everyo-
Appa: RAAAWWWWWRGH! (flies into portal)
Me: …How much do you want to bet there's an Appa sized hole where my front door should be?
Noah: 5 dollars.
Greg: '5 dollars'?
Noah: It's all I got.
Me: Well; now it's just you two, me and a story of readers…
Deanna: (appears in basement) Actually I kicked all the readers out. They annoy me.
Me: Oh. So it's just us four?
Greg: And a video of the last hour.
Me: Ok…I feel lonely.
Noah: I feel bored.
Deanna: If you're bored you can fix the Appa-hole upstairs.
Greg: I think we should all go out for some strawberry soda and cheer up. Who's with me?
Me: I could go for one.
Deanna: Me too. Noah, where can we get strawberry soda in Rap City?
Noah: Umm…Berry-o-mart?
Me: …I'll take it.
Wow…its over.
Jet: Finally, right?
You could be a bit more sensitive! This is the first story I wrote ever! I started in Middle School and now it's suddenly over!
Jet: 'Suddenly' doesn't take 2 extra months to write.
Shut up. Disclaim this story one last time…
Jet: Zutarakid50 does not own A Very Potter Musical, Harry Potter or Avatar: The Last Airbender. Kokomojeezus came up with the baby's name.
I just want to say thank you to everyone for reading this. Even if you just picked it up, everyone counts. I'm so happy I've been able to make people laugh with this story. I'm sorry it has to end but I have so much to work on, FanFiction and non-FanFiction. Check on my FictionPress account every once in a while for non-FanFiction stuff. I'm even going to write a book! Most likely won't be on FictionPress but information about it will be on my FF profile. Thank you for editing me, Noah. Thank you so so much for your ideas, Deanna and Greg. I love you guy!
Jet: And look for me in author's notes in a new The Avatar Crew comes to You! related story zutarakid50's going to write soon! More info on her profile!
Thanks again, guys. I'm sorry this is so late. I'll miss you all and never forget what I've learned here!
I rule Hyrule forever and always with Jet,
Kimono