The Comical Styling of Vocaloid
"Len? LEN!" yelled Rin as she ravaged the refrigerator.
Len emerged from his room and asked, "What is it Rin?"
"The oranges…" she said, "They're gone…"
"No," said Len, "It's okay, Rin. I'll go get oranges, you stay here."
Rin was losing control already, "Oranges," she said.
"It's okay, Rin," Len said, running over to his sister and giving her a hug, well, more like a restraint, he knew she knew where the knives were, "Don't kill anyone. And don't stab Kaito, you know he hates blood."
With that, Len left and ran to the supermarket.
"Kaito…" said Rin, heading for the knife drawer. She withdrew a rather small one and headed to Kaito's room, "Kaito… Kaito have oranges…"
She entered Kaito's room quietly. He was bobbing his head in rhythm to a song on his iPod, scooping spoonfuls of… orange ice cream.
"Orange…" said Rin. Kaito still didn't here. She raised her knife, and stabbed Kaito in the side of the thigh from behind him, a non-fatal point.
"Dear God," said Kaito, looking up and making a face. He looked at his thigh, blood streaming from the wound, "Oh my… blood."
He passed out, for he has a blood phobia, you see. Rin took the tub of ice cream out of Kaito's lap and gulped it down in two scoops.
"Kaito have more…" she dragged Kaito outside onto the street, and started the Road Roller.
Meanwhile
"You're all out of oranges?" asked Len to the store clerk.
"Yes, this purple-haired man bought them all. He said it was for a sacrifice," replied the clerk.
Len groaned, "Gakupo…"
He ran to his house, which was across the street from his own. He entered, for it was unlocked, and saw the strangest thing he'd ever seen.
There was a ring of oranges, and inside the ring, making a square, were four eggplants. There were candles everywhere, and inside the ring, at the very center, was Gakupo, muttering a chant. He had not heard Len enter.
"Oh sacred eggplant, please accept these oranges as a sacrifice to your greatness, oh humble…" it went on like that.
Len quickly grabbed five oranges without Gakupo noticing and left. Across the street was another scary sight: Kaito was lying half-conscious on the road, while Rin came nearer with the Road Roller.
"No," groaned Len, as he ran toward the Road Roller. He jumped on, and shoved the oranges under Rin's nose, who sniffed in delight.
"Oh, oranges! Thanks Len, but you didn't have to be in such a rush…" said Rin, quickly peeling one.
Len sighed and ran over to help Kaito, who was crawling away from the nearing Road Roller.
"Rin, turn it off!" screamed Len. But she couldn't here; she was too caught up in her oranges.
Kaito was still crawling away. The Road Roller was getting closer. It was about to crush him, and then.
"Kaito!" screamed Len as he disappeared.
"Rin! You killed him!" screeched Len.
"No," said Rin with a mouthful of oranges, "He fell in a pothole."
Poor Kaito, I love picking on him.